The Two Bobs episode 244 for Monday, March 18, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Cap de Night from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/gOKJ 
  • Robert nursed an Emperor’s Marshmelatonin from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/wmnwz 
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• Rob got a new burnt mug from Whiskey Grail and was willing to try it on the show with some 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon.
  • 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon http://1792bourbon.com/sweet-wheat/
  • Whiskey Grail oak drinking vessel for bourbon https://whiskeygrail.com/
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you got wasted on St. Patty’s Day and made out with a leprechaun, then later realizing it was just a little person.
  • A guy in Vegas got stung in his testicle by a scorpion while sleeping in his hotel room. We’re adding Vegas to our list of places we can’t visit anymore. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scorpion-stings-man-testicles-las-vegas-hotel_n_65e77719e4b0f9d26cac9a5d 
  • A Wisconsin man—whose name is allegedly “Deez-Nuts”—was arrested after a domestic altercation. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/deez-nuts-charged-wisconsin-family-fight_n_65ef6d9fe4b05cfcf680a544 
  • A drunk man in Russia rode a horse up to his 5^th floor apartment to make up with his wife. https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-drunkenly-rides-horse-up-to-5th-floor-apartment-to-make-up-with-wife 
  • A man went to the hospital for gallbladder surgery and walked out with a vasectomy. goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html">https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html 
  • A man responded to his wife’s nine-paragraph text about her day with a very thoughtful “thumbs up” emoji. May he rest in peace. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thoughtfully-responds-to-wifes-nine-paragraph-text-about-her-day-with-a-thumbs-up-emoji 

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The Two Bobs episode 243 for Monday, March 4, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a The Cranfather from Founders. https://untp.beer/QpxYj 
  • Robert nursed a The Ice Treaty of Peace from Drekker. https://untp.beer/al78N 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your car and send you an apology letter.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS just temporarily avoided a government shutdown.
  • A guy in Texas stuck antiques up his ass before putting them back on the shelf. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mitchell-vest-kilt-anus-antiques-texas_n_65d4f1c9e4b0f7fbe7b443d4 
  • Robert’s neighbor left the hospital still wearing a hospital gown and stole an ambulance. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/search-underway-for-crash-survivor-who-stole-ambulance-in-fairfax-county/3547868/ 
  • A woman in Ireland lost her disability case after photos emerged of her winning a tree-throwing competition. https://nypost.com/2024/02/27/lifestyle/mom-loses-800k-disability-case-after-photos-emerge-of-her-winning-tree-throwing-competition/ 
  • The Florida Man® Games are the most Florida thing that has ever happened in Florida. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/02/24/florida-man-games/ 
  • Don’t put batteries in your penis. Just ask this guy. https://nypost.com/2024/02/15/lifestyle/man-jams-batteries-in-penis-gets-drained-by-agonizing-surgery/ 
  • Florida Man® jacked Grandma’s car and then sent her a four-page apology letter. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-allegedly-carjacks-grandmother-pens-four-page-apology-letter-police 

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The Two Bobs episode 242 for Monday, February 12, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Stacked Blueberry & Maple from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/5WXz4 
  • Robert nursed a Blueberry Milk of the Murder Hornet from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/zG38d 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll show up at your home only wearing towels. 
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS can’t be prosecuted because it has poor memory.
  • A giant stuffed polar bear was stolen from a Canadian resort in freezing temperatures (probably July). https://www.businessinsider.com/canada-polar-bear-stuffed-stolen-resort-freezing-weather-2024-2 
  • The world’s sexiest couple led a police chase with a dog, cat and four chickens in a spray-painted car. https://www.wlbt.com/2024/01/30/bonnie-clyde-wannabes-couple-leads-deputies-chase-with-dog-cat-4-chickens-inside-spray-painted-car/ 
  • An elderly Florida Man® jiggled his balls in front of strangers. news.com/2024/01/29/patient-lifts-gown-while-jiggling-genitals-at-entrance-to-the-villages-hospital/">https://www.villages-news.com/2024/01/29/patient-lifts-gown-while-jiggling-genitals-at-entrance-to-the-villages-hospital/ 
  • Sauna patrons dressed only in towels led a water rescue. https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/sauna-patrons-dressed-towels-pull-2-car-plunged-106895412 
  • A man in California sued Disneyland for misleading advertising in calling it “The happiest place on earth.” https://babylonbee.com/news/local-dad-sues-disneyland-for-misleading-happiest-place-on-earth-advertising 

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The Two Bobs episode 241 for Monday, February 5, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Layered Indulgence from Odd Side.  https://untp.beer/0c65cb3836 
  • Robert nursed a Fudgement Day: Temple of Hazelnut from Magnify Brewing. https://untp.beer/6lpdr 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll screw up our random shit segment because Rob posted the wrong article.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the mistakes everyone makes while shopping at Costco.
  • A guy who taped fish to ATMs was arrested because Utah is lame. https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/01/fish-bandit-arrested-for-taping-fish-to-atm-machines 
  • Florida Woman® got naked and went on a convenience store rampage. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/naked-woman-rampage-732940 
  • A woman in California was stuck on a ski lift for 15 hours. https://www.kcra.com/article/heavenly-ski-resort-woman-stuck-gondola-15-hours/46557458 
  • A man burgling in Georgia called 911 after getting stuck and shitting himself. https://theaugustapress.com/augusta-burglar-calls-911-after-getting-stuck-pooping-himself/ 
  • Drug cartels are switching from meth to more lucrative Stanley tumblers. https://babylonbee.com/news/cartels-switch-from-smuggling-meth-to-more-lucrative-stanley-tumblers 

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The Two Bobs episode 240 for Monday, January 29, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Graham Cracker Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/GQ967
  • Robert nursed a French Toast from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/yK2xE
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll forget to read the last CRAZY NEWS story. Kidding! We already did that.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS should not be listened to while operating heavy machinery.
  • A music artist unknown to Alexa got five women pregnant at the same time and they all got together for one, weird baby shower. baby-shower-five-women-pregnant.html">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12975841/father-baby-shower-five-women-pregnant.html
  • A woman tried to use dog piss to pass a urine test. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dog-pee-caper-286934
  • An American Airlines passenger was kicked off a flight for busting ass and being a dick. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/american-airlines-passenger-allegedly-removed-from-flight-for-farting/VRLIKU72TRG33OMN4NS6ANEHAM/
  • A Chicago man robbed a bank three days after being acquitted of bank robbery. robbed-chicago-bank-3-days-after-being-acquitted-of-bank-robbery-fbi.html">https://cwbchicago.com/2024/01/man-robbed-chicago-bank-3-days-after-being-acquitted-of-bank-robbery-fbi.html
  • Florida Man® handed a police officer his driver’s license covered in meth. https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/polk-county-man-hands-over-license-covered-in-meth-during-traffic-stop-pcso/
  • We had another story from our friends at the Babylon Bee, but whatever, we’ll tell you about it next week… if we remember!

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The Two Bobs episode 239 for Monday, January 22, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Lava Monsta from 450 North. https://untp.beer/g4edJ 
  • Robert nursed a Mokah from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/vjO7 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your driveway.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as chilling as a Buffalo Bills game in January.
  • A judge threw out a case involving a woman pelting her partner with bread. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/felony-case-no-longer-pain-doctor-908734 
  • The fish aren’t the only unclothed animals in the aquarium at Bass Pro Shops. https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro-shops-aquarium-nude-man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3  
  • An exploding toilet is creating a shitty legal situation at Dunkin’ Donuts. https://apnews.com/article/dunkin-donuts-exploding-toilet-florida-lawsuit-db7794a8ed61a8f1350bfbaffb094aa8 
  • Florida Woman® had her entire driveway stolen. https://themessenger.com/news/florida-woman-entire-driveway-stolen-gives-gofundme-donations-to-charity 
  • Texans opened fire on a strange white substance falling from the sky. https://babylonbee.com/news/terrified-texans-open-fire-on-strange-white-stuff-falling-from-sky 

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The Two Bobs episode 238 for Monday, January 8, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Malt Amore Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/Djge8 
  • Robert nursed a Stay In Stout from Founders. https://untappd.com/b/founders-brewing-co-stay-in-stout/5508332 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll train your dog to eat your money.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like a Boeing 737 Max, only with less sudden losses of cabin pressure.
  • Florida Woman® has nothing better to do than sue Hershey because her Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkins didn’t have faces carved on them. https://t.co/DAsMPxU3TZ 
  • A goldendoodle named Cecil ate $4,000 of her humans’ cash. https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/jan/03/cecil-goldendoodle-pennsylvania-dog-eats-poops-cash 
  • An escaped kangaroo in Canada was eventually captured after punching an officer. https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/escaped-kangaroo-captured-after-punching-canadian-officer-2023-12-04/ 
  • Sausage vending machines are booming in Germany. sausage-vending-machine-food-butchers-a8955496.html">https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-sausage-vending-machine-food-butchers-a8955496.html 
  • A California woman trained for hockey when she found out she could win a Stanley Cup. https://babylonbee.com/news/millennial-woman-begins-training-for-hockey-when-she-learns-she-can-win-a-stanley-cup 

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The Two Bobs episode 237 for Monday, December 25, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Ginger Snap Darkness from Surly. https://surlybrewing.com/beer/2022-ginger-snap-darkness/ 
  • Robert nursed a Buddy’s Spaghetti Breakfast from Trouvaille Brewing Company. https://untappd.com/b/trouvaille-brewing-company-buddy-s-spaghetti-breakfast/5641270 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll charge you for Christmas dinner.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS has criminal immunity, unlike next year’s GOP Presidential candidate.
  • Florida Man® burglarized a home after the homeowner invited him in for a beer. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-burglarizes-house-after-homeowner-lets-him-in-for-a-beer-deputies-say 
  • A man in Ohio got high and then forgot an important word on his demand note while trying to rob a bank. https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alleged-richard-hampton-canton-ohio-bank-robber-forgot-write-money-demand-note-teller-high-crack 
  • A woman in Wales charges her family for Christmas dinner. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-67770982 
  • A middle school in Oregon went into lock down after a dog shit bag dispenser was mistaken for a grenade. https://www.koin.com/news/oregon/grenade-like-dog-poop-bag-dispenser-causes-scare-at-mcminnville-middle-school/ 
  • Gen Z, the most snowflake of all the currently living generations, faces so many anxieties that they’re incapable of handling. Here are 13 of them! https://babylonbee.com/news/menu-anxiety-and-13-other-very-real-anxieties-gen-z-faces 

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The Two Bobs episode 236 for Monday, December 18, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Orange Stocking Stuffer from Hoppin’ Frog. https://hoppinfrog.com/beer/chocolate-orange-stocking-stuffer-shandy/ 
  • Robert nursed a Ginger, Spice, Barreled and Nice from Founders. https://untappd.com/b/founders-brewing-co-ginger-spice-barreled-and-nice/5564857 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll raise the cleaning fee on your stable.
• It’s time for our annual Not-So-Secret Santa! We probably enjoy it a lot more than you do, and we’re okay with that.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as productive as our government. Luckily it isn’t up for re-election next year.
  • One of the biggest dangers of cold and flu season that nobody seems to be talking about is blasting a hole in your throat. We blame the media. https://www.ladbible.com/news/health/man-hospitalised-holding-sneeze-blowing-hole-throat-397980-20230813 
  • Molesting manatee statues will surely land you on the naughty list. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/drunk-tourist-sexually-molests-manatee-statue-at-florida-restaurant-after-being-asked-to-leave-deputies-say 
  • Mary and Joseph got fucked on their AirBNB’s hidden fees. https://babylonbee.com/news/mary-and-joseph-shocked-to-find-free-stay-in-stable-actually-cost-3000-after-airbnb-cleaning-fee

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The Two Bobs episode 235 for Monday, December 11, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Slushy XL Raspberry Pie from 450 North. https://untp.beer/BGmLx 
  • Robert nursed a Fluffy GBS from Hardywood. https://untp.beer/zLwvd 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll make you work at Chipotle for two months.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like to be dictator, but only for one day.
  • An OnlyFans model makes thousands per day decorating Christmas trees topless. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/onlyfans-model-makes-thousands-per-day-decorating-christmas-trees-topless-2420659/ 
  • New Jersey police had a helluva time chasing down a pig named Albert Einswine. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/12/06/runaway-pig-Albert-Einswine-Deptford-New-Jersey/1441701878507/ 
  • A woman in Ohio who threw her burrito bowl at a Chipotle worker is being forced to work in fast food for two months to avoid jailtime. https://fox8.com/news/i-team/woman-who-threw-chipotle-order-at-worker-can-work-off-jail-time-at-fast-food-restaurant/ 
  • A UK man who was banned from cycling was caught riding a bike to his probation meeting. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-67639649 
  • A new study finds that over 3 million accidents a year are caused by drivers trying to retrieve Chick-fil-A waffle fries lost in seat cracks. https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-over-3-million-accidents-a-year-caused-by-driver-trying-to-retrieve-chick-fil-a-waffle-fry-lost-in-seat-crack 

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