From the right, it's Mark Hard, and from the left it's Pete Hard! Join the Hard Brothers (Mike Still and Paul Welsh) for a bare-knuckle political brawl that will leave you with an America-shaped bruise on your brain. Featuring your favorite comedians performing as your (least) favorite politicians.
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Mar 28, 2018
104. Mark and Pete Hard Finally Kiss (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, D’Arcy Carden, Carl Tart, Henry Zebrowski, Jessica McKenna, Zach Reino)
01:24:44
Jeff Foxworthy is at the door, and Mark Pete are closing the borders with help from Attorney General Jeff Sessions (Paul F. Tompkins), former presidential candidate Jill Stein (D’Arcy Carden), prominent Trump supporter Velveteen Carter (Carl Tart), patriotic singer Miguel Wargo (Craig Rowin), conservative media personality Alex Jones (Henry Zebrowski), video game legend Mario and his talking hat Cappy (Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino), and maybe more. Secret alliances are revealed, murder will be attempted, and things get surprisingly intimate. Plus: Mark offers some words to live by.
Mar 21, 2018
103. The Capitol Steps Pound It Out Their Peehole (w/ Baby Wants Candy)
01:14:53
DC musical legends The Capitol Steps (“Baby Wants Candy”’s Chris Grace, Ashley Ward, John Hartman and Scott Passarella) return to Hard Nation with catheters in tow, and songs about Sophie’s Choice, Laura Bush’s DUI, the complete history of America and Mockin Jay Pt. 1. Plus: Mark was in an all white male version of West Side Story, and Pete is taking a lot of Fentanyl. And don’t forget about Matthew Broderick...
Mar 14, 2018
102. Sarah Huckabee Sanders Can’t Do Sit-Ups (w/ Pam Murphy)
00:49:10
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Pam Murphy) returns to do shuttle runs around the Hard Nation studios. She reveals her true feelings about Hope Hicks, defends her handling of the Stormy Daniels scandal, and reads more real letters that real children wrote President Trump. Plus: Mark leads Pete on a meditative journey.
Mar 07, 2018
101. Rick Gates Is Head Of The AV Club (w/ Andrew Hansen)
00:46:27
Former Trump advisor Rick Gates (Andrew Hansen) isn't just a person of interest in the Mueller investigation, he's also a very good boy. He talks to Mark and Pete about what he has in common with Spongebob and Mueller's baby blue eyes, but can't resist some gross-looking but delicious candy. Plus: The Hard boys get some shocking news.
Feb 28, 2018
100. Elizabeth Warren & Chuck Schumer Love Ballers (w/ Rachel Bloom, Dan Gregor)
00:56:18
Rising Democratic Senators Elizabeth "Poseidon" Warren (Rachel Bloom) and Chuck "Lil Squish" Schumer (Dan Gregor) waltz into Hard Nation like a couple of Admiral Holdos. Warren thinks all Americans deserve a "double drop" like Splash Mountain, Schumer's famous cousin has been sending him dog crap for 1600 days, and both of them dish on their favorite taffy flavors. Plus: it's Hard Nation's 100th episode!
Feb 21, 2018
99. Jeff Foxworthy Is Rastafarian Now (w/ Jason Saenz)
00:45:42
Newly dreadlocked comedian Jeff Foxworthy (Jason Saenz) brings a backpack full of essential oils to the shores of Hard Nation. With his PR rep (who is a cactus) in tow, he teaches a hapless Mark how to tell his patented “redneck” jokes. Plus: Pete hypothesizes what Olympic curlers are like in the bedroom.
Feb 14, 2018
98. Stormy Daniels Loves Pink Himalayan Salt (w/ Jamie Denbo)
00:49:19
Adult film actress Stormy Daniels (Jamie Denbo) joins Mark Pete on Hard Nation to allegedly talk about the alleged rendezvous she may or may not have had with our current president. She also shares outspoken thoughts on her failed political career, the death of Aziz Ansari, and which religious group is multiplying “like butterflies.” Plus: Mark shares his romantic Valentine’s Day plans.
Feb 07, 2018
97. Alec Baldwin Is Beetlejuice (w/ Lee Rubenstein)
00:52:02
Actor Alec Baldwin (Lee Rubenstein) leans into five or six different controversies on today’s Hard Nation. He talks satire in the age of Trump, what the “AB” stands for in "ABFoundation," and why America won the hunt for Red October. Plus: Mark shouldn’t have invested in Bitcoin. Dilly dilly!
Jan 31, 2018
96. Michael Wolff Fucks (w/ Adam Frucci)
00:52:02
Bestselling “Fire Fury” author Michael Wolff (Adam Frucci) stops by Hard Nation, willing to burn any bridges and destroy his personal relationships to offer Mark Pete some juicy stories. Wolff tells us how Steve Bannon smells and his dream of infiltrating Netflix, before he and Mark engage in some “locker room talk.” Meanwhile, Pete just wants to protect the mice...
Jan 24, 2018
95. Vladimir Putin Hates Breaking The Fourth Wall (w/ Greg Tuculescu)
00:55:01
Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin (Greg Tuculescu) and his impressive man-boobs arrive on the shores of Hard Nation! Putin claims he wrestles President Trump every time he meets him, endorses a 'strong hug' as his favorite murder method, and admits he wants to take over the United States. Plus: the Hard boys talk Oscar noms!
Mar 28 | 01:24:44
104. Mark and Pete Hard Finally Kiss (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, D’Arcy Carden, Carl Tart, Henry Zebrowski, Jessica McKenna, Zach Reino)
Mar 21 | 01:14:53
103. The Capitol Steps Pound It Out Their Peehole (w/ Baby Wants Candy)
Mar 14 | 00:49:10
102. Sarah Huckabee Sanders Can’t Do Sit-Ups (w/ Pam Murphy)
Mar 07 | 00:46:27
101. Rick Gates Is Head Of The AV Club (w/ Andrew Hansen)
Feb 28 | 00:56:18
100. Elizabeth Warren & Chuck Schumer Love Ballers (w/ Rachel Bloom, Dan Gregor)
Feb 21 | 00:45:42
99. Jeff Foxworthy Is Rastafarian Now (w/ Jason Saenz)
Feb 14 | 00:49:19
98. Stormy Daniels Loves Pink Himalayan Salt (w/ Jamie Denbo)
Feb 07 | 00:52:02
97. Alec Baldwin Is Beetlejuice (w/ Lee Rubenstein)
Jan 31 | 00:52:02
96. Michael Wolff Fucks (w/ Adam Frucci)
Jan 24 | 00:55:01
95. Vladimir Putin Hates Breaking The Fourth Wall (w/ Greg Tuculescu)
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