Bring it in, team. Huddle up. I’m so dang proud of each and every one of you. Do you know why? Because this is it, folks. This is the big show. We watched I Want To Believe (2008) and now we’re going to talk about it. But after that, it’s a finale funfest with interviews from the people who helped keep this show going, and a little sneak peek at what might be next. Can I tell you something, slugger? I think you showed good hustle out there, and I’m damn proud of you. Until next time…

Courtney and Alison watched S09E19-20 of The X-Files “The Truth” – Listen and learn in our penultimate episode EVER about amazing unsolved mysteries such as buffet memories, break-out boys and a decisive understanding about the plot of this fucking show lol jk.  

Courtney and Alison watched S09E18 of The X-Files “Sunshine Days” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as crash pad etiquette, why Courtney is afraid of Kitty Carryall, and how we finally managed to find an episode we liked.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E17 of The X-Files “Release” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to stay on good terms with your ex-wife, the best way to infiltrate FBI training, and 10 tips to organize your murder wall.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E16 of The X-Files “William” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as push-up goofs, judgemental farm wives, and why we’re still talking about this bad, bad baby. 

Courtney and Alison watched S09E15 of The X-Files “Jump the Shark” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what happened in a whole other show we didn’t watch, all about shartilage, and nature of “The Hot Dog Schism”

Courtney and Alison watched S09E14 of The X-Files “Scary Monsters” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to throw the perfect Pig’n’Putt, what Pa is up to, and why this little boy is 2spooky4us, The mutual aid fund mentioned by Courtney at the top of the show is the Emergency Release Fund, and we also encourage you Space Cadets to seek out bail support organizations and mutual aid groups who support the Black Lives Matter movement that’s local to you. 

Courtney and Alison watched S09E13 of The X-Files “Improbable” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why God has a trunk full of individual jewel cases, and the reason we think that actually, for once maybe you should watch this episode.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E12 of The X-Files “Underneath” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as yoked jesus, acceptable lawyer living situations, and all the stinkjuice that’s fit to wade through.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E11 of The X-Files “Audrey Pauley” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as mascot fear, coma classes and the most sexual pop hit of 2001.