Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies

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Phil and Lisa Ruin the Moviesinactive

Publisher |: The Incomparable

Media Type |: audio

Podknife tags |: Comedy,; Movies,; TV & Film

Categories Via RSS |: Comedy,; Film Reviews,; TV & Film

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels say terrible things about movies they haven’t seen and ruin everything for everybody.

People |: Philip Michaels (@philipmichaels),; Lisa Schmeiser (@lschmeiser)
Country Of Origin |: USA
Produced In |: San Francisco, CA
Premiere Date |: 2014-07-18
Frequency |: Periodic
Explicit |: No

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46 Available Episodes (46 Total) / Average duration: 00:46:21

Date Duration Most Reviewed Highest Rated

46 Available Episodes (46 Total)Average duration: 00:46:21

Jun 14, 2021

00:50:11

Phil and Lisa dive into the oeuvre of Ben Stiller and can’t sanction his buffoonery. Plus, gangster movies! Comic book movies! Evan Hansen! And an extended visit from Harvey Keitel and his… um…. accoutrement.

Movies ruined: Lansky, Dear Evan Hansen, The Eternals, Zoolander, Ran.

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels

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Feb 11, 2021

00:41:26

Unplug your brain and enjoy the lava-stained madness of Skyfire, a big-budget Chinese action picture that throws some work Jason Isaacs’ way. Also, we look at two trailers featuring far less enjoyable mayhem and absolutely no Lucius Malfoy.

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels

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Movies Ruined: Skyfire, Nobody, Fatman

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Apr 26, 2020

00:42:09

Randy Newman may love L.A., but he doesn’t love it as much as Phil and Lisa love movies about L.A. Best of all, there is no actual Randy Newman in this podcast.

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels

Show Notes & Links

Movies Ruined: Angelyne, The Long Goodbye, Hail Caesar, Live and Let Die.

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Apr 12, 2020

00:55:36

With no trailers to watch, Phil and Lisa turn their attention to Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings, proving there’s no joyous occasion they can’t ruin.

Movies Ruined: Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Jurassic World, Singin’ in the Rain, The Thomas Crown Affair (1968).

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels

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Mar 22, 2020

00:45:19

Lisa confuses her world wars, Phil strips people of their Oscar nominations and William Shatner stops by to share his favorite 19th century works of literature. Plus, we battle pandemics with a song in our heart and fluffy musicals on our TV.

Movies Ruined: “The King’s Man”; “1917”; “Little Women” (2019); “Footlight Parade”; “Finian’s Rainbow”.

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels

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Jan 01, 2020

00:40:17

Phil and Lisa cope with the hysterical blindness triggered by “Cats.” But fortunately, there are many new trailers to ruin, including several from the thick-knuckled lummoxes at DC Comics.

Movies Ruined: “Cats”, “Dolittle”, “Birds of Prey”, “Wonder Woman 84”, “Layer Cake”, “Dolemite Is My Name”.

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels

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Dec 24, 2019

00:56:07

In this spoiler-filled episode, we give The Rise of Skywalker a thorough going-over. Plus, we discover a not-as-terrible-as-you-might-think addition to our carousel of bad holiday made-for-TV movies. And Phil has a nasty break-up with Jennifer Lawrence.

Movies Ruined: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Avengers: Endgame, The Irishman, Black Widow, Turkey Drop.

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels

Referenced Works

Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars (franchise)

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Sep 29, 2019

00:30:41

In this crossover with episode 480 of The Incomparable, Phil and Lisa break down the draft choices made in the X-Men draft. It not you, it Gambit.

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels

Referenced Works

The Uncanny X-Men [Amazon]

Show Notes & Links

The Incomparable 480: X-Men Draft

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Aug 20, 2019

00:46:45

Send in the clowns. Those murderous clowns. Let’s put them in movies and shows. Those thrice-damned clowns.

Movies Ruined: It, Chapter 2; The Joker; Little Women; Becket; Angry Birds 2; Kung Fu Hustle; Ip Man

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels

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Aug 11, 2019

00:54:09

This episode is better than Cats. You will listen to it again and again.

Movies Ruined: Cats, Baby Driver, Inglorious Basterds, Hateful Eight, Mask of Dimitrios, Scott Pilgrim, first Monday in May, Wendy Whelan: Restless Creature.

Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels

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Jun 14 | 00:50:11

46: Phil and Lisa Ruin Ben Stiller

Feb 11 | 00:41:26

45: Phil and Lisa Ruin Volcanology

Apr 26 | 00:42:09

44: Phil and Lisa Ruin the City of Angels

Apr 12 | 00:55:36

43: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Bonds of Holy Matrimony

Mar 22 | 00:45:19

42: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Western Canon

Jan 01 | 00:40:17

41: Idris Elba: Sex Panther

Dec 24 | 00:56:07

40: Phil and Lisa Ruin a Star War

Sep 29 | 00:30:41

39: Phil and Lisa Ruin the X-Men Draft

Aug 20 | 00:46:45

38: Phil and Lisa Send in the Clowns

Aug 11 | 00:54:09

37: Phil and Lisa Ruin James Corden

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