Wowsers Bowsers! This is just a real nice episode, folks. It's a warm hug on a cold day. A lightly-scented cloud of gorgeousness. We learned that marbles can make you feel optimistic about the human condition and that nice vowel sounds can brighten your day. Join us for a 29-minute break from the cruelty and bleakness of this postmodern life. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's Fancast time!

Music: Drunkin Desert by LED

Here - take this playbook. Grant Morrison saw these trick plays in a shamanistic vision ceremony, and they will win you the Super Bowl big time. Clear eyes, full hearts, sex magik! Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (http://ledboise.bandcamp.com)

We're bringing you the news, and then we're bringing you the Newsies.

Kat thought it would be good to title this week's episode "Quality Over Quantico," but Kyle's episode title - a reference to a 1998 made-for-TV movie - won out instead. Sometimes there's just no right answer! Sometimes we are all of us losers! Welcome to Quantico! Show: Quantico Season 2, Episode 18: "KUMONK" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (http://ledboise.bandcamp.com)

Let us all pay tribute to the soft sorrowful luster of The Rock's perfect eyes. Movies: The Fast and the Furious, The Fate of the Furious Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (http://ledboise.bandcamp.com)

This week on softeyed superteens, Clark Kent makes a friend, learns about poetry, and asks an adult for help! It's no wonder that Superman is the archetype that launched the golden age of comics. He's the man of steel; he's the last son of Krypton; he's our big blue boy scout and we love him very much. Welcome to Smallville! Show: Smallville Season 2, Episode 5: "Nocturne" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (http://ledboise.bandcamp.com)

This week, we were initiated into the divine secrets of the YA YA sisterhood. Get it? Because YA stands for young adult, and we read part of a young adult novel, but then also what I said up there is the name of a movie. You get it. Anyway, we read some chapters from Apprentice: Book 2 of the Black Mage series. Podcasts about books are coming into vogue and we really wanted to get in there and chomp that flavor. I think we did A PRETTY GOOD JOB. Book: Apprentice - Book Two of the Black Mage Series Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (http://ledboise.bandcamp.com)

This week Robert Rodriguez took us gently by the hands and led us down to The Temple, where Lucha Libre reigns supreme. We saw some good quality wrestlefolk do wrestlecrimes at each other until we became certified wrestlexperts. And we loved every minute of it. It's Lucha Underground! Show: Lucha Underground Season 1, Episode 22: "Mask Vs. Mask" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (http://ledboise.bandcamp.com)

Little Witch Academia is a very good anime. I do not have time to write a description because I need to go watch more Little Witch Academia. Show: Little Witch Academia Season 1, Episode 6: "The Fountain" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (http://ledboise.bandcamp.com)

Yowza yowza yowza! This week we're expanding our horizons and becoming fans of a movie we've never seen. And still haven't seen. It's... difficult to explain. Take our hands and walk with us down the Santa Monica Pier. We're going on a journey together, and none of us will be quite the same when we return. Welcome to Dance Dance Destitution. Movie: They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (http://ledboise.bandcamp.com)