The Fifty Shades franchise: A successful but deeply flawed literary (if we can call it that) trilogy, immortalised in an on-screen adaptation Jamie Dornan refuses to regret.

From negotiating the use of butt plugs to relationship red flags to crimes against the English language, Jessie and Clare debate the case of Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed.

What charges and sentences await this terribly written but widely beloved, horny franchise?

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The time has come for Jessie Stephens to prosecute the cancellation of her twin sister, Clare. How will Clare defend herself against allegations of crimes against fashion, questionable costume party choices, an insensitively timed fascination with bats, and more?

There will be gossip, there will be fighting, and there may even be Daily Mail headlines.

What will be Clare's charges and sentences?

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Kim Kardashian has been accused of a lot of things, but why do so many of her offences relate to altering images...badly? Why is her salad bowl so big?

Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we continue the cross-examination of Ms Kimberley Noel Kardashian. In Part One, we heard how things backfired for Kim during the 'throw sh*t at a wall and see what sticks' phase of her early career. In Part Two, we'll examine her social media crimes and consider the ethics behind owning a lock of dead lady hair. 

What will be her charges and sentences?

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Mamamia has a new podcast!

Ever wake up on a Sunday feeling a bit... sick about the week ahead? Ever wished you had a guide to help you shake it off and feel better? Fill My Cup is here for you. It's an overwhelm-fighting well-being show hosted by self-described witch Allira Potter that will give you practical tools to make your week that little bit better.

If you liked this episode, subscribe to Fill My Cup here: https://omny.fm/shows/fill-my-cup/playlists/fill-my-cup 

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Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' 

Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In Part One, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollipops to a questionable experience at a so-called 'elephant sanctuary'.

Will Kim Kardashian be Cancelled?

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Jordan Peterson has 12 Rules For Life, and we've got 12 counts of evidence (not really).

Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Mr Peterson is on trial. From being a downer, to unnecessary rules, to a meat only diet- Clare and Jessie examine it all.

So what will be his charges and sentences?

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Chris Pratt has had many roles, but the one he's been most known for recently is "The Worst Chris".  So how does this hold up in the Cancelled Courtroom?

We've got evidence of a fake tweets, misinterpreted instagram posts, a famous cat and a divorce that we've had to make up stories for.

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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You might know her as the Princess of Genovia, or perhaps even, Miranda Priestly’s Assistant. 

In the Cancelled Courtroom she will be addressed as, Anne Hathaway.

Jess & Clare dissect Hathaway’s resume including THAT Oscars co-hosting performance, the many reasons people hate her & just her general earnestness. 

So what will be her charges and sentences?

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we begin taking on the case of a little family you may have heard of - The Kardashians.

First up, Khloe Kardashian.

Evidence in Khloe's case includes terrible photoshop, turning a DUI into content and selling diet products that doctors do NOT approve of.

So will she be Cancelled? And what are her charges and sentences?

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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Musican. Actor. Cult leader?

There are a lot of accusations facing Jared Leto, but today he's put to the ultimate test- the Cancelled Courtroom.

We've got evidence of a Fyre Festival style event that looked like a cult, having some of the most extreme fans ever, and taking himself so seriously that one time, he gave himself gout.

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au

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