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Submit Review200 of these bad boys have gone through the pipes and this one is the hottest, the sickest, the nastiest yet! In that order! You'll be glad to know we have reviews for Shakespeare but smut, ibuprofen, 200 Cut Rate Liquor and Grocer, 200 Cigarettes, 200 Degrees, and THE 200. Some of those are movies!
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When you're talking big things, you're talking the jet ski budget. I don't cut corners when it comes to soaring across the water like Poseidon! Or David Hasselhoff! Same dude pretty much.
Featuring internet reviews for Water World, a sweater that Princess Diana wore once, a romance novel, the Ground Round grill in North Dakota, a Hulk hand beer bottle opener, and Madden '17. It's in the game!
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The eggs are HOT, and they're SCRAMBLED. What more do you want???
Maybe some internet reviews for turtley awesome keychains, a hotel in Regina, faux fur slippers, KFC in North Dakota, the Rugrats movie soundtrack, and a Mexican restaurant also in North Dakota.
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Here again, to chew on something nasty, for the sake of comedy. Featuring some nasty internet reviews for paperclips, Now That’s What I Call Music Vol. 3, instant beef stroganoff, muscle-fit polos, and probiotic supplements. On the segment, we deep dive into some reviews for a nice scam app! Keep it crispy.
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Whoever decided to take to cookies and just cream it up between them and call that a product to sell deserves a special place in heaven. By special I mean separate and walled off to protect the other angels from their deviance, but they should be in heaven all the same.
This episodes got some heavenly internet reviews for the original Tamagotchi, Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies, playing cards with fart jokes on them, and purple hydration drink mix. For the segment this week we jump back into the Pages of J. Peterman!
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What's all the fuss about? Wouldn't you like to know! I think you'd also like to know, in this episode we cover internet reviews for Gilligan's Island, a big coffee grinder, a bar named Cheeto, Human Clay by Creed, and Easy Mac. We also pay homage to our dear friend Dear, Abby in a segment. I think I gave away the fuss!
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Nothing better than a pork ready to be forked! Especially if its got a big juicy pineapple in its gaping maw. Anyway, we got internet reviews this week for a greasy Pizza Hut, a downtown Chicago bar and grill mishap, weird satin pillowcases, a lovely brunch spot, the finer points of hobbying featuring Stratego, and cappuccino flavored Slim-fast, allegedly.
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Sometimes you don't use words right! We're here for you! In a classic, carbohydrate sense! And with reviews! From the internet! For Popeye's Chicken, Dave's Epic Bread, a wall clock (that musn't tick!!!), and massage balls. For the segment, we have a Reviewer Redux that leads us down that the boys describe as "a parade of evil". Classic!
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You don't have to look far in the ol' podcastosphere for some stinky, stinky stuff. Thanks for letting your nose bring you to this particular stink! The stink includes internet reviews for breakaway cat collars, casual athletic wear, kool aid jammers, dog food, washing machine cleaner, and a cocktail joint! Wow-ee!! And the segment? Extra stinky with a side of stank.
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Whether you like it or not, this week you're gunna learn about Johhny and his Washboard! Because we had to, so now you do, too! We also have reviews for coffee-flavored coconut water (we think), a recliner from Walmart, nude undershirts, a drum set but electronic and for kids, Toby Keith concerts, and goose calls. And Johnny, and his Washboard.
Glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and reviews for the Mongolian Massage Lab, confetti canons, the Protein Bar (and Kitchen!), LED cotton ball storm clouds, and the House of Spades barber shop. For the segment this we, we say Thanks Abby, with a little reading of the Dear Abby column. And glutes.
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Wasn't any tea around but we still wanted to make a statement.
We have internet reviews for romance novels featuring blue cyborgs, alkaline water, dustpans and brooms, and geological guides to state parks. We also bring back a feature of one of our favorite celebrity reviews, Felicia Day! She reviews books! Water! Books! Reviews! Party!
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The 7th circle is a Judas and Brutus tag team cage match in Lucifer's gnashing jaws.
We got some internet reviews, too! For an unholy inn in Elmhurst, a fantastic book on Christian wrestling, a church in Downer's Grove, a burger joint in God knows where, and Sesame Street. For a little segment we got a big ol' Steam-ing pile of reviews Digimon Cyber Sleuth: Complete Edition. Off the top rope!
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Venture into the forbidden zone and there's going to be WEIRD stuff! Not like, sexual stuff in nature but perhaps weird. Weirder than a drum circle. It's hard to explain but its weird and its in the sand! AHHH! Weird reviews in this one for weaponized skip-its, John D. MacArthur's Weird Beach State Park, JJ's LA Hotel and Homeless Fortress, that Discord app, bells that lack double dingability, and Kramer's Crematorium.
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We're just about there, boys: Tuna Town.
We got internet reviews for Arby's in North Dakota, The Nun's Curse, the titular StarKist Chunk Light Tuna, Ed Edd and Eddy, Poor Things, and a bunch of reviews from a central Michigan dude named Trent. Tuna in!
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Stand back, I've got this! It's in my hands! The power of the funk is in my hands! I can control it! I can control the funk! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~
Review Party got 'dem internet reviews for some padded underwear, Campbell's Baked Potato with Steak and Cheese soup, 4lb bale of star from Amazon, some fast food reviews from Jeepers Creepers man himself Justin Long, a bunch of Spam, Aspen Mountains, and Starkist Tuna. Funk up, chumps.
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This little guys, *sigh*. He just wasn't made for this world. What we do have here, though, are some otherworldly (internet) reviews for Long John Silvers, TotalWine.come, Romantix Adult Arcade, A Christmas Carol, a silly little activity journal, and a big ol' arena in Omaha. Buckle up, Berts, this is a bumpy ride!
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Kicking off 2024 with a look back at some beauties that came before, so that we may steel our resolve for the reviews and comedy that will come in the future. This is the calm before the storm! Comedy storm! AHHHH!!
We got little treats from episodes 36-56, a fat stack, including a Seinfeld review from episode 36, a review for White Sands National Park from episode 39, a tripod chair from 42, A Statue of a Monkey with a Beer and a lost segment from episode 44, an Ewok movie double pack from 47, a look at the """Original""" Tamagotchi from 51, and a Listerine review from big episode 56.
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'Twas the night before Chris-mas, and all through reviews, not a creature was stirring, not even a moose.
I hope you wanted reviews for Chris-mas because we got reviews for janky plastic sleds, soap dispensers that look like snails, a blink-182 DVD, and a fat batch of Christmas movie reviews for The Knight Before Christmas, Rare Exports, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, and more!
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They always want the beef n' shrimp, but they never want the beefin' shrimp. We got reviews for Chef Boyardee, bars and grills, bamboo brushes for the dishes and such, a toilet seat that closes slowly, Baldur's Gate 3, and Lake Michigan. Don't forget to turf while you surf!
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If there's one thing we need to demand more of, its that sweet bread of the garlic. You know, with the cheese! With the cheese! With the reviews! For pizza places in Vancouver, accidental blender part orders, and Godzilla VS Space Godzilla VS John Wick Jr. We also take a cheeky peek into the world of Sims 4 patch notes, and astute listeners already know we are taking one last look at the Three Wolf Moon with our own reviews for that legendary T. I'm not talking mister!
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Do you hear that? The voices... They're coming... and they're talking about funny internet reviews for playoffs at the dive bar, pizza in Ohio, aforementioned sleep masks and their ultimatums, Bic temporary tattoo pens, mermaid books, and some janky cabins. You might even hear some talk about some Wolves and the Moon if you're lucky!
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This guy? WO-HO-HO-HO dont get me started on this guy! DO get me started on these reviews for big mitts and chainsaws in the dark, super duper handcuffs, tasty lil' sparkling water, an evil filter from the most evil place, noodles, and smoke machines. We might even take some time to learn about some FROG HIBERNATION. Wow. Mr. P sure knows how to show a boy a good time.
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Of all the friends I've made in my many years, the ones I've made in the drive-thru are some of the most special. Almost as special as these reviews for turkey brine bags and sensory deprivation, the Wendy's burger experience, the durability of Amazon batteries, fondue fountains, apps that are SUPPOSED TO have ads, cranberry-orange breakfast biscuits, and Mike's Hot Honey and it's possible applications. Get me some fries with that, and supersize it!
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Give me a cup full of that green goo, boss, with all the fixings. We're fixing to check out some reviews on Play Doh, World's Fair Donuts, fancy restaurants, not-so-fancy restaurants, the Turkey Run State Park, movies like Five Nights at Freddy's, V for Vendetta, and A Haunting in Venice, and some little little heart stickers. AND SLIME!!!
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Carnage, slaughter, butchery, bloodbath, decimation, and none of it is 2%. Other than all that, we got reviews for argon oil, a mini-small oil lamp, Llama Llama Red Pajama, Kombucha (not an any sort of ironic way), off-brand cereal, and red sugar crystals like for fancy drinks. In the segment, we've got a bunch of reviews for Monster House, controversial art direction and all.
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This year on the spooky day, we're going B E Y O N D S L U D G E with spooky, scary, funny reviews of Blow Pops, a "cutting edge" haunted house in Texas, a raging baby mask, Children of the Corn but Fortnite, a subpar experience with a casket salesman, and some little candy corns. In the segment this week, we go back to 1933 for old-timey reviews of horror classic The Invisible Man! Prepare you sludge receptors, the first wave is coming.
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Can't stop won't stop the reviews and goooo! Actually the rhythm in that song is anything but meandering, or indecipherable. But, it is fun! We got fun reviews for nasty cheeseburger gummies, a saucy courthouse situation, a Hot Wheels set, The Nightmare Before Christmas and after Thanksgiving, a series of hayrides, and a dragon-themed Amazon Echo Dot. Move your feet and feel united, oh oh oh.
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Does it bother anyone that a Jenga tower is always built to fall? If I was a Jenga tower, I think that's the sort of thing I'd be talking my psych's ear off about. You'll be talking yours off with these reviews of rakes and their possible pebble pick-up power, thermal baths from Iceland, Old Yellers and Young Yellers, some good ol' Amazon smut, and power scrubber moms. The segment this week, a wild amount of Machu Picchu! Sadly, not built to fall.
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Blast off to comedy town on the review express for this outta sight episode. Yeah, that's the description, read it and weep. You're probably here for this anyway: reviews FOR putting yourself in a babies shoes and chewing on the remote, Ueno Park in Japan, eclipse viewing sunglasses, F-Zero 99, and oysters and their general accessibility factor. If you listen nicely you might even hear some review trivia after half-time. Sorry about the sports metaphor when we're doing a space thing or whatever.
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Being small has its benefits, ya know? You can sneak onto public transit, and get full off of a small fries, stuff like that. Even easier to avoid dinosaurs. Doll clothes are cheap. Ya know.
We got review for stuff like big bags of raisins, questionable potato mashers, Monster Hunter but the Milla Jovovich movie, and a soup ladle that looks like Nessie. We also do a deep dive (too deep, one might say) into the history of the wet and wild pools of the Grotto of Massabielle Lourdes water bathhouse in Lourdes, France through review. Keep it clean!
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The trunk don't lie and I'm starting to feel it right. Feel on these reviews for hospital smoothies, King Richard (the tennis movie with Will Smith, not the man) some apocalypse survival gear, fancy lil' dog treats, Armored Core 6: It's Sick, the Mecca that is Portillo's, and karaoke parties in Japan.
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I wish someone would look at me the way that apple is looking at cinnamon. We're looking at reviews this week, though, including but not limited to reviews for getting up to Garfield-like mischief with some of that cinnamon, grocery store bathroom labyrinths, whittled stuff in craft burger restaurants, saying "arigato" to the airport, and the bourgeois-infested Carl's Jr on Route 66.
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DEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got reviews for snack packs and babies-in-a-box, apple slicers and unauthorized free samples, pickleball sets and being a serious hobbyist, Crossy Roads and meme-induced voids, The Book of Fascinating Facts by Dr. Fucking Knowledge, and Ritter's Frozen Custard and bonus brownies. DEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We're with Newman in the men's locker room and he's showing us his gooey worm. It's a trip! I guess there's reviews, too, for things like Big Boy's grease situation, songs at Coor's Field, live worms shipped by Amazon (kind of), fancy clothes, not so fancy blocks of wood, and Arizona Ikea greeters. NOW ITS TIME FOR THE FOURTH QUARTER!!!!
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We got it all, we got it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review review reviews FOR very high pressure (please believe me) water guns, Wisconsin Dells water park rivalries, a Sean of the Dead and Hot Fuzz disconnect, MORE HORSE MASK, 7/11 across the pond, and Indiana Jones kinda.
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Augustus a couple Klondike bars and a zombie bite away from looking like a Left 4 Dead elite enemy for real!
Reviews! Wow! A bad bad batch of Hubba Bubba, a "goal weight" wrestling singlet, Mr. Clean's Functional Disintegration Pads, the CLASSIC horse mask (we're talking Me, You, and Meme Reviews PEOPLE!), getting pissed off at Costco in a far-away land , and death by cheeto dust. Tantalizing, I know.
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If you could have one soup in the world, would you do it?
Not me. I would do these reviews for Weezer Weezer, working out with pipes, dumb apps with energy bars, evil dentist stuff, big ol' Baldur's Gate 3, the bubbler situation at the MKE, and going straight back to Yelp Japan for some good good good slurpin'. Surf's up, the broth is coming!
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Hey! What's going on in here! Quit monkeying around! Check out these reviews for a pizza stone, beer and bbq but in Milwaukee, chandeliers with questionable names, the Colonel himself, signs for trespassers, and a bakery.
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You know the bastard, big gravy-enjoying bastard that guy.
We got reviews for his acronym restaurant, a show called Ravioli because reasons, a chip called Hot Mustard cause it tastes like that, a movie with Chuck Norris in it, Yelp you-know-where, and Texas Roadhouse in Texas. After that, it's all gravy, baby!
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Nothing resets the spirits like actually being boiled alive! Or these reviews for miraculous yamakas, several flags coming together over a theme park, soccer balls but solo, a little cheesesteak place called Gaetano's, ravioli, and a McDonalds.
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Let this podcast be your 3am bedside chugging water. Let it heal all that ails you, wash down your insides and flush you of all that is unwell within you, and refresh you for a restful resty rest rest. And it's funny. I guess 3am chugging water in this metaphor isn't really funny so it wasn't an apt metaphor in the first place. Anyway, you know the drill, wee woo wee woo, reviews for that g-darn Haribo company, Willard Wonka's funny movie, vitamins but FOR HER, Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars!, mainlining yellow mustard, and stupid ass dog in a casino situation. Chug it in, chug it good, chug that review party like you should.
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Review Party is 3 big ones in this heated summer month, and to celebrate, we're claiming our birthright. Our meaty spiced birthright encased in the SNAP. You know what I'm saying! That snap is this episode, and we're not talking slim, Jim. Thicc stuff here, birthday stuff. Yup! Reviews for: 3 Ninjas and the riffs that come with it, Chuck E Cheese (if it's even worth it anymore), hometown pizza with the hometown cheese and the hometown steez, several evenings at a certain other pizza place, Sims 3 but California I kissed a girl and I liked it type beat, and some cafes. They're kind of birthday-y, too, I swear. Enjoy da party!~
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I'm telling you, you put these edible rotating balls on your wall, lick 'em good, and the next thing you know, you're in zonk town baby! In zonk town, find wonderful reviews for such things as hot hot chicken, cat nip and lizard men, Mexican restaurants, submersible Logitech controllers, a little novella that features no F's, and The Ramones but scawy. Nip it in the bud!!!
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I guess we get spiritual this episode? I don't even know what this title is about and I just heard it this morning. Hey, lets find out together! I can tell you that we got some reviews for GIANT giant beach balls, the alma mater, wetting your whistle on some hot sauce, negotiating with cranberries on WebMd, wolf smut, and a bar named Boomerang. Wow! I think my full body does feel stronger than the wind! I get it now!
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Put a little Monica in my life, a little bit of french fry in my radiator; Lou Bega knew what he was doing. We do not, but we do have internet reviews for some Kentucky BBQ, tattoo-haver based smut, a diner with a drive-thru, some weird comments from our website, Valorant cards, a casino, and on the best movies of ALL TIME. Enjoy that potato.
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The grease, the grease, oh mama, its consuming me, all is dark now, oh mama.
Reviews? We got 'em. For cat bells golf balls, Vegas wedding chapels, bad movies, the X-files, and hair removal cream.
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In a car? No, I'm talkin' cheeks my guy. Raise them up on that pedestal they deserve. That's right, we're ass men on this podcast and if you don't like it, you can shove it. But you don't like, you love it (we're also Weezer men). No nerds singing pop rock with sad bleeding heart lyrics today though, just reviews for stuff like Taco Bell, cream to do said lifting, pills weight loss, Nikes, Zelda, Street Fighter but the movie, and umbrellas but a lightsaber. I will say, the whole time, we look just like Buddy Holly, and oh oh, the audience is Mary Tyler Moore. Sorry about that one Weezer joke splitting into like three more. There's no Weezer jokes in this episode I really promise.
Call us Bo cause we about to burn 'em. Reviews this week for some whacky shit gamers, like KICKERBALLS, police departments, Jurassic Park(the new one), and maybe even a strip club. It won't be poetic, but it'll be funny.
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You got problems? You got issues? You're weird and you have to fix your crappy life? Same, bro. This funny podcast will help for a while. It's got reviews about pickles from Milwaukee, restaurants in Chicago, fingers in the peanut butter, ginseng in the drinks, and media reviews about amazing spiders, flying nuns and super Italian-Americans. Yeah, listen to it, it's the best advice we got.
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This week it's what we're all about: becoming the best monkeys we can be. Don't believe me? Check us out monkeying around on these reviews AND THEN get back to me. We got reviews for brain fuel, silly straws, ballistic back scratchers, FUNKY Hawaiian shirts, mustard, closed mustard shops, and the final chapter in the Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear saga. We're going ape!
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It's a big one ladies and germs, a big ol' 150 episodes of giggle-adjacent internet swamp-water fueled reviewnertainment. We almost called ourselves The Reviewniverse, ain't that wild?
Alright, good reviews, cultivated by the boys, featuring such topics as classic cartoons, (unlubricated) sports shoes, old pocket monsters, supple hose-ware, a vegan joint with a bud, and perhaps even, between you and me, a little revisit of some schmugar schmee schmummy schmears. That hurt to type, sugar free gummy bears. There, are you happy? One Hundred And Fif Tee.
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You ever spit in someone's eye while they got a boot on your chest? Maybe pleaded with the registrar while holding a vase full of water over their computer? If so, you got gumption, sonny. You don't accept fate for what it is, you scoff like a teenager and demand that it gets changed. That attitude will take you places.
Drop in this week for reviews of frog hats, tiger balm, and beef salt (oh my), as well as an enchanted bottle opener and an eye doctor with no pity. A quick round of 5 Star Review, the board game, also makes an appearance. Tasty good!
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The reviews in this episode are gunna make you wanna kill. They're gunna make you wanna stab! Stab, kill, and leave a review! The keys to a happy life. Reviews for, but not limited to, Street Sharks, nasty biscuits at the Nasty Biscuit, Topper's top Pizza, chainsaws, closed strip clubs, and Ihops with sad managers. Will you survive?
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The calm before the nasty is now. The nasty is reviews for carnivals in Las Vegas, lemons that are not so real, tomato sauce (in a can!), some PBS show called Nova, some mobile game called Marvel Snap, coffee shops, and fire made of cardboard. Stay nasty!
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CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME these reviews about Mortal Kombat via water bottle koozie, copious amounts of minced garlic, balls AND a cup, ol' Normie Macdonald, and a company of noodles. CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME
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This episode sucks! It has reviews for ties, springs, music from Cake and Barry White, clothes, smutty novels! That's pretty much all our favorite review topics, but it still sucks!
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Still not over the Great Peekaboo-Off of 1974. This week we got brain-rot inducing reviews for children's tablets, Cat in the Hat movie review but make it perverse, a review for an ol' tavern, crappy Minecraft reviews, and then we Zoom off into parts unknown, or at least unseen by the naked eye (when covering said nude eye with one's hand). Party Dot Com!
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We’re back with the second Great Hits and we jam packed it this time! See ya next week for some regularly scheduled hi-jinks, but for now we’ve sampled these little scoundrels from episode 15 to 35, including reviews for coffins, Publix, chicken soup, sex help books, “real” cheese, and some bad, bad juice.
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I SEE IT. What will you hear, though? Reviews about ugly little bananas, a Burger King that will stay in Las Vegas, a Hilton Resort, a bunch of movies, and Connect Four! Where!!! I DON'T SEEE!!!! THERE!!!!!!!!!! DIAGONALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have a pork pie you son of a gun! And some reviews for security guards, working at A&W, sitness, sleepy sleepy spray, Flyin' f*ckin' Ryan, and Thomas the Tank Engine's monster. Have another hat!
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I'm looking at the notes here and for one of the reviewed items Brent penciled in "Ben Afflect movie" so you got that to look forward to. And, topical stuff, Ant Man in the Big Universe! Big staircase monuments, college students on scooters, restaurants featuring Big Boys, and of course titular sausages. Wow, what an episode! Almost as meaty as so many meaty logs stacked on a plate! Dig in!
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The peach is fresh, the peach is free, the peach may be fuzzy! These reviews aren't fresh, free, and are so fuzzy. We're talkin' Jessica Simpson pants, we're talkin' granny panties, we're talkin' fudge cookies, we're talkin' Hey Soul Sister, we're talkin' Over the Hedge, all reviews all the time baby 103 XM the REVIEW.
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Sometimes fate grabs you by the balls. Sometimes reviews grab you by the funnies, like these reviews for things like Honey Nut Cheerios, mouse books, orc smut, emoji movies, and Hedgehog soundtracks. Face your destiny, listen to this episode.
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Listening to this episode, however, is not preventable. It's got reviews about apples, Chris Farley movies, tasers, museums, and shitty costumes. Things do get side-scrolly, be warned (you do not have an option, you must listen).
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Tangy BBQ. Sweet and sour. Honey mustard. Hot Mustard. Ranch. Spicy Buffalo. Szechuan. And reviews for fire insurance, exotic dance clubs, and movies about guns and dying and cool stuff, allegedly. Sweet chili.
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Air raid sirens ring through the streets of the internet. Bombs dropping? Trolls trolling? Elon Musk said something stupid again? No, these are butt sirens; this dude's butts out! Quick, read these reviews for Ugly Garfield, sushi in San Fran, little (but giga) air pumps, and Gundam.
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TAKE NO PRISONERS! THIS WEEK WE GOT REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE NAMED RACHEL, RED BULL, GARFIELD, SEAL TEAM BOOKS, COOL SHIT LIKE THAT! PUT UP YOUR DUKES CAUSE THIS IS ATTACK MODE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The boys get up to no good this week, shedding manly tears over reviews about Queen albums, barbecue recipe books, Goober peanut butter and jelly mix-em-up magoos, New Years but a movie, and a concrete. Anchorman, we're coming for you.
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Big dogs gotta hunt and proud lions gotta stand. These are the facts of life, the rules of the animal kingdom. It's not hard to follow, it's just Lion King-type stuff.
Today's topics include martinis, bottles of sparkly, processed jelly, uncomfortable undertones, being quirky, Animorphs, consciousness, an energetic pull, ultimate sportsmanship, and ham.
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John Stamos, as a technoviking, and it’s Christmas! Yeah, it’s a great idea for a holiday special, I know.
Today’s topics include sexy Animorphs, slightly longer than normal shorts, the book world, prison stuff, frosty mugs that carry root beer, the spirit of the stairway, a plane beyond five stars, piles of fries, Video Gold Mine, modern trolling and hatred, how we do it, and fictional human interactions.
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Of all the environments, we’re stuck with this one? Come on, Earth, do better! Keep this up and I’m shipping out, that’s right, to the fourth dimension.
Today’s topics include always being outside with a banana and a stick, definitely garbage, How-To guides, the slaps of the keys, the face of a strangler, fish bowl drinks, Bocelli, having fun, The Review Game, Thanos’ nipples, and blocks of paint.
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Your momma, your daddy, your sister, aunt Patty they’re all getting out! The dog, the cat, the snake, the rat, they’re all getting out! Your roommate, his sister, and that funny ol’ mister. Everybody’s getting out!
Today’s topics include pillars of salt, edible puddy, the intersection of crackers and cheese, the four slivers of a man’s heart, bungalows, popsicles, The Fourth Pleasure, the J. Peterman Catalog, and hot steamy dragon time.
I go up to the guy I say "Hey, get me the BIG BROCCOLI this time, and I mean it!" What he wheels out, it is disappointing to say the least. And they call this a 5 star large broccoli purveyor!
Today's topics include holding up the moon that is society, ground-penetrating radar, little Mt. Rushmore, time, chaos, jokes, anti-gravity yoga pants, Nicole 666, putting the baja on blast, and baby daddies.
One clown is bad enough, but a clown that is doubling down on the clowning, that's enough to make a non-clowning fellow go mad. Maybe even a fellow clowning fellow!
Today's topics include balls you can throw, ruckus, cabinet creeping, seedy demons, Stair Boy, The Hoboken chicken Emergency, not enjoying Fraser, and Quirky neighbors.
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I’m talking Andross, I’m talking Zordon, I’m talking the Wizard of Oz, I’m talking the baby sun from Teletubbies.
Today’s topics include Timmy OJ, candy shrapnel, peppermint porcupines, Army boy swagger, being cool and casual, getting decently drunk, dirty filthy swamp music, Elon Musk and the blue check mark, Kwik Trip trips, and little butt cheeks.
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You thought the boys always had your back, like the beans in your chili. It ain't like that no more, man; not even the barley is going to survive this beef.
Today's topics include rainbow vomit, fridge, engines and ingots, cinnamon buns, hot-sick Christmas, pudding, yelling "Bumblebee!", beers, Snapchat, creamy clam chowder, and the memories of a bottle.
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You want the chili? You can't handle the chili!
Today's topics include the Mona Lisa, tongues in cheeks, pajama pants problems, the children, transcending the human form, riptide, raiding the woof, Frankenstein (again!) and the value of human life.
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Close down the pool at the end of summer just to open it back up in fall, but this time it's full of maple syrup. Make sure you have some coffee cans full of coins to scare all the bears away.
Today's topics include stupid beads, lent, hobby lobbyist, Hell, whippin', bike type dudes, off-hours pumpkin patch, dinosaur shows, being a ham guy, a different drummer, P-spicers, a sneaky little sausage, and going paperless.
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When a ghost says BOO, that's a spooky review. And we've got plenty of special, spectral reviews for you this Halloweek!
Today's topics include hoochie bars and hoochie Halloween outfits, dressing like a McDonald's worker with teased hair and makeup, monthly supplements of candy corn, and being 13, just lying for money. Plus, a special look at historical reviews of Frankenstein (1931).
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Wicked stuff, my guy.
Today’s topics include sweat, cool graphics, Coca Cola, volleyball, bad blueberries, spices and salts, broth, guy bubbling, Chainsaw Man, thrusting, and flying wolves.
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I’ve never seen a caterpillar on a man’s lip… SO SEVERE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This weeks topics include hot balls, a little thumb humor, feet soup, sharks in the garden, super raccoons, eating poison, evolving rapidly, chocolate cupcakes, more yoga pants, a remarkable level of spice, and logistics.
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It didn’t just go kaboom, it went KA-BOOM, baby! Straight to ‘da moon!
Today’s topics include icebergs, joints, The Rock, little yellow dudes, non-disco dazzlers, an untickled laugh, hygiene tools, scrub sessions, goldfish smells, leggings, dirty mirrors, and green tea except it pisses you off.
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One sip two sip medicine sip good sip.
Today’s topics include serial orgasms, the Ultimate Relationship, cozy yurts, Good Burger, motorcycles, sword arms, dark crystal meth, our Judge Dredd era, real voodoo dolls, deep dish, hourglasses, and the finer points of excavating.
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Generally, we’re making some generalizations this episode, in general.
Today’s topics include Ohio, plasma power, shih tzus, “catch”, sniffing, mayonnaise squeeze-ums, bread blasts, crows!, Robocop-style justice, and bear shifters(again).
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If he would have just tried the slipper on himself, it would have been a whole different movie is all I’m saying, Larry.
Today’s topics include non-gamer friends, a series of crouches, greasy joints, standing around with boots and clipboard, feet peeling, Sonic 2, cabin fever incarnate, stretchy vines, and damning a lot of people to Hell.
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This man hates a bull market.
Today's topics include a whole rabbit hole, modded hot dog rollers (seriously), a standard sized boy, TMI, Warhammer 40k, stew, rivals, earth-shattering intimacy, silly string, flex emojis, and the sandblasting lifestyle.
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Just like the week before that, and the week before that, and the week before that… Hey, at least the boys are regular.
Today’s topics include “me”, being a slave to cola, deleting contacts, microplastics, convincing yourself that those pants were a good purchase, cope, the Peter Pan Micheal Jackson Freddy Kruger costume, a miserable time, tokens, amusement, and warm vocal cords.
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Our vision for a world united.
Today's topics include Creed music video vibes, becoming a human Snapple, sensually planting succulents, staplers covered in maple syrup, Blood Oathman, Gumby, Kramer in the Water, and damn rats.
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It's wonderful to take a look back and see where you started, how things have changed and how things have stayed the same, little sweet kisses of yesteryear. Enjoy these rad bops from out first 15 episodes, carefully curated for giggles, and, I daresay, guffaws of the highest caliber. Matt and Brent will return next week with some regularly scheduled internet review based stylings.
Today's topics include knife fights, Carl's Jr. Tokyo, vorpal blades, shark leather, oatmeal dinosaurs, pizza and bushido, and gamer girl heaven.
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#justmillenialthings
Today's topics include typing and exploiting, turkey legs, stiff breezes, circus peanuts, pure economics, the urge to have some crunchy oats, the local slop vacuum, Big Moe, the Calm app, toxic ooze sweat, and the natural inclination to run free.
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Me podcast on fire, me comedy on fire, feeling hot hot hot. Internet people, all around me, feeling hot hot hot.
Today's topics include the toy section at Kohl's, sniffing the box, the climb, Ouiji board camera angles, scroll wheels, simple toothbrushes, butane, McDonalds, and bubble biters.
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Kind of like picking your favorite sports team.
Today's topics include buying stupid things, black hole theme parks, lag free Jesus, keeping up with the Abraham's, niplessness, your gothic homies, bringing some pepper, big puddles, and tastebuds.
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For they're a jolly good podcast, for they're a jolly good podcast, that only reads reviews.
Today's topics include frustration, sparks, a pile of toddler spit, earning the kicks, mean mugging, Emilio, eating dinner with the swamp thing, American recipes and numbers, tea servings, and My Chemical Romance.
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It's like the episode of King of the Hill where Luanne and Peggy join a cult, except it's Brent and Matt and it's a podcast where they talk about reviews, so it's really not, but I do really like that episode.
Today's topics include Ricky's Ten Gallon Hat Store, Morbius, running in cool jackets, mummies, standard backpack practices, my pretty, Hobby Lobby, the right to enjoy burgers, bam-bam, and a God-awful bean bag of skin.
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We're talking pink tax people, that shit's whack.
Today's topics include credos and mottoes, the banana shirt, classic haunts, human parts, stressful pleasure, dried beans, being a bad bitch, and the devil's butt crack.
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Ready for the 'roo? I don't think you are, you don't know the rules yet! That's right, all the best parties start with RULES. A party can't rule without rules! Tell me what to do and I am having a good time, officially. You can't leave me to my own devices, there will only be suffering, and there's no suffering at parties.
Today's topics include deflecting rays and attracting babes, evil chickens, smashing, flavored Tootsie Rolls, Major Payne, at least several random digits, several different vibes and energies, and the homies' bowel movements.
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Grit is a thing that bubbles up from deep down inside you, or so they say. Who are they? A bunch of idiots, grit is gritty like sand. If you see sand bubbling you better 86 yourself out of that bad boy cause shit is getting weird, my guy.
Today's topics include landscaping frogs, exchanges of good and services, a slurry of triumph, a subtle descent into insanity, random numbers, a bull with rubber horns, and saying "penis".
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To be clear, we're not celebrating the ignorance (all my homies hate ignorance), but we are featuring a reviewer or two that do. You could say every episode we're celebrating ignorance via their funny words they type online. I don't know, that's a scary rabbit hole to go down. Try not to think about it too much, and just enjoy the party.
Today's topics include the worst Gerard Butler movies, a big pot of worms, #RealGamers, wasp killing rampages, misunderstood St. Bernards, sound advice, ragweed, bog trees, Batman, Winnie the Shit, and a large sized movie theater bucket except it's full of sushi.
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You ever notice how when you put a bunch of pieces of Zebra Stripe gum in your mouth it just turns into a grey blob? That's the zebra in it.
Today's topics include spectral murderers, big flying dogs, the mind prison we all share, continuity, renting movies, stupid, cows being milked and cheesed, a steady jambalaya routine, and Kermit.
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