In the 18th episode of The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, CJ and Arlie talk about chapters 18-20 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. CJ comes up with a weird plan for dealing with werewolves, we both get grossed out by Peter Pettigrew, and we discuss some intriguing theories about who sent the patronus across the lake. Plus, CJ decides prongs was a narwhal.  

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The Boy Who Hasn't Lived is a podcast about one friend forcing the other to read the entire Harry Potter book series for the first time. 

Join your hosts CJ and Arlie, as CJ finally reads Harry Potter, and Arlie reads it for approximately the 1 millionth time.

If you want to read along with CJ, in the next episode we will have read chapters 21-22 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

To find out more about The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, visit www.theboywhohasntlived.com. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram - we're @CJandArlie on both. 

In the 17th episode of The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, CJ and Arlie talk about chapters 15-17 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. We have some deep chatz about masculinity, the Church and whether Harry should be allowed a Firebolt (spoiler alert, NO). CJ is still preoccupied by how Hermione is getting to all her classes. But the greatest mystery remains... when will Voldemort show up?

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The Boy Who Hasn't Lived is a podcast about one friend forcing the other to read the entire Harry Potter book series for the first time. 

Join your hosts CJ and Arlie, as CJ finally reads Harry Potter, and Arlie reads it for approximately the 1 millionth time.

If you want to read along with CJ, in the next episode we will have read chapters 18-19 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

To find out more about The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, visit www.theboywhohasntlived.com. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram - we're @CJandArlie on both. 

In the 16th episode of The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, CJ and Arlie talk about chapters 12-14 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. CJ's theories are on overdrive this month - they think Lupin might be Hermione and/or Sirius Black; and they're still very suspicious about Crookshanks the cat... who also might be Sirius Black? Other than that, it's mostly just us being annoyed with Harry's recklessness. 

If you like the song we featured by Be Steadwell, it's called 'sage (witch two)' and you can find that and lots of other beautiful music at www.besteadwell.com. 

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The Boy Who Hasn't Lived is a podcast about one friend forcing the other to read the entire Harry Potter book series for the first time. 

Join your hosts CJ and Arlie, as CJ finally reads Harry Potter, and Arlie reads it for approximately the 1 millionth time.

If you want to read along with CJ, in the next episode we will have read chapters 15-17 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

To find out more about The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, visit www.theboywhohasntlived.com. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram - we're @CJandArlie on both. 

In the 15th episode of The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, CJ and Arlie talk about chapters 9-11 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. We start with a recap for newcomers about why CJ never read the books before, and get an update on how CJ is feeling about witchcraft and the Church. CJ has a new theory about how Sirius Black is getting into the castle, and still can't work out whether Lupin is a good guy or bad guy. Arlie manages to stay neutral in the face of some ~interesting~ theories. 

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The Boy Who Hasn't Lived is a podcast about one friend forcing the other to read the entire Harry Potter book series for the first time. 

Join your hosts CJ and Arlie, as CJ finally reads Harry Potter, and Arlie reads it for approximately the 1 millionth time.

If you want to read along with CJ, in the next episode we will have read chapters 12-14 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

To find out more about The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, visit www.theboywhohasntlived.com. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram - we're @CJandArlie on both. 

In the 14th episode of The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, CJ and Arlie talk about chapters 6-8 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. CJ has noticed Hermione has too many classes in her timetable, and the working theory is... three Hermiones? Other mysteries include how Sirius Black got into the castle, and what a boggart would turn into if either of us found one in our house. Also, a tangent on knee caps. 

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The Boy Who Hasn't Lived is a podcast about one friend forcing the other to read the entire Harry Potter book series for the first time. 

Join your hosts CJ and Arlie, as CJ finally reads Harry Potter, and Arlie reads it for approximately the 1 millionth time.

If you want to read along with CJ, in the next episode we will have read chapters 9-11 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

To find out more about The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, visit www.theboywhohasntlived.com. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram - we're @CJandArlie on both. 

In the 13th episode of The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, CJ and Arlie talk about chapters 1-5 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. CJ is looking for Voldemort around every corner. Even really unlikely corners. Even corners that aren't really corners. JK very successfully throws us off the Sirius Black scent, and we have to announce a Major Incident. 

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The Boy Who Hasn't Lived is a podcast about one friend forcing the other to read the entire Harry Potter book series for the first time. 

Join your hosts CJ and Arlie, as CJ finally reads Harry Potter, and Arlie reads it for approximately the 1 millionth time.

If you want to read along with CJ, in the next episode we will have read chapters 6-8 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

To find out more about The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, visit www.theboywhohasntlived.com, and follow CJ and Arlie on Twitter: @CJandArlie.

In the 12th episode of The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, CJ and Arlie watch the second Harry Potter movie in the company of special guest Charles Adrian Gillott. The consensus is that this film makes no sense, but it was definitely funny to behold. We tackle tough questions like what is going on? Why is any of this happening? And oh my god why are there so many spiders at Hogwarts?

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The Boy Who Hasn't Lived is a podcast about one friend forcing the other to read the entire Harry Potter book series for the first time. 

Join your hosts CJ and Arlie, as CJ finally reads Harry Potter, and Arlie reads it for approximately the 1 millionth time.

If you want to read along with CJ, in the next episode we will have read chapters 1-4 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

To find out more about The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, visit www.theboywhohasntlived.com, and follow CJ and Arlie on Twitter: @CJandArlie.

Don't forget to subscribe to get a new episode every month! 

In the 11th episode of The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, CJ and Arlie are guests on Dave Pickering's podcast, Getting Better Acquainted. In this mini episode, we play just a little bit of the conversation we had with Dave. If you'd like to hear the rest of it, you can find the full episode by searching for Getting Better Acquainted in your podcast app, or you can go here to listen on SoundCloud. 

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The Boy Who Hasn't Lived is a podcast about one friend forcing the other to read the entire Harry Potter book series for the first time. 

Join your hosts CJ and Arlie, as CJ finally reads Harry Potter, and Arlie reads it for approximately the 1 millionth time.

If you want to read along with CJ, in the next episode we will have watched the second movie - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

To find out more about The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, visit www.theboywhohasntlived.com, and follow CJ and Arlie on Twitter: @CJandArlie.

Don't forget to subscribe to get a new episode every month! 

In the 10th episode of The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, CJ and Arlie talk about chapters 14-18 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. This month Percy is acting weird and we’re very suspicious – could he be colluding with the Heir of Slytherin? Or is it something more… innocent? CJ's theories are getting wilder and in some cases more accurate. But we won't tell them which ones are which. Plus, CJ is creeped out by the giant spiders but not for the reasons you'd expect.

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The Boy Who Hasn't Lived is a podcast about one friend forcing the other to read the entire Harry Potter book series for the first time. 

Join your hosts CJ and Arlie, as CJ finally reads Harry Potter, and Arlie reads it for approximately the 1 millionth time.

If you want to read along with CJ, in the next episode we will have watched the second movie - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

To find out more about The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, visit www.theboywhohasntlived.com, and follow CJ and Arlie on Twitter: @CJandArlie.

Don't forget to subscribe to get a new episode every month! 

In the 9th episode of The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, CJ and Arlie talk about chapters 10-13 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. CJ is overwhelmed by theories about who might be the heir of Slytherin, but there's one thing they know for sure - Hagrid is innocent. We also tackle the important questions of the day, like where is Voldemort's body? Is it in storage? Why is Lucius Malfoy such a loser? And could we use polyjuice potion to take down the Government? 

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The Boy Who Hasn't Lived is a podcast about one friend forcing the other to read the entire Harry Potter book series for the first time. 

Join your hosts CJ and Arlie, as CJ finally reads Harry Potter, and Arlie reads it for approximately the 1 millionth time.

If you want to read along with CJ, in the next episode we will have read chapters 14-18 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

To find out more about The Boy Who Hasn't Lived, visit www.theboywhohasntlived.com, and follow CJ and Arlie on Twitter: @CJandArlie.

Don't forget to subscribe to get a new episode every month!