Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.
262 Available Episodes (262 Total)Average duration: 00:29:11
Aug 05, 2022
Ep 262 - Ungood voodoo, bond bills, and a golf cart decked out with a disco ball
00:31:56
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette debates voodoo, takes a shine to slots, leaves a trail of bloody footprints, loathes a pedestrian mall, contemplates bribery, refuses to reschedule, battles swampy muck and metal barricades, discovers pothole hell, finds pink-tinted salvation, and appreciates things that are not easy.
Apr 30, 2022
Ep 261 - Cremation candidates, a taco made of toes, and the right side of wrong
00:26:19
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette spins a moral judgement, feels the icy side eye of Hemingway, calls out inappropriate coffee and Kafka, stops flushing drugs, appreciates the annoyed side of Honey, hightails it to a crematorium, and walks away a monster.
Jan 16, 2022
Ep 260 - Broken heart cures, forgivable felonies, and little bits of wonder
00:25:32
In this bourbon-soaked story, Juliette comforts Honey, her New Orleans Crazytown counterpart, enjoys a Louisiana lunch, crosses a courtyard, discovers a belfry, risks a felony, underestimates the importance of satsumas, flees a wonderland caterpillar, and slightly revises her suspect life advice.
Dec 18, 2021
Ep 259 - Synthetic pee, duct tape barstools & a new season announcement
00:28:42
Juliette returns with a new season announcement, considers the world's weirdest speedball, and revisits her favorite Christmas story, because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a lap dance. All new bourbon-soaked stories will resume in January 2022
Jun 13, 2021
Ep 258 - A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock ’n’ roll relationships
00:29:34
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette refuses to trust a Mississippi disaster, dodges a blade, takes to the road with the Alley Cats, rides in full of glory, makes desperate calls, raises awareness, gets funky and foul, visits a town where nobody wins, rages over a word, chooses between two rock and roll relationships, and find her way out of logger land.
May 11, 2021
Ep 257 Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure
00:29:01
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette encounters a dirty thug in a pink shell, questions a midsummer argument, runs hot with Daisy, visits dead land, hunts down boys and ghosts, flees a troop of handsy locals, meets a disturbing figure, desperately needs a key, and decides to look back.
Apr 25, 2021
Ep 256 - The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics
00:22:42
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette meets spirit animal Edmund, questions wonky streets, is unwelcome at a crawfish boil, dodges carcasses, appreciates a scoundrel, follows the road to hell, discovers a strange hotel, learns how to finesse a lock, volunteers a piano man, and takes her sweet time leaving.
Apr 11, 2021
Ep 255 - Secret menus, the risks of easy money, and the end of Crazytown
00:30:28
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette picks up where a Crazytown night left off, admits to being a terrible stripper, establishes rabbit hole rules, descends into friendship hell, checks faux hooker backgrounds, attempts to help, goes in for a rage-fueled rescue, bounces but does not splash, gets assaulted by her conscience, and accepts destruction. Be sure to check out episode 100 in The Unwritable Rant archives to hear how this Crazytown story began.
Mar 27, 2021
Ep 254 - Unsolicited material, a blazing ball of perceived genius, and crushing dreams
00:29:06
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette introduces the worst musician in Los Angeles, reluctantly takes the bait, adds a phrase to her vocab sheet, offers boundless support, revises a bio, reduces to a pile of self pity, attempts a chemistry project, discovers the color of a festering lesion, owes unexpected money, and crushes dreams.
Mar 14, 2021
Ep 253 - Emoji abuse, joining a winner’s circle, and chewed to death by chihuahuas
00:29:07
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette does a safety dance, reunites with Texas and Birdie, prowls the night, plays the horses, hears scales, profits off a bachelorette party, leads a Bacchanalian rodeo, loses friends to Bourbon Street, finds a Quarter bulldog, breaks up a dirty group hug, and questions expectations.
Aug 05 | 00:31:56
Ep 262 - Ungood voodoo, bond bills, and a golf cart decked out with a disco ball
Apr 30 | 00:26:19
Ep 261 - Cremation candidates, a taco made of toes, and the right side of wrong
Jan 16 | 00:25:32
Ep 260 - Broken heart cures, forgivable felonies, and little bits of wonder
Dec 18 | 00:28:42
Ep 259 - Synthetic pee, duct tape barstools & a new season announcement
Jun 13 | 00:29:34
Ep 258 - A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock ’n’ roll relationships
May 11 | 00:29:01
Ep 257 Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure
Apr 25 | 00:22:42
Ep 256 - The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics
Apr 11 | 00:30:28
Ep 255 - Secret menus, the risks of easy money, and the end of Crazytown
Mar 27 | 00:29:06
Ep 254 - Unsolicited material, a blazing ball of perceived genius, and crushing dreams
Mar 14 | 00:29:07
Ep 253 - Emoji abuse, joining a winner’s circle, and chewed to death by chihuahuas
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