“Business is like a jungle. And I… am like a tiger. And Dwight, is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch?…Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger’s head. We don’t have the technology“

This week we talk about The Coup from season 3! With Edwin back in Portland we get together for an in-person recording all about this episode. We talk about all the storylines, including Dwight’s scheme for Michael’s job, Call of Duty in Stamford, and fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at lunch. And we make sure to highlight all of the Movie Mondays, saboteurs, and dentists named Crentist along the way. Then in the Conference Room we answer some #quickquestions before closing with a classic round of trivia! 

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With Edwin traveling for work in Vietnam, the fellas get together for a new episode format we're calling Casual Thursdays. We've got a grab bag of topics to discuss, including:

• Travel-related questions, such as which characters playlist you'd want on a road trip and where you would send characters for a travel show
• Breaking down a list of all the times the documentary crew should have intervened
• Office Mad Libs

All that, plus an audio-themed conference room and an incredible AUDIO CLUES TRIVIA!!! FINALLY!!!

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Stanley: Oh, yes. Let’s listen to it again. And this time, really listen to the pauses.

Michael: God, Stanley, that’s frickin’ brilliant. How do you know that? Did you learn that on the streets? Sorry.

Stanley: Oh, no, that’s ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.

Michael: No kidding.

Once again we go to the mailbag and answer listener voicemails! We talk about a wide range of Office topics, including Michael & Holly moments we wish could’ve seen, why the show is such a fixture of pop culture, Office pet names, karaoke tips, Michael/Ryan/Dwight moments, and a whole lot more! 

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"Dwight and I used to go on sales calls all the time. In fact, I have a picture to remember that time. Oh young Jim. There is just so much I need to warn you about. And yet, tragically, I cannot."

This week we dive in to Traveling Salesmen from Season 3! With Sean on the mend, Alex and Edwin form a pair of traveling podcasters to talk about this episode, covering all of the sales calls, coffee runs, and loads of laundry that make up this episode. And of course we highlight all of the makeovers, Long Tims, and ‘Hi’s’ along the way. Then in the Conference Room we talk about what we’d sell as traveling salesmen and how The Office would’ve been different if Andy never returned from anger management. And then we close with a few listener voicemails. 

We are very flattered. We were Stanley’s second choice after ‘pass’.

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Robert: Well, Andy, it’s been fun.

Andy: Mm. Mm-hmm. [they hug, Robert kisses him on the lips]

Robert: It’s been a great year.

This week’s we’re talking about Season 8! We dedicate the episode to one of the most unique seasons of The Office, talking about how the show changed following the departure of Michael Scott, Andy as manager, Robert California, and more. And this is just the beginning of our discussion. Then in the Conference Room we talk about which Christmas Wish we’d ask from Andy before closing with another signature round of trivia!

Well, you clearly want the marmalade. Gretchen! I need another marmalade. 

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Jim: "I am Bill Buttlicker."

Dwight: "Really, that’s your real name?"

Jim: "How dare you? My family built this country, by the way."

Michael: "Be respectful, Dwight."

This week we try out a brand new episode format - handing out Dundie awards for the best phone calls over the course of the show. We open with some discussion about the role the phone plays on a show like The Office, how much happens through headsets, and discuss all the Dundie-winning phone calls that happen. We screen our way through the real phone calls, fake phone calls, emergency calls, personal calls, voicemail calls, missed calls, wrong numbers, drunk dials, songs, and Wendy's orders that make up a significant portion of dialogue on the show.

Then we head into the conference room to discuss who in the Scranton office that Michael has done the dirtiest. Oh, and there's just a dash of Oscars talk for all you movie buffs out there.

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"You have reached the offices of Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, currently the entire staff is out doing the Michael Scott, DM FM PMC rabies awareness Pro-Am fun run race"… [Michael’s voice] "for the cure"… [Pam’s voice] "leave a message” [Ryan hangs up]

This week’s episode is dedicated to listener voicemails! We go through our answering machine to answer questions on everything from favorite deleted scenes, to ideas for Michael reappearing in seasons 8 and 9, to songs that are forever changed because of The Office, and a whole lot more. 

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“You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key.”

This week we turn to the draft once again to and select Office pranks! We go through and pick different pranks throughout the show, talking about this signature element of The Office, between Jim, Dwight, Michael, Pam, and the rest of the cast. And of course we highlight all of the impressions, alliances, and reality-altering moments for Dwight that go into that part of the show. And then we close out the episode with another round of listener-submitted trivia!

Dwight really wants our bonus. He’s trying to entrap me. Oh god, now we can’t drink at this thing…we get really pranky when we drink.

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Andy: I was just wondering what you had planned for Secretary’s Day.

Michael: I’m going to give Erin $15. 

It’s time to step up and appreciate the crap out of Erin, this week we’re talking about Secretary’s Day! We chose a season 6 episode to celebrate the release of the superfan episodes on Peacock, and this one did not disappoint. We talk through the episode and all the new content, and of course we highlight all the impressions, Lionel Frankensteins, and bowls of pickles that go into this episode. Then we head to the Conference Room for an Ordinary Things segment before closing out the show with more Office trivia! 

In the foster home the hair was our room. 

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"Ryan…has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everybody thinks he’s a tease. Well you know what? He doesn’t know anything, and neither do you. So suck on that!"

Check your phone, we just sent you a WUPHF—this week we’re talking about Michael and Ryan! We discuss their relationship and dynamic on the show, from the pilot episode to Ryan’s corporate promotion and all the way through Michael’s exit in season 7. And of course we make sure to highlight all of the fake firings, goatees, and ’Hottest in the Office’ Dundies that go into their unique relationship. Then we close once again with a classic round of listener-submitted trivia!

That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your jeans.

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