The boys have decided that they could take on Eric, Billy Madison's nemesis, by taking Billy Madison's place in his Academic Decathlon. We present a lot of piss solutions to a big piss problem, play a simple game of 'pigs' to try and endear us to Veronica and burn our thumbs with hot sugar to impress the judges. We're all very confident we could beat a second team all-American Harvard track athlete, make the bold claim that we're at least as smart as a cat (if not smarter) and are all extremely confident we could body a bullet. So join the boys as we don't remember Shakespeare, shoehorn smut into a question about the Industrial Revolution and get taken down by our own hubris. Thanks Veronica for beating the shit out of us. PS Eric drinks his own pee.

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Mazel tov! It's a boy and what a boy indeed! Three proud dads are now given the momentous task of raising Franklin Richards, a boy who can do anything, be anything and change everything. Zammit immediatley gives everyone an unnecessary lore dump before they all wish they had one of those GTA V playing Nightcrawler babies instead, Duscher keeps panicking about puberty and Jackson just wants li'l Frankie to live his best life. So crack open a refreshing can of titty milk and join us in our chaotic journey of dadhood as we try to bargain with our boy to make Coco Pops healthy and then worry when he is a dog.

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Mamma Mia! The Boys broke into the Mushroom Kingdom and got their hands on some of those delicious Mario power-ups, now how will they use them for personal gain or financial profit? Zammit goes invincible to be a crash test dummy and entirely misses the point of ca rash test dummy, Jackson has pervert adventures and JD gets big to go after those high and mighty fire fighters. Join us as we eat those mushrooms and hope they tastes like spaghetti. We’re not saving a Princess because we’re too busy using these power-ups to fire a bunch of cannons into a belly, get stuck in a fridge or rule the free world as the biggest man possible.

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To celebrate the success of Netflix’s hit series Wednesday, the boys imagine life as everyone’s favourite handservant Thing T. Thing! The live-action coming-of-age comedy series Wednesday sees everyone’s favourite maiden of the macabre attempt to master her emerging psychic ability, thwart a monstrous killing spree that has terrorised the local town, and solve the supernatural mystery that embroiled her parents 25 years ago - all while navigating her new and very tangled relationships of the strange and diverse student body. Fans and critics both agree that Jenna Ortega shines in the role as the titular Wednesday whose back must surely be hurting from single-handedly carrying this show! Ortega masterfully brings a touch of vulnerability and teenage angst to the stoic and deadpan character and really is a breath of fresh air to what is arguably a stinker of a show one of Netflix’s most popular shows! So what are you waiting for! Wednesday, streaming now exclusive to Netflix.

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We all know Bugs Bunny. A anthropomorphic grey hare famous for his relaxed and passive personality. A mischievous trickster, chewing on his signature carrot while sprouting his famous catchphrase "Eh, what's up, doc?”. Since his official debut in the 1940s Bugs has appeared in various short films, feature films, compilations, television series, music records, comic books, video games, award shows, amusement park rides, and commercials. When TV Guide compiled a list of the fifty greatest cartoon characters of all time as part of the magazine's 50th anniversary in 2002, Bugs Bunny was given the honour of Number One. As the editor stated “[He] is the best example...of the smart-aleck American comic. He not only is a great cartoon character, he's a great comedian. He was written well. He was drawn beautifully. He has thrilled and made many generations laugh. He is tops.” But that’s the public image. That’s what Bugs wants us to know. When it all comes down it, do we really know Bugs Bunny at all?

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Life as a superhero is often taxing, the hours are long and it sure can be lonely. Plus there’s only so much a single costumed vigilante can do! You can’t join a team because you’re a lone wolf and that would ruin your reputation. Having a partner doesn’t feel right to you as that implies the power dynamic is equal. If only there was some kind of solution where you, a fully grown man, could have a student-teacher relationship with some kind of youth so your authority is respected but you don’t have to deal with all that duty of care nonsense that would prevent you from using them as bait to attract you serial killing nemeses. Boy, do we have some great news! Introducing sidekick! All of the bond you’re craving without any of that pesky responsibility! Need a plucky teen to nimbly cut some wires of a bomb when your big, strong hands would be too strong and powerful to do so? Sidekick! Needs someone to stay behind to ensure the blast doors stay closed when the bomb goes off? Of course you’d do it, but your city needs you! You can’t be the one that dies, you’re the main character! Sidekick! And what about when you’re handling a dangerous bomb like device like a bomb? Can you imagine what would happen if you dropped it? Better shirk that responsibility into softer and more youthful hands. Just call 1800-SIDEKICK for your disposable teen now!

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We’re joined by special guest Mia Moore to talk about the worst day to be Groundhog’d Day’d into! Zammit doesn’t understand travel time and runs into a lot of hurdles trying to ruin history, JD has a goal of becoming the news with his brand new “carton of cigarette challenge”, Mia doesn’t want to disappoint her 8 year old son on the day they go see Shrek 3 and Jackson just wants to be inside his mother. Listen to this one on repeat to really simulate being stuck in a time-loop and while you’re coming to grips with Jackson’s womb wants go and support Mia’s film Again Again on indiegogo! Just click the link or search for Again Again movie on google!

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Hot blood bad, be lizard! Want rock? Want warm rock? Warm rock good! Lizard thoughts best thoughts. Better than horse thoughts. Human bad. Smooth and disgusting. Be lizard, it easy. Want fly, want warm, I remember my life as a man with all the beauty and heartache that goes with understanding this world but now I’m stuck in this lizard body with no way of expressing the feelings of dread and longing that makes up my existence, go to rock, close to warm. It good. Warm good. Have lizard wife. She good. Love is good. Lizard is good.

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Oh no! Didn’t you hear? That mushroom that wrecks ant lives is now wrecking ours! Throw that sloppy burger on the ground, pick through it for only the meat bits (and maybe some lettuce) while we try and figure how long we’d last in this clicker infested wasteland that is the Last of Us. Jackson wants to entertain the people with a five step plan that involves finding a dead clown, Zammit also wants to entertain the people but without a dead clown and more ego and JD joins the fireflies just for something to do. So jump in that working truck a dear uncle gave us and avoid getting bricked in the back of the head, we have circuses and Blockbusters to raid!

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It’s time to lawyer up as the boys put on their cheapest suits and form the shoddiest of arguments to defend some of the worst criminals known to man. Zammit asks the court if Smurfs are basically chickens and just how wrong eating said chickens is, JD queries if doing nothing is a crime even though the crime his clients are accused of is doing nothing and Jackson brings forth the wild allegation that if the Big Wheel was not named Jackson Wheel he would never have made a Big Wheel to terrorize the city of New York. There’s nothing but contempt of court as surprise witnesses are called to the stand as the defendants all hope for a mistrial.

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