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Publisher |: Cloud10,; Cryptic County

Media Type |: audio

Podknife tags |: Personal Journals,; Places & Travel

Categories Via RSS |: Leisure,; Places & Travel,; Society & Culture,; True Crime

Take a trip with Andrew Tate (Let’s Not Meet, Odd Trails), your travel companion into stories about the worst vacations of all time, real stories from real people about their once in a lifetime getaways that turned unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) — it’s a hell of a time.

People |: Andrew Tate
Premiere Date |: 2022-11-18
Frequency |: Weekly
Explicit |: No

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14 Available Episodes (14 Total) / Average duration: 00:14:50

Date Duration Most Reviewed Highest Rated

14 Available Episodes (14 Total)Average duration: 00:14:50

Apr 13, 2023

00:04:21

What was supposed to be a fairly routine road trip through several states around the Great American South ends up taking a turn for the worst. Lots of creepy moments, vehicular catastrophes, technological mishaps, and misunderstandings that now, with the passage of time, are more hilarious than they are heart-stopping.

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Apr 06, 2023

00:25:44

A Spring Break gone wrong in the drunken youthful cesspool of Lake Havasu Arizona.

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Credits:

Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County

Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna

Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin

Audio Engineer: Trevin Bartee

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Mar 30, 2023

00:04:57

Next week's episode is your classic story of girl meets boy. Girl agrees to go on a spring break trip with boy. Boy and girl split up but stay friends. Girl and boy go on spring break trip anyway. Girl’s new boyfriend becomes so convinced he saw her being untoward on an MTV spring break broadcast that he stalks her all the way to Havasu...

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Mar 23, 2023

00:23:43

A biker gangs roams the streets picking fights with suburban dads on camping trips.

Credits:

Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County

Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna

Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin

Audio Engineer: Trevin Bartee

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Mar 16, 2023

00:04:22

On our next episode, we’re going way back to the late 1970s, when going outside was a fun novelty, and impolite biker gangs roamed the great American west, picking fights with suburban dads on camping trips.

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Mar 09, 2023

00:25:25

A fun-filled family vacation turns into a car ride from Hell.

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Credits:

Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County

Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna

Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin

Audio Engineer: Trevin Bartee

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Mar 02, 2023

00:04:07

Next week's episode is about your average, fun-seeking family looking to make some memories with a family road trip, straight out of the Griswald family playbook. And sure enough, everything that can go wrong does. This episode has everything that defines a bad vacation and a “Welcome to Paradise” episode, from injuries to car accidents to yes, projectile vomiting

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Feb 23, 2023

00:25:09

An elderly ex-ballplayer's son helps him fulfill his dying wish to attend a game at every major league ballpark. Emphasis on dying wish.

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Credits:

Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County

Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna

Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin

Audio Engineer: Emily Crain

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Feb 16, 2023

00:04:05

Our next installment comes out on Thursday, and it’s all about baseball, but don’t worry — it’s not as boring as it sounds. We tell the tale of an elderly ex-ballplayer whose son helps him fulfill his dying wish to attend a game at every major league ballpark.

Emphasis on “dying wish,” because the poor old guy dies pretty early on in the trip, and that’s only the first terrible thing that happens.

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Feb 09, 2023

00:27:59

A once in a lifetime trip to Asia turned into a toxic, terrifying and troubling experience for a solo backpacker and student-teacher.

Sponsor:

BetterHelp.com/PARADISE for 10% off your first month of therapy

Credits:

Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County

Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna

Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin

Audio Engineer: Emily Crain

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Apr 13 | 00:04:21

Standby for Episode 8!

Apr 06 | 00:25:44

Dope Springs Eternal, Or: Spring Break-Up

Mar 30 | 00:04:57

Standby for Episode 7!

Mar 23 | 00:23:43

Montana Biker Gangs From Hell In 3-D

Mar 16 | 00:04:22

Standby for Episode 6!

Mar 09 | 00:25:25

Carsick Bedrest

Mar 02 | 00:04:07

Standby for Episode 5!

Feb 23 | 00:25:09

The Old Ball Game

Feb 16 | 00:04:05

Standby for Episode 4!

Feb 09 | 00:27:59

The Hostile Hostel

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