This week, we spend a lot of time discussing early 2000s TLC specials about humans with horrifying diseases because Ric is real worried about turning into a tree man. The most irrational thing about that, obviously, is that he’d make a great tree.

This week, Sawyer worries about the kind of aliens with big grey heads, child-like bodies, and Ric-ish fingers, Carly spoils Moon, and Ric gets real into conspiracy theories.

This week, Carly is spooked in the shower, Sawyer’s father becomes a Tickman, and Ric gets chiggers.

This week, Ric dumps on roller coasters, Carly goes to Kennywood, and Sawyer takes the best picture of his life on Splash Mountain.

This week, Sawyer worries about children because children are the worst and shan’t be trusted in any circumstance. You know what else shan’t be trusted? Lawnmowers.

Ric, Sawyer, and Carly open the floor to you guys this week, discussing (and hopefully exacerbating) three juicy listener-submitted worries.

This week, Carly jumps off of a bridge for her mother, Ric planks (but only recreationally), and Bean gets his doctorate in Cryptozoology.

This week, Ric worries about entrapment. Not about being captured at the hands of the authorities, or being swindled by the sly cunning of a enchanting woman. No, he’s worried about getting stuck in an elevator that may or may not have vents, with a group of a strangers who are almost definitely going to have to watch him use the bathroom in the corner. We also talk about the lady who slapped 27 contacts die-rectly onto her eyeball and get real grossed about our own conversation.

This week, Sawyer worries about his most upsetting preexisting condition: smell blindness. You might think he would worry most about things like not being able to tell when the chili’s gone bad, or that his entire house would blow up at the slightest spark because he bumped the gas on while eating peanut butter tortillas over his sink like an animal. But mostly, Sawyer just worries about being a stink boi. We also discuss Colton Burpo, homemade capris, and Twilight.

This week, Carly worries about murky waters, Megalodan sharks, and luxury cruise ships. Ric details the plot of a movie he’s never seen and is swept away by the marvels of a magician. Fiery, blue flames of lightning shoot from the tips of Sawyer’s fingers—twice.