Billy and Adam cover a half dozen topics. In this episode, they refer to the No Joke Public List to guide their conversation on subjects include Fennel, Breakups and Marty Michael. Plus a discussion on the NBA playoffs, Chris Smith’s upcoming one man show and the sounds of spitting in a spittoon!

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Billy and Adam study Shakespeare. In this episode, they take a look at early 2000s movies that were directly taken from Shakespearean stories and try to guess which plays inspired them. The Lion King, She’s The Man, 10 Things I Hate About You and more. Plus, Billy and Adam discuss Jesus’ superpowers, invent a board game for babies and come up with a few new fake titles by Shakespeare!

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Billy and Adam rank ghosts. In this episode, they celebrate the resurrection of Christ by honoring other people who returned from the dead. Slimer, Casper, the Christmas ghosts. The big dogs. Plus, a shout out to “If I Were You” ending, Auto Zone being the new O’Reilly, dog-based car problems and new approaches to haunting sounds!

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Billy and Adam have that dawg in them. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s 8 week old puppy, Luna, and her effects on his life. Sleeplessness, cuteness and Instagram posts. Then, they discuss famous cartoon dogs. Clifford, Scooby, Droopy. You know the pups. Which are good? Which are bad? And how exactly do their cartoon owners clean up their poop? Plus, the return of the O’Reilly jingle and a Lady Gaga parody!

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Billy and Adam aim to name some killer pranks but get trapped talking about O’Reilly Auto Parts. In this episode they learn that they have a secret sponsor and they don’t know how to feel about it. To combat their confusion, they make a list of demands for O’Reilly. Tinted mirrors, soda fountains, big towels and more. Plus, a few family friendly pranks from our friends at Good Housekeeping!

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Billy and Adam celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day by determining if he is the best Patrick. In this episode they honor March Madness and do a Patrick Bracket. Ewing, Danica, Neil Harris and more. Plus, improvised Irish blessings, text messaging with God and why it’s okay to throw some animals in the ocean!

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Billy and Adam audition for the red, white and blue. In this episode they take the American Citizenship test. What is the constitution? Who runs the Executive Branch? And what is Adam’s state capital? Plus, a recap of their recent trip to the red carpet, a stars and stripes scoring system, off the menu American trivia, multiple pledges of allegiance and more!

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Billy and Adam name some celebrities… again. In this episode the play the guessing game where they have to identify celebrities by their birth names. Who is Melissa Jefferson? Who is Onika Tanya Maraj? And is Weed Kitty a good stage name... or not? Plus, the return of Matty Camera and the introduction of Eddie Moat!

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Billy and Adam solve riddles… for kids. In this episode they figure out word games, math problems and cleverly designed questions intended for children. Plus, Thursdays in college, magma coming out of Adam’s nose and the sounds of looking for riddles in the forest!

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Billy and Adam play a celebrity-based guessing game. In this episode, they give each other the birth name of actors, musicians and famous people and it’s the other person's job to guess who it is within 5 questions. Then, Billy and Adam give each other new stage names. Find out who is Matt Camera, who is Mr. Memorable and who books the big audition!

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Billy and Adam play in the white stuff. In this episode they discuss Adam’s recent trip to the mountains… and to a Big 5 sporting goods store. Snow sneaks into gloves, Lebron becomes the all time NBA points leader, and an unusually long discussion on moats. Plus, gator talk, rough puffs and a blind pants role play!

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Billy and Adam do their duty. In this episode they discuss Billy’s recent trip to jury duty, whether Adam could identify his own doody in a police lineup and the dangers of signing up for unemployment. Plus double flubs and motivational speeches in the mirror!

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Billy and Adam head to Sweden... in 2019. In this episode, they refer to a website that lists the most popular all time items at IKEA from four years ago. How many bookcases do they sell every minute? How much does a water pitcher cost? And should bags cost money? Plus Review Revue, “going in the cart” and bad improvised commercials!

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Billy and Adam go back to the No Joke Public List... again. In this episode they briefly touch on nine more topics that the Naysh has requested. White People Food, France, State Fairs, Marty and more. Plus, a new approach to the opening line, Elaine on the vacuum, sweet holiday messages from NJP listeners and more!

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Billy and Adam enter the chocolate factory. In this episode they compare and contrast the candies Willy Wonka was working on. Fizzy flying soda. Wallpaper you can lick. A candy that tosses you into pots and pans. You remember. Plus, the worlds richest people, 836 billion dollar microphones, the mystery of Ronald McDonald and more!

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Billy and Adam celebrate Y2K. In this episode they reflect on the fears and excitement that came with the New Years Eve 1999. Where were they? What did they do? And did the computers actually explode? Plus, why Adam decided to leave Twitter, the two year anniversary of the January 6th insurrection and more!

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Billy and Adam determine the best No Joke of 2022. In this episode they reflect on the top eight episodes from the past year in a bracket format to see which had the best vibes, jokes and b-stories. Was it the pickle jar? Was it the summer camp? Was it Hieronymus? Plus, Kirsten Dunst, Adam’s Hot Little Hand, Predictive Text and more! Happy New Year!

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Billy and Adam take a look back at No Joke in 2022. In this episode they briefly discuss every episode they recorded this year. Then, they choose their favorite eight episodes to compete in next week’s 2022 Episode Bracket. Who can forget the episodes, “Words That Rhyme With Boat,” "Hawaii Part 5" or “Milk?” Billy and Adam can. Plus, the World Cup results, Messi vs. Beyonce on Instagram and commercials for Call of Duty and Modern Warfare!

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Billy and Adam say please and thank you. In this episode they discuss manners. Why do we put napkins on our lap? What are the officials rules on farting? And why should you always have an Arizona Iced Tea in your car? Plus, Adam eats every bird but a turkey, Billy shuts his mouth and they silently give themselves the finger!

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Billy and Adam go global… again. In this episode they learn some interesting facts about the other 16 World Cup countries playing in this year’s World Cup. Last episode they learned which country is the second flattest and which country makes ink from shellfish. In this episode, they learn more details on new nations to get you “ready” for the upcoming soccer tournament. Plus, Billy and Adam go out on a lamb, check in with the Discord community and perform another round of word tennis!

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Billy and Adam go global. In this episode they learn some interesting facts about the 32 countries playing in this year’s World Cup. Which shouldn’t you give a thumbs-up in? Which doesn’t have a river? Who’s national logo is a young man urinating and which country refuses to say please? All of these facts and more! Plus two songs from Snakes!

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Billy and Adam explore their animal instincts. In this episode they discuss the skunk currently trapped under Adam’s house and what it will take to remove it. Then, they decide on the best-of-the-worst animals to live with. Stink-free skunks, non-biting rats or raccoons who won’t grab you. Plus, the Grape Nuts war rolls on, parakeets wearing diapers as roommates and doctors who prescribe cereal!

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Billy and Adam milk this episode for all that it’s worth. Discussions include the right milk temperature, is it possible to drink a gallon in an hour, the Grape Nuts fallacy and more. Plus fiber, funnels, sleep deprivation, grocery etiquette, booster shots and a game of milk tennis!

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Billy and Adam take a dip. In this episode they discuss good dips. Salsa, guacamole, queso. You know the dips. Then, they question what makes a dip. Is soup a dip? Is pudding? Then, they get to the bottom of Sweet and Sour sauce. Why do they only come in fast food orders? Why not fridge size? Plus, the Harvard Sailing Team musical, a Hieronymus reminder and a game of dip tennis.

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Billy and Adam are bad guys. In this episode they discuss their favorite movie villains, the villains in the TV shows they are watching and a movie starring both of them as villains. Plus, Nick Kroll and Joe Mande, Middle Earth, American Psycho and the sounds of growling!

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Billy and Adam spend the night together. In this episode they explore the greatest event in childhood history - the sleepover. What is the difference between a sleepover and “staying the night?” What scared them during their sleepovers? And why are basements so crucial? Plus, Adam gets fired, Billy dreams of 102k and music from Snakes!

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Billy and Adam visit the list. In this episode they randomly select nine listener suggested topics from NoJokePublicList.com. They sing, they answer a Dear Abby, they talk Messi vs. Ronaldo, Weird Al, Dungeons and Dragons and so much more. Plus, Adam addresses his penny junking scandal, Billy apologizes for a blooper and the sounds of a monster!

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Billy and Adam take center court. In this episode they reflect on Serena Williams and Roger Federer’s retirements. They also take a look back on the Queen’s retirement. Plus, a discussion on the burger in the basketball game drama, the Queens Bracket that never was, their new True Crime podcast and grunting!

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Billy and Adam secure the bag. In this episode they discuss their favorite types of bags and then invent their own. Backpacks, punching, fanny packs… if it’s a bag, it’s in the episode. Plus, a discussion on the Harry Styles drama, click cultures, bag inspired songs and much more!

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Billy and Adam travel back to 1997. The Fugees had just hit the scene. Home Improvement was the biggest show on TV. And Coolio was everywhere. In this episode, Billy and Adam revisit the nominees and winners of the 1997 Kids Choice Awards to be reminded of what pop culture looked like 25 years ago. With movie quotes from Rosie O’Donnell and Helen Hunt!

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Billy and Adam crown a bracket champion. In this episode they take the eight previous bracket episode winners and put them in a final bracket to see which of them… is best. Will it be a food? A friend? A hat? Listen up and find out!

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Billy and Adam create their ideal Summer Camp. In this episode they try their hardest to create a cozy summer camp for kids but ultimately create a death trap for senior citizens. Jet skis, bologna, pills and shots. All summer long. Oh… and the camp is haunted. Plus, four thirsty, the sentimental sisters and a word from your counselors!

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Billy and Adam enter the MCU. In this episode they try to identify the superheroes they know in Marvel movies. Iron Man. Thor. That's almost all of them. Which ones are Avengers? Which are DC? And which…  are Wandavision? Plus, Billy and Adam create their own Marvel characters, get confused about who Michael Chiklis is and identify the difference between Captain America and Captain Planet!

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Billy and Adam party hard. To celebrate their friend Jon Gabrus’ new show, “101 Places to Party Before You Die,” Billy and Adam try to reflect on their partying past. Unfortunately, they mostly get sidetracked talking about angels in pop culture, good places to cry, vodka with Corvetti and how to pronounce the word “Schnapps.”

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Billy and Adam cover a topic of timely national importance, 20 Christmas Gifts Every Millennial Woman Wanted in 2006. Referencing an article they found from 2017, Billy and Adam discuss iPods, Aeropostale, American Girl Dolls, Zac Efron and more. Plus, new hype, old hemp and a mispronunciation of Abercrombie!

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Billy and Adam get patriotic. In this episode they start off on a serious note and briefly discuss the recent Supreme Court headlines. From there, they come up with fun and wacky ways to enjoy this 4th of July. Freeze giant spheres of ice, listen to Forrest Gump, attend a parade and hang flags with the whole family. Plus, Billy and Adam sing their favorite American tunes!

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Billy and Adam envision their future. In this episode they use a series of online tips to help map out common goals for the future of No Joke. Namely… getting The Jeps on the Pod and / or earning 10 dollars. Plus, dates to Gladiator, trips to The View, bible passages and a song from Snakes!

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Billy and Adam show off their pearly whites. In this episode they try to guess how many teeth humans have in their mouth and what those teeth are called. Then, they explain why Adam’s teeth are sunbathing on a yacht and Billy’s just got back from Vietnam. Finally, they design their ideal dentist office experience; bagels, hand-holding, live animals - the obvious stuff. Plus, a song from Snakes!

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Billy and Adam spend a day with the cast of Friends. In this episode they go back to the bracket format to determine which Friend is best. Rachel? Chandler? Phoebe? The Coffee Shop? Plus, a look back at previous bracket winners, trying to understand pi and a few sounds from the Friends theme song!

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Billy and Adam get behind the deli counter for the official Sandwich Bracket. 8 sandwiches go head to head - one wins. Which sandwich would you never make at home? Which sandwich takes you to the lake? And which sandwich bangs against a building the best? Plus, deadly toothpicks, cheese ratios, how to eat leftovers and more. Plus, Billy and Adam do “a Buffer!”

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Billy and Adam focus on The Fab Four. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s recent trip to a Paul McCartney concert. Did he play for a long time? Did he play the hits? And was there a party bus? Plus, hikes gone wrong, trips to Mecca, an update on Giamatti google searches and fake Beatles lyrics!

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Billy and Adam find out how much their computers really know them. In this episode, they type the beginning of questions and phrases into Google to see what Google thinks they are going to write. Plus, Billy’s and Adam's net worth, a film about allergies and alternative lyrics to 311 songs!

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Billy and Adam go galactic. In this episode they attempt to see what they currently know about Star Wars but get seriously sidetracked. Topics include constipation, relocation, breakfast dates, late nights and the state of singing telegrams. Plus, an alternative phrase for British people!

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Billy and Adam celebrate Earth Day the only way they know how... surrounded by leaf blowers. Topics include exploding lakes, rocks that run, houses on stilts and yoga ball moons. Plus, Mother Nature vs Mother Earth, cigar smoking babies and music from Harvard Sailing Team!

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Billy is moving and Adam helps him get his groove back. In this episode, Adam offers tips to make Billy's new house feel like home. Toilets that blow through walls, tunnels that take you to his address and a bunch of surfboards. Plus, Billy’s upcoming One Man Show, MTV’s Remote Control and ideas to help you get sucked through a floor!

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Billy meets Hieronymus. Last episode, Billy revealed that Adam starred as a character named Hieronymus on NCIS: LA. Now, Billy gets to know him. Where does he live? And why is the answer, "The sewer." Plus, rat powered wind, recording in the janitor's closet, Billy's Sports Emmy news and two Snakes songs!

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It's April Fools Day so you know Billy and Adam are pranking. In this episode, they offer up some killer tricks to play on your loved ones. Plus, Adam gets arrested on NCIS, Billy outsmarts a genie, they both receive clothing from catering co-workers and much more. Plus, music from Snakes! 

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Spring has sprung and so have Billy and Adam. In this episode they do their best to talk about things with springs. Pens. Mattresses. Pogo Sticks. And... Slinkies? Plus, wheels vs. doors, unpredictable spring rolls, a failed karaoke and more. With music from Snakes!

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Billy and Adam take taxes into their own hands. For the government. In this episode they come up with new taxes for public irritants. Turned without using a turn signal? You're getting a tax. Are your Christmas lights still out in February? Sorry. That's a tax too. Plus, listener suggested CVS tracks, Adam the video guy and scenes from the upcoming film, My Father The Toddler! 

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Billy and Adam take a trip to the pharmacy... DJ booth. In this episode they discuss the songs they expect to hear when they step inside a CVS. Goo Goo Dolls, Natalie Merchant, Jewel and more. Then, they sing those songs. Now that's what I call CVS! 

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Billy and Adam play a guessing game to try and determine what is in Adam's hot little hand. In this game, Billy is sometimes Adam and Adam is sometimes… Seth. Plus, big scissors, tickle torture, names that end in “th,” a review of Jackass Forever and more!

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Billy and Adam try to open a pickle jar and get defeated. Or do they? In this episode they discuss how losing and winning as a kid helped shape who they are today. Plus; bagel heads, sore hands, Breakfast at Tiffany's and the most important act break in the history of the podcast!

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Billy and Adam celebrate their 300th episode of No Joke. In this episode they finally throw the melon, they finally sing some karaoke and they finally get back in the studio. Plus, Billy gets retweeted by the Quaker, Adam intentionally disrupts Marty, Amir and the Wallflowers, Bawitdaba and so much more!

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Billy and Adam discuss words that rhyme with boat. Float. Quote. Throat. You get it. Plus, Scafuri Out of 10, first tweets, hidden jellyfish and the sounds of Adam reading!

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Billy and Adam return to the bracket to determine the best bagel. Are seeds good? Is plain the move? And what exactly is an egg bagel? Plus, Adam goes to the hospital, Billy becomes besties with Tom Cruise and a lesson in what pumpernickel is!

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Billy and Adam get better. In this episode, Adam talks about his recent fever and then they explore ten various ways for him to feel better. Go outside, eat well and clean your neighbor’s den. Plus, naps, coffee and a lesson on hydration!

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Billy and Adam head back to the island. In this episode Billy recounts some personal stories from his recent holiday vacation to Hawaii. Chickens, rain and a whole lot of ocean. Plus, new resolutions, conditioned hair, a playroom in the back and a gentle song by Billy!

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Billy and Adam fix tires. In this episode they discuss Adam’s recent flat, Billy's three tire blowout, skinny bike tires and fat beach cruiser tires. Plus, they plan for the upcoming 300th episode, the National Anthem from Marty Michael, a renewed No Joke Olympic promise and a heartfelt plug for a America’s Tires in Pasadena!

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Billy and Adam talk toilets. In this episode they create a toilet marketing company and aim to improve upon all of our bowls. How can we make them more fun? More musical. More… wooden. Plus, Adam potty trains his son, Billy hangs flat screens in the bathroom and the sound of Adam fixing his toilet tank!

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Billy and Adam rock. In this episode they try to name four rock and roll bands spiritually under the age of 35. Plus, the birth of The S.L.E.D. Society, brownouts in LA, magic and DJ'ing in Las Vegas, the legend of Shakespeare, a text from Marty and more!

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Billy and Adam get topical. In this ripped-from-the-headlines episode, they discuss Mr. Beast, Squid Game, Thanksgiving and more. Plus, Adam learns about Covid Toe, Billy can't remember his lines and a heartfelt thank you! 

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Billy and Adam get to know Headgum Podcaster, and friend, Geoffrey James. Did he always want to pursue comedy? What was the original goal of The Headgum Podcast? And why does he always gift Amir things that get eaten by raccoons? Plus, your questions answered, script reads from Young and The Restless and sounds from Geoff’s sound board!

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Billy and Adam are back in the studio and talking about slogans. Maybe It’s Maybelline. Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hand. Gives You Wings. Are these “good?” Do they “work?” Do Billy and Adam “approve?” Plus, Adam wears a pink head sock, the Verizon Guy isn’t allowed to talk, performative airline etiquette and HeadGum’s new slogan, “Geoffrey Works Here.”

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Billy and Adam finish up their month in Hawaii. In this fourth and final Hawaiian episode they reflect on the best meal, memory and laugh Adam had while shooting a movie on location there. Plus, a 3 out of 10 review, a pitch to be your local weather guys and Muhammed Ahi!

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Billy and Adam continue their tropical vacation. In this episode they discuss Dune, Charlie Sheen and Adam's third week in in Hawaii. Plus, the robot checks in, Billy apologizes, Adam buys a hat and music from Mibbs!

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Billy and Adam spend another week in Hawaii. In this episode, they sincerely discuss why they post, or don’t post, on social media. Plus, an update on Woody Harrelson, the Hawaiian wetness and Ken’s House of Pancakes. Plus, two rain sticks!

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Adam is shooting a movie in Hawaii and Billy has questions. Is Adam friends with Woody Harrelson? Will he get close to a volcano? And why isn't he posting more on Instagram? Plus, how to DM celebrities, the Rock buys pancakes, Jim Carrey's anti-smoking campaign, the perks of basic cable and "Alright, alright, alright!" 

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Billy and Adam are back in the studio. In this episode they get reacquainted with talking to one another in the same room. They discuss the first, second and newest Headgum offices and then get sidetracked by whistling. Plus, befriending an eagle, celebrating International Podcast Day, "Not today, Susan" and the sound of two cars!

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Billy and Adam try to talk about cups but get sidetracked by Sluxke. What is Sluxke? You came to the right podcast to find out. Plus, a spelling bee! 

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Billy and Adam go fishing. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s fear of them, Adam’s indifference to them and a deli’s decision to put fish heads by the tuna salad. Plus, fish on the highway, sharks right behind you, the perfect gift for a worm and the sound of Billy cooling out!

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Billy and Adam get facials. In this episode they discuss the various things that go on your face. Glasses, mustaches, wires, cans, ears. The regulars. Plus, a look back at listener's No Joke Top 5 Episodes, the inevitable return of karaoke, the lotion phase of P2 and the sound of vocal warmups!

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Billy and Adam put on their big boy pants. In this episode they discuss the denim devils known as jeans. When do we start wearing them? When do we stop wearing them? And why do jeans make 6% of Pittsburgh burst into tears? Plus, Adam sells a farmer a pair of slacks, Billy pulls off low rise jeans and the sound of two different car speeds!

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Billy and Adam go to the yogurt aisle. Is it cottage cheese? Is it a protein shake? Nobody knows what yogurt is. In this episode they discuss fruit on the bottom, live active cultures, growing into greek and more. Plus, multiple puberties, the age of sparkling water, Adam's yogurt chair and some 'gurt puns!

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Billy and Adam choose their back to school supplies. In this episode they dust off their infamous bracket format to determine which is best the back to school item. Rulers, calculators, Trapper Keepers, lunchboxes and more. Plus leaky pens, a belated "Happy Slurpus," a look back at David Gray and the rare double pledge of allegiance!

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Billy and Adam talk about garlic. Naturally. In this episode, they discuss the difficulties of unwrapping mother nature's garlic paper, its feud with Big Coffee, its complicated relationship with the Catholic Church and more. Plus, an update on the No Joke Olympics, hot dogs in a werewolf's ass and a public declaration that, "I Choose Garlic."

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Billy and Adam travel the country. In this episode they learn about the history of various city's nicknames. The Big Apple. The Big Easy. Charm City. The Windy City. And more. Plus, the No Joke Olympics, Billy and Adam admit they are not men of their word, weekend vibes, Bermuda energy plus things you might hear in New Orleans!

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Billy and Adam take flight. In this episode they discuss bumping into people's knees with your luggage, the overhead baggage bullies, the mysterious locker room when you enter, the Doughboys and more. Plus, hot air balloons, fast cars, big wave surfing and the sounds of apologies!

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Billy and Adam improve the past. In this episode, they get a head start on human / dinosaur relations. Saddles, side cars and, most importantly, safety goggles. Plus a sweet tweet, a calm speaking voice and dramatic line reads of, "Not The Mama!"

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Billy and Adam are stuck. In this episode, they discuss the various glues: Elmer, Gorilla. Stick. What is their back of the paper glue strategy? Have they ever glued a sneaker to the ceiling? And should glue be... illegal? Plus, Mr. Clean's first name, the Humble Helpful Honda Guys, a quick lesson in sparkling, God and Billy's call to Adam!

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Billy and Adam spent the day with Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury - two heavyweight boxers fighting for the championship belt in July. In this episode, Billy and Adam recap the day and their interviews. Then, they discuss what they expected, what surprised them and who they are rooting for. Plus, Billy's lack of twitter verification, how to sell a fight, mental health awareness, press conference silence treatments and a quick Michael Buffer impression!

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Billy and Adam hit the ice. In this episode they try to talk about hockey but end up talking about twitter, wet rats, boring shows to see in a theater, bombarding Amir and more. Plus, the iceman cometh, Billy stayeth and the sound of a dad at a hockey game!

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Billy and Adam bring a friend to the fest. Amir Blumenfeld, HeadGum's co-founder, joins them to discuss what went right and what went wrong with their plans for The No Joke Music and Arts Festival. Was he a fan of the chairs, car insurance and parkas? No. But was he a fan of the fake bands? Also no. Plus, learn about his previous two bands, Manage Storage and Amir and Steve, find out if he gets an invite to perform in the music tent and eavesdrop on a secret conversation between Billy and Adam!

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Billy and Adam plan an epic summer festival. In this episode they head to Reno to select the musicians, comedians and commercial sponsors for the first annual No Joke Music and Arts Festival. Plus, folding chairs, eyeglass holders, fake names, funny bones and the sounds of Adam snoring!

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Billy and Adam give aliens a few tips. In this episode they assume aliens will be landing on earth in the coming days and decide to make a few suggestions on how they can make a splashy arrival. Drop an album, start an Instagram account, put stickers on their UFOs and more. Plus, #TheWalletWars rages on, the secret of tequila soda and a few catchphrases for Aliens to use!

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Billy and Adam brainstorm events for the first annual No Joke Olympics. In this episode they hatch a plan to compete in various Olympic events this Summer. Track and Field, Long Jump, Melon Toss, Artistic Swimming and more. Have a suggestion for an event? Let them know! Plus, a heartbreaking first act, Referee Geoffrey, the Wallet Wars and sounds of cheering and jeering!

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Billy and Adam go brack to the future. In this episode they pit various forms of french fries against one another in a March Madness style bracket to determine a winner. Curly, steak, sweet potato, waffle, McDonald's, and for some reason onion rings, go head to head for potato glory. Plus, Billy needs a Brother, Adam gets a #WhoIsFunnier vote and two more original line reads!

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Billy and Adam prepare for the Summer. In this episode they catch bugs, dig up bones, take picnics and fill garbage bags with water. Plus, Adam does dramatic line reads, Billy begs influencers, they count the votes for #WhoIsFunnier and a second Boars Head parody song is performed!

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Billy and Adam fall in love all over again. In this episode they play The Newlywed Game to recount where they had their first date, who is the messiest, what they were wearing the first time they met, who is the better driver, cook and answer other romantic quiz questions. Plus, Billy sings a Boars Head song and Adam teaches Tae Kwon Do!

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Billy and Adam tip their cap. In this episode they try to determine the best hat via the bracket format. Baseball, cowboy, gardening, helmet, beekeeper and more. One will win. All are hats. Well, most are hats. Plus, user submitted bunny facts, tiny evil giraffes and Billy and Adam say, "That's hat," twice!

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Billy and Adam play the game, "Never Have I Ever." In this episode they discuss public defecation, high diving boards, BB guns, serenades, swearing and more. Plus, their history with spin the bottle, seven minutes in heaven and the sound of three snaps!

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Billy and Adam put their bunny where their mouth is. In this episode they discuss iconic bunnies. Easter. Bugs. Bad. All of them. Plus, broken headphones, spoiled stories, Shawn Mendes and a boing-boing sound!

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Billy and Adam go brack to brack. In their second bracket-format episode, eight breakfast foods go head to head and a winner is crowned. Will eggs crack under the pressure? Does half a grapefruit stand half a chance? And why do Billy and Adam say "cereal cold" and "cereal hot?" Plus, a look back at juices, Billy pitches doo-doo and the sound of a sizzle! 

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Billy and Adam go mad for juice. In this episode they place eight different fruit juices in a March Madness style bracket to determine a winner. Who will get the number one seed? How far can guava go? And does anyone really like Cranberry juice? Plus pulp, throat coats, underdogs and the sound of a drink being poured! 

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Billy and Adam talk during the daytime. In this episode they reflect on some of the iconic and eccentric daytime talk show hosts from the 90s. Oprah, Rosie, Maury, Jerry, Montell and more. Plus, Adam teaches Billy about the Royal Family, Billy throws baked potatoes at a studio audience, more chaos from the Boars Head Boys and the sounds of a chainsaw! 

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Billy and Adam get groceries. In this episode they discuss the joys and stresses of heading to the supermarket. What is their favorite aisle? Do they prefer cookies to crackers? Have they used Instacart? And what exactly is muzak? Plus, Adam joins Discord, Billy wants Boars Head bucks, more act break woes and the sound of drum!

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Billy and Adam get comfortable. In this episode they discuss their favorite type of shorts: mesh. They're light. They're breezy. They make you look like an oversized 13 year old. Also in the episode: the end of music on No Joke, experimental act breaks, Sean Connery impressions, buffalo stampedes and the sounds of a fly!

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Billy and Adam walk on thin ice. In this episode they discuss crushed ice, cubed ice and that one ice cube that has a little tunnel running through it. Also, slushies, performative brain freeze, ice cubes that play music, logs in a supermarket, network notes from Nick Bernstein, the international holiday of Slurpus and music from Snow!

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Billy and Adam discuss the topic on everyone's mouths... toothpaste. In this episode they chat about Adam's minty loyalty, Billy's cheesecake in a tube and toothpaste so big it only fits in the tub. Plus, Rob Gronkowski, Review Revue and music from Foxy Brown!

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Billy and Adam turn into monsters. In this episode they discuss King Kong, Godzilla, Blobs, Beetlejuice and The Addams Family vs. The Munsters. Plus, Adam fears the Reddit community, Billy takes a selfie with a T. Rex, episode numbers going down and a potential Clubhouse meet up. With music from Radiohead!

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Billy and Adam get on the roof. In this episode they discuss how to clean your gutter, gutter mothers and small talk with the gutter guy. Plus, bowling balls getting tossed through ceilings, saying knock knock after knocking on doors, escalators to the seventeenth floor and more. Plus, two songs from Outkast!

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