Hey there! After losing our previous episode due to technical difficulties, TRB and Heather D have returned with a brand new Welcome to Rantyville! Featuring lots of mammary glands and poop, this show will have you laughing enough to make up for last week! From breastfeeding and a #6titsalute to cheating whore coworkers and crazy shit ladies, we've packed this show with so much you'll have to listen twice to catch it all! So whether your favorite is Dear Abigail or Tales From the Uber, it's all here for you! Download, listen, and enjoy!

The @'s -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Be sure to check out rantystudios.blogspot.com for upcoming news about this show, Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels, and a reboot of the show that started it all - The Retail Rant!

What happens when the "I.R.S." calls The Ranty Bastard twenty times a day? Well he returns their calls of course! In this brief episode, TRB calls back a couple of scammers just to tie up their phones and fuck with them. It's fun, and we here at Ranty Studios encourage you to do the same. So have a laugh, and get ready for a full episode to drop later this week.

Want to have your own call played on an episode of Welcome to Rantyville? Then check out the list of scam numbers provided daily by @IAmAlogical on Twitter, record your call, and send it to rantystudios@gmail.com!

This week, Tyler Daniels doesn't just ask stupid questions, he answers them as well. When an emergency takes a guest away from the show, Tyler fills in to talk about his experiences in stand up comedy. Open mics, hecklers, tv time, and money for dick jokes all contribute to an engaging and enlightening episode of Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels!

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Yes, you read it right. This week on Welcome to Rantyville, Heather D and TRB discuss cheating and heroin whores. Not the same person (just to be clear), but there are some shameless people on this planet and we're gonna talk about them! After a wild night in the Uber, TRB has more passenger stories to share, and chances are good that Heather flips out this weekend at work. You'll also hear about how much we hate the self checkout, why old people shouldn't have smart phones, and TRB transforms into an old lady for this week's Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore. We had fun making it, and we hope you'll enjoy it just as much! So pop in those headphones, grab a drink, and let's hope Heather survives the weather and work!

The Twits -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Get on over to rantystudios.blogspot.com for more from these two, as well as Mr. Tyler Daniels, host of Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels. We're prepping more content to come out soon, so check it out!

WHO is Sara? WHY is this episode named after her? WHAT could she have done? And most importantly, HOW did TRB not puke? These questions will be answered when you press play on this brand new episode of Welcome to Rantyville! Heather D and TRB bring you this week's show, full of rage, debauchery, and even seniors watching porn! We run the gambit on our usual topics, including Dear Abigail, Best Worst, Rage from the Belly, as well as a few listener comments. But be warned - this week's Tale From the Uber is not for the faint of heart, and it almost takes over for "Megan's Ride" at number one. So plug in those headphones, and prepare your earholes for over an hour of fantastic fuckery!

The @s -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

And be sure to check out Stupid Questions w/ Tyler Daniels at rantystudios.blogspot.com - which is also the official home of Welcome to Rantyville and the now archived Retail Rant!

Are your ears bleeding from our surprise guest last week? Well have no fear, because Heather D has returned to the mic in this episode of Welcome to Rantyville! And you definitely want to hear what's got her blood pressure up after a week away from the show. As always, we start with an idea of what we want to talk about and then completely lose our focus and sidetrack into anything and everything. We start with Shit You (and I) Hate, Dear Abigail, and a Tale From the Uber that includes Megan AND Jose/Not Mike. Then it takes the most unusual turns as we somehow turn a cheese debate into a discussion about Xzibit, spinner hubcaps, Philly cheese steaks, and how Heather can kick Mark Wahlberg's ass. So press play and enjoy the return of the matriarch of Rantyville!

Stalk the hosts here -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Want more content? Go check out the official Ranty Studios website at www.rantystudios.blogspot.com for the complete archive of all 3 shows (WTR, Stupid Questions w/ Tyler Daniels, and The Retail Rant) as well as our witty and poignant blog posts!

This week's episode is brought to you by alcohol! That's right, not only is TRB taking shots of tequila and vodka, but he's brought Tyler Daniels along for the ride! With Heather D out of commission this week due to a sick kid, our Ranty Studios partner gladly and ably fills the second mic, and he brings us all a surprise too! Our conversation drifts in and out of things like Shit YOU Hate, morons in public, the farting Uber lady, and then it happens - we meet Tyler's roommate. His drunk roommate. Laura steps up to deliver a Dear Abigail, and then proceeds to enlighten us with how to really fuck somebody up on Tinder. Unexpected fun runs rampant this week, and we definitely earn that explicit tag, so plug in those earbuds and enjoy the long ride to Rantyville!

Where to find us -

Tyler - @drunkoncomedy

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

www.rantystudios.blogspot.com - The Official Home of Welcome to Rantyville and Stupid Questions W/ Tyler Daniels

Welcome to Rantyville everyone! TRB, Heather D, and the baby bring you another fun filled episode fueled by beer and botttled water! This week, the baby is practicing her kung fu moves on Heather's innards, we answer your listener questions, and we continue our tradition of trashing the people that write in to Dear Abigail. Throw in some shit we hate, another awkward Uber story, and the age old question "Tacos or Burgers?". So sit down and enjoy a trip down the road to Rantyville, where the beer is cold and the bottled water is purified!

Ask to be on the show here -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Be sure to visit the official Ranty Studios page at rantystudios.blogspot.com for more show info and more content from the crew! And click that Amazon banner when you buy things so we can Amazon Prime some pink stuff to Iowa!

Stupid Questions takes off the training wheels this week, as your host Tyler Daniels orders a stiff drink while learning all about everyone's favorite person - the bartender! Seasoned barkeep Matt Anderson joins Tyler to educate him on the finer points of dealing with booze, brawls, and bars in general. The guys talk mixed drinks, bar etiquette (or the lack of), and $6,000 bar tabs. Chances are you aren't a bartender yourself, but don't let that stop you from fixing yourself a tasty beverage and kicking back to enjoy this episode of Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels. Cheers!

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Welcome back to Rantyville everyone! After taking last week off due to craziness in their lives, Heather D and TRB have returned with a brand new episode for your earholes! The familiar format is back as well, as we discuss everything from Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore to Shit We Hate. Ranty's Book club makes an appearance, there's one weird/awkward/just fucking strange Tale from the Uber, and we answer all your #AskTRB and #AskHeatherD questions. We close the show out with a listener submitted Best Worst, and tie in one of the greatest stand up bits by Denis Leary. Of course we are NSFW, so pop in those earbuds and get ready to laugh your ass off as we answer the age old question - stripper or Wendy's worker?

The Twits -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Drop off a 5-star iTunes review if you haven't already, and stop in at rantystudios.blogspot.com to see all the news from the Ranty crew! Plan on making an Amazon purchase? Click the banner on the top of the page to help us raise some money for Heather's baby fund (to be spent on pink stuff and diapers!)