A long time ago, in a Hollywood far, far away…

It is a time of upheaval for the Bushwood Country Club. Caddies run amok and dress like John Travolta, striking fear into the hearts of pool-goers. An evil version of Forrest Gump faces the ultimate challenge of exterminating a gopher that sounds like a dolphin.

Despised for his loud clothing and louder personality, Rover Dangerfield wreaks random havoc on a boat. It is up to Chevy Chase and his rebel band of duffers to defeat the evil Emperor Judge and win a scholarship for a catholic kid with too many siblings…

If you’re enjoying Darth’s Star Wars intro, you’ll LOVE Jason’s A-Team/Star Wars mashup.

So, on this particular episode, Darth almost kills Jason with a Welcome Back Cotter impression. We find out that Jason would golf if dinosaurs were involved. And Darth simply can’t tell if Jason loves Lauren Graham or Daniel Craig more. She’s guessing Daniel Craig.

Kenny Loggins (a.k.a K-Logg) is alright with the choice to not use Pink Floyd and Darth is not afraid to ring her judgement bell. But they’re both afraid of a bad touch, especially if Ricky is not there to protect them.

Jason and Darth honestly don’t know how Harold Ramis had the time to shoot Caddyshack when he had the option to party with Chevy Chase, Bill Murray (who we’ve talked about before), and Rodney Dangerfield (note the Oxford comma). Your beloved co-hosts are genuinely impressed with Harold’s self-discipline.

Forrest Gump might have invented the pole dance along with his many other accomplishments. But sometimes, there just aren’t enough gophers. 

Despite Darth’s feelings about him appearing on The Office, behold Will Ferrell as a cat for his SNL Audition (around minute 7). It’s pure genius.

As always, huge shout-out to @VariantBrewing for delicious crowlers and to @Kmisencik for making our show relevant. We appreciate you both, along with all of you amazing Aussies out there.

Our final thoughts is this: If you want to blow up a golf course, just take its owners out to lunch to distract them while you do it. After all, golf courses are death traps for dogs.Till next time, our Cinderella Boys. Hindsight, out.

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