Today’s word is “giraffe” sent to us by Awesome Wolfs!

This week, Andrew and Jay find themselves contemplating the drinking habits of giraffes, Mat discovers a new highly-ineffective way to work out, and Dan learns all about the giraffe mafia, savanna wolves, and a little-known place called Africa.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called “The Giraffe Song” by Zoo Boyz!

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Today’s word is “quarantine” sent to us by China!

This week, Mat stays loyal to his idea about zombie gingerbread men, Dan learns about pangolins, Andrew hits the reset button on his love life and career, and Jason fills a well-worn seat with his pretty face.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called “Quarantine” by Mat Best and Tim Montana!

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Here’s to a brand new year of the One Word, Go! Show!

This month we’ll be looking at what happened at Christmas 2019 with a special episode, and in February we’ll be back with new regular episodes! Want to keep in touch until then? Join the OWG Discord Server!

Edit: lol nevermind there was a global pandemic

Happy New Year from Mat, Dan, Andrew, Jay, and Meghan!

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We couldn’t possibly go the entire month of October without celebrating our favorite time of the year! Get ready for the weakest-but-still-gut-busting One Word, Go! Show’s Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon yet!

Head out to your local McDonald’s™ and order a hot and fresh Big Mac™ sandwich before you curl up with some spooky stories! Mat, Dan, Andrew and Mélissa all attempt to prove their worth in this classic One Word, Go! Show staple. For dessert, don’t forget to try the brand new Double Fudge McFlurry™!

All of our stories were found online:

Mat’s Story Dan’s Story Andrew’s Story Mélissa’s Story

All credit goes to the original sources linked above.

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Today’s word is “Blue”, sent to us by Mathewcav!

This week, Mat starts a new metal band called Slaughtermelon, Andrew forgets the color of Mickey Mouse, Mélissa notices a pattern in Crayola crayon names, and special guest Jay shows us how inchworms move using his finger while covering for Dan, who is travelling the world by train.

The song at the end of today’s episode is the intro to Monster By Mistake, a terrible Canadian kids show from the ’90s!

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Today’s word is “Neighbor”, sent to us by Caroline! Or possibly Wade. I think we may have made a mistake awhile back, but I can’t figure it out. Just know we love you both equally.

This week, Mélissa lights a few candles and jams out like a DJ, Mat accidentally hates Betty White, Dan stabs Allen with a fencing sword, and Andrew finds a small Native American man in his cupboard.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called Totally Nude by Akira the Don and the amazing Fred Rogers!

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Today’s word is “Nude”, sent to us by Andy!

This week, Mat poorly plans another game all about being nude in the news, Mélissa rattles off a deep and insightful quote by accident, Andrew calms his nerves by picturing the audience fully clothed, and Dan lies so unabashedly that we take it to a replay.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called Totally Nude by The Wallets!

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Today’s word is “Mythology”, sent to us by Alex!

This week, Mat tries to figure out the difference between myth and legend, Andrew goes through Zeus’ dating history, Mélissa explains the story of Persephone, and Dan quizzes us with myths about the human brain for some reason. Also, we read some emails, play some voicemails, and give you an update on Andrew’s health.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called Water by ADM!

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Today’s word is “Conspiracy”, sent to us by Meghan!

On today’s show, we decide whether Andrew’s conspiracy theories are actually believed by people or if he made them up, Mat has a fungal infection and belongs on a pizza, Dan debates the qualifications of NASA employees, and Mélissa explains chemtrails. Also, apparently Stanley Kubrick has in fact been dead since 1999 and we have in fact been stupid since birth.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called Foil by “Weird Al” Yankovic!

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Today’s word is “Internet”, sent to us by Computoguy!

On today’s show, Andrew explains the dark web and is awkwardly paired with others, Mélissa goes on a fake date with a straight woman and has been hiding the fact that she was in a band, Mat fixes roads and raps like Dr. Seuss, Dan learns about some classic memes and tricks people into watching his favorite TV show, and soft-spoken special guest Caroline discusses her long distance relationship and gets confused by eBaum’s World.

The song at the end of today’s episode is called le Internet Medley by The GAG Quartet!

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Mat gets nostalgic over some of the ridiculous skits, intros, and other produced bits that have appeared on the show over the past several years (and even reveals a never-before-heard scrapped intro skit)!

Today, Mat flawlessly sings the first few seconds of his screamo band's newest song to wondrous praise and receives several recording deals.

The hiatus is over! This week, we all take turns pointing out Mat's flaws. Later, listen as he pathetically freaks out at Mélissa for stealing his yo-yo.

Join Mat, Dan, Andrew, and Mélissa on a dip-fueled journey of breaking and entering, secret bandit hideouts, and straight-up murder in this ridiculous special episode of the podcast. 

Andrew and Mat have a klutz-off with a showcase of extreme awkwardness and lack of spacial awareness where the loser wins and the winner loses. Also, we finally play a voicemail that we received back in October.

Would you rather be blind, or be killed by a wizard?

Adam and Bryon from EHAP join us to talk about storm evacuation plans, flatulating Harry Potter corpses, and whether or not Dan's life is more depressing than Adam's.

With this, the One Word, Go! Show's 6th Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon has come to an end. Thanks for a terrifying October!

Chickens in the City.

Andrew, Dan, and Mélissa work together to decode some seriously spooky sounds. Can you tell what's being played before they can?

It's finally time for Mat to redeem himself with a story he wrote himself. Prepare to be disappointed!

On today's show, Mat cries during an Adam Sandler movie and Mélissa cries during a Marvel movie. See if you can guess which ones.

Pennywise from It, Count von Count from Sesame Street, and Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street. Which one would you wed, which one would you bed, and which one would you behead?

Last year, Andrew didn't make it in to the Midnight Society. Can he redeem himself this year?

This week, we discuss the benefits of having a series of comically hidden doors in place of every normal door in your house.

What year did the first haunted house attraction open? Get educated and learn some information you'll never use again with this trivia game - courtesy of Andrew!

Dan's not great at reading out loud to others, but can he fake it well enough to get into the Midnight Society?

Hey Cinderella! Screw you and the pumpkin you rode in on! Your story is so confusing that Mélissa needs to recap the entire thing for us on this week's episode.

What's your favorite halloween candy? Chances are we butchered the name of it while trying to speak backwards.

Mélissa blew our minds last year with a spooky story that made our brains melt out of our ears and our souls crumble into dust. Can she make it into the Midnight Society this year?

Tune in every Tuesday for some spooky stories, every Thursday for some frightening games, and every Sunday for full length bone-chilling episodes brought to you by our Patrons!

Former One Word, Go! Show co-host Breanne returns to the podcast for the first time since 2015 and reminds us all why we miss her so much.

Mat's Mom cracks us all up during the voicemail segment this week by calling in and talking about her elevator flatulence games and (rudely) impersonating a listener of the show.

This week, we workshop a brand new segment tentatively titled "Dirty Definitions", no matter how badly Mélissa and Dan want it to be called "Word-Slang-Bang" or "Slangarang".

What's more terrifying than getting a phone call from your mother, blaming her broken back on your constant crack-stepping? Teaching old man Andrew to "dab on the haters".

This week, Mélissa teaches us how to avoid perverts on the elevator, and we teach her that the word "fulcrum" has nothing to do with men's genitals.

Sexting is a normal part of every relationship, unless one party doesn't know how to "recipicate" the action. Regular episodes return Thursday!

How many times can we browbeat Dan for saying things incorrectly? Find out on this week's prehistoric episode of the One Word, Go! Show.

This week, Mat’s cousin Bradyn allows him to continue the trend of forcing his family members to be on this stupid podcast.

This week, Mélissa tests our knowledge of god-awful internet names for animals and finds out if we can spot the fake dog breeds among the real ones in TWO Poorly Planned Games!

On today's episode, we play another one of Mat's Poorly Planned Games™ called "Is This A Real Newspaper Headline, A Headline From The Onion, Or Did Mat Make It Up?". I'm not good at naming games.

This week, Mat and Dan experiment with their sexuality and learn about hot penguins (but not at the same time).

Dan had a decision to make: spend a week attempting to get a spot at a decrepit old campground in the unforgiving heat with his ugly smelly friend, or fly to Florida to get day-drunk with a beautiful woman. I know the choice seems obvious, but for some reason he chose Florida.

On this week's special One Word, Bro! Show, we find out what our names would be if we were strippers. Later on, Dan gets called out on the voicemail line, and special guest Jason takes his clothes off to Iron Maiden.

This episode was originally posted on September 30th, 2016 and marks both the first appearance of Mumphrey and Chudd, as well as the first mention of Dark Fights!

This week, we listen to satanic messages hidden in classic songs. See if you can guess what people claim is being said before we reveal it!

On today's episode of the podcast, we give you our top 10 reasons to get pooped on by a bird, rather than a human! You won't believe Number 2! (Heh heh.)

Not every episode of the One Word, Go! Show features a half hour discussion about x-rated cartoons being potentially beneficial to predators, but you got lucky this week!

On today's show, Mat hits up the gang for information about the marijuana-drug.

Mat's Mom is back and she's not pulling any punches. Listen as she verbally destroys an innocent voicemail caller and friend of the podcast.

Dan gets his mouth washed out with soap and Tabasco sauce, Mat's dumb tongue and gag reflex stops him from doing the one thing he may actually be good at, Mélissa doesn't wash her genitals, and Andrew is built for books.

Once again, we've duped you into listening to something you wish you had never heard before. Happy April Fools, suckers! (Just kidding about the suckers part... kind of.)

Dan has no idea what the name of the the main character in his "favorite cartoon" is, and Andrew gets grilled over the way he says certain words. We also play a ton of old cartoon intros.

We play a poorly planned game titled "Whose Lion Is It Anyway?", where we have to guess which famous lion said which quote. Play along with us!

Andrew manages to run out of gas, forget the pin code he's been using for years, get stuck in the middle of traffic, and sell a cellphone to a stranger - all before arriving late to record the show. We also discuss how to properly divide the blame in an affair.

Mat hides a super-secret bottle in his closet, Dan watches crime from a distance, Andrew deliberately taunts with emojis, and Mélissa mixes alcohol with food coloring and milk.

Mat, Dan, Andrew and Mélissa can't seem to get along in this explosive, ghost-filled, time-bending holiday special! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Dan is the manliest of men, Mélissa doesn't understand BBQ sauce, Andrew lies to nurses, and Mat calls his stepdad Ben to hear about all his barbecue mishaps.

Mat uses an unorthodox method to get out of a sticky situation, Andrew stands up for wheelchair puns, Dan gets complimented by multiple voicemail callers, and Mélissa teaches us how to use tampons.

The "This Is Mad Libs" song all by itself, without any extra commentary.

This is a project Mat has had on the go for the last year, off and on. Today, the gang picks silly adjectives, verbs, and nouns, then jams them into a classic Halloween song.

It's Andrew's turn to read a spooky story. Can he make his way into the club using a story he found on the same website as Mat?

Dan dies in a horrible circus accident, Mat gives a brief history lesson on the Friday the 13th movies, Andrew confuses 127 Hours with 28 Days Later, and Mélissa's parents forbid her from gettin' spooked.

This is Mélissa's first time joining in on the spooky story fun, and she manages to pick the darkest story of all.

We try saying halloween-themed words backwards, reverse the audio, and see how close we got to saying the actual word.

Dan tries his hand at giving us the spooks with a story about a friendly ghost and an old chair.

We find out the scariest part about Andrew and Mélissa's relationship, listen to Mat attempt to do an impression of Skeletor, and teach Dan how to one inch punch out of a coffin.

We try to guess spooky sounds from YouTube videos. Blame Mélissa for this monstrosity. Here are links to the videos we played: Halloween - Guess That Spooky Sound Guess What this Spooky Sound is... Guess the Mystery Sound no 2 --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Night" sent to us by Gavin! This week, Andrew gets caught sneaking around at night,  Dan buys a new condo with bitcoin, Mat reflects on the One Word, Go! Show's history, and Mélissa realizes she's the cool one in the group. The song at the end of today's show is called Walking in the Night by Howdytoons! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Every year, we rip off Are You Afraid of the Dark? by scouring the web for spooky stories and presenting them to each other in an attempt to be accepted into the coveted Midnight Society. This time, Mat reads a tale about a murderous clown-man with a missing dog. All October long, we're posting spooky Halloween specials and episodes! Subscribe in Apple Podcasts so you don't miss a thing! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Spiders" sent to us by Adam! This week, Mat compares spiders to tomatoes in an attempt to explain his disdain, Andrew gets up close and personal with an orange ball from hell, Mélissa fights hand-to-hand-to-hand-to-hand-to-hand-to-hand-to-hand-to-hand against the king of all spiders, and Dan certainly isn't a robot. The song at the end of today's show is terrifying! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

The One Word, Go! Show's 5th Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon begins October 7th! Expect a full month of spooky episodes and horrifying extras! Make sure you subscribe on Apple Podcasts or your favorite podcatcher so you don't miss a thing! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Scars" sent to us by Mat's Mom! On this week's show, Mat white-washes music and attempts to name all of Casper the Friendly Ghost's uncles, Mélissa is haunted by ketchup and explains the importance of eyebrow maintenance, Andrew jabs himself in the face with a screwdriver and laments about his hairline, and Dan bounces off the bed and into the place where two walls meet; a corner. The song at the end of today's show is called Scars by Ray Kennedy! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Mat and Meghan compete against Andrew and Mélissa to find out once and for all which pair makes the better couple. It's The Newlywed Game: Common-law Edition with your extraordinary host Dan!

Today's word is "Roadtrip" sent to us by ashleyyb! On this week's sexy episode of the podcast, Mat complains about Sean Paul's terrible music, Andrew follows up on the case of the downtown needle-hobo, Mélissa endorses driving nude with a handful of snacks, Meghan sleeps through biology and misses the lesson about thunder, and Dan has a the #poopflu. The song at the end of today's show is from Super-Hell™! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

We take a look back at a bunch of our dumbest moments, including: combining naughty words and ghosts, promoting fake sponsors, and the legacy of Mumphrey and Chudd.

Today's word is "Homeless" sent to us by Geojamster! On today's show, we're joined by YouTube's zinc-faced Gus Johnson, who tells us about the time he faked being deaf on karaoke night. Also, Mat turns down potentially free drugs, Andrew gets solicited by a prostitute while on duty, Mélissa snaps at hobos, and Dan has no idea who our guest is. Go subscribe to Gus Johnson's hilarious YouTube channel! The song at the end of today's show is called Homeless by LOVRA (feat. Tia Scola)! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Feud" sent to us by Steaky! On today's show, we feud over the definition of "clearly garbage", give an exceptionally poor review of Deluxe Burger Bar in St. Albert, attempt to speak "Shakespearean", and continue the beef started by Adam and Bryon from Everyone Has A Podcast... via rap. The song at the end of today's show is called Bury the Hatchet by New Model Army! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Disease" sent to us by Sasha! On this week's show, Mélissa can't stop people from poppin' on her, Mat can't even read, six-year-old Andrew writes for Wishbone, Witch Doctor Jason amputates all your problems away, and Meghan tells us about a one-legged, bear-handed, eyepatch-wearing patient with nerves of steel and a head full of crazy. The song at the end of today's show is Disease by Matchbox Twenty! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Suspicious" sent to us by schoolsoutlaw! On today's show, Mat talks about his insecurities again, Andrew has no worries about being dumped, Dan switches into Creep Mode™ while online dating, and Mélissa is only ever suspicious about hidden food. The song at the end of today's show is Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

There was no episode posted on Thursday! Sorry! Mat's been busy coordinating finally moving from his Mom's house, so time has been tight. In the meantime, we thought we'd post a classic episode of the show from back in 2014. Enjoy! Episode 133: "Suspicious" will be up this Thursday, so look forward to it! From the original post on November 20, 2014: This week's word is "Milk", sent to us by George! On today's show, Fish tells a story that starts with a cattle's birth and ends with the first time she ever played a Mario game, Dan demonstrates what a distressed cow sounds like, Andrew's claims he's too good for Mac and Cheese, and Mat tries to be a good friend by eating clumpy dairy products. --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Unemployment" sent to us by Steaky! On today's show, Andrew flip-flops in the unemployment line, Mat doesn't wear his uniform, Dan's parents get a phone call from McDonald's, and Mélissa eats hamsters without ketchup. The song at the end of today's show is Unemployed Again by Ethan Allen King! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Cookies" sent to us by Courtney! One this week's show, Mat proves that an hour of sleep isn't enough sleep to put out a good podcast, Dan combines chips, marshmallows, and hot dogs, Andrew motorboats a pile of Girl Guide cookies, and Mélissa learns that she should skip Skip The Dishes. The song at the end of today's show is Share It Maybe, an amazing Call Me Maybe parody song we found on Sesame Street's YouTube channel. --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Law" sent to us by George! On today's show, we play another one of Mat's poorly planned games, Mélissa is adamant about the value of pi, Andrew disagrees with mandatory natural selection prevention, and Dan manages to run into another "Jerry" problem. The song at the end of today's show is Breaking the Law by Judas Priest! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Tools" sent to us by Bryon! On today's show, we explore Mat's birthday shenanigans, Discuss Dan's burning head, find out that Andrew is a screwdriver, and hear all about Mélissa's toilet seat worries. The song at the end of today's show is the theme song to Home Improvement! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Mat sits down with his Mom, who talks about accidentally stealing, and how her go-to response "you as well!" is received by others. Also, an unprecedented special guest makes an appearance.

Today's word is "Moving" sent to us by Mat's Mom! On today's show, Mat is insecure about his height, Dan holds down a nearly airborne mattress, Andrew judges a Winnie the Pooh impression, and Mélissa pretends to be a television sexologist. The song at the end of today's show is Billy Joel's Movin' Out! --- Website - Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Wizard" sent to us by George! On today's show, Mat creates bewitching names for a wizardous game, Dan justifies his love of Clippy the paperclip, Andrew rips fat clouds with Gandalf The Dank, and Mélissa pinches owls. We also enjoy some ridiculous voicemails along the way. The song at the end of today's show is from The Wizard Of Oz! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

New episode will be up next Thursday! In the meantime, enjoy this extra! This little tidbit was recorded about a year ago as a sound-check before a full episode of the show. In it, Mat and Andrew talk about the times they saw cars moving on their own. --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

This week's word is "Casino" sent to us by Meghan! Today we celebrate Mother's Day with the legendary Shelley - Mat's Mom! Laugh with us as she reveals her insane theory about the security cameras at the casino, recalls the time she accidentally said something racist, gives us the definition of "Gretzky vision", explains how she played a game of 15 Love at a truckstop, and tells us the nitty-gritty details of the time she saw two people doin' the nasty at a pizza joint. The song at the end of today's show is The Gambler by Kenny Rogers! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Secrets" sent to us by Ian N! Today's show kicks off with an intro courtesy of Adam and Bryon of Everyone Has A Podcast! After, we play a game of "Two Lies and a Truth"! Is Dan really a master of Karate? Has Andrew scared off a prostitute just by looking at her? Did Mat hide a stolen muddy toothbrush in a bus? Was Mélissa lying about stumbling upon a dead body!? Find out all this and more, when we air our dirty laundry on today's podcast! The song at the end of today's show is called Secret by The Pierces! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "Disney" sent to us by Quigs! On today's show, Mélissa promotes her new musky perfume, Andrew gets pooped on by a magical Disney bird, Dan gets too excited about travel plans, and Mat has a horribly crippling gambling addiction. Sorry about the audio quality! I'm still working out the kinks in the new equipment. Next week's episode should sound less... bad. Promise! The song at the end of today's show is from A Goofy Movie! --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

In this extra One Word, Go! clip, Dan brings up the time Mat used to make animal noises to tell his classmates he wants their attention. This was a soundcheck recorded just before the "Disney" episode. --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Here's the real Episode 123: "Money", which we had spliced a bunch of fake advertisements in the middle of for April Fools. Hope we got a couple laughs! Today's word is "money" sent to us by Ian N! This week, Andrew hates the price of Lego, Dan has an obsession with cellphones, Mat wishes he was a worse human being, and Mélissa learns two valuable life skills: lock picking and switchblade slingin'. Next week's word is "Disney"! Get your stories to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group!   --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Snapchat - Snapchat.com/add/onewordgo   Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

APRIL FOOLS! We thought it would be fun to just jam-pack this episode with advertisements as a little goof. Unfortunately, no companies wanted to pay us to promote their products, so we decided to do them a favor and do it for free! If you ask me, our ads were way better than anything that could have been provided to us anyway. What's more effective? "Kleenex - For every day care", or "KLEENEX - GET LAID"? I rest my case. Anyway, don't worry! The real Episode 123: "Money" will be up on April 6th! Today's word is "money" sent to us by Ian N! This week, Andrew hates the price of Lego, Dan has an obsession with cellphones, Mat wishes he was a worse human being, and Mélissa learns two valuable life skills: lock picking and switchblade slingin'. Next week's word is "Disney"! Get your stories to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group!   --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Snapchat - Snapchat.com/add/onewordgo   Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "junk" sent to us by Viktor! This week, Andrew avoids the loaf of moldy bread he's been keeping in his trunk, Mélissa creates backstories for creepy dolls, Mat doesn't know the difference between civilians and pedestrians, and Dan's car is overflowing with junk food. Sorry about the audio issues in the first 1/3 of the show. Next week's word is "money"! Get your stories to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group!   --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Snapchat - Snapchat.com/add/onewordgo   Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "censorship" sent to us by Geojamster! This week, Mélissa steals the show as we get an inside look into her strange, twisted, cold way of thinking about the deceased. Also, Mat talks about his Mom's friend's genitals, Andrew forgets the name of a sci-fi movie featuring Tim Allen, and Dan "Suzannes" up a storm. Next week's word is "junk"! Get your stories to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group!   --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Snapchat - Snapchat.com/add/onewordgo   Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "collision" sent to us by Steaky! This week, Mélissa helps explain car traps, Andrew witnesses a cement-stamp-and-run, Mat runs over his brother with a bike, and Dan gets hit by a car. Also, the results of last week's slap bet are in! Check out the poorly-lit slap video below, or on our Instagram page! Oh, and stay tuned after the show to listen to a small chunk of my appearance on EHAP (Everyone Has A Podcast)! Listen to the full episode here. Next week's word is "censorship"! Get your stories to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group! The song at the end of the show is called Collision of Worlds by Brad Paisley and Robbie Williams!   On Episode 119: "Hero", Mat made a slap bet with Andrew. Here are the results. Sorry for the hasty editing and poor lighting. Listen to the bet get made here: https://www.onewordgoshow.com/episode-119-hero/ #comedy #podernfamily #yeg #podcast #lol #humor #slap #slapbet A post shared by The One Word, Go! Show (@onewordgo) on Mar 1, 2017 at 12:03am PST --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Snapchat - Snapchat.com/add/onewordgo   Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "hero" sent to us by Computoguy! This week, Dan idolizes Neil Patrick Harris and abandons a slap-bet, Andrew karate chops his way into the hearts of children and defends the act of self-pleasure (not at the same time though, that's gross), Mat makes a terrible deal while finally finding out what a hero sandwich is, and Mélissa shows up. Next week's word is "collision"! Get your stories to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group! The song at the end of the show is called I Need A Hero by Bonnie Tyler! If you still haven't checked out Twinkle Claus and the Christmas Factory, what are you waiting for? It's frickin' February already. --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Snapchat - Snapchat.com/add/onewordgo   Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon

Today's word is "cult" sent to us by Douglas Fatt! This week, Mat attempts to be politically correct but inevitably fails, Dan asks unnecessarily complicated questions, Andrew explains the differences between "religion" and "cult", Mélissa mistakes churches for hospitals, and our special guest Meghan reveals her cult-like experience joining a particular organization all while disappointing her mother. Next week's word is "hero"! Get your stories to us by leaving a comment below, calling in to the voicemail line at 1-844-OWG-SHOW (1-844-694-7469), or post in our Facebook group! The song at the end of the show is called The Cult Song by Shannon and the Clams If you still haven't checked out Twinkle Claus and the Christmas Factory, what are you waiting for? --- Submit your word! - Onewordgoshow.com Merchandise - Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line - 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter - Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook - Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Snapchat - Snapchat.com/add/onewordgo   Share:FacebookTwitterGoogleDiggitRedditTumblrPinterestWhatsappStumbleupon