Asking stupid questions so you don't have to. New episodes every Saturday.
Jim and Quinn Jupiter are two alien brothers from the planet Jupiter who get together every single week to have discussions about our crazy universe. Each player brings a topic to half the episode and they have oranges in the middle. Thanks Mom.
The boys will make you laugh, cry, think, fart, barf, think some more, and laugh again.
New episodes drop every Saturday.
219 Available Episodes (219 Total)Average duration: 00:24:03
Nov 28, 2020
216: Crime Time | Poop for Profit
00:25:48
Holy shit. We aren't dead.
In this episode, that we recorded an ungodly long time ago, Jim wants to talk about how now is the time to get into crime. Then Quinn wants to talk about how the boss makes a dollar and he makes a dime. That's why he shits on company time.
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First, Quinn wants to talk about how history can be changed with the flap of a butterfly's wings. Or just someone pooping their pants.
Then, Jim wants to talk about gamifying his life... and it comes back to pooping. Why do you even listen to this?!
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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Hamilton also makes a great name for a smelly pig.
Aug 02, 2020
213: Quit Pro Quo | Quinn's Improvised Questions About Movies (and pooping in public)
00:25:42
Hey pumpkins.
First, Jim wants to talk about how you know when it's time to throw in the towel. Then, Quinn wants to ask some hastily thrown together questions about movies.
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212: Quinn's Video Game Platform: TLOU2 | Upgrades
00:26:05
First, Quinn wants to talk/gush about The Last Of Us Part 2 and basically just hate on the haters. Then, Jim wants to talk about something and some other thing. With upgrades? I dunno, I'm high.
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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you ever get the pop-up window when you're brushing your teeth, scream as loud and as long as you can. That should reset the pringus.
Jun 21, 2020
211: No For Thank You | Audiobook Activities (They're Not Gonna Deny The Chub)
00:25:18
First, Jim wants to talk about how the boys just absolutely and completely fucked the poodle on their mission to be better podcasters. Somehow, I'm not surprised. He wants to know how the boys could fix this
Then, Quinn wants to talk about things that he can do while listening to audiobooks. He really just wants to talk about Game of Thrones. Again.
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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Bricks and Brones will flurp your thrones.
Jun 07, 2020
210: Game of Groans | The One Where We Decided To Be Better At Podcasting
00:26:15
First, Quinn wants to fix the way HBO royally Schruted the last few seasons of Game of Thrones. Then, Jim wants to talk about the boys' accountability and how they can be better, more thorough podcasters.
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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Your secret message is under your pillow. Is it a coin? Is it a thumb? You'll see!
May 16, 2020
208: Quinn's Check-In Cabana | The Stats
00:23:54
First, Quinn wants to just check in with his brother in these quarantimes. Then, Jim wants to talk about the sad state of affairs that is the Jupiter Boys' download history. It's grim. Please tell your friends.
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