Sex is medicine. 

As Director for the Center of Underfucked Disease Control, the CUFDC, I am constantly looking at what makes the best sex, and giving people the prescriptions they need to elevate their sex lives. 

I’m the best doctor ever. And one of the only ones who shows people how to heal themselves. 

Did you know you can find God up your ass? And that eating ejaculate makes you smarter and cures depression? That daily cervical orgasms keep you in a state of spiritual bliss? 

You would know that if you’ve been living in Anami Land for a while. If not, let me give you a tour around the place. 

Let’s talk about the illustrious act of 69. 

In this episode:

• Absorbing ejaculate to tap your creative genius
• Balancing your yin and yang energies
• Helping your partner to own and love themselves
• Your sexual duty to adore your partner’s genitals
• The Fountain of Youth between your legs 

In my Coming Together for Couples Salon for creating conscious relationships and quantum sex: 

You’ll learn: 

• Sexual reflexology of the yoni and lingam 
• My prescription guide for different sexual positions to heal various ailments 
• Tantric and Taoist techniques to harness your sexual energy and use it for healing, rejuvenation and creative genius 
• How to have multiple, full-body and energy orgasms 
• Supercock stamina techniques for men 
• Amplifying masculine and feminine polarity to increase your chemistry attraction: going from buddies to headboard slammers 
• And all my secrets to coming together

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Well-F**ked All Stars Jeff and Jen have been married for 30 years. 

They found my work last year and have been on an Anami pilgrimage ever since! 

They also happen to be endurance athletes. When they heard my philosophy of multi-hour and multi-day sex dates, it was game on!

You’ll hear them share their story of turning around their relationship of three decades, how they become ultra-sex marathoners and what a 5-day sex date looks like.

In this episode: 

• What’s a typical day on a 5-day sex date? 
• Sex as an extreme sport 
• Secrets of slow sex 
• Orgasm without ejaculation and semen retention 
• 100 orgasms in one session 
• Owning being the hottest woman in the room
• Overcoming the Madonna/whore dichotomy 
• Reaching age 50 and starting over sexually 

Jeff and Jen kicked off their Anami Land journey with the Coming Together for Couples Salon last year, which is now open for registration. 

This is my 10-week online signature program for creating conscious relationships and gourmet sex.

You’ll learn: 

• How to have full-body and energy orgasms
• Building Supercock male stamina so he can last for hours
• How to achieve the deeper, life-changing vaginal orgasms for women: G-Spot and cervical
• Sexual reflexology of the genitals
• Tantra 101
• Full guided tutorials on yoni and lingam massage
• My prescriptions for healing using sexual positions
• Busting out of the buddy rut to create sizzling chemistry 
• And much more!

Signup now!

Well-F**ked All Stars Alexis and Mitchell made 2023 their year of Anami.

They’ve implemented pretty much every element of my philosophy and teachings into their lives and bed.

Then they took it to the next level, Anami-style, by committing to six months of daily sex:

“It started as a 180-day pact, and now it’s just a way of living.”

Before you protest, yes they have children: three of them!

And yet they still have sex every day—usually twice a day—with multi-hour sex sessions and the occasional “quickie” at 45 minutes.

We talk:

• 180 days of sex: WITH THREE CHILDREN
• Fucking your reality into existence: Financial abundance and career advancement via your bed
• 36 orgasms a day x 180 days
• When semen retention becomes essential for sexual growth  
• Orgasm telepathy 
• Sunday sessions: hour-long lingam and yoni massages
• Anal orgasms and anal enlightenment 
• Forgoing alcohol and TV in pursuit of gourmet sex 
• Women testing men
• On morning sex: “You can’t fuck the world if you don’t fuck in the morning.”

Reignite the sizzling-hot passion in your relationship!

In the Coming Together for Couples Salon, we explore:

• How to break out of being “buddies” and bring back the guttural passion with your partner
• Keeping sexual chemistry hot
• Natural laws of attraction
• How to use different sex acts to tap into different emotional and healing qualities
• How to shift unconscious patterns that keep repeating once and for all, so that they never repeat
• Specific tips and tricks for irresistibility, orgasm and attraction
• How to channel orgasmic and creative energy into everyday life

Registration is NOW OPEN!

Check out the salon here.

Last week we talked about the 5 Sexiest Things a Man Can Do. 

This week, we’re all about the women. 

What makes a woman irresistible? 

What are the qualities of the feminine that speak to the primal, archetypal masculine, turning him on and bringing him to his knees? 

What brings out his guttural manliness that inspires him to throw her over his shoulder and ravish her? 

In this episode:

• The superpower of surrender 
• Necessary life skills for women: vaginal hand jobs and deep throating
• Just be hot
• Separating the girls form the women and the clitoris from the vagina
• The most seductive feminine quality 
• Death by a thousand cunts 
• Cock love and cultivating cockfidence 

Join my free 7-day Sex Cleanse for Couples!

Every woman can f**k her man into a new, better, ideal, full-bodied Supercock.

Every man can f**k his woman into a sexually powerful, gushing, orgasming, well-f**ked woman.

Every couple can have cosmic-connecting orgasms, with an off-the-charts libido at any age and stage of life.

Are you ready?

In this 7-day relationship renewal sex cleanse, you and your partner will explore:

• How to keep the simmer going 24/7
• The beauty of her G-Spot
• Powerful stamina techniques for him
• Squirting 101
• My favorite weekly connecting date

I'll see you in there. 

The seduction guide for men. 

I guarantee that the following techniques have opened many a heart and legs, bringing them to their knees, and giving them deep, life-changing orgasms. These truly are the keys to the queendom. 

I can give Neil Strauss a run for his money with the Anami Game Protocol. 

Here’s how to game the chicks. 

In this episode:

• My top five seduction techniques: must-dos for all men 
• How to f**k a woman into oblivion 
• Who is naturally more insatiable: men or women? 
• The most important sexual skill men can have 
• The most important emotional skill men can have 
• The archetypal masculine: making pussies wet for the last 100,000 years 

Join the free Coming Together 7-Day Sex Cleanse. Each day, you’ll receive an email with an assignments to deepen into each other, sexually and emotionally.

Side effects of this Sex Cleanse may include: 

~ Ejaculate-soaked bed sheets

~ Broken bed frames

~ Being fully energized by each other's life force energy

~ Clearing of relationship blocks

~ Stronger stamina

~ Feelings of safety and security

~ Sky-rocketing libidos

Signup today.

But make it sexy.

In a conscious relationship, we transmute our emotional connection and sexual energy into rejuvenating, healing and pro-creative power. We realize our relationship—and specifically our sex life—is the engine that fuels our entire lives. 

In this episode: 

• 9 signs of a conscious relationship 
• The daily sex prayer: get on your knees 
• The only acceptable answer is “Fuck yes!”
• The aphrodisiac of honesty 
• Hardcore genital love 
• Becoming an unstoppable super power couple 

“If you’re not scared shitless, you’re not aiming high enough.” Today’s episode is all about going all in. Making bold moves, taking big chances.

Every single life-defining moment I’ve ever had, has always come down to how much courage I displayed in the moment. Did I step up to the plate?

Did I push myself out of my comfort zone and take a risk for something more?

This comes to love and relationships and orgasms, and truth telling and business decisions and even the waves I take when I surf.

Every major milestone and uplevelling of my life is always preceded by a moment. A crossroads where I was asked to leap off a clip.

Today’s podcast is a rally cry for courage in love and life and how 20 seconds of being brave and bold can truly change your reality in an instant.

In this episode:

• The best "pickup" line a man ever used on me and how it led to a marriage proposal
• Unlocking the secrets of the universe through big, bold acts
• The aphrodisiac of radical honesty
• Increasing your emotional and sexual courage
• Go big or go home, bitch!

Join me for a free 7-Day Sex Cleanse

Starting today, you and your beloved can embark on seven days of relationship renewal and sexual ignition.

Whether things have come to a complete standstill in the bedroom, or you are spending every night in orgasmic bliss, there’s something for everyone to up-level.

Each day, you’ll receive an email with an assignment to watch or listen to, followed by discussion prompts and then homeplay.

The prompts and homeplay will set the foundation to deepen into each other, sexually and spiritually.

Signup for the free 7-Day Sex Cleanse. 

Heal thyself. 

Last week I hosted a LIVE online event called My Vagina Healed That! which featured me and three of our favourite Well-F**ked All Stars sharing on how their sexual energy healed everything from their reproductive ailments, to landing them life-changing multi-million dollar business deals.

True vagina stories.

Each day featured a different topic and all star, and started with me talking about these concepts, and then leading a guided visualization about them, and then had the All Star share their story and take questions from our listeners. We went much deeper than we usually do in a public forum and the set up gives you a taste of what my online programs—which I call salons—are all about.

Katie was our all star guest for the topic Alchemizing Sexual Trauma into Creativity and Cervical Orgasms. She shares falling madly in love with herself and her vagina, all of which translated in the healing of her crippling endometriosis and painful period.

In this episode:

• How Katie went from not even being able to touch her own vagina, and with small, incremental steps overcame her history of abuse, leading to ecstatic orgasms
• Eradicated her crippling periods and endometriosis through using the VKF healing practices and the jade yoni egg
• Falling madly in love with herself and her vagina.
• Experience my guided visualization on “Connecting the Heart, Cervix and Orgasmic Enlightenment”
• Differences between G-Spot and cervical orgasms
• Sexual energy and cash: ”We have so much money now we don't even know what to do with it all!" ~ Katie
• My experiences having dolphin-gasms. Yes, it's a thing! At least for me it is. :)

MY VAGINA HEALED THAT! 3-day LIVE eventIf you missed our rare LIVE and free event from last week, you can still watch the replays of each day's session. You'll hear our reality-bending conversations on:

• Radical self-healing—including cysts, tortuous periods and endometriosis—through using the jade egg and deep throating. We kid you not.
• Releasing a lifetime of sexual trauma through baby steps of self-exploration
• From orgasms a few times a year to daily cervical orgasms
• Manifesting a dream man and dream career with your vagina
• Evaporating pounds of body weight and “baggage” through orgasms
• Landing a life-changing multi-million dollar deal through several days of 90-minute oral sex sessions.

All thanks to their vaginas! These stories are the antidote and inspiration to thinking you’re “just one of those women who can’t.”

If they can, you can.

Signup to listen to the replays here.

You can still be single and well-f**ked. 

You can still be single and have a voracious libido, be deeply, sexually fulfilled and have G-Spot, squirting and cervical orgasms on the regular. 

And it’s essential that you are. The key is to keep your sexual engines revving. 

A lot of people will come to us and think they can’t do the practices I teach because they need a partner. Sure, some of them you do. 

But most of them, you can—and ought to—practice on your own. Here's why and how. 

Today’s Well-F**ked All Star is Sarah.

She came into my work single, and used this time to explore herself and discover all the deeper vaginal orgasms, using her cervical orgasms to heal a breakup, and as a “roadmap to wealth that skyrocketed her business.”

In this episode: 

• Sarah's story as a multi-orgasmic single with G-Spot and cervical orgasms galore 
• Essential sexual practices for singles 
• Why keeping your sexual energy high is key to attracting a new partner 
• Using your single time to transform repeating relationship patterns through sexual shadow work 
• My quintessential advice: Go f**k yourself! 

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Vaginal Kung Fu is open for registration NOW and it closes February 2nd at midnight PST. 

In the salon, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual. You’ll learn: 

• My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine 
• Yoni massage to de-numb and activate your vagina 
• Quantum techniques to clear your blocks and illuminate your sexual shadow
• Breast massage techniques to tone, lift and enlarge the breasts 
• Natural birth control and detoxing off The Pill 
• How to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to be  
• How to give a vaginal handjob 
• How to use your sexual energy to heal yourself, including my sex position mood guide. 

Come to Vaginal Kung Fu. 

Best ROI ever. 

When people rev up their sexual energy, they inevitably become more creative, they begin to align with their true calling and vocations in life. 

And they get rich! 

They’ll often say that “Money fell into my lap!” and I’ll say: “Yeah! Because your lap is what attracted it!” 

Most people never make the connection between their stagnant sex lives and their stagnant financial lives. 

When they’re in flow, living a life of bliss and orgasms—especially cervical orgasms, which we’ll get to in a minute—they not only become CAUSE (rather than effect) in their lives, but they naturally attract opportunities, people and cash. 

Energy in = energy out. 

In this case, we want the energy going deep within, where it has the most impact and quantum payout: Your vagina. The deeper you go, the more riches you get! 

In this episode: 

- The connection between sex and money - Microdosing and nervous system resets vs. cervical orgasms- Sex as the most powerful personal growth tool there is - I'll take my dividends in cervical orgasms and cash please