This awkward week we're talking about shit cakes, mama's catheter, and erection depression. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for several options!

Links for this episode:

• COBRA LIBRE II: A VIBE FOR THE HEAD OF THE PENISFun Factory: "Do you remember when you first got behind the wheel of a car? Those feelings of freedom, possibility, power? The knowledge that you could explore and discover in ways that just weren’t possible before? That’s pretty much what happens to your peen the first time you use the COBRA LIBRE II."
• BLEWIT!BLEWIT: "Are you ready to take your pleasure to the next level?"
• HOT OCTOPUSSHot Octopus: "Sitting at the cutting edge of sex toy design, Hot Octopuss creates next generation toys that are designed to fit into people’s lifestyles, not just their bedrooms."