Wanna hear Matthew Broderick impressions? Our review, history and cancelled future are all incidental. Come for the impressions, stay for our horrendous movie pitches.LINKS:Original Godzilla Draft: http://www.wordplayer.com/archives/GODZILLA.cover.htmlGodzilla graphic novel: http://americankaiju.kaijuphile.com/american-godzilla94/#graphic-novel/page/6-7Godzilla sequel treatment: american-godzilla.fandom.com/wiki/Godzilla_2#cite_note-5">https://the-american-godzilla.fandom.com/wiki/Godzilla_2#cite_note-5As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for your favourite sequel pitch @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

By Grabthar's Hammer! We're still doing a podcast!Another lock down edition of False Starts Pod. All about Galaxy Quest starring Dwight from The Office and some others!As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for your favourite sequel pitch @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

Is it a 'Creature'? Is it a 'Monster'? An 'It'? A 'Frankenstein's Monster'?A 'Frankenstein'?An 'Adam'? Who knows? This movie certainly doesn't. But it definitely is horrific.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for your favourite sequel pitch @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

Beetlejuice... BEETLEJUICE... BEE... ahhhh we wouldn't do that to you.We dive into the history of Tim Burton's 1988 masterpiece (if you're in to that sort of thing, which some of us definitely aren't) to find out just why it never got a sequel.SPOILERS, because it was called 'B**tlejuice Goes Hawaiian' and Lewis has read that whole script so you don't have to. Hear about that inside.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for your favourite sequel pitch @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7Kevin Smith vs Tim Burton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggUwTXLiYzA

We're back baby! And just in time because Sonic the Hedgehog has only been out... a while. But what do we think of it? What do we make of Sonic's weird little Hedgehog toes? And do we prefer using Zillow or Rightmove? As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

APOLOGIES FOR THE AUDIO ON THIS ONEMuch like the movie, there may be a good podcast hidden within. But there's a lot of s**t you need to put up with.We watched 2017's Power Rangers, starring Stickle Brick Walter White. Evil Billy from Stranger Things as a hero(?) and Elizabeth Banks, comped in from a totally different movie.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 It's a wonderful life in colour - https://youtu.be/qoAcEhKDOPw

Pfft great another movie all about straight white males and how hard they have it. Eyeroll. It is a nice change to see a baby as the villain though. Sound like nonsense? More lies within. Along with regular feature 'Historically accurate babblings with Ashley'. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

Two Christmas focus podcasts? Three podcasts in a month? Well it truly is a wonderful life isn't it?Dan takes the reins this episode as we take a deep look into It's a Wonderful Life and it's failed sequels (I know right?!? As surprised as you are). As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 It's a wonderful life in colour - https://youtu.be/qoAcEhKDOPw

In which our intrepid heroes mostly discuss cheesecake and if prequels are sequels. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 Original shorts: https://vimeo.com/16878465https://vimeo.com/16878867PODWIFE:https://www.ittybittypodcast.com/

Don't call them angel... of the morning angel. Don't touch their cheek before you leave them baby. We discuss Elizabeth Banks new movie and if Bill Murray evolves into Patrick Stewart Lewis' experience at the cinema https://twitter.com/FalseStartsPod/status/1202308323707625472?s=20 As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

Racism, sexism, misogyny. Americas answer to James Bond from a British porno writer.... I'm sorry, it's Remo Williams. The Adventure Begins.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7Remo Williams TV Pilot opening - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQi0eTu4gps

It's the Terminators third attempt at starting a new trilogy (after Salvation and Genysis), we watch Terminator Dark Fate. Is it third time lucky?Well no, it's lost the studio $100m BUT... what do WE think of it?As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7

Oh mamma! The Dark Universe. The very thing that inspire us making this podcast. We take our first, and obviously only dive into Alex Kurtzman's failed extended universe. With The Mummy.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube

We watched Ad Astra, a 2 hour long Vauxhall Astra commercial starring Brad Astra. Did it make us Mad Astra? I'll stop now. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrDbPtd5AHlQY3maPp3BY3g

WE'RE BACK! After an unplanned break, we. Are. Back!And boy oh boy do some of us wish we weren't. This episode we watch the Hayden Skywalker, Action... noir... romantic comedy... thing? Jumper. He Jumps, a lot.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

Hey there. It's been a while... Remember that Dora movie that came out about half a year ago? As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube

Do you like Mad Max and...... water? Then you might like Waterworld. One of the biggest bombs in movie history. And we're checking out the extended 3 hours long Uylsses Cut!As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrDbPtd5AHlQY3maPp3BY3g

Gather ye round the fire children and listen with us as Daddy Daniel tells us the story of how Disney did, or possibly didn't steal the idea for The Lion King. Information lies within. So be prepared.

Is the new live action Disney remake any good? Is it live action? Will the gangs local cinema ever get their s**t together? Can Woody rescue Jessie and Stinky Pete in time? Find out in this episode of False Starts Foreplay. Where we promise SOME of the answers to the above. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube. And thank you again to again to Podcoin.

Roy from the IT Crowd. Mr Poppy. Trillian and Other Man. Go on a time travelling Bonnie Tyler filled adventure in their TURDIS.And if that sound like a load of rambling nonsense wait until you hear the rest of the episode. Actually seeing the movie is advised for this one folks. It's only 80 mins.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrDbPtd5AHlQY3maPp3BY3g

Here come the men in black. So nod ya' head (cos the black suits are coming) and... Pitbull song. As we review Men In Black International. Is it any good? Or should we erase it from our memories with... I dunno? A bat to the head or something. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube. And thank you again to again to Podcoin.

His Dark Materials. A hugely popular book series.The world in a fantasy high.New Line cinema, coming off the back of Lord of the Rings.Everything in position for this to be a huge hit and amazing movie right? Right?!?!As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube. Many thanks to Podcoin this month for taking the place of our #Podwife.

Pika pika everybody. Let's discuss some of the horrific implications of this universe and the movie in general. In a bonus ep to say. Sorry to keep you waiting. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

What questions lie ahead for you? What is an origin story? Who is the Lobster? Because it's not Patrick Warburton. Is Hellboy 2019 any good? As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

You might've seen a house fly! You might have seen a dragon fly! But have you seen the new live action Disney remake from the Imagination of Tim Burton? Well we have... OR HAVE WE? As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

You might've seen a house fly! You might have seen a dragon fly! But have you listened to 3 fully grown adult males pick apart a kids movie from the 40s?We review Dumbo (1941). Join us as we discuss drunk Disney characters, horrific body horror in children's movies and we find out just how many toilets and elephant weighs.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

The guy from Keanu. The Liam Neesons is my sh*t! dude. He's made another movie. Is it any good? Why are you asking Us?.... US! As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

EEEVERYOOONE should listen to this episode. As we find out, which era of Gary Oldman (Goldman) is the best? If the most French human ever, Jean Reno is actually Itallian. And just what happened to Luc Besson?We discuss, Leon: The Professional... Extended Edition.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

Is Kit Harrington the same as James Corden? Is that Javier Bardem? Is this the end of HTTYD? Join us as we answer none of these questions and more. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

False Starts: Ghostbusters (2016) - Episode 20What? No no the Podcast didn't finish, we just needed 3 months to prepare for this.Join us, as we get Lewis more and more drunk throughout and discuss, Ghostbusters, 2016, Colon, Answer the Call. Slash Ghostbusters one. Slash Three?As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

There's nothing like striking whilst the iron is dead cold. Join Ash, Lewis and Dan as they talk about Mr. McTwists latest film Glass!

we are back for 2019! After a delay to proceedings we want to make it up to you by answering some personal questions like; what's the best potato? what birthday knick knack is your favourite? and many more. please enjoy!

we are back for 2019! After a delay to proceedings we want to make it up to you by answering some personal questions like; what's the best potato? what birthday knick knack is your favourite? and many more. please enjoy!

Welcomes to our big bumper special double Christmas episode of False Starts where the movies we discuss didn't fail to start a franchise, but ended one instead.Yes that's the full title of the episode.This time out we decide to ruin Christmas with the 2 Home Alone movies that most people have never heard of. Merry(?) Christmas everyone.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

You're a mean one Illumination. We saw The Grinch and if you like your Grinches happy and full of bad music, this may be the film for you. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube.

Are you not entertained? If not please don't leave a review. This episode we cover Ridley Scott's 'Gladiator'. Bad impressions, eyebrows, Randy Newman and so SO much history are coming your way. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube

Know what they call the El Royale in America? The Royale with Cheese. We discuss the new movie starring Ron Swanson and NOT Tom Holland, Bad Times At The El Royale! As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube

Are you ready to travel with our hero Virginia to Barsoom, where he will meet the Shark Jeddak, Tars Tarkas? Will our hero be able to stop Sab Than and the Theres and find love with the Helium Princess, Dejah Thoris? Did reading that make your head hurt? Well we watched over 2 hours worth of it for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Also Bryan Cranston is there... Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @FalseStartsPod and please remember to subscribe and review.

Welcome dear listeners. To the worst podcast we've ever recorded. Set on a holiday, genius child, quippy lead, super suits, Shane Black! That's right we discuss Iron Man 3ImeanThePredator! As always please like review and subscribe (but maybe base your review on another episode) and find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod

From the director of 3 Saw movies comes A MUSICAL!...Wait... what? (Checks notes) Oh, a gothic rock opera set in the future, about a serial killer who comes to repossess your organs. Also Paris Hilton. That sounds right now. We review REPO! The Genetic Opera and discuss the franchise it failed to kick start Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @FalseStartsPod and please remember to subscribe and review.

Many thanks to our Twitter follower Gustavo for suggesting this as a bonus episode! We talk about NBCs 2011 failed Pilot for a Wonder Woman TV show and it is... odd. Why is her costume so cheap? Why is there so much boob talk? What's up with Liz Hurley? All these questions and more lie within. Remember to subscribe and review. You can follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPod where you can vote for your favourite Wonder Woman series pitch and suggest any False Starts of your own.

From the director of beloved kids movies, Brian Henson comes a movie that is... the opposite of that. We review the Happytime Murders, a movie 10+ years in the making. Does it show? Find out by listening! (The answer is yes, yes it does) Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @FalseStartsPod and please remember to subscribe and review.

Join us this month as we discuss the film that you forgot was a thing - The A Team (2010) buh buh buuuurh, buh buh buuuurh, budadadaderder buh dadadadeerrrr theme tune! Your beloved False Starts Fellas discuss the problems of hiring felons and the mentally ill, the well known exotic locations of "somewhere in Mexico", the calous murder of innocent fishermen, and the general pitying of fools. Find our nonsense on [social media links] and vote for your favourite incoherent sequel pitch.

Yes you're right the title HAS changed again. Well spotted, gold star. The bonus episodes will now release BEFORE the main False Start. For reasons only we have forgotten. This episode the group saw Hotel Artemis and yes Lewis did actually get a chance to see it this time. But it was a mission. Find out why inside. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @FalseStartsPod and please remember to subscribe and review.

The boys watch The First Purge, when we say boys, we mean 2/3s of them As Lewis, just couldn't bring himself to do it. Instead he has his own ideas about what The First Purge is based off of nothing and no prior knowledge. Ashley and Dan attempt to carry on proceedings as usual. Remember to like, subscribe, share and follow us on twitter @FalseStartsPod

Quick imagine something, anything! Was it awesome? I bet it was. Well it turns out that Ryan Reynolds has no imagination at all because all he can think of are guns, planes and fisting! We review the 2011 waste of a Taika Waititi, 'Green Lantern'. Please like, comment, subscribe and share as you see fit and remember to vote for your favorite sequel pitch on Twitter @FalseStartsPod

The third and final part of our 1 year anniversary Punanza specials... OR IS IT??!?!?!?* Can Punisher War Zone repair the bonds broken by Punisher 2004? Can Frank Castle punch clean through a human skull? Listen to find out. And as ever, vote for your favourite sequel pitch and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPod

It's the middle episode of our three Punisher movie specials and by jove it nearly ended a 12 year friendship. Things get heated as we discuss who made a better Punisher movie, Thomas Jane? Or Dolph Lundgren? As ever, vote for your favourite sequel pitch and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPod

Welcome one and all to the first of THREE, Count them THREE special episodes celebrating our one year anniversary. That's right, its a PUNANAZA as we review all 3 Punisher movies. Starting with the Dolph Lundgren version. As ever, vote for your favourite sequel pitch and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPod

One year old! One year old! We mark the occasion with something special. A regular episode of False Starts Podcast! Super Mario Bros. The Movie is 25 years old. How do we celebrate that? By not acknowledging that fact at all because we reviewed it by sheer coincidence. Behind the scenes stories, screaming, threats of violence and constant drinking? Is this a description of the movie or the podcast? Heres a clue, it's both. All the usual shenanigans plus some exciting news about the future lie inside. Find us and vote for your favourite sequel pitch on Twitter and Facebook @FalseStartsPod

This month we get our spoop on with A Quiet Place. We ask the pressing questions of a about the movie... Socks or Anti-Socks? Choose wisely. Our False Start for this episode is Guy Ritchie’s RocknRolla in which a star-studded cast of poorly-named characters with terrible mockney accents try and fail to tell us exactly what a RocknRolla is... Please remember to Like, Rate, Review and Subscribe wherever you may listen to us, and vote for your favourite sequel and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPod

Welcome to our first family friendly episode! WARNING: Do not listen to this episode with your family... unless it's your Nan, she loves a good jizz joke. We recently all went together to watch a 4DX film - yay 4DX! Have a listen to what we think about it! Also it was during the new Tomb Raider movie so we may just talk about that too... but 4DX! Boy oh boy, we hope you like getting pummeled in the back for 2 hours! Can this latest iteration of Lara Croft break the curse of video game movies? Have a listen and come to your own decision... after we tell you what to think. The False Start this month is Keith Lemon The Movie, featuring every z-list celebrity cameo. How many can you count? If you're lucky enough to live in a country where Keith Lemon isn't a thing please do send 3 one-way tickets (first class... duh) to us so that we can join you in your glorious utopia! We can record an episode with your Nan! So get your fake knob out, put your wig and moustache on, and join us in this whacky adventure! Vote for your favourite sequel and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPod. And find us on Facebook, Podomatic, iTunes and Soundcloud @FalseStartsPod and please remember to Like, Rate, Review and Subscribe. Seriously. What's your Nan's number?

False Starts: Episode 9: - Master Commander (2003) / The Greatest Showman Come with us on our nonsense nautical and naval adventure as we review Master Commander The Far Side Of The World. The only movie where the title is longer than the film! The boys also review the new musical The Greatest Showman and Ashley has a PT Barnum quiz. Dad Jokes! Sea Shanties! Captain Pugwash and Egg Nog abound! And Lewis finally gets his revenge on Dan for the Xmas Episode. Many thanks to our Podwife this month The Rise of King Asilas. Vote for your favourite sequel and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPod. And find us on Facebook, Podomatic, iTunes and Soundcloud @FalseStartsPod and please remember to Like, Rate, Review and Subscribe.

Join the False Starts musical and singalong with all your favourite bits! In this episode we talk about the False Start 'Step Brothers' and 2018’s Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Can you hear the drums? Don’t put your nutsack on them! Plus all the regular news and sequel pitches. Poll result – 02:45 News! – 04:00 Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle – 10:57 Step Brothers – 46:20 Sequel Pitches – 01:31:05 Vote on the Twitter poll, find us on Facebook @FalseStartsPod and please like, review and subscribe. Podwife this episode is 'What The Fanboy Podcast'

A very Merry Christmas and welcome to Hell! In this special bonus Christmas episode we review the "Classic", K. Gordon Murray's 1959 movie, 'Santa Claus'. Or to use it's alternate title 'Santa Claus vs The Devil'. Or as Lewis calls it "Genuinely the worst movie I have ever seen in my life." If you would like to watch this insane movie for yourself, you can! Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2n3bMt6Y98t Oh and we also review Elf. Our festive podcast wife this month is Braintrust Bros, thanks guys.

False Starts: Episode 7 - Forrest Gump (1994) Do you want to hear; Forrest Gump's PC Password? An answer to Which war had the best soundtrack? Wheter Jen-nay a bad person? How about middling to okay Forrest Gump Impressions? If you answered Yes, then boy howdy do we have the podcast for you! We also discuss the years best comedy, 'Jigsaw' in full spoilerific detail. Plus all the regular news, pitches, discarded sequels and shenanigans. PodWife this month is 'Hey Down In Front' Podcast. Go give them a listen. And find us on Twitter, Facebook, iTunes, Soundcloud, Podomatic @FalseStartsPod and don't forget to Vote in our poll.

False Starts: Episode 6: - I Am Legend (2007) In which the False Starts friendly white sci-fi nerds define robots, try to find the dog food and shout about books. In this episode we talk about the False Start 'I am Legend', where the Fresh Prince is surrounded by vampires and comes to the shocking realisation that “omg, I AM legend!". We also spend far too long talking about Blade Runner 2049, plus all the regular news and sequel pitches. Addendums – 00:49 Poll result – 02:04 News! – 02:51 Blade Runner 2049 – 13:40 I am Legend – 55:06 Sequel Pitches – 02:16:17 Vote on the Twitter poll, find us on Facebook @FalseStartsPod and please like, review and subscribe.