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Submit ReviewGuy and Tim are joined by Irish comedian and bicycle-enthusiast, David O'Doherty. The former have ruined the latter’s day by making him watch Furious 7; a movie featuring the boy's first sighting of Paul Walker (as they watch the series in reverse order), the introduction of Kurt Russel to the franchise (when viewing in the correct order) and it also quite a lot of cars. The trio are yearning for unfettered cartoon physics and full-blown horniness to be inserted into the movie but sadly, it never cums. There is a sad revisit to the theory that all the characters of the Fast universe seem to be unkillable, and are therefore highly damaged, trapped demi-Gods unable to ever enjoy the sweet release of death. Incredible sports quotes and outrageously incorrect assertions about when Ghostbusters and Jurassic Park await your beautiful ears.
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Patti Harrison has joined the chat. Specifically the final chat about F8 with Tim and Guy. As she turns her incisive mind to analysis of these two men's near-decade long quest for meaning in watching bad movies too many times, the pair crumble under the scrutiny. Tim is assuming a knife-like(!) form and Guy ever-so-briefly rediscovers the joy of talking about a movie he actually likes. Lowlights from this watch include a lack of Charlize Theron's pussy appearing on screen and highlights include some inside information about Hillary Clinton.
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Justin McElroy joins Tim and Guy to question whether anyone involved in the making of F8 Of The Furious knows anything about how babies work. We find out Guy's greatest weakness, where Justin sits on the great Vin vs. The Rock debate and who would be the perfect villain for Fast 10. There's a lot of bread chatter, analysis of the role of Butt Women and also of Jason Statham, in this franchise.
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Timbo and GuyGuy have been to podcast therapy/mediation to work on their connection and the results are middling. It's been a challenging watch, in trying conditions as despite both being in the same city, they are separated by a literal cyclone. Guy unearths an Architectural Digest tour of Tyrese's mansion before sharing an infamous Instagram post by The Rock that was made on the last week of filming F8. It is bombshell material. Tim speculates on the beef/working conditions of the F8 set and what insecurities collaborating with The Rock may have unearthed in Vin Diesel. A feeble attempt to lighten the mood comes in the form of a pitch for a ghastly alternative F8 involving the Red Dragons (the girls soccer team that Hobbs/The Rock coaches).
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It’s the fourth watch of F8 and it’s not feelin’ great. Tim and Guy ride their lazy boys into the mines once more to discover new secrets about a guy prominently in this movie who DOES NOT READ AS AN ACTOR, the history of energy drinks in Aotearoa New Zealand and answer the biggest question in all of the Fast and Furious franchise; Which Pokémon are each of the crew? Strap in, grab a 440ml Monster and enjoy.
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Life-long Fast and Furious fan Joseph Moore joins the fellaz to discuss the F8 of The Furious, which he personally rates as either the worst or possibly second worst movie in the franchise. Joe delivers some red hot takes on why The Rock is bad for F&F and why he’s #TeamVin all the way. Two great ideas are floated for some new vehicles to feature in Fast X - one is a dimension and the other is a 150 year old mode of public transport.
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Guy wearing underpants and a hat only, is in Adelaide - The City of The Future, and fresh off a high ropes course which went incredibly badly for one young boy. A podcast fan/bona fide animal expert has a bone to pick regarding our regard for Paul Blart’s regard for the Grey-Crowned Crane in PBMC2. The boiz also discuss the future of their relationship to Fast and Furious and then consider their dream and nightmare blunt rotations from the back catalogue of movies they've watched - truly a fun exercise in Worst Idea back catalogue-remembering.
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The fellaz are joined by US-based British writer/actor/comedian Amy Hoggart and one thing is for sure; She has watched the movie! You might know Amy from Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Almost Royal or her podcast, FeMANism. We know her from watching The F8 of The Furious in three bite-sized CHUNKS and being left wanting less of what F8 has (car chases and fight scenes) and more of what it doesn’t (a plot that makes sense and characters with some depth). Amy also drops knowledge on what Aristotle what’ve brought to this film’s script AND what it would mean to her to receive a little pep talk from The Rock.
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Guy is riding on a brand new movie for his ear and eyeballs - specifically The Fate of The Furious. Tim has small quibble about the length of the third act but otherwise - not bad! (Let's see how long that lasts). In this exciting Fast adventure, we're treated to Cuba tourism, Dom Toretto smiling, Dom Toretto f***ing, Dom Toretto turning his back on family and ultimately, Dom Toretto having a son. F9 is starting to make a lot more sense now. Also, The Beatles have inspired a toast rennaisance with Timbo, who will now list his Top Five F***able Vehicles in this movie.
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Do you love movies? Have you ever heard of an eye of the duck scene? Fans of filmmaker David Lynch may be familiar with the idea. Lynch says that a duck’s eye is like a little jewel. It’s in the perfect place, it’s the perfect shape, and a duck just wouldn’t be a duck without it. According to Lynch, every movie has a scene that defines the whole and exploring those scenes is what Eye of the Duck is all about.
Hosted by filmmakers and film enthusiasts Dom Nero and Adam Volerich, Eye of the Duck looks to movies far and wide for their most essential scenes. Remember the chest burster sequence in Alien? That sudden explosion of body horror says everything you need to know about the joltingly, scary 1979 space movie. It’s a classic Eye of the Duck, and there’s many more just like it.
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It's the nineth and last time the fellaz will be watching F9 and they are both delighted and joined by a special guest, Dr Abby Howells - a self-confessed longtime TWIOAT fan and fellow NZ comedian. Dr Howells discusses the etiquette of eating at the cinema and gives an academic and critial look over Vin's acting performance (spoiler: She didn't love it). It is decided that Ludacris should be treated as a title, rather than a name and Abby reveals she takes feedback INCREDIBLY seriously.
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The fellaz are apart and Guy is putting on a brave face. However, truthfully, he not having a good time in this watch of F9. Instead, he is resigned to his fate of clocking in for another workday of watching F9: The Fast Saga (2021). Tim, on the other hand, has a brilliant idea for how laptops and cellphones should be marketed these days.
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It’s another beautiful day in the TWIOAT universe and we’re long overdue to take some time out to talk to the family. The fellaz hear about Tom Hooper's Christmas tree faux pas, give dating advice to a listener who has only been on one date, and then catch up on a popular TikTok about Shrek and pens. The boiz have got some of the most beautiful fan art from @DRAWINGSBYPATS on Instagram before uniting to sing the mutual praises of the great and powerful Carlo Ritchie.
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Vinnie Bennett (F9's young Dom Toretto) joins the fellaz to swap stories about Ōtautahi Christchurch and his experience meeting Vin Diesel precisely one time only during shooting Fast & Furious 9, despite playing the younger version of the film's star and Producer. He also gets into what it's like to get on the beers with your British co-star (portraying a young John Cena) immediately before shooting a scene and lifts the lid on some appalling Hollywood practices around getting contracts signed.
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Guy most definitely isn't tired. In fact, this is the most energetic he's ever been and F9 is the greatest movie ever made. In other news, the fellaz take a guess as to what kind of practical jokes Vin plays on set and Monty is dead set on seeing him have sexual relations with a car. The boiz also ponder on the Fast and Furious books exist and what Dom Torrito eats, and Tim tries to break down the Celebrity Financial Trap.
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The soft patter of rain acts as a backing track for an episode that sees Guy asking a big question; What if the entire plot of F9 was something Letty made up to try and break up with Dom Toretto? The Fellaz also try to figure out whether ghosts exist in the F&F universe and if so, could Dom take them out?
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Guy has had a big weekend but it is time to do what all families do, and that is to agree to disagree. One listener has torpedoed a first date by mentioning their love for the pod, another is alienating friends by trying to force feed the new season down their throats. Discussion about driving while watching Fast and the Furious is floated while the mad lads catch up on a baby who they had a hand in naming. And excitingly, a sneak preview of And Just Like That... is with us.
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The Fellaz have just watched F9 for the fourth time and they’re feeling… Not so fine. Tim wants EVs in the Fast-everse and potentially AI-self driving cars too. Guy is full of resentment and has a hankering for a little bit more Movie Magic. The Mirror Union are not to be trifled with, nor are puppeteers. Shout out to Thailand, which portrays Montequinto in this film.
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Goodnight to the Friendzone, a safe haven for friends and self-congratulations. Good morning to Family Time, a new title to reflect the new season and Tim and Guy's advancing years. The lads reflect on the New Zealand summer holidays and the wedding of the season (hosted by friends of the podcast Joseph Moore and Laura Daniel).
Meanwhile dedicated listener Chris Marlton has completed their fourth relisten to the podcast and sends a detailed and articulate dispatch reflecting the experience. This leads Tim and Guy to reflect on their own high points across the vast expanse of podcast they have created and Guy struggling to remember the title of a Rob Schneider special. Messages spanning a year's worth of listening also come from Cass while one plucky young author wants to know the magic number that would lead to a second method film review.
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In this third watch of F9, we’re joined by longtime supporter of Tim and Guy (and NOT the podcast itself), Paul F. Tompkins. We continue to try to find out who’s related to whom, learn how PFT treats his live comedy audiences (not well!), and wonder how nuts the F&F Dads would go if Vin Diesel got huge breasts. Come for the special guest, stay for the five-star review from someone online who has apparently watched the flick one hundred times.
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Tim and Guy are trying to map the family trees and plotlines of F9 in this second watch of the movie. Ludacris gets heat for phoning it in, the crew DEFINTELY shouldn't be throwing around the device like that and Helen Mirren's accent is absolutely taking this piss out of her own compatriots.
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Welcome to season six of The Worst Idea of All Time. Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt will be watching the entire Fast and Furious franchise, in reverse order, for about a year. Each movie will be watched the number of times according to where it comes in the series. First up; F9 nine times. Tim and Guy dive headfirst into the series' latest outing and try to make sense of the world around them. A world where family is everything but mothers are seemingly too unimportant to mention. A world where magnets can repel metal. A world where the film's protagonists can have so little onscreen chemistry that it's hard to figure out whether they're romantically entangled, or siblings.
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This is a Friendzone that was recorded a month prior to it being release - a time capsule of sorts. It's Wind Time with Tim and Guy; time to figure out Tim's height! Perth wants to know about New Zealand's feelings on John Cleese and Rob Schneider, and what Perth wants, Perth gets. Plus a whole lotta Rufus the Dog and a business contract for the fellaz.
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We enter on the boiz discussing Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer's iconic BBC panel show Shooting Stars, a program that introduced the world to Matt Lucas and Mark Lamarr. While trying to keep their heads above water, Tim and Guy are informed of the exciting future of Mattress Pikelet King's 'And Just Like That' series and the fact that Paul Blart Mall Cop 2's Neil McDonough is on TikTok now. The pair (Tim and Guy, not Neil and TikTok) have been working on spelling and porn respectively and gently guide any interested parties to a live show in Auckland to celebrate the success of the Did Titanic Sink?
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Our final heat has Ben v Julian v Jo v Samantha. The invention of a human centrillionaire is floated, a reality TV game show with a trap door is commissioned, a space podcast empire is proposed and an underwater treasure hunt is mooted.
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We've got Harley v Patricia v Stephanie v Joshua v Ollie in a bumper five-way battle for supremacy. Weed editables are back on the menu, steampunk diving suits are back in fashion, fairgound dunk tanks have a utility once more, Musk is back in the MCU and Lance Armstrong is finally relevant again.
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It's Joe v Dylan v Shortney v Matt in this first heat of the Killionaire TV Winners Circle. The Amazon rain forest needs to be privatized, a French accent needs to be attempted, a gold pyramid needs to be built and we gotta get this Spiderman musical off the ground.
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Tim and Guy are resplendent in friendly relaxation after celebrating a birthday (Guy's) and a wedding (neither of theirs). They discuss the metaverse, the correct use of mens underpants and life milestones. In the mailbag, we've got a long letter from Tim C in Melbourne reflecting on their journey into parenting alongside the podcast before delving into a speculative, detailed and surprisingly humane Killionaire strategy for dealing with one Jeff Bezos. A book recommendation from a comedian named Dave Gorman trying to travel America without using a single chain franchise and in big relevant TWIOAT News: Rob Schneider is back with an old movie and a new movie! You should watch Finding Yeezus right now and if you're in Auckland, Melbourne or Sydney, go see Guy doing live stand up shows.
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Broox - a milk guzzler with a billionaire Hydra idea that involves super glue, de facto relationship law (or lack thereof) in the state of California and... Love? Mehdi - a man who will let the pronunciation of his name slide bringing an interdimensional ploy involving the infamous Skinwalker Ranch. And Samantha - a tech-cursed competitor who wants Bezos and Musk to get in some subs and hunt for treasure (and die). This is final competitor episode of Killionaire TV so enjoy these brilliant plans and may God protect our billionaires, long enough to see them become trillionaires and NOT A SECOND LONGER.
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Tim’s been isolating due to a rare virus called Covid-19 and Guy has been doing whatever it is that Guy does. Armed with beer and alcoholic kombucha, the fellaz posit a realistic advertising campaign for boozers before delving into New Zealand's rich history of super intense ads that show people getting frickin wasted. The mailbag has correspondence from listeners in Toronto telling us about milk stout and American listeners who are spending time with Carrie Bradshaw. The vibe is good, despite Guy being a Zuck Cuck. Shout out to Happy Hour Kombucha and this playlist Tim made for them.
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Guy is choosing an exciting animal scale and this episode's Killionaires are picking exciting new ways to enrich and then off some of the wealthy humans on the planet. Bradney's combined the time-honoured elements of raffle tickets, space travel and David Hasselhoff. For her part, Jo has finally recognised Guy and Tim as the pioneers they are and wants to use that to draw Bezos into an intergalactic trap. Who will win? We know, but you don't so listen to join us in our knowledge camp.
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Julian is a competitor who has been lubricating the ole brain box and is currently hosting a dinner party while he pitches a new TV show. Meanwhile, Ryan is very sober (even more so comparatively) and wants Guy to start a consultancy in Las Vegas that's got bit to do with jet propulsion and a little to do with dick-shaped objects and a lot to do with Werner Herzog. But there's a twist and you're going to need to check out the full episode to find out what!
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Welcome to the first half of the first episode of a new podcast Tim's on called Socrates Walks Into A Bar. If you like it, subscribe here:
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IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS (or perhaps two) since Tim and Guy have seen each other and in the great words of Peaches & Herb, They are reunited and it feels so good! Tim has been working on a podcast with Carlo, Guy has been working on a TV show with Guy. Our one libertarian listener assumes various different identities to worry about our health, discuss performing in a strip show and brag about England cricket. We also get a special cameo from the great Ken Griffen who gives out a curry recommendation for anyone in New York. We love you!
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Dana and Ben are two competitors who are operating on a very similar frequency and it’s a very fun one. Speaking of frequencies, we got some great voices on this episode to boot. Corporate personhood, weaponising helicopters, a human centipede situation and the disillusion of marriage are all coming together to form a perfect storm of trillionaire murder plots in this very exciting episode of Killionaire TV.
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In our most recent, exciting episode of Killionaire TV - we’re looking at a plot involving none other than 2000’s sporting icon Lance ‘Livestrong’ Armstrong. It involves a pretty nifty plan matching his biking antics delivered by a man who reflexively defensive about the details. Meanwhile, Rose presents a compelling plan of mentorship, lotteries and… a hammer, I guess? Who will win? Who farted? Only one way to find out!
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Tim has Hand, Foot and Mouth disease and Guy wants to know all about it! The boiz are also booking front row tickets to attend a particular musical at 2pm during the school holidays so they can have the time of their lives. People in Glasgow have just seen incredible NZ band The Beths (on the lads’ recommendation) and one listener in New Jersey wants to know the origins of Rob Schneider's Netflix title, Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. Tim and Guy also guess where Delaware is and invent a new game, Political Belly Buttons.
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Paperclips, AI and a birthday boy: Truly this episode has all those three things. We've got a brilliant plan involving a digital super intelligence dedicated to creating, marketing and producing ever-improving paperclips from Will. Joshua is celebrating another successful trip around the sun and wants to take a leaf out of Marvel's book to make a real life Ironman.
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Tim and Guy are at a café, either representing the working-parenting class or the bourgeoisie. Tim has returned from a Lads Trip to an abandoned school with stories to tell about the consequences of eating seven pieces of KFC in quick succession. Guy has returned home from Melbourne, where he filmed an hour long stand up show SO FUNNY it caused one anonymous audience member to briefly loose bodily control. This zone’s correspondence includes some end-of-2021 mail regarding a bodega from And Just Like That, an hypothetical cameo on the same show and more! Remember to rate and review WTF with Marc Maron to help out his fledgling podcast.
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We are back! The Frosty Fellaz are joined by Jamie who hails from "by London" and has a dating app that will target Jeff Bezos and hit him where it hurts. Stephanie beams in from the equally non-specific "outside Boston" with a diabolical scam (and props) built around the old timey appeal of a charity fair dunk tank. Yes again but this one is different!
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OOPSY - Timbo has not done his TWIOAT homework and thus, very late on the next episode of Killionaire coming out (sorry everyone!) Meanwhile Guy is missing his podcast partner and Tim is feeling kinda ok with 5 hours sleep a night. One generous listener donates the funniest sum imaginable with the hopes the boys will spend time with Morbius and writer Chris responds to the boys' reminisces about hangovers with a grotesque granular recounting of his own toughest mornings (with a twist). Someone subscribes to the Substack because Guy was rude to them in a dream and by the end of the podcast Guy is truly high as a kite.
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In the arena for this sixth episode of Killionaire TV, Patricia and Jacob battle to see how can we can glow up the bank account of and then end the run of, Zuckerberg and Bezos, respectively. Today's schemes truly have it all: Casinos, octopuses, big windows and bigger stinks. We've got a couple of real pros on set today from hemispheres as diverse as the northern and southern ones.
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It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood. After a coffee in the morning, Tim and Guy reunite for a catch up in the friendzone ON THE BOOKS. Hungover movies, hungover television and hangovers in general, including a truly repulsive stroll down memory lane with a twenty-year-old Flash are the menu. Catholic mothers-in-law are upset by our boner content while four year old children are singing our theme song. But the big ticket item: Guy is filming a comedy special for Paramount+!
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We take a brief departure this week from our regularly scheduled programming of plotter v plotter in the Killionaire TV series to bring you an up-to-the-minute update on how the world's top billionaires (according to Forbes) are stacking up. A certain German, gold-spinning imp is on the up-and-up and SOME people, at SOME time counted a billion as a million million. Crucially though - we need to discuss the current goings on of a Jeff, a Bill, some Larrys and of course, an Elon to find out what everyone is up to on 31 May 2022.
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Tim and Guy have written another podcast episode ready for release. Joined by a verbose and scornful Remy (who has inherited his father's excellent mic technique and propensity to mock Guy), the lads discuss etiquette when relaying that you've listened to an audiobook and in listener correspondence, discover the name of their libertarian listener (it's amazing). We're also given a possible origin story for Coffee Guy, the History of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody and explore whether or not Mattress Pikelet King made And Just Like That... just to win them over. IMPORTANTLY One Off Fest is on Saturday May 28. Watch it live in Auckland or livestream it from anywhere in the world.
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In this thrilling episode of Killionare TV, we have Harley who is leading the charge on Operation DRUG BUTT - a strategy featuring an incredible product named 'Thicc Biscc' and a twist - A HUGE TWIST! Meanwhile Crum has donned his network executive tuxedo to pitch one of the most power television ideas anyone has ever heard. They'll be a lot of dancing, they'll be a lot of meowing. They'll be a Tally-thon Telethon ft. a CEO who hails from Albuquerque, New Mexico.
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A battle between Old School Simplicity and High-end, High-production Value Showbusiness Showmanship. Cameron wants to see Jeff Bezos sitting on top of a good old fashioned dunk tank filled with sulfuric acid. Matt has conceived of a brand new idea - a Spiderman musical! Who will prevail? Certainly not our billionaires, that’s for sure.
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Welcome to Killionaire TV: Episode Three, with two contestants and one goal: End the life of a trillionaire. Our contestants today are Mack from the UK who’s political ambitions are matched only by his lack of preparation for his pitch. In stark contrast, we have Shortney, an American who brings a meticulously planned plot involving a lot of math, a gold pyramid tomb and a plucky entrepreneur named Mark Elliot Zuckerberg.
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It is the 150th Friendzone and this is the best podcast the boiz have ever released. To celebrate Tim has contracted the world famous novel coronavirus, Covid-19 and put Remy down to sleep for 30 blissful minutes. With his new-found personal insight into the virus, Batman is remorseful for making The Flash watch Sex and the City 2 twice while ill. Large digressions about the Christchurch magic scene of the 1990 are in this episode and a petty listener takes vengeance on for the fellaz saying he doesn't use enough commas. What is garlic? That’s the reason question.
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Episode Two is upon us and it is a hotly contested doozy! New Zealand's own Dylan joins us with a thick kiwi accent to propose using the power of boats, French accents and the power of love to bring Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk to a tragic ending. Meanwhile Brad is on the line from the Lone Star State with a Disney’s Cars book full of graphs and big dreams of helping the CEO of Amazon monopolise US production using the farms of the mid-West.
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Tim and Guy - the Frosty Fellas - are back and they are dicking around in a big way. It’s all leg pissing proverbs and mom-and-pop discourse before diving into some gorgeous correspondence as written by you, our loyal, and sole, libertarian listener. We've got people riding bikes in West Australia, walking dogs in Scotland and one plucky writer is even lobbing suggesting for new nickname to represent the lads new-found standing as family men. Join our Substack. Watch Guy in Sydney. We're going bowling!
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Welcome to the first episode of Killionaire TV. An exciting new fundraising and elimination project created by the people, for the people, in the interest of making the very same people, as wealthy as each other. There is a visual component of this presentation IF YOU WANT IT on our Substack.
In our first episode Lexi joins us from Ireland to pitch us about an artificial intelligence torture chamber with Mark Zuckerberg’s name all over it. We then hear from Joe in Nottingham, who proposes assuming commercial ownership of the Amazon rainforest and harvesting the power of the monkeys contained therein, to show Jeff Bezos the time of his life.
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This is a Deciders' Club episode, typically only available for supporters on Substack but we wanted to share it with everyone because this time we had to watched We Are Your Friends again. And then again.
Well, you glorious assholes, you won. You decided that as penance for being tardy on Deciders’ Clubs episode, we should have to watch WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS twice, back to back. And you were right to do so. We did it but we were not happy about it. Lowlights included hearing the devastating line “Do you spin here regularly?” again (and then again) and Tim has (surprise surprise) come up with a slightly theory about what’s ACTUALLY going on in the movie. Guy continues his plight in insisting that we will never know for sure if the Crying DJ and Emily Ratajkowski ever had sex.
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Tim's got roast chook in the oven, Guy is in Melbourne tucked up in bed while he waits for nightfall. Sharing what remains of the Patreon mailbag, the frosty fellaz catch up with friends around the world, including (as always) PhD students drawing flattering comparisons between their endeavours and the boiz'. More strolls down memory lane as people recount the plummeting lows Guy has been through, which listeners nearly always represent their high points for the pod. If you are in Melbourne, Guy is doing his show until April 24 as part of the comedy festival. If you are in Auckland, Tim is eating a slightly overcooked roast chicken right now.
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Welcome back to the nursery, where two young bucks in their mid-30s are trying to guess how old they'll live to. A baby is well and truly ON BOARD for the episode and so is a plethora of great messages from you - the sole and libertarian listener. The fellaz go through the list of some of the top Larry's and hear from a couple travelling through Costa Rica. Mostly crucially though, we have a beautiful invitation to join a southern man for some supper in a forest. Check out The Cryptonaturalist which Guy recently featured on.
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It was not enough for the fellaz to watch the entirety of the Sex and The City reboot: And Just Like That... Tim and Guy must go deeper. They've now watched the Making Of featuring Mattress Pikelet King, Sarah Jessica Parker's dumb f***ing hats and NO KIM CATTRALL. Monty doesn't know who the show is for, Timbo (who famously called WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS the Citizen Kane of our time) believes there's something for everyone in this unnecessary trip behind the camera. One thing is for sure though: It's very hard to replace Samantha Jones.
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The Frosty Fellaz are in a baby's room and would like to talk to you about Tim's dog Rufus who is struggling with the stairs. Speaking of Tim, he has mistaken a different tall white man for Guy Montgomery. We've got correspondence regarding George Lazenby, Killionaire, the Aunty Donna Podcast and intimate details of your life.
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This is a highlights package of an almost 5 hour ordeal Guy Montgomery went through after losing a game on stage with Tim, when the pair were determining who was the Best Worst Host of All Time. Please enjoy responsibly. Full video (if you want that for some f*cked up reason) is here.
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It is simply a matter of fact that the letter N has some dark negative energy and this isn't talked about nearly enough. Luckily, the Frosty Fellaz are here to shed light on this and other Hot Topics like windows, books and what 90F actually means (in Celsius). Our friends have sent us art in the form of this frosty image and this beautiful folk album. We've got some other lovely listener letters and a big announcement about a livestream happening from Guy this Friday that you won't want to miss!
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This is one part of an 18 HOUR(!!!) podcast episode from AJ and Richard's podcast, Cult Popture. In 2020, they watched 37 Barbie movies and reviewed them all with special guests, including THE FROSTY FELLAZ and that's what you're going to hear today. Bone apple tea.
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Join this special Director's Commentary with SIR Andrew Lloyd Webber and visionary director Tom Hooper. There is simply so much to unpack from this cultural juggernaut bringing together to twin infallible (and ineffable?) worlds of confusing musicals and CGI-heavy film-making. Hold on to your Jellicle butts because we're going up, up, up to the Heaviside Layer. Together.
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Happy 8th birthday to The Worst Idea of All Time. Guy and Tim are talking favourite vegetables, the incredible ratio of listeners with PhDs (again) and whether New Zealanders are the capybaras of nationalities. The show has also doubled its libertarian listenership and the fellaz try to figure out what countries fall under the "Down Under" umbrella?
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And Just Like That the fellaz have completed their journey with this Sex and The City reboot - what an adventure. Joined by Australian comedian Becky Lucas, Guy and Tim desperately try to communicate the plot of this episode and get derailed every time, while Becky elevates the discussion by sharing a current haunting she and her boyfriend are experiencing. Today's guest also shares her love of the original TV show, and crippling disappointment with this series, Guy tries to dissect what rankles him about Che Diaz one last time, and Tim believes he knows what the plan is for the next stage of the expanded-Sex And The City Universe.
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An 'organic' Friendzone in which the lads discuss What Words Want and which sound in the English language they'd love to land on after a fall from on high. We've got friends from Switzerland, West Australia and everywhere in between, featuring delightful stories, like when Bezos propaganda runs at Amazon HQ and what Tim thinks of your ordinary, run of the mill, garden variety reviewers.
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It's official; the fellaz are on board with the show. Charlotte and Lily are going on an exciting side-mission involving tampon application, we finally see the extent to which Steve's heart is broken (it is very broken) and Mattress Pikelet is back in the writers room playing with forces beyond his skills. Further evidence Seema is Carrie's imaginary friend and now SHE HAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND TOO!
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Imagine this, it is a sunny Sunday morning and Tim and Guy are on the couch at Guy's place. Now stop imagining it because it is happening. They've had a coffee, Tim has picked up a Time magazine full of the best inventions of 2021 and the lads are assessing their value. We've got cats surviving asthma attacks, a prompt to discuss our favourite Worst Idea theme songs, not one but TWO reminders to do a Cats DirCom and an incredibly lengthy and insightful message from a listener who has just traversed TWIOAT discography for a third time.
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Tim is coming around to the show while Guy is becoming more and more irate at the things people are laughing at inside of the And Just Like That universe. After the show realises it's had a total lack of hogs thus far, it's playing catch up and so we have two penises to discuss this episode. Also, a relationship going from strength to strength (in the form of Charlotte and Runkle) while Miranda decides to blow everything up with scant regard for the feelings of our hero, Steve. Carrie is no longer mourning Big or texting Samantha - frankly, a triumph. Will the boiz miss the gals once they are gone? Only time will tell!
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Tim and Guy are joined by the great Chris Parker - a man who has been sincerely watching and loving the series! Luxuriating in Chris' enthusiasm, the lads talk about the joy of meeting the show on its own level. This time, widow Carrie is vomiting (perhaps...? Definitely getting vomited ON) on a first date. Charlotte and Runkle argue over a game of tennis which leads Chris and Tim to argue over their argument. We need #JusticeForSteve who has now been reduced to Mr Magoo status. Guy find Che confronting and infuriating. Most importantly, the trio speculate as to what storylines will be resolved and which will be left alone between now and the season end.
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Aspiring Tall Comedian Tim and Confirmed Tall Man Guy Montgomery (aka Mr and Mr Worldwide) have been back on the stand up comedy tools and want to go bowling. Ten pin? Lawn? No time for that because Mort has sent music that we cannot hear, an American has sent $40 of their dollars and a listener has bestowed the fellaz with PhDs.
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Tim and Guy are joined by the wickedly talented Olivia Deeble (Home & Away, Secret Society of Second-Born Royals, More Than This). Olivia has been watching the series and asks the very valid question... What exactly is the timeline of this show!? Does each character live on their own? Carrie has an insane relationship to property, Miranda is struggling with her sexual identity (and her best friends), Charlotte is making some sort of an effort with her children, Samantha continues to be dragged into this project. Steve is MIA and this is frankly, unacceptable. Also in this XXL episode, the physics of ice in whiskey and Guy's Hand-up System get intense scrutiny. The trio ultimately decide acting in AJLT is Overall Good, the directing is Overall Inconsistent and every out-of-work Broadway actor is, Overall In This Show (INCLUDING JONATHAN GROFF). SPOILER ALERT - Tim discusses the Matrix in this episode.
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Tim is sweating profusely and slagging off the latest episode (Tragically Hip), while Guy is drinking Mattress Pikelet's Kool-Aid. It's 2022 now and while some things don't change (the challenges of conversing via the internet), so do (our three millionaire heroes' problems). Carrie has an undiagnosed congenital hip condition from childhood caused by lack of storylines, Charlotte is experimenting with emotional range and empathy for her children, Miranda gets on the piss and is fingered in a kitchen.
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So THIS is Christmas. Guy and Timbo have taken a break from their Yuletide family festivities to watch the gals and report back to you, our sole Libertarian listener. This episode doesn't just feature one King (Brady - obviously) but the Return of A King. A man who enjoys hot streaming java more than Carrie loves shoes and guess what: Our Guy has really come up in the world.
The third king, Mattress Pikelet, continues to wrestle with social issues he's barely keeping on top of. Racial complexities, mourning, addiction. Why not throw them all in this 36 minute pot? Runkle rocks, cigs are back and Kim Cattrall's vindication is ultimate.
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The great Maureen Johnson (celebrated Young Adult novelist) joins the fellaz after they forced her to watch the first three episodes of this thing. As a woman writer who moved to NYC when the show began, Maureen has a complex (hateful?) relationship with Sex and the City, and Mattress Piklet King appears to be targeting her in this new series. Guy is away from home navigating bad internet by using the classroom system of raising his hand when he has something to say and Tim is quite simple over Carrie's entire personality.
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The Frosty Fellaz have gone back for seconds (aka watched the second episode in a row of AJLT) and Tim is coming around to the series. The stories of these gorgeous women in this thriving city begin to unravel and everyone has their own baggage. Mr Big is connected to cryptocurrency and worse. Brady has turned his attention turtles (perhaps of the Teenage Mutant variety?) Miranda has a drinking problem. Carrie has memory issues. Charlotte is struggling with aspects of parenting. THE BOIZ' CHALLENGE IS WATCHING THIS SERIES.
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Guy has enjoyed himself and Tim is furious (and fairly hammered); Welcome to an exciting new era in New York City and also in podcasting. The mad lads commence a watch along podcast following And Just Like That... checking in with the heroes and villains of the Sex and The City universe. How will the show address the absence of Samantha? What has become of our noble young stead, Brady? HAVE ANY OF THESE WOMEN DEVELOPED ONE SCINTILLA OF SELF AWARENESS. Surely they wouldn't dream of killing a person in the show to develop some emotional stakes... would they?
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USA Victim Connect Resource Centre: https://victimconnect.org/resources/national-hotlines/
Australian Respect Network: https://www.respect.gov.au/services/
UK Rapecrisis: https://rapecrisis.org.uk/get-help/want-to-talk/
NZ localised support groups for survivors: https://sexualabuse.org.nz/resources/find-sexual-assault-support-near-you/
Canadian Sexual Assault Centres, Crisis Lines, and Support Services: https://endingviolencecanada.org/sexual-assault-centres-crisis-lines-and-support-services/
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Woops, forgot to upload this Friendzone so it's a little late AND a little out of order, ah well! Let's go back in time to when Tim and Guy were in the nervous nineties of Auckland's lockdown. While the malaise has set in, Guy is treating this as an opportunity to reach for the stars and hopes that the city can spend 100 days in their houses to bring up a new high score (spoiler: They did). Tim regales Guy with his most recent experience donating blood where everything did not quite go to plan. This in turn prompts Guy to recall his own similar (albeit very different) experience and the possibility of a new nickname for the fellas.
From our friends, we learn, love and grow. We travel even further back in time to the land of We Are Your Friends, where nicknames and fan theories abound. And the lads talk about what might be next on the Worst Idea stream and let's just say, it's for a good cause!
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After jogging slightly more than 1,000km, Guy is at Nursultan Nazarbayev International Airport under the watchful eye of a travel agent. He has four days until his flight so might go and visit the sights and sounds of the Kazakh capital. Meanwhile in NZ, Tim is back on the airwaves and broadcasting his hit music radio show in between converting gulags into schools and kitchens into pools. Prime Minister Jenny Shipley has been reinstated and she keeps building prisons but at least there are no more chemtrails and Tim enthusiastically describes his living situation in NZ as "unsafe".
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Guy has broken out of prison thanks to inspiration from a book-turned-movie-turned book again. He's got a pocket full of Novichok and an eye full of optimism as he calls Tim from a payphone in Siberia. Tim fills Monty and his rag in on the goings on in New Zealand, a country recently taken over by department store magnate Sir Stephen Tindall but more recently overthrown and KILLED (I mean jailed) by a militia. Guy will now walk the 1005km to Nur-Sultan, Kazakhstan to fly home on a flight booked by Tim. Hopefully.
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In a terrible turn of fortune, Guy's been caught by the Ruskis and is in jail due to being double-crossed by Galina. It's not all bad though because Monty has access to a Huge Book Room and is making friends, including Vlad - the guy who seems to be in charge. His cellmates, aka The Cabbage Patch Boys include Gordon, Oscar and Joseph. Meanwhile in NZ - Tim has been kicking back and enjoying the pleasant gas being dispersed by aeroplanes at the hand of multi-millionaire and department store magnate Sir Stephen Tindall.
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Guy is in Russia, eating a lot of traditional Russian soups (from Solynaka to Okroshka)! He is well liked for his work on Fail Army and has been taken in by a matronly woman named Galina who is teaching him how to make a variety of soups and showing him the sights and sounds of Moscow. He's also now the proud owner of fifteen kilograms of Uranium and an ounce of Novichok, although he is not allowed to leave the country with it. Tim has been coding to develop an alternative to Amazon and is worried Guy has lost sight of what the boys are working towards.
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Tim and Guy need to clarify their plans and it looks like it’s going to require Novichok and Tim volunteering his body for poison testing. Jeff gets roasted in a very big way and also, the guy loves pancakes. A direct line of vulnerability is forming though breakfast, a butler, the US Constitution and Russia.
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We're afraid that Jeff may find a loop hole to avoid Trillionaire status and be laying 5G. Meanwhile, our man should probably be looking out for a guillotine outside his house OR Tim should get in the guillotine business. Molten Gold or poison cake might be going down Jeff's gullet; Either way, the path is clear.
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These gosh darn billionaires need to get on Cameo! Guy wants to become a DIYPI and feed bananas to Bezos. Tim's keen to get involved in the stock market after almost learning what a Put is from r/WallStreetBets. The boiz get a little offtrack and devolve into cast catching Cruel Intentions.
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It looks like Jeff Bezos is still our potential targeted trillionaire and Guy has not done well at the casino. Things are changing in Silicone Valley and Tim has started cooking up a plan just in case #ItAintGonnaBeJeff. Guy floats the idea of a cross advertising idea using Facebook's platform for advertising on Google and vis versa to generate funds for... Bezos? There's blimps, kids, merch, trap doors and more. A pretty complex plan in here so grab your pen and paper and take notes.
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A plot to trap our man under a biiiig basket! The boys are shocked at the amount of money Jeff Bezos seems to be making from his sausage sizzle at Bunnings and there's a debate on the concept of tax. Sound advice from Guy to avoid local bookstores at all costs and Tim floats gambling as the sure fire shortcut to get Jeff to a cool billion.
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Killionaire is a podcast series tracking Tim and Guy's journey to kill a trillionaire. But first - the pair must make the world's first trillionaire. To aid their plight, Early Edition and it's day-early newspaper pops it's head up and Timbo craves a lil bit of Jennyanydots.
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The season is done. Guy and Tim have slayed the Emmanuelle season of The Worst Idea of All Time and now is the perfect opportunity to get together at Timbly's house (outside and appropriately spaced out for lockdown), crush a couple beers and get updated on both their lives and messages from YOU, THE FRIENDS. Batt Jnr is a healthy 6.1kg (13.4lbs) and Guy is getting told off by his step-daughter Olive as she steps into the role of teacher at his house. The boiz have sadly given Ryan PTSD. Sarah the-writer-with-the-secret-last-name is up to season three (aka the Final Season) of the pod and has tied the franchises together even further than her last correspondence. And Chris has been given the middle name Arthur.
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"To understand how far we have come, we must look back to where we started." - the Frosty Fellas, 2021. Tim and Guy are putting a feather in their pornographic cap as they conclude a year (or so)'s worth of softcore pornography by revisiting where it all began; The 1974, French sensation starring Sylvia Kristel. Emmanuelle is a movie that is tethered to the later iterations and interpretations of the franchise by its name alone - Tim loves it! Further, the boiz are in a mood for reflection. Using the journey of the franchise as an allegory to discuss the state of modern cinema, they even find time to highlight the great Rick Moranis. Mr Lazenby stops by one more time to talk about his new hobby and the Boner Inspector comes for his final visit... But will he find what he has been looking for all this time?
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The fellaz are not only in the Friendzone but also, locked down in their homes. Guy is pretty unhappy about this. Tim is also unhappy but simply because he cannot find fireworks to buy and explode. The boiz are introduced to a muppet porno, the brilliantly titled Let My Puppets Come and friend, Euan, is responsible for a two hour audio play about Sonic the Hedgehog, featuring cameos from your beloved Timbo and GuyGuy. Also - outrage from America that the pair have never mentioned that Christchurch/NZ has a WIZARD.
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This is the end, my friends. The final only-released-in-Japan Emmanuelle has been found for the fellaz to watch and review by an anonymous person (thank you). This so called "Willy Wonka" Emmanuelle is disappointingly light on the parody of the beloved child-destroying vision by a Dutchman and instead is a boring story about nanotechnology. Bananas are back but will they be used in coitus? Penis straws are inserted between toes and Emmanuelle's deepest desire turns out to be turning into a James Cameron character (and not the one you'd first think). George and the Boner Inspector stop by and the boys make plans for the end of the season.
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All dressed up and nowhere to go, Tim and Guy have prepared and braced themselves to record their annual episode of Till Death Do Us Blart (aka Death Blart), only for the McElroy brothers to not show up. That leaves Tim in a beautiful suit and Guy dressed head to toe in hemp, with nothing to do but shoot the shit and check in on their friends. The boys discuss the future direction of the podcast post-Emmanuelle and many wish Tim hearty congratulations on his beautiful baby Remy, with some even going so far as to ask him to stop podcasting for a year (not happening!) George Lazenby is writing letters to the editor and fellaz discover that many months ago a woman named Hillary donated $100 accompanied by a delightfully inspiring note.
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Tim has failed to source the Japanese-released Emmanuelle Sex, Chocolate & Emmanuelle so instead has found a heretofore unknown entry in the series: Adventures Into the Woods: A Sexy Musical also known as Emmanuelle in Wonderland. By far the least pornographic of any Emmanuelle these boiz have seen, it's a welcome repertory theatre-style, musical film with some occasional nipple. Borrowing elements from the Brothers Grimm, Sondheim's Into the Woods and Shrek, Emmanuelle finds herself solo through a wormhole in a fairytale land wandering through every single character you remember from your childhood. Original music, choreography and some very ropy performances from our triple threat actors make for a escapists dream (if you're closing out on watching almost every Emmanuelle ever made). Today we also discover Tim has never seen a single Shrek.
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Mouth ulcers are looking for exciting new real estate opportunities and teeth don't make any sense! The boiz are invited to enjoy Netflix's The GOOP Lab(oratory) and/or conduct a miniseries of podcasts from a bathtub. We also hear from a new father who is infecting his baby son's brain with Tim and Guy. Plus - a room that can speak Chinese (not a language btw) when the occupant cannot. It is a mess.
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Your beloved Frosty Fellaz may be finished watching pornography now, and what a journey it's been. Monty has not had a fun time with this 1978 British send up, Carry On, Emanuelle. In fact, he's named it potentially the worst movie he's ever seen. Timbo didn't fare quite so badly, enjoying the flick for its position as a cultural artifact and has a theory that Guy's comic sensibilities are to blame for his terrible time. Whatever the verdict, your boiz reminisce on this season in relation to Real Life™ and what may remain to truly end this run of the podcast.
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In this Friendzone, we've got a long, late night audio message from Oslo, Norway asking the boiz whether or not they think a listener needs professional help to get them through their sleepless nights and constant ruminations on Worst films. Alumni from the iconic LMU write in to thank Tim and Guy for filling the sociable, stoned void left from a world in lockdown and a parent/fellow Norm fan talks exclusively to Guy about the comedic legacy of Mr Macdonald.
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