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Submit ReviewDaroga finds himself in the very extra clutches of the Phantom, and his only hope for escape may be his personal Hell-- talking it out. Meanwhile, Raoul has a good news/bad news kind of day when he finds the perfect outfit in the labyrinthine hallways of the Opera Garnier... only to have his heart broken again. Christine tries to be a theatre kid again. Raoul gets a smaug look on his face. Daroga warms up.
- Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! |
- Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! |
- Soundtrack by Keygen Church! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
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Things are getting weird at the Opera Garnier; "Daroga" explores the bizarre underground lake while Raoul and Christine make some tough decisions about their futures. Christine puts a blinger on her finger. Raoul learns the language of the most majestic beast on the Earth. Daroga makes a house call. |
- Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! |
- Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! |
- Soundtrack by Keygen Church! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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- Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! |
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How about a date? Christine breaks a promise. Raoul decides on a reasonable number of horse-drawn chariots. The Patron makes contact.
- Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! |
- Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! |
- Soundtrack by Keygen Church! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
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Look, frankly, not a lot happens this episode until this one thing, and the one thing is A LOT. Raoul treats himself to a spa day. The Patron does some grilling. Christine discovers something tragic or happy, depending on who you ask.
- Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! |
- Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! |
- Soundtrack by Keygen Church! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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- Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! |
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If you play a TTRPG with Jensie, you will end up roleplaying a fancy dinner party 100 percent of the time. Christine isn't here, man. Raoul is vexed by this closet. The Patron is... vexed by the same closet.
- Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! |
- Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! |
- Soundtrack by Keygen Church! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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- Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Christine belts a practically divine solo, only to be pummeled by her newly-adoring public. Raoul to the rescue! Meanwhile, the mysterious Box 6 Patron uses the commotion as cover to look for clues in Box 5...
- Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! |
- Remick also performs "Moon River" in this episode! |
- Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! |
- Soundtrack by Keygen Church! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Hey, we're featuring a few episodes of Tales from the Cryptid on Roleplay Retcon's feed, hosted by investigative journalist Gaston Leroux (who sounds a lot like Jensie, haha what a kooky coincidence). Leroux has proof of what happened at the Opera Garnier in Paris in 1992, and the real story is wilder than anything you think you know about it.
- Guest starring Remick! Check out her games and her actual play stream Tales From the Forgotten Troupe! |
- Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! |
- Soundtrack by Keygen Church! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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- Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! |
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Phantom of the Opera will be back next episode, but for now let's make a Holiday special! You know, the ones that flood TV this time of year and are all about Santa and reindeer and dentists and such. For ours, we'll be playing Alex Roberts' And to All a Good Night, an adaptation of her storytelling game For the Queen that helps us process our weird feelings about Santa Claus. |
- Intro and outro music is "Santa's Tricks" by Myuu |
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Frankly, there hasn't been a good film adaptation Gaston Leroux's early 20th century novel Le Fantôme de l'Opéra, a.k.a. The Phantom of the Opera. Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical is good, but it's also a far walk from the original book, which is an absolute banger and hilarious to boot (and the 2004 Joel Schumacher movie was panned by both critics and Phantom fans alike). So, Jensie has decided we're not remaking just one movie, but all of them!
That's not the only wild choice we've made: We'll be telling our story using the TTRPG Kids on Bikes, except with no kids and no bikes, just to prove how flexible this game actually is. In this episode we'll go over Kids on Bikes and introduce our characters: Special Guest Remick from Tales From the Forgotten Troupe plays the up-and-coming Opera Diva Christine Daaé, Alex is the well-mannered and romantic Viscount Raoul de Chagny and Ben is... someone we don't know much about, yet. |
- Guest starring Remick! Check out her games and her actual play stream Tales From the Forgotten Troupe! |
- Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! |
- Soundtrack by Keygen Church! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
There's something wrong with Abraham Lincoln, and the toys must rally the rest of their army to liberate the charging station before they power down forever. They're hoping to do so without plastic-shed, but this is war, after all...
- Guest starring Jess Geyer from Wannabe Games!
- And we're playing their game, Some Assembly Required!
- Soundtrack by Jonathan Coulton! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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Jess from Wannabe Games made a one-page RPG for us to remake the 1998 film Small Soldiers with*! Deitysaurus Flex, My Little Kitty, and Serpentina (a.k.a. Battle Princess Gorgana) are a new kind of "smart toy" that can "play back." But when the kids got to bed and it's time for them to get to their recharging and repair station, they find one of the toys has seized control of the vital resource and is willing to start a war over it.
*Four years ago...
- Guest starring Jess Geyer from Wannabe Games!
- Soundtrack by Jonathan Coulton! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
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We made 100 episodes of Roleplay Retcon! Whoa! To celebrate, we performed a live Retcon in our Discord server of Disney's The Country Bears, a doomed attempt to repeat the success of Pirates of the Caribbean by making another movie based on a Disney park attraction. We play Honey Heist by Grant Howitt and attempt to form the greatest (non-human) country music band of all time.
- Cover of "Wildfire" by Jonathan Coulton |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
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Take a seat next to the fire in our 12,000-square-foot drawing room. Gold-plated cigar? Kobe brandy? There, now that you're settled, let's talk honestly about Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets and how Roleplay Retcon's version stacks up against it. We'll while away the evening with some fan-casting, some audience submissions for how they would have turned a movie dud to movie stud, and announce what's coming up next!
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
- Directed by Alex Blasius |
The mystery of Planet Tennessee and the Astrazoans is solved. All that's left is to survive to tell the story. Valerian gets a promotion. Laureline loud quits. Bubble gets the point.
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
- Directed by Alex Blasius |
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Bob gets all "Transylvanian villager" on us and will only take the trio near the mysterious Sector L-630-E, where none dare tread. Valerian uses the boost to get through. Bubble introduces herself. Laureline is French, in case you didn't know.
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
- Directed by Alex Blasius |
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
The hunt is on for the cortex jellyfish, a mysterious creature that can pinpoint the location of Dolly with Bubble's memories. To find it, they'll need the help of Bob, the seasoned and spicy submarine captain. Valerian drives/pilots/swims...? a new vehicle. Laureline has a fan. Bubble takes a ride into her sub-conscious (get it?).
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
- Directed by Alex Blasius |
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
The trio dash after Mao's captors, hoping their messy business with Igon hasn't put them too far behind. Valerian makes a jaw-dropping discovery that changes the entire investigation. Laureline becomes an art broker instead of an art breaker. Bubble wastes away in Planet Margaritaville.
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
- Directed by Alex Blasius |
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
The perfect storm of bad luck that comes to every regularly-uploaded creative endeavor has come. Alex caught COVID and Jensie moved to Kobe, Japan (though their mic didn't get the memo), so our episode buffer ran out. To tide you over, we've collected three Bloops reels--collections of outtakes, deleted scenes, and other behind-the-magic content-- from our Twilight, Super Mario Bros., and Valerian series and recorded some brand new commentary to go along with it. Thanks for listening, sorry for the weirdsies, and we'll see you for Valerian again next episode! Unless we die! |
- "Making Movies" by Beats Working |
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Igon Siruss has returned for Bubble, but Valerian and Laureline are on the clock and won't let him have his way. Valerian masters his blaster. Laureline makes it raaaaiiiin, baby. Bubble turns to love in a hopeless place.
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
- Directed by Alex Blasius |
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
The investigation continues into Point Central's red light district. Nobody asked what a red light district would be like on an alien space colony, but we answered the question extensively. Bubble aces a job interview. Laureline catches the red eye. Valerian is sorry, you seem nice, but he kindof hates your face.
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Chopsticks performed by Benjamin Gray and his Mom
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
- Directed by Alex Blasius |
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
An attack on the Council of Many sends the squad on a new investigation. Bubble gets slimed. Valerian wears an entirely new kind of pants. Laureline gives the greatest speech never heard.
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
- Directed by Alex Blasius |
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
We burn our first "All Words are Made Up" charge! Only two left! Valerian gets a little upsetty spaghetti. Laureline studies vexillology. Bubble plays it safe.
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
- Directed by Alex Blasius |
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
The crew can finally take a moment to mourn their merchandise and vape in the ionization room. But, the break is short, because Valerian and Laureline's boss, Representative Mau, is on the horn and she wants tough answers to hard questions. Bubble hears a sad story. Laureline lies. Valerian technically doesn't tell any lies.
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
- Sound effects by freesound.org |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
- Directed by Alex Blasius |
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Weapons aren't much use against Igon's terrible and wily pet Caypins, So the trio must turn to Big Market itself for solutions. Valerian is suspicious of Bubble. Laureline perceives everything, everywhere, all the time. Bubble takes more than just a penny.
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org.
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug
- Directed by Alex Blasius
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray
The black market auction transforms from a bidding war to more of a literal war. Valerian shoots an Earth culture enthusiast. Laureline aims for precious alien jewels. Bubble turns the table.
- Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org.
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
- Produced by Two Fish in a Jug
- Directed by Alex Blasius
- Valerian played by Jensie Britt
- Laureline played by Benjamin Gray
In the first episode of our remake of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, the eponymous Valerian and his partner/buddy/something more??? Laureline go to the transdimensional desert-sized shopping mall Big Market to find the fabled Mul Converter, a creature that can replicate whatever it eats a thousand-fold. Valerian has a gift for wetwork and Laureline has all the nuts and bolts covered, but they could really use a third person. Maybe someone with a little charisma?
- Our guest star for this series is Jeanette Blasius! |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! |
- Sound effects by freesound.org.
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
We're finally remaking the movie that inspired Roleplay Retcon: The 2017 Luc Besson film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, intended to be the spiritual successor to The Fifth Element that crash-landed so, so short. In this episode, you'll hear why we think this movie is ripe for remake and get a crash course in Starfinder, the RPG that will power our version of the movie!
- Our guest star for this series is Jeanette Blasius! |
- The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Chuck Fuster has the device he needs to save Nil, but Danica Flareng is growing attached to Earth and will do what it takes to stop their colleague. Also in this episode: A fun, all-new way to eat pretzels!
- We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! |
- This episode features music by Mateja Jezdić! |
- Sound effects from freesound.org.
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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We're remaking the 2008 Eddie Murphy vehicle (literally), Meet Dave! Chuck Fuster and Danica Flareng, two tiny space aliens from the planet Nil, compete for control of the giant (to them) spaceship "Dave," which looks like an Earthling... as long as it's piloted right. |
- We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! |
- This episode features music by Mateja Jezdić! |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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This after party is no shafter farty (sorry)! We talk about how we (and you!) think our version of Pixels compares to the original, what we'd do differently the second time around, and some casting for our major characters!
- Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gena! |
- The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! |
- The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
ANA's system is falling apart. What awaits the trio inside TechTite? Kris Makes some Mischief. Frank's email gets hacked. Hank finds home.
- Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gena! |
- The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! |
- The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! |
- "Heartache" cover by Kenta Matsuba |
- "Troublemaker" and "Reversion 2015 by Myuu |
- Sound effects from freesound.org|
- Some sound effects taken from Ben's Tetris (NES) gameplay |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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TechTite is finally open for business again... What does ANA have in store? And where is Gena? Kris Makes some Mischief. Frank's email gets hacked. Hank finds home.
- Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! |
- The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! |
- The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! |
- "Troublemaker" and "Reversion 2015" by Myuu |
- Sound effects from freesound.org|
- Some sound effects taken from Ben's Tetris (NES) gameplay |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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The trio zaps and zooms their way through not one, but TWO battle royales, one on foot and one on wheels! Kris gets a new mission from a surprising source, Frank tells a robot an uncomfortable truth, and Hank finds a horse of a different color.
- Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! |
- The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! |
- The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! |
- "Lovely Piano Song" by Rafael Krux |
- "Collapse" by Myuu |
- Sound effects from freesound.org|
- Some sound effects taken from Ben's and Alex's Apex Legends gameplay |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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This episode is one twisty reveal after another! With the sun setting and their tummies rumbling, the trio seek out a place to rest, where they find something so strange even Dongle is surprised. Hank boxes shadows. Kris tells a secret. Frank lays it all on the line.
- Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! |
- The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! |
- The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! |
- "Song of Healing" cover by Moisés Nieto
- The remix of Dark Link's theme from Zelda II: The Adventure of Link by Mykah |
- Additional music by Caleb Montgomery |
- Angel Island Act I music from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Official Soundtrack |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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In this special stand-alone episode, we combine our knowledge of the literally hundreds of Hallmark Christmas Movies with the power of Joseph Campbell's Hero's Journey to create our own Hallmark Holiday Heartstring Hefter. "Reindeer Over Me." Will holiday-hater Darby find what she's looking for in her hometown, where it's always Christmas? Will she find new love with her old flame Handso, or commit to her longtime beau Hellinore(sp?). Discover the Heart of a Holiday in "Reindeer Over Me" by Roleplay Retcon Studios.
- "A Peaceful Winter" by Scott Holmes
- "Lovely Piano Song" by Rafael Krux
- Sound effects and additional music from freesound.org
Sonic and Team work to defeat the second half of the Classic Console challenge, which includes a brawl with fighting game royalty, a 3D platforming race, and a boss battle against the most terrifying face in video games. Frank repeats his past. Kris does a 360 Varial McTwist. Hank chills out.
- Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! |
- The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! |
- The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! |
- Additional music by Caleb Montgomery |
- "Sad Event" from the Sonic Adventure Official Soundtrack |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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The Arcade trial is behind the mismatched protagonists and they're ready for their next one: A roulette of '90s console challenges that starts with a boss battle and unexpected guests. |
- Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! |
- The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! |
- The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The games begin! Kris and Frank discover a way to rescue Gina and meet the amnesiac (but athletic) Hank and the mysteries inside his bag. Frank gets to relive some of his glory days. |
- Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina!
- The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! |
- The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! |
- Additional music by Caleb Montgomery and "Reversion 2015" by Myuu |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
It's Kris Frehley's birthday! Their adorable 8-year-old daughter, Gina, wants to celebrate all day by going to work with them at Tek-Tite, the huge tech corporation currently developing an AI that can construct almost anything from "Pixels," a new universal building block. Meanwhile, Kris's estranged father and former arcade champ Frank is in New York City to see Kris for the first time in years and hopefully patch up their almost non-existent relationship.
Hope nothing weird happens! |
- Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! |
- Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina!
- The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! |
- The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! |
- Additional music by Caleb Montgomery, "Heartache" cover by Kenta Matsuba, and "Reversion 2015" by Myuu |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
- Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Ben explains why he wants to remake the 2015 Adam Sandler movie Pixels and we walk through Save Game, the Fate Core variant by Rob Wieland we're using to re-imagine the movie! We also introduce our guest Kyle Taylor, Shenanigoons cast member and Nerdsmith Network director!
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageThe entire Roleplay Retcon experience purified into a single episode! We remake the 1992 hit (and critically-panned) movie The Bodyguard, starring Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner.
- Featuring guest star Alex Roberts and her game For the Queen! |
- A soundtrack by Amanda Cole! |
- Come talk about it in our Discord! |
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Climb aboard our Luxury Yacht, Luxurynaut! Pour yourself a flagon of gold-plated cognac and unwind with us as we reminisce about our time in the Arrested Development universe. We talk about the Netflix seasons of the show, how our version stacks up against them, and our thoughts on SOAP.
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageEveryone bets it all in their final turns of our re-do of Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences. Will the cousins kiss? Will Tobias and Lindsay work it out or walk it out? Will we figure out what the heck Gob is doing?
Stick around in the break for a trailer for the brand-new actual play podcast Realms of Peril and Glory! You can listen to it at www.lightandtragic.com/retcon.
- Thank you to Caleb, Jeanette, Franz, Kim, Anna, and Charlie for joining us!
- Original Arrested Development soundtrack by David Schwartz. "Boomerang" by Lucy Schwartz
The Bluths spread out: The separated Funkes to their labyrinthine mansion, George-Michael and Maebey and both their fathers to the local bean joint, and the rest of the Bluth clan in court for an unspeakable crime against nature (although we do speak it because it's a podcast).
Stick around in the break for a trailer for the brand-new actual play podcast Realms of Peril and Glory! You can listen to it at www.lightandtragic.com/retcon.
Thank you to Caleb, Jeanette, Franz, Kim, Anna, and Charlie for joining us!
Original Arrested Development soundtrack by David Schwartz.
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Seasons 4 and 5 of Arrested Development no longer exist! Instead, we take a crack at making our own very short season 4, starting with catching up with what the Bluths have been doing for the past 10 years!
- Thanks to our guests Anna Askew, Franz Sweeney, Caleb Montgomery, Charlie Welsh, Amy Kim, and Jeanette Blasius!
- Arrested Development original music by David Schwartz
It's a wrap party for The Dark Tower! We read some fan retcon ideas, cast our characters, retcon the retcon, and reveal our next series! Not gonna lie, it gets a little intense in this one!
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The ka-tet reaches the clearing at the end of the path. Enemies are revealed. Friends are found.|
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The ka-tet is a man down and a woman up. They make the decision to press on with their new mission and ambush Jonas and his men, whom they assume is lying in wait for them at the mayor's mansion.|
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The shootout continues against the agents of the insurrectionist John Farson, a.k.a. "The Good Man." Roland is reminded of his hawk friend David's sacrifice on his path to being a Gunslinger. |
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The party stretches into its third episode-- no, just kidding, there's guns in this one. |
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Dinner's kindof a downer, and even Cuthbert's constant flirting can't raise Mayor Thorin's wife Olive's spirits. Meanwhile, Roland has his fated "first meeting" with Susan Delgado.
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The boys arrive for Mayor Thorin's party, but they're not there to have fun (except Cuthbert and his new pal Seamus, obviously). There's intrigue, innuendo, and ew, is that fish? That is going RIGHT on the floor.
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The boys get settled in and find the local watering hole, where they test the patience of suspicious Sheb and meet sweet, perfect angel Seamus.
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The ka-tet begins to wonder if their movie is directed by David Lynch as they meet the odd authority figures of Hambry. Between that and the supernatural "thinny" in the canyon outside of town, the boys are beginning to suspect there may be more to the sleepy town than it seems.
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Roland, the youngest Gunslinger of all time, sets out on a tedious mission to get him out of harm's way. Accompanied by his friends and Gunslinger trainees, Cuthbert and Alain, he makes his way toward Hambry, a tiny, quiet settlement in the middle of nowhere, far from their home in Gilead. But, Ka blows at Roland's back, and things never stay tedious around him for long... We swear this bean stuff comes up organically. It is never planned.
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The 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower has forgotten the face of its father, so we must make things right. Because Ka wills it. In this episode, we talk about just how we intend to do that, as well as introduce our guest star for this series, Rev Deschain of the Critshow, and learn the Cowboy World RPG system!
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In the world of Bad Movies, nobody can touch Paul Verhoeven's and Joe Eszterhas's Showgirls. Because they're not allowed to. The foremost scholar on this movie is our friend and host of the DrunkGeekGirls podcast, Stacey Krakus, and she joins us on our journey to process our very awkward feelings and try to clean the monkey poop off the stage.
"Goddess" from the Showgirls soundtrack by Dave Stewart.
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Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin have their final showdowns with Damodar and Profion. Be sure to submit your ideas for how to improve the original Dungeons & Dragons movie and we'll read them for our Roleplay Rehash episode!
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Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin grieve for their friend and, hey, was that Druid on Dr. Who? Tom Baker helps the party finally pinpoint the location of the Rod of Sevrille.
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Elwyn, Ridley, and Snails mount a daring and extremely lucky rescue mission inside Damodar's fortress. They must sneak past the Spectators, Beholders' smaller and dumber cousins, which are really gross in person.
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Exhausted by their ordeal in the dungeon and once again cornered by Damodar, one party member makes a difficult choice to help their friends. The rest of the party meets their shadow.
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Ridley, Elwin, and Mervin face their final, deadliest challenge in the Antius City Thieves' Guild maze.
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Does anyone remember life before this dungeon? Since they live here, now, the trio decides to poke around the dungeon and see what they didn't see before.
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They got past the fighty room, now it's time for the magic spelly room and the jumpy room, both of which go smoothly without any dramatic incident.
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Ridley, Elwin, and Mervin descend into the Antius City Thieves' Guild Maze (ACTGM) sans Snails to begin their search for the Dragon's Eye. Mervin comes prepared to cheat the maze with magic, only to find that it's less "labyrinth" and more "Labyrinth (1986)," although this one doesn't have David Bowie and wants to kill them real bad.
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The Gang arrive in Antius City to search for the unsurprisingly elusive Thieves' Guild and its... colorful leader, Xilus. But, how will they find people that don't want to be found? Will Elwin find the spicy life she craves? Will Mervin be able to change into un-sewered robes, finally? Will Ridley make yet another new friend? Yes, No, and Maybe, but you have to guess which!
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The man in the back says "everyone attack!" and it turns into a bar room blitz! The flimsy twine of fate has bound Mervin, Elwin, Ridley, and Snails together so far; will it snap when swords are drawn and spells are slung?
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Mervin grapples with grief as he escapes through the tunnels beneath the city with Ridley, Elwin, and Snails. Why did Vildin think this scroll was so important? Is there any way to read its magically encrypted contents?
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Yass, henny! The inaugural episode of our remake of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie covers about the first 17 minutes of the original film, so we might want to pick up the pace after this one. Still, there's a lot in that 17 minutes: Heists, ever-morphing British accents, the eponymous dragons, betrayal, treasure, murder, mayhem, and mage hand!
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We're going full meta by remaking the 2000 Courtney Solomon Dungeons & Dragons movie using, shockingly, Dungeons & Dragons 5E. This series is a little different than our others, in that... well, you'll have to listen, because it's a little wild. Also, if you're new to D&D, come listen to series Director Alex conduct the crashiest of courses. This series features Kim from the Chaotic Goodness podcast! This series features music by Myuu!
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageIt's a Righters' Room for the 2004 Barry Levinson film Envy, a boring story that completely fails to deliver on its premise and somehow wastes Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Amy Poehler, and Rachel Weisz. So, we brought in two rising geniuses in the film industry, the pitchmasters at the Big Meeting! podcast! Envy soundtrack by Mike Mothersbaugh.
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--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageWelcome to the Super Mario Bros. wrap party! We talk about the original 1993 film and how our version stacks up next to it. Plus, What's O.L.D. is N.O.W. creator Mike Myler joins us! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Mike has a lot of cool, free homebrew stuff at mikemyler.com!
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- "The Start of Something New" by Challenger Deep.
The Mario Siblings, Princesses, Geno, and Peach fight for the souls and futures of their worlds.
W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler.
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- The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep!
- "Almost Unreal" by Roxette
- "Walk the Dinosaur" by George Clinton and the Goombas
- "Reversion (2015)" by Myuu / Nicolas Gasparini
- Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri
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In their final moments, the Mario siblings remember the roads they've taken.
W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler.
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- "The Starlight's Flower Shines on Star Hill" by Yoko Shimamura, performed by Doc Nano (ocremix.org/).
- "Rosalina in the Observatory" and "Sad Girl" by Mahito Yokota and Koji Kondo, performed by Erik Correll.
- "Story Organ" by Koji Kondo, performed by w3sp.
- Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri.
Find your Pole Position and press A when the yellow light shows up and a third racing video game reference as the Mario Siblings race for the fate of the city.
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"Imagiro," Camelia," "Fingerprints," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep.
"Speed of Light" by Joe Satriani
Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageThe Mario Brothers get Good Plumber, Bad Plumber with Bowser's body double back at HQ. Meanwhile, Portia and the princesses try to learn about their mysterious new self-proclaimed ally Geno.
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"Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," and "The Start of Something New" by Challenger Deep.
"Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini.
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageThe Mario Siblings' reunion has to be quick, because now it's time to take the elevator to the top of Bowser's Castle to face the big man himself. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep!
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"Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," "The Start of Something New," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep. "Somewhere My Love" by Frankie Yankovic.
"Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini.
Original "Super Mario Bros." score by Alan Silvestri.
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageIt's a jailbreak, from both inside and out, as the Mario siblings fight to reunite! Cool Hand Luigi explains collective bargaining to a literal captive audience, and Portia and Mario team up to sneak (or whatever Mario is doing) inside Bowser's castle to free their sibling from his lasagna lockdown.
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W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler.
Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Cerulean Glow," "Immersive," "The Start of Something New," and "Fingerprints" by Challenger Deep Cover of "Beware the Forest's Mushrooms" by Chris Holland; original by Yoko Shimomura. "Geno Awakens" by Yoko Shimomura Original "Super Mario Bros." score by Alan Silvestri.
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageMario and Luigi get formally introduced to their new world and new friends, but pleasantries are cut short when Troopas raid Bullet Bill's Bar and Grill. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep!
W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler.
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--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageOur remake the 1993 live action Super Mario Bros. movie begins! We cut a lot of the original film loose, but don't worry: Everything still has spikes on it. Luigi is played by our guest star, the incomparable Charles Edward Cheez. Plus, the soundtrack has music by very cool math rock band Challenger Deep!
New to Roleplay Retcon? We remake infamous box office flops using roleplaying games, jokes, and a lot of hindsight.
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MUSIC "Welcome to the Show," "Immersive," "Camelia," and "Imagiro" by Challenger Deep
Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri
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"Super Mario 64 - File Select // Metal Cover" by Simon Loveridge
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageJacqui Castle, author of the dystopian science fiction novel The Seclusion, joins Roleplay Retcon for an evening of tearing down and rebuilding Jared Hess's legendarily disgusting Gentlemen Broncos. MUSIC
"In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans
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"Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageThe finale of Nothing But Trouble begins with a Daniel Radcliffe original tucked under the jacket arm of a Kohl's pantsuit, and ends with... well, it doesn't end with a whisper!
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- "Cotton-Eye Joe", traditional, cover by The Lost Fingers
- "Give Me That Old Time Religion," traditional
- "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini
- "Give Me That Old Time Religion" by Pete Seeger and Arlo Guthrie
- "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen
Can romance bloom in a kangaroo court? Is there gold in that there mansion? Is the outside world rollercoaster-car accessible? These questions may be answered in this episode!
Music"Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen
"Lovely Piano Song" by Rafael Krux
"Black Velvet" cover by The Lost Fingers, original by Alannah Myles
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--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageIt's a new series, and the GM hat passes to... nobody, because we're doing maybe the most popular GM-less game there is, Fiasco! We'll be using it to remake Dan Androyd's ugly 1991 baby Nothing But Trouble.
"Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen.
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The Santa Clause 3 original score by George S. Clinton.
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--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageIt's wrap party time! How did we do on Twilight? We discuss that and the original work, and also read some audience Retcons!
Music"Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" and "Eschatology" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.
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Music"We Lucky Few," "W/ Half a Disease," "Eschatology," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from "Eschatologies" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.
Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageThe Kids Aren't Alright in episode 6 of Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, and the adults aren't doing great, either. Bradley and Estella have to deal with the contents of the mystery box that arrived at the Swan house, and Carlisle has a grim diagnosis for Madge.
Music"The Dragon of Round Rock," "All We're Offered," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from the album Eschatologies by The Wolves of Chernobyl.
"Moonlight Sonata" by Beethoven.
"Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini
Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.
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Music"My Clumsy Tongue" and "This Terrible It" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.
Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageWelp, get comfortable: We accidentally made a bottle episode! Tensions of all sorts rise as a borderline-manic Charlie forces Estella, Bradley, and Madge to hunker down in the Swan house. Bradley makes the most of it by asking Estella all the questions you had about vampires, but were too afraid to ask.
Music"Beloved Bones" by The Wolves of Chernobyl
Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageEpisode 3 of Roleplay Retcon's re-imagining of Twilight introduces new challenger Jacob Black. We'd call him a "dark horse" but "horse," somehow, doesn't quite fit? Meanwhile, Edward Finch plays mind games with Charlie and reveals some juicy details from Madge's phone.
Music"The Dragon of Round Rock," "My Clumsy Tongue," and "Safe Harbor" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.
Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageMore darkness covers Forks in episode 2 of Twilight. Bradley gets closer to Estella and further from Charlie when a secret from his past is revealed to him. Alex's taint ruins everything.
Featuring "This Terrible It" and "W/ Half a Disease" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight Score by Carter Burwell.
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageIt's the first day of classes at Ryan Stiles High School, and awkward senior Bradley Swan is stumbling through conversations with the supernaturally attractive-yet-equally-awkward Estella Cullen. Meanwhile, a suspicious death in the woods seems like more than just a typical hunt-gone-wrong, and Police Chief Charlie (and distant Dad to Bradley) is worried it might be tied to a dark chapter in the town's history.
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"Autumn" by Puscifer. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageJensie takes the GM throne and runs us through the world-building and character-building mechanics of Evil Hat Productions' Fate Core. We also reveal the movie we're retconning in this series, which our guest player, Haley Koch, is an expert and OG fan of!
The gif we talk about (proooobably NSFW)
The other picture we talk about (very wholesome)
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--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageIndy and Jock go back to where it all began to rescue Esperanza, stop Schneider, and finally solve the mystery of the crystal skulls.
"Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini
Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/roleplayretcon/messageFrancisco de Orellana's trail comes to its inevitably tragic end in the penultimate episode of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull(s). Skulls are in hand, but where is El Dorado, the City of Gold? And can Indy and friends avoid the same tragic fate as Orellana? Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.
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