This week we're talking about weird product instructions, a photo of a painting of a painting of a painting, bees that can do math, a human-sized cabbage, and more about the Berkeley Hate Man. Music by Uncle Milk. For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

I taste test new products, there are 230 new emojis, the Taco Bell hand grenade, a woman euthanizes the wrong person, a man secretly lives in someones closet, a drug that reduces mosquitoes' appetite for blood, a kid is rescued from the claw machine, a robbery is foiled by banana, I interview the man with the world's quietest voice, and we call a random person to play the game show "Guess What". Music by Uncle Milk. For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

No more Sweethearts, Smash Mouth hotline, wi-fi electricity, brain to speech, banker dressed like Spider-man, the world's smelliest fruit, and more weird news. Music by Uncle Milk. For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

This week we look at unusual philosopher and street person, the Berkeley Hate Man. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

Doctors save a guy by giving him 15 beers, a robot hotel lays off half the robots, a new startup charges $8,000 to fill your veins with young blood, a flat Earth convention on a sea cruise, teenagers are challenged to dial a number on a rotary phone, man attends stranger's bachelor party, offensive restaurant sign approved, egg photo breaks Instagram record, man rents separate apartment for cats, asymmetric jeans, and Nike Air Max 1 G “Grass” shoes are covered with astroturf. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

I read the whole internet and I find all the weird news stories. This week I have Analytic Psychologist, Dr. Jon Platania as a guest. We talk about a sheriff that uses cardboard cutout deputies, officials that say taking chicken nuggets left on the highway is a crime, controversy surrounding the oldest person that's ever lived, snow in southwest china that is rare so people are selling it on the roadside to tourists, where you can buy snow online right now, a cat from Michigan that ended up in Florida but no one knows how, a job you can get at Oscar Meyer driving the hotdog mobile across the USA, and Taco Bell has a billboard in Toronto that dispenses free nacho cheese this month. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

The universe might be an expanding bubble in an extra dimension, man accused of guitar thefts has one thing to say, armed standoff ends after someone sings Christmas carol, homeless men allegedly broke into home and cooked dinner, an astronaut accidentally called 911 from space, artistic daredevil paints while skydiving, Christmas weed, woman bites jogger, and baby is named after highway where she was born. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

We listen to an audio clip of a muppet that sounds like it's swearing. It can also sound like its saying something else. Weird. I also call almost every guest that has ever been on the show. Then we count down the new year, so make sure to play this recording at the exact time so it lines up with your new year's countdown! You could just play it over and over to make sure. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

I didn't want to do any work this week, so let's listen to an episode from Christmastime last year, where nobody learns any lessons and the bad guy wins at the end. Music by Uncle Milk. For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

Thousands of dollars fall from the sky, Old Milk perfume, I am Trash perfume. dying farmer’s last will goes down in history, skilled thieves wanted for employment, company will pay you to give up your smart phone, 5 Most Dangerous Songs To Drive To (And The 5 Safest), police give $3 to person who found it 14 years ago, chocolate spill covers road, robot turns out to be a man in a suit, man Arrested in after telling kids Santa isn't real, other man yells ‘there’s no Santa’ at holiday event, teacher who spoiled Santa will not return to school, and Ford gets rid of new car smell. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan