Members of our wonderful Podcast Family asked Allen to perform their wedding ceremony, so he got ordained through an online church and became a man of the cloth! So congratulations to Manuel and Ciminie of your wedding and thank you for making it possible for Kellie to sleep with a preacher. Kellie got the bright idea to go back to school and after much frustration and several tears, she's already quit. And after a potentially near-death experience, Allen was shocked by Kellie's reaction, which gives us this week's edition of "Kellie Claps Back."