What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale!  Written by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns. Sound Design, Editing and Production by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Emma Elizabeth as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as The Announcer. Nina Nikolic as Susan Somethinerother. Brandon P. Jenkins as Richard TooGoode. Becca Marcus as The Government. Tal Minear as Kazoo Ad 1. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip, Thomas Pickles Trace Callahan as Darla Pennington. PJ Kanis as Kazoo Ad 2. Bruce Hennigar as Hole Witness 1. Peter Nishimura as Hole Witness 2. Roger J. Thacher as Hole Witness 3. David Woo performs Review of a Walkman. Roger Hanna and Bajio Alvarado as The Mandela Lawyers. Ariel Hack, Sophia DeRise, Tim Bailey as Mandela Testimonials.  The following tracks were included in this episode: Nightshade by Adhesive Wombat. Apero Hour by Kevin MacLeod. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Beyond the Trail by Randy Greer. First Light by Randy Greer. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Transcripts are available here. Want to listen to The One Stars without all the Ads? Ad-Free versions of all our episodes are available at: Patreon.com/goodpointe.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices