As in any episode, the first 25 minutes are just random rambling about who knows what. Feel free to skip to the actual stories, but be warned that this weeks stories are too funny! So yes, there is plenty of times where you might have no idea what the F Patti is saying through her chipmunk-like laugh. Have some trust though - these stories are WORTH IT. First, we start off with Patti and her story about the Dark Watchers… and she somehow she gets on the subject of a masturbation hike! Fridas’ story is the best one yet! Have you ever heard of pink dolphins that turns into hot men with huge blow holes? Well, after this episode you will!

In episode 17 Patti from Poland and Frida hear an unexpected sound during their recording… To say they are freaked out is not enough! In this episode they also take on two latino stories. That’s right, even Patti has a latin surprise for you! In the end they end up talking about having sex with ghosts and a long debate whether it is cheating or not. What do you think?

After a long break, Patti from Poland and Frida are back! In long awaited episode 16 they cover 2 more weird stories. Patti starts off with a detailed story from Hotel del Coronado and Kate Morgan ghost, and Frida explains where Vanilla comes from. On a personal level they explain why they took such a long break and why they are back! 

In this episode the Patti tells two paranormal stories from India, while Frida covers another story about a beautiful girl. However, this time she is met with an anaconda. Other than that, it is the usual 30 minutes of rambling in the beginning and 30 minutes of rambling in the end with occasional Gossip Girl references.

In Episode 14 we have some great stories for y'all! But before we move on, keep in mind that we recorded this episode before Christmas. Yes, it has been a while but las putas are back and better than ever. Patti starts off with a story about the Russian Sleep Experiment. It gets pretty graphic! Then Frida tells a story about another beautiful women, this time from Panama. Oh, but before all the stories the girls get tipsy on another level. That’s right… a lime pipe was used.

In Episode 13 the girls talk about their night out from the previous episode. They went full slut (some of you might seen it on Instagram). They also have a detailed conversation about the new sex trend.. It’s definitely a new one - at least for Patti and Frida. Yet again, they share their dirtiest secrets and 2 SPOOKY stories. Frida covers a story from Colombia, the land that brought us Daddy Yankee, Maluma Shakira! While Patti talks about a poltergeist that overtook 3 womens house and destroyed EVERYTHING!

In this Thanksgiving Episode we have something special for you! First we play Mad Libs or something like that.. And it gets real dirty! Sorry, not as funny as we thought it would be, but hey - you can skip that part - and the made up story we improvised on! The final 3 listeners stories are THE BEST part of the episode. Thanks to all who send them in. We have a a nice tipsy story, one tipsy/scary story, and we end off with analyzing how to find out if  a man has a big penis... That was some story! At the end of the episode we go to the club to get more tipsy stories for the next episode.

We are sorry in advance for this episode. Unfortunately, Frida’s beautiful voice was ruined by our poor ass microphone quality. Worry not though, this is still the best episode yet! So many bad comments, we might get banned… Of course, the highlight of this episode is the fact that Frida deep throats on air! But the stories aren’t less than that. Frida covers an amazingly LONG story of the “Bufa these Nuts”. While Patti takes on a mysterious story she found online about a poltergeist - her favorite. The girls, as always, get way too drunk and almost fall asleep on air. Opps. Also, we are going to improve the quality of that bad mofokin’ mic! That’s a promise!

Episode 10 gets too crazy! The girls decided to drink some Kendall Jackson - they bought one bottle each of course! As always with wine, they get way too drunk, way too quickly. However, that is good news for you! They share some embarrassing stories and make very inappropriate jokes. As for the scary stories, this week they have two legends! One from Guatemala, covered by Frida. The legend of the Tatuana, a story about another beautiful women that goes sideways. Patti also covers a legend in this episode, La leyenda de los Amantes de Teruel. It’s a love story and has no scary content whatsoever, but once she started the research and translation, it was too late. Oops… It’s okay though, because Patti from Poland is so drunk, that the story becomes yet another puzzle. Enjoy!

Honestly, Episode 9 is another mess. We talk about intercourse, periods, the Tall Tat Man, another Latin Legend that proves women did not matter back in the day.. Oh and.. Opps, it’s Halloween and we totally forgot so this episode has no Halloween theme at all! Sorry, not sorry. You should already know that this podcast is trash and all we have to offer is the inappropriate comments. If you enjoy that, You’re welcome! Also I wrote this drunk so I’m sorry. Bye...