👎︎❒︎♋︎♑︎ ✋︎⬧︎ ☠︎□︎⧫︎ ✌︎ 👍︎❒︎♓︎❍︎♏︎, readers! Helping to sum up the first full MTV season, Kyle is joined by recurring Shade Table fixture Keith Avery to talk about the fashions, the interviews, the performances, the injuries, the tantrums and the definitely not at all expected outcome of the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 15! We also chat about what this means in this moment, what it means for the future of the franchise, and give some flowers to our stars of the season, all while laughing far more than we have any right to. Are you satisfied with the outcome readers? And do you have any opinions on what season we should cover next, since the Drag Race machine is running full steam ahead? (Just 3.5 weeks until All Stars 8! 🤯) (music: bensound.com)

READERS, be amazed by the ample artistic Aries awesomeness as Kyle is joined at the (birthday!) Shade Table for the 3rd time this season by his fellow birthmonth sister, Andrilisa! (Andrili is April 3rd and Kyle April 13th - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!) While they do share their fleeting thoughts on the music video, final runway presentations and lipsync of "Blame It On The Edit" as well as the snap impressions of the reunion lewks, please also relish the incredibly helpful advice for creatives, understand the purpose of well-placed critiques and how they can influence you, as well as the word in the Spanish spelling bee that cost Andrilisa the regional title (as well as the word that also tripped up Kyle on his spelling bee championship journey). It's the home stretch to the Season 15 finale - which queen will be the first main season queen to bank over $200,000?! (music: bensound.com)

Readers, please welcome to the stage: Miss Husky Timbre! (Sidebar: Why is that pronounced “tam-berr?) Two red hot redhead teachers - Ben and Holland - join Kyle at both the physical and virtual Shade Table. We discuss our teachers’ favorite grades to teach, our thoughts on the current state of education, signature challenges from the show’s history, guests doing and giving absolutely nothing in the mini challenge, and the varying results of this season’s makeover on their charges: a group of teachers! Who’s makeover was your favorite? Are we heading into the home stretch with your favorite final 4? And of course: have you finally LET LOOSE? (music: bensound.com)

It’s time to WIG LOOSE, WE SAID WIG LOO-OOSE! Pregnant star of stage and screen Holland Hamilton joins a congested Kyle at the virtual Shade Table to discuss self love, picking roles in musicals (or having them picked for you), the mover call, effervescent fashion language, and the performances of this season’s Rusical, “Wigloose!” Which part would you have jockeyed for? Was this your favorite Rusical in the show’s history? Most importantly: did anyone truly WIG LOOSE?! (music: bensound.com)

READERS! Our episode is as timely as the references of this season’s “comedy” challenge 😩 Kyle is joined by longtime friend of the pod Calvin S. Cato to talk about Ohio, White Nonsense TV Shows (and their actually enjoyable counterparts), how many titties is a superior number of titties, dated pop culture references, ideal show lineup placements, an underwhelming performance challenge and a top 15 all time lip sync performance, along with a slew of other thoughts on Season 15, Episode 11: Two Queens, One Joke. 🎭 (music: bensound.com)

Readers, you are in for a treat! (And a 35 minute tangent before we start discussing the episode - including but not limited to mini marathons, purse Advil, Bully Barbara Walters, exorbitantly priced apples, and Gum Acacia. Gum Acacia don’t care!) It’s a full IRL Shade Table with Kyle, Keith, Ben and Holly as well as the full assortment of House of Love cocktails as we discuss the art of interviewing, the Jannification of Loosey and her 3 wins,  being his right hand arm MAN, lunch lady wigs, and the Night of 8 Beyoncés. (BeYONcé?!) (music: bensound.com)

It’s an event nine years, six permanent cohosts and many many miles of shade in the making - READERS, IT’S OUR 200TH EPISODE! And what better way to celebrate than by reviewing Drag Race’s 200th episode?! As an extra celebratory treat, four of those six cohosts are here! We drag Katie away from her Friday night gigs, Sharron away from the bed she’s laying in, and - complete with prop guitar - Dad out of retirement! What are their thoughts on the seasons that have transpired since last that sat ‘round the Shade Table? What are their thoughts about this season? And what wishes do you have for our next 200 episodes?! Grab a House of Love cocktail and reminisce and glisten while listening to our review of Drag Race 200: The Crystal Ball! 🔮 (music: bensound.com)

You better lala that f**king paRuza! On the heels of two very special 200th episodes (the show and the Shade Table, natch), we’re celebrating by sharing our thoughts on one of the oldest drag traditions in the book - lip-syncing! In a wild display of range, we get some franchise best and worst lip-syncs, and of course have our share of opinions on them all. Were the right strategic choices/song selections/bad bitch moves made? Did anyone induce a scream at the TV or bring you to tears moment? Does being from the DMV area give you the same opinions recurring librarians Jake and Keith have? And are you ready for the imminent episode two hundo?! (music: bensound.com)

Readers! Despite her unfamiliarity with your names, Kyle's twin sister Kayla is back to chat about all the absurd references that influenced the finished product of this week's acting challenge, The Daytona Wind 2! Did you prefer the original version or this surreal reboot? Gallop in silence over here and give the episode a listen (and get the celebratory champagne ready as we near the home stretch to our 200th episode!) (music: bensound.com)

What the FUN, readers?! While we would never deign to add levels of luster to our friendships, new friend Brian and old friend Andrilisa join Kyle to shake their fists at the kids on their lawn, divulge their tidbits on the Regents, maintaining 20+ year friendships, stepping out of your comfort zone and what to look forward to in your advanced years as we recap episode 6 of Season 15 - Old Friends Gold! And if you’re lucky, you might even hear a middling Chewbacca impersonation! (music: bensound.com)