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Publisher |: Arcade Audio

Media Type |: audio

Podknife tags |: Comedy,; Fiction,; Improv,; Science Fiction

Categories Via RSS |: Comedy,; Comedy Fiction,; Fiction,; Improv

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Humanoid Resources is an improvised podcast about the operations of the HR (Humanoid Resources) Department aboard the fictional U.S.S. Spaceship, in the year 2667. A human from 2016, a tiny alien and a robot interview the ship's inhabitants and make funnies. Told through the lens of crazy professors, rogue government agents and sensible gratuate assistants finding tapes in the present day, this podcast is worth every penny. Because it's free.

Humanoid Resources is the discovery of which two extraterrestrials and a former HR Generalist of a PNC Bank run the HR (Humanoid Resources) department aboard an enormous spaceship, and interview its inhabitants. Experienced through the eyes of our narrators, Professor Barnabus and his Graduate Assistant Michelle, witness the wacky banter these idiots make up.

Country Of Origin |: USA
Produced In |: Chicago, IL
Premiere Date |: 2016-05-25
Frequency |: Biweekly
Explicit |: No

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74 Available Episodes (74 Total) / Average duration: 00:45:52

Date Duration Most Reviewed Highest Rated

74 Available Episodes (74 Total)Average duration: 00:45:52

Jun 25, 2019

00:58:52

The final episode of Humanoid Resources. Old friends show down with old enemies, and the boys say goodbye.

Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Purrow- Julia Heynen

Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara

Clip Cleanback- Rich Camillucci

The Oculon- Brad Pike

Charmeleon- Brennan Lowery

Arielanna Medusa- Jessica Landis

Dick Flynn- Wink Stone

Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin

P16- all.com/images/wallpapers/pig-images/pig-images-10.jpg">Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Special Agent Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Michelle Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker

Artwork by Blair Britt

Jun 11, 2019

00:48:22

The Battle of the U.S.S. Spaceship begins, and Humanoid Resources enters the endgame.

Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis

Purrow- Julia Heynen

Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara

Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci

The Oculon- Brad Pike

P16- all.com/images/wallpapers/pig-images/pig-images-10.jpg">Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

May 28, 2019

00:44:54

Oh boy, finale? Yep, this is part one of three- the beginning of the end of Humanoid Resources. The boys get a visit from some of their old friends on the ship, who have a proposition for them. Meanwhile, now that the Professor and Danica are finally on board the U.S.S. Spaceship, they’ll definitely do some important stuff, right? Right?

Arielana Medusa- Jess Landis

Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis

Purrow- Julia Heynen

Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara

Nora the Bop It- Elizabel Riggs

P16- all.com/images/wallpapers/pig-images/pig-images-10.jpg">Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

May 14, 2019

00:43:52

The HR Boys get a visit from Frankenbeans- sentient garbage with a can’t miss offer on a bang-up deal. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica reckon with finally being aboard the U.S.S. Spaceship.

Frankenbeans the Garbage- Andrew Garcia

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- all.com/images/wallpapers/pig-images/pig-images-10.jpg">Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Apr 30, 2019

00:42:55

Bada bing bada boom, the HR Boys are about to get a visit from certified fresh to death badass Christopher Moltisanti, a clone of actor Michael Imperioli, who has problems meatier than a plate of gabagool. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica are in Space Jail, but…where is the prison exactly?

Christopher Moltisanti- Jason Ouimette

Doug Doyle/The Warden- Connor Doyle

P16- all.com/images/wallpapers/pig-images/pig-images-10.jpg">Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Apr 16, 2019

00:10:42

Hey, how did the Professor and Danica get out of that Death Gauntlet, anyway? Didn’t we just like…gloss over that? Should we have spent more time on this?

Professor Barnabus/Sully from Boston- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Various- Connor Doyle

Artwork by Blair Britt

Apr 02, 2019

00:41:40

Nothing to see HERE, HR Boys. Certainly not a traaaap sprung by your evil, I mean, friendly friend Captain Drew Butt. Why don’t you come on in and stay a while, huh? Huhhh?

Captain Drew Butt / Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen

Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle

P16- all.com/images/wallpapers/pig-images/pig-images-10.jpg">Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Mar 19, 2019

00:43:55

All right team, let’s circle up and try to generate some corporate synergy here. Action item- review this episode where Blim Blammo the Rock Man visits the HR Department to discuss FRAGILE Project Management. Gary, let’s put your vacation recap in the parking lot and discuss it at the team happy hour later. Also in flight, the Professor and Danica check out the Death Maze Gift Shop. All right, good work team, see you all at the pair programming/pair knitting hour at 4:00! Regards.

Blim Blammo- Ben Palin

Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle

P16- all.com/images/wallpapers/pig-images/pig-images-10.jpg">Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Mar 05, 2019

00:46:35

Django the YourMom visits the HR Boys, with a needle in his head and a dream in his heart. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica get riddled…with riddles! Hoo boy. That one hurt.

Django the YourMom- Dan Betcher

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- all.com/images/wallpapers/pig-images/pig-images-10.jpg">Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Feb 19, 2019

00:46:53

The HR Boys get a visit from the adjective-worthy Ya’Quee’Ya and Ted, two gaseous fortune tellers who are just trying to figure out where their lunches went, man! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica celebrate the Professor’s birthday in space’s largest Death Gauntlet. (Not) Brought to you by Quizno’s (RIP).

The Incomparable Ya’Queen’Ya- Alex Moorman

The Magnificent Ted- John Mahoney

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- all.com/images/wallpapers/pig-images/pig-images-10.jpg">Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Jun 25 | 00:58:52

Season 3 Ep. 19: The Finale Part 3

Jun 11 | 00:48:22

Season 3 Ep. 18: The Finale Part 2

May 28 | 00:44:54

Season 3 Ep. 17: The Finale Part 1

May 14 | 00:43:52

Season 3 Ep. 16: The Garbage

Apr 30 | 00:42:55

Season 3 Ep. 15: The Michael Imperioli

Apr 16 | 00:10:42

Bonus Episode: The Death Gauntlet

Apr 02 | 00:41:40

Season 3 Ep. 13: The Trap

Mar 19 | 00:43:55

Season 3 Ep. 12: The Rock Man

Mar 05 | 00:46:35

Season 3 Episode 11: The TV Repair Man

Feb 19 | 00:46:53

Season 3 Ep. 10: The Fortune Tellers

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