Movie Maintenanceactive
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Sanspants Radio
Equal parts fan fiction, review show and armchair producing as we look at Hollywood's greats and not-so-greats. Join us as we propose a very simple premise; we can do it better.

Movie Maintenance - because some films just need fixing.
Country Of Origin |
Australia
Produced In |
Melbourne, Victoria
Premiere Date |
2015-04-26
Frequency |
Weekly

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128 Episodes Available

Average duration:01:12:04

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In which our heroes thumb their noses at Szechuan Sauce, prove they're not "true" Muppets fans, and brave the wrath of arseholes everywhere as they discuss Toxic Fandom.Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamasGabe: twitter.com/gobergmoserHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes travel to a magical hidden island, defy their mother's wishes, and get caught up in the war to end all wars as they take on Wonder Woman.Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamasCarney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes turn back time, hide from the bullies and try to impress the Queen Bee, as they pitch an alternate version of High School Musical 3.Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.comTwitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoserCarney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieKath: twitter.com/kathatkins5
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In which our heroes pack some warm, meet a German Lama, and welcome a special guest into the studio as they bring you The Snowmen.Want to catch our first interstate live show? Just head to; https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=325661& Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamasCarney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie
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In which our heroes find a rubber suit, go for a swim and terrorise townsfolk as they pitch The Creature from the Black Lagoon. Want to catch our first interstate live show? Just head to; https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=325661& Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Kath: twitter.com/kathatkins5 Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie
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In which our heroes dress up like Dandies, become really really ridiculously good looking, and make a deal with the devil as they pitch Dorian Gray. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Kath: twitter.com/kathatkins5 Goose: twitter.com/TomEdgoose
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In which our heroes lose their virginity, drink to excess and ask who’s there in an empty room as they question what makes horror scary?Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieGabe: twitter.com/gobergmoserKath: twitter.com/kathatkins5
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In which our heroes volunteer as Tribute, don their flaming clothes, and stick three fingers in the air as they fix The Hunger Games. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our handsome heroes take their turns giving Game of Thrones S7 the business, one after the other, all night long. Gabe works on Winterfell, Carney cracks it at King's Landing and Handsome Tom handles The Hound. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Already purchased tickets for Melbourne Fringe and want that sweet 25% off? Just email emma@escommunications.com.au and she’ll sort you out ASAP! Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes dye their hair blonde, launch 1000 ships, and take some immortality as they fix Troy. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Already purchased tickets for Melbourne Fringe and want that sweet 25% off? Just email emma@escommunications.com.au and she’ll sort you out ASAP! Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes stroke their beards, muse in the shower and drop acid in your bathtub as they discuss where their ideas come from. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Fringe and UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes kill his dog, again, steal his car, again, and learn not to get him started, again, as they fix John Wick 2. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Fringe and UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes stock up on spoons, throw some footballs and get torn apart as they take on The Room. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Fringe and UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes buckle in, rip up the handbrake and thumb noses at positive reviews as they fix Baby Driver. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Fringe and UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Kath: twitter.com/kathatkins5 Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes go back to high school as adults, unlock the power of the morph and form a megazord as they battle to fix Power Rangers. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes receive powers from a blue centaur, morph into a selection of animals, and try to avoid getting slugs in their ears as they try to reboot Animorphs. To hear the rest of Boone Shepard's American Adventure, head on over to https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepards-american-adventure/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes pull swords from stones, cast David Beckham and get their cockney geezer on as they fix Guy Ritchie's King Arthur. To hear the rest of Boone Shepard's American Adventure, head on over to https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepards-american-adventure/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Kath: twitter.com/kathatkins5 Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes grab some popcorn, a pair of 3-D glasses and leave their brains at the door as the discuss blockbusters. To hear the rest of Boone Shepard's American Adventure, head on over to https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepards-american-adventure/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes switch off Cruise-control, raise the dead, and give the Dark Universe the proper kick-start it needs with a new and improved The Mummy. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes smuggle their dogs into the country, get fed lines through an earpiece and return to the magical high seas as they set out to fix Pirates 5. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes get in a bus instead of a boat, keep their foot on the accelerator and give the Speed franchise the third film it's been screaming out for, as they are joined by Adam Fowler to pitch Speed 3 Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie
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In which our heroes top up their cosmopolitans, sort their Samantha's from their Hannah's, and buckle up for Kath's stab at a television universe with Sex and the City meets Girls. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Kath: twitter.com/kathatkins5
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In which our heroes head to China, are blinded by the white, and tear down the Great Wall to build a better one. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Kath: twitter.com/kathatkins5
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In which our heroes leave Earthrealm, get sent to Outworld, coerced to enter a tournament and ordered to finish him as they go about fixing Mortal Kombat. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes are joined by Michael O'Halloran and Adam Harmer to discuss the Australian Film Industry. Check out all things Space/Time here; http://www.spacetimemovie.com and don’t forget to check them out at Supernova this month! Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Michael and Adam: https://twitter.com/spacetimemovie
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In which our heroes apply for their license to kill, order 3 martinis and dip several of their fingers in gold as they go about fixing Bond. James Bond. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes go to space, try to scream, but no one can hear them as they go about fixing Aliens 3. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes travel to a mysterious skull shaped island, reenact Vietnam and fight a big old ape as Goose pitches Kong: Skull Island Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Goose: twitter.com/TomEdgoose Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes just… we don’t even know anymore. Enjoy we guess? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/. And don’t forget to check out our latest podcast, Movie Maintenance Presents! Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes look at our natural storytelling abilities, consult many books on how to write a screenplay and ensure they save a cat as they ask if 3 Act Structure really matters? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/. And don’t forget to check out our latest podcast, Movie Maintenance Presents! Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes go into their mind palace, hide a heroin addiction and do a great deal of deducing as Damo goes about fixing Sherlock. Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today! Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes watch a random VHS, wait 7 days and look on as a creepy child walks through a television as Gabe goes about fixing Rings. Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today! Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Emz: twitter.com/HookedByEmz Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes get transported back to the Victorian era, attempt to fit in with high society and end up fighting the undead as Alyce fixes Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today! Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Alyce: twitter.com/atalyce Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes head to the MCG, buy a meat pie and watch some fellas kick around the footy as Handsome Tom pitches his ideal biopic, Sons of the West. Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today! Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspants Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Duscher: twitter.com/dusch13 Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed
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In which our heroes don’t know who to trust, become suspicious of everyone and give in to their paranoia as they try and fix Allied. Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today! Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: moviemaintenance@sanspantsradio.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Kath: twitter.com/kathatkins5
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In which our heroes leap without looking, realise the water is freezing but vow to do it all again as they try and fix La La Land.Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or
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In which our heroes worship an ancient mutant, become horsemen and then try to bring on the ends of days as they try and fix X-Men: Apocalypse.Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or
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In which our heroes dress up to the nines, walk the red carpet and demand they make the golden statues to look like tinier versions of themselves as they ask if the Oscars even matter?Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or
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In which our heroes getting woken up from their cryogenic slumber, wonder who this handsome boy is and proceed to get Stockholm syndrome as we go about fixing Passengers.Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or
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In which our heroes dust off their robes, polish their wands and unroll their Marauder's Map to get up to no good as they return to the Harry Potter Universe so Gabe can pitch his ideal Wizarding World movie.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email:
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In which our heroes mess up our hands, get a sling-ring and start thinking with portals as we look at maintaining Doctor Strange.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter:  
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In which our heroes open up a briefcase, let all manners of mythical creatures out and try to repress our inherent magicalness as we look at maintaining Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email:
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In which our heroes turn into birds, have to wear weighted boots and feed the back of our necks as we look at maintaining Miss Peregrine’s School for Peculiar Children.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter:  
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In which our heroes are hired by desperate locals to defend a small town and instead try to fix the most recent Magnificent Seven. We go over all the other magnificent sevens, talk about The Last Samurai some more and wish Denzel did Denzel stuff more often. Damo pitches his alternate take on the movie, Handsome wants to know what was up about the magic gun, Carney finds some heart and Edgoose just wants a villain that's present. So sit back, round up a posse and help us save The Magnificent Seven. No not that version. No that one either. Yeah, that one. Want Damo to speak in his cowboy voice forever? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll force him to.In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see our sister show live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.And if you find yourself with a spare 10...
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In which our heroes are born to run, born in the USA and born to pitch the ideal Springsteen biopic. We ask who else it could be, rip off Steve Jobs shamelessly and like it when serious actors take dumb roles. Handsome Tom fills us in on Muppets take Manhattan, Carney was in a pleasant mood before Handsome Tom opened his mouth and Gabe, of course, pitches his ideal Bruce Springsteen biopic. So sit back, take Thunder Road down to The River and listen to Gabe's ideal biopic as you go. Want to see this movie made? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll start production as soon as we feel like it.In Melbourne and want to see this on the stage? Tickets can be found at http://bittenbyproductions.com! And go check out Unfortunate Associates to hear Gabe talk everything Lemony Snicket.In...
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In which our heroes undertake a great quest and attempt to adapt The Wheel of Time book series. We try to remember when we started the series, wonder when or if we'll ever finish the series and forget the names of hundreds of characters. Damo reveals his email address, Zammit thinks he'll never get to the end and Gabe tries to get his dad on board. So sit back, slog through one behemoth of a book at a time and then help us work out how to bring The Wheel of Time off the page and bring it to the silver screen. Or maybe the small screen if we’re being honest. Want to send Zammit on another cruise so he can finish the book? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll ship him off sharpish.In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see our sister show live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.And if you...
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In which our heroes gather stakes, garlic, crosses and David Wenham as they try to fix Van Helsing, LIVE! We leak, we let our slugs out and wish Stephen Sommers' tribute to his dad was just a bit better. Gabe pitches his ideal Van Helsing, Carney still loves Hitler in a weird way and Handsome Tom just wants to walk up walls. So sit back, hide from the full moon and listen to our live gothic horror take on Van Helsing, with a bit of extra emphasis on the horror. And the gothic.Want us to go find Nessie? ? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll hire a ship and a crew and find that water beastie.And don’t forget to check out this ep on our YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw.
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In which our heroes take a moment to aggressively reflect on the cinematic year that was 2016. We compare Harry Potter spin-offs, relive the mind-numbing horror of Suicide Squad and make arbitrary lists of our 2016 film and TV highlights (and lowlights). Gabe yells for several minutes about Star Wars, Carney goes full Battle Axe at the suggestion people didn’t like Hacksaw Ridge and Handsome Tom forgets that BvS came out this year. So get angry and join the nostalgic train ride, as we relive every great and not so great movie moment of the year.Want to help us fix an entire year of films? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 you can help us quit our day jobs to focus on fixing everything.
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In which our heroes travel by map, punch Nazis, woo dames, seek fortune and glory and whip up the next Indiana Jones Adventure. We break down Disney's business deals, wonder how heavy a door can be and quickly recap the Jason Bourne franchise. Carney wants the bad guy to win, Damo wants his Indy in the thirties and forties and Edgoose pitches his ideal addition to the Indiana Jones franchise. So sit back, run away from the boulder about to crush you and try to listen to the next Indiana Jones movie before your face melts.   Want to fund an expedition for us to go on an adventure to...anywhere? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll maybe let you tag along, kid.
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In which our heroes are poor farm boys called to adventure, join a secret, mystical, ancient order and  set our sights on fixing Star Wars Eragon. We're chilling out with coffee and donuts, notice some odd similarities between this franchise and another one and end up fixing the book too. Edgoose is trying to relax, Zammit still hasn't finished the movie and Gabe pitches his alternate take on the Eragon saga. So sit back, and ride your dragon into the sunset to escape the Eragon movie we got and instead listen to Gabe's ideal Eragon.  Want us to pitch our 15yo selves' writing works? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we might be bribed.
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King Kong: In which our heroes climb to the top of the Empire State Building, swat planes out of the sky and fall to our doom while pitching a new King Kong movie. We quickly review all the movies to date, make some calls about the upcoming Skull Island reboot and lose our minds about Naomi Watts. Gabe pitches his mental King Kong sequel, Carney gets his dick out and Handsome Tom is super glad about the arrival of Nazis. So sit back, put your slug away and listen to us as we pitch the ideal King Kong sequel. Want to help us find Skull Island? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll hire a ship and a crew and find that monkey.
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In which our heroes round out our Wizarding World Anthology month with Carney's ideal Pixar Potter Pitch. We're full of food, reveal what our patronuses are and what we would wish they'd be.  Edgoose isn't doing great, Alyce is a dolphin, Damo is too cool for it and Carney pitches his ideal Potter spin off, which is just full of heart. So sit back, cry "expecto patronum!"  and let your spirit animal join you as we pitch our final, ideal Harry Potter Spin Off.  Want us to produce any of the Potter films we've pitched? http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we'll soon be able to buy the rights off JK. How expensive could they be? And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw, if you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew...
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In which our heroes curse mudbloods, curse muggles and curse you by making you listen to Edgoose's ideal Harry Potter pitch. We do some time travel, have concerns about Fantastic Beasts and remember the light days before Potter pitches went dark. Alyce still hasn't seen Stardust or Last Samurai, Damo has some great casting ideas, Carney is a bad man that doesn't like Pete's Dragon and Edgoose makes everyone sad with his Harry Potter pitch. So sit back in your cell in Azkaban and do a deal with the ministry of magic to get out early and hear the fourth of our Potter Pitches. Want to buy some potions off a demented death eater? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll hook you up.And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel;
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In which our heroes get stay on as gamekeepers at Hogwarts and instead of doing real work pitch another Harry Potter spin off movie. We discuss who has the most oscar noms, speak to John Williams and show our appreciation for Hagrid. Carney makes himself look like a fool, Alyce handles Potter universe knowledge, Edgoose defends giants and Damo pitches his ideal Harry Potter spinoff; The Giant's Daughter. So sit back, have a baby with a Giant and raise them listening to Damo's ideal HP movie. Want to see an origin story movie for the Sorting Hat? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll get cracking right away. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw or if you want to see the Movie...
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In which our heroes go to school, get sorted by a hat and instead of studying pitch another Ideal Harry Potter Spin-Off. We reveal our own houses, make werewolf moonshine and bully the Hufflepuff. Handsome Tom is a Raven claw, Carney is a Hufflepuff and Edgoose is a Gryffindor and Alyce is above it all as she pitches her High School Harry Potter movie. So it back and be jealous of the cool kids in Gryffindor as we continue our Harry Potter Spin-off month. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.Want us to throw a sick party in the Room of Requirement? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll buy a couple of bottles of Firewhiskey and get it started.And don’t forget to check out our...
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In which our heroes get on their firebolts and soar to new lows as they start their Harry Potter month with Handsome Tom's Wizarding World Movie Pitch. We compare sports movies to real sports, refer to ourselves in the third person and interview fictional people. Handsome Tom pitches his ideal Quidditch film, Carney defends sports, Alyce objectifies a Hemsworth and Edgoose is in his happy place. So sit back, put on your Omnioculars and listen to the replay of the 1986 Quidditch Final. #CarnTheBoomerangs. Want to fund your own Quidditch league? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll buy a couple of quaffles and get it started.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.Want a better mattress? Head to caspertrial.com/sanspants and enter promo code 50sleep and you can get $50 off the most comfortable bed you’ve ever slept on.
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In which our heroes get stabbed in showers, have a surprising amount of sequels and set their sights on mending the Psycho franchise by making another one. We imagine Hitchcock directing trailers for other people's movies, try to remember if there was any butthole in the original film and defend Psycho 2 to the last. Carney accuses the second film's director of treachery, Handsome Tom calls Carney a muppet, Alyce recommends a big pineapple and Gabe is in his happy place. So sit back with your mother and listen as we conjure a Psycho legacy film. Want use to buy the rights to Psycho? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll be able to afford it in about ten years or so.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here
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In which our heroes fall asleep, get chased by a man in a fedora and wake up to sort out The Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. We get distracted by Stranger Things, hear a story of a man whose career was ruined for a joke and break down the rest of the Nightmare movies. Carney defends his face, Handsome Tom does a great wink, Edgoose recounts when he saw Mad Max and Gabe pitches his ideal Nightmare sequel. So sit back and don't dare fall asleep. Because you'll be murdered by Freddy. That's the whole thing.Want us to make a horror movie that Handsome Tom will watch?  Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll scare the pants of that rugged chap.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.
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In which our heroes listen for the wonderful music the children of the night make as they pitch Dracula. We briefly discuss stranger things, give a shoutout to Blackula, and worry for the captain’s daughter. Carney pitches his take on Dracula, Gabe is wary of Christian Bale, Handsome Tom is not a fan of suicide endings, and Alyce just wonders if everyone is suspicious. So wrap up against the cold sea air but get chills anyway as Carney tackles Dracula.Want to see this Dracula on the silver screen? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month Carney can start writing his screenplay.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.
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In which our heroes can't decide if they love the vampire or the wolf and instead choose to fix Twilight. We recount when the series came into our lives, say things that make us uncomfortable and don't finish the books. Gabe pitches his take on Twilight, Handsome Tom shouts out to his mate Dave and Zammit wonders why people always want a YA franchise. So sit back and sparkle in the sunlight as we tackle Twilight.Want to see Twilight re-imagined? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month Gabe can start writing his screenplay.
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In which our heroes are left behind by their families, defend their homes from burglars and pitch the next Home Alone adventure, and realise adventure is maybe too strong a word. We review the five (five!) Home Alone films, tick off all the possibly Home Alone films and miss the kids films of old. Jackson pitches his ideal return to the Home Alone franchise, Edgoose gets sad about giant gingerbread men and Gabe inexplicably rented the fourth Home Alone film. So sit back, listen back and face some sticky/wet bandit shaped internal demons. Bring tissues. Want to get Malcolm McDowell on the show? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll have his fee in no time.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.
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In which our heroes rack up points, rack up kills, rack up stars and rack up an ideal Grand Theft Auto franchise. We reveal our parents didn't let us play video games, get into GTA late but really get in deep and drop some sick foreshadowing. Zammit likes listening to the radio, Adam gets so sad and Gabe pitches his ideal GTA adaptation. So sit back, listen to the ideal GTA movie and then forgot about it, and come bowling cousin.Want to get Gabe into games? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month a month we'll buy him some games to waste his time.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Boone Shepard right now available at
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In which our heroes roll the dice, get a 20 and pitch the ideal Dungeons & Dragon movie. We get tricked into talking about Eragon, wrestle actors and don't go on any tangents. Zammit really wants to wrassle Jeremy Irons, special guest Adam does his best to lean into the camp and Edgoose just bullies them both. So sit back, pick your ideal class, roll the dice and hope for a natty 20. What's the worst that could happen?Want Adam to pitch even more D&D related films? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month he’ll be able to sit down with the Monster Manual and just go to town.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Boone Shepard right now available at...
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In which our heroes hear the voice of God, ignore it and try to get Zammit to watch Preacher. We draw lines in the sand and debate like champions. Handsome Tom and Edgoose try to convince Zammit that Preacher is the way to go, and Angry Carney staunchly disagrees. So sit back and hear friendships wither and die as we debate Preacher.Want Zammit to buy the box set? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month he’ll be able to watch the series or just let it sit on his bookshelf.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Boone Shepard right now available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/.
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In which our heroes make a billion dollars, become cat people and pitch their ideal Avatar. We clarify which Avatar we mean (Cat people not Shyamalan), wonder where Worthington went and marvel at how many sequels Avatar is actually getting (too many). Gabe doesn't know how he remembers the first one so well, Edgoose quizzes the others on Avatar trivia, Carney checks out early and Handsome Tom pitches the Avatar film you didn’t know you wanted. So sit back and join us as we try to get in James Cameron's head and figure out the best way to return to the world of Avatar.Want to see this movie made? By us? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll be able to buy the rights of Jimmy Cameron in no time.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here
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In which our heroes get theme music, hit up hot topic and get bombs in our heads and get forced into fixing Suicide Squad. We compare it to BVS, talk about some good crab burgers and wonder about why all these songs are in this movie. Zammit can't get over how he hates this movie, Jackson is baffled, Alyce says there are ten too many characters and Edgoose really isn't that bothered. So sit back, get a real obvious theme tune and help this suicide squad try and save that Suicide Squad. Want help DC pay the music royalties? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll send them some cash to help them out. Promise.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the...
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In which our heroes boldly go where no one has gone before and sort out Star Trek: Beyond. We immediately retitle the film, are amazed at the single clapper and discuss if being a Trekkie is an all or nothing thing. Zammit is still mad about Into Darkness, Carney forgot about Idris and Handsome Tom pitches his ideal Frankensteined version of Star Trek: Beyond. So sit back, live long and prosper and travel with us at warp speed as we fix the latest Star Trek film.Want help us pay for Handsome Tom's re-education? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll have him loving Pacific Rim in no time. As is law.And don’t forget to purchase the audiobook of Boone Shepard available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/!
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In which our heroes forget what movies are and set their sights on fixing the play/book Harry Potter and The Cursed Child.  We get mad, get sad, think the Trolley Witch is great, praise how seamless time travel is and SPOIL EVERYTHING, you've been warned. Gabe tries to change who the cursed child is, Carney is still reeling from the book, Alyce tries to work out Voldie’s love timeline and Edgoose gets way too mad about Voldemort's junk. So sit back and solemnly swear you're up to no good as we tackle The Cursed Child. Not literally. Although that would be great. Want to send us to Hogwarts? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll deposit it in all in Gringotts.And don’t forget to purchase the audiobook of Boone Shepard available at 
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In which our heroes do a deal with the devil, catch fire and ride straight to hell creating the ideal Ghost Rider movie. We talk about the terrible ones we have, get distracted by zombies and learn how to say Zack Snyder's name. Zammit loves Rent (movie, not the thing you pay), Gabe reveals what turned him into a homophobe and Edgoose pitches his ideal Ghost Rider reboot. So sit back, ride your hog and do other motorcycle related things as we reboot the Rider. The Ghost Rider.Want to buy the rights off Marvel so we can have this Ghost Rider instead? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll make Marvel an offer they can't refuse.And don’t forget to purchase the audiobook of Boone Shepard available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/!
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In which our heroes level up, wear oversized armour and cast some spells to try and fix the Warcraft movie. We wonder how Ben Foster was bad in this, think Americans shouldn't be in fantasy worlds and get immediately side tracked by superheroes. Edgoose is mad at Zammit for making him see the movie, Zammit is mad at the dumb wizards and Carney is just plain mad at the movie. So sit back, take a few puffs on your fel-bloke and enjoy the movie length Warcraft episode!    Want to help put little Hellscream Edgoose through school? Head to  http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll buy him all the books and blades he'll ever need.
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In which our heroes battle dragons, throw rings into fire, run from trolls and ask the question; Why Don't Fantasy Films Work? We look at everything from Warcraft to Stardust, say the books were better and find a cursed pencil. Zammit tries to refuse the call of World of Warcraft, Gabe says you need a book, Handsome Tom makes a real good train pun and Edgoose says all you need to do is hide the fantasy in your fantasy film. So sit back, read some good books before they get adapted into bad movies and help us wonder why fantasy doesn't work.Want to turn the real world into a fantasy one? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we won't help you. It's impossible. Sorry.
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In which our heroes hide coins behind your ear, saw assistants in half and pull a rabbit out of a hat as they try to fix Now You See Me. We hope that these films are sneaky Harry Potter sequels, are surprised that there's more than one sequel in the making and try to think of ways the twist isn't dumb. Zammit points out projectors aren't magic, Carney warns against Isla Fischer and Handsome Tom pitches his better Now You See Me. So sit back, get wowed by our amazing totally real magic acts and enjoy the magic heist movie that this time is actually a magic heist movie. Or is it? It is. There's no trick here. We're not that clever.  Want to change the name of the sequel? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll bribe the studio into changing it into the obviously better title.
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In which our heroes die, pay their debts, lose their dragons and forecast the weather as they tackle everybody's favourite game, the Game of Thrones. We harp on about how the books are better, miss Joffrey and swear that we do like the show before spoiling the pants off it. Edgoose wants someone to solve a problem without stabbing it, Jackson doesn't like season six and Gabe just wants the books to be finished. So sit back, prepare for winter and wonder why HBO made those changes with the boys as they talk about Game of Thrones.  Want super special copy of The Winds of Winter? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll be able to pay some random dude to write you one. It's better than nothing.Don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at
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In which our heroes' kids get kidnapped by Gobblers and they set out to rescue them, but pause along the way to fix The Golden Compass. We fall asleep during the film, break down how to adapt YA and just assume bears would want to protect their bear king. Gabe didn't re-watch the film, Zammit wants to kill a kid and special guest Alyce wonders why they'd cast big names to do one line and then bugger off. So sit back, cut out all your religious allegories so you don't offend anyone and wait for the next adaptation. Maybe this time it'll be good. Want a massive movie star to come on our show for one line for no reason? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll be able to afford one of the Baldwins.Don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at
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In which out heroes pretend to be cops, actually be thieves and get in sick fights before settling down with new identities to talk about Banshee. We're sad to see it go, sad to be talking about it on this show but thrilled to have been along for the ride. Gabe praises the characters, the depth and the story-telling and Carney just loved the irony of a criminal-sheriff. So sit back, run from Rabbit and hide your diamonds while we banter about Banshee.Want to help us protect our stuff? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy a safe that no sheriffthief could possibly break into. Hopefully.Head to teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio to grab some sweet Sanspants Tees for only $14! Don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at...
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In which our heroes pull on their tights, affix their capes, and set out to protect the innocent as they discuss Superhero films. We guess at what causes sequels, remember the cinematic masterpiece that was Spawn, and  give praise to James Spader. Gabe finds himself once again excited for a Spiderman film, Adam wants his Spiderman to be a bit more nerdy, and Zammit just wants Ant-Man 2 to be a Dark Avengers heist film. So promise films all the way into 2020, make some odd choices here and there, and sort of end up making the same film several times. Excelsior.Want us to fund our own superhero film? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us assist in bursting this bubble.Go buy Gabe’s book Boone Shepard here http://www.bellfrogbooks.com/booneshepard/ and come see D&D is...
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In which our heroes return for the sequel they wished they didn't have to and continue to try and save Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. We point out why Marvel works, complain about comics being the dumbest things ever and talk about literally anything we can to avoid talking about BvS. Zammit delights in cousin's being okay, Gabe is still holding out hope for Hannibal to return and special guest Michael Shanks admires DC's chutzpah in sticking to Man of Steel for better or worse (worse). So sit back, hope that DC gets it right with Justice League as we come up with reasons for why a grown man wants to dress like a bat and punch a god in the face. Want us to buy DC? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us get this company do good films instead of crap ones. You can get Gabe’s book Boone Shepard here
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In which our heroes cowl up, put their underwear on the outside and cram in as much foreshadowing for the future as they can for part 1 of the Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Maintenance. We give Zack Snyder his due, blame Christopher Nolan and would kill for a bit of  good old fashioned boy-scout morality in our superheroes. Zammit doesn't get why Batman is a precog, Gabe didn't know or care who the Flash was and special guest Michael Shanks just thinks kids deserve a better Superman. So sit back and get lifted up by bats into the light as we fix BvS: DoJ. Or at least half of it.Want to fund a new DCU? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us reboot and start again.You can get Gabe’s book Boone Shepard here http://www.bellfrogbooks.com/booneshepard/ and check...
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In which out heroes are too focused on Gabe's new book so instead are giving you a sneak peek of chapters 1 and 2! Also if you’re in Melbourne on Tuesday the 26th of April come on down to the Readings bookstore at 309 Lygon St in Carlton for the free book launch and you can pre-order Boone Shepard at bellfrogbooks.com/booneshepard
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In which our heroes praise your friend Billy Zane (he's a cool dude) and give him another shot in Phantom 2: The Ghost Who Walks. We try to cheer up Russel Crowe, celebrate Australia's surprisingly deep love of Phantom comics and profess our undying love for the man they call Billy Zane. Sean pitches his perfect Phantom sequel, Gabe's a black hearted monster and Handsome Tom just wants to explore all possible options for Hitler. So sit back, wear the skull ring and carry on the legacy of The Phantom; The ghost who walks. Want to cast Adolf Hitler in Phantom 2? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can have any actor you want. Any one. Even Danny Devito. You can pre-order Gabe's book Boone Shepard here http://www.bellfrogbooks.com/booneshepard/ and we'll be at the Readings bookstore, 309 Lygon St in Carlton on the 26th of April from 6:30pm for the book launch!
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In which our heroes boldly go where they've gone before and decide they want to talk about Hannibal again for the 50th episode of Movie Maintenance! We talk about how we're feeling one year on, are shocked at how vaginal some scenes were and understand that this show is about romance, not horror. Seriously. Handsome Tom reveals he nearly gave up in the early days, Gabe gets grumpy about Patsy and Zoe just wants to ship Will and Hannibal just as hard as she can. So sit back, curse network television and cable television while talk about Hannibal. For the fourth time. Want to fund another season of Hannibal? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy the rights. You can pre-order Gabe's book Boone Shepard here http://www.bellfrogbooks.com/booneshepard/ and we'll be at the Readings bookstore, 309 Lygon St in Carlton on the 26th of April from 6:30pm for the book launch!
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In which our heroes line salt at all the doors and windows, play some classic rock, save people and hunt things and give fixing Supernatural a red hot go. We defend guilty pleasures, wonder what turns good shows bad and remember the time when buying DVDs was a thing people did. Edgoose pitches his ideal seasons 6 through 9, Zoe wants what's dead to stay dead and Handsome Tom just wishes the show stopped when it was supposed to. So sit back and carry on with a couple of wayward sons as we fix Supernatural. Want to fund our hunting trip? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can continue the family business.
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In which our heroes are the heroes that Gotham deserves but not the ones it needs right now so they take an 8 year break and try to fix The Dark Knight Rises. We wonder where it went all wrong, fondly reminisce about The Dark Knight and ask someone to explain to us just what The Harvey Dent act is. Zammit pitches a better ending to the trilogy, Gabe still doesn't really care about superhero films and Edgoose just wants a little more Jim Gordon in his life. So sit back, strap on your magic knee brace and pop your spine back into place and help us break The Dark Knight Rises out of prison. Want to end your Bane induced suffering? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you then will have our permission to die.
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In which our heroes try and guess if a mysterious person has dark hair, or glasses, or a big nose or blue eyes before getting frustrated, giving up and pitching the ideal Guess Who movie instead. We try to fit in Taylor Kitsch somewhere, wonder why other board game movies fail and bring everything back to Bernie Mack. Zammit accidentally becomes a bit racist, Zoe knows her character actors and Handsome Tom pitches his ideal Cold War Guess Who Spy (Board) Game thriller. So sit back, pick a player card, set up the board and try to guess how our ideal Guess Who film will end. Want to help us fund this movie? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us become big fancy movie producers. And don't forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/sanspantstour and your handsome faces might be seeing our handsome faces very soon!
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In which our heroes lose their wives, lose their dogs and lose their tempers as they pitch their ideal sequel for John Wick. We all get sad about dead dogs, get all happy about great movies and mispronounce the names of both figures in Greek mythology and John Legiuzamo. Zoe now wants to protect her kitten, Zammit wonders what a film about a terrified henchman would be like and Edgoose pitches his tower based sequel. So sit back, relax and pay a mysterious gold coin to listen to us pitch "John Wick 2: Sick Wick Open Bracket They've Killed His New Dog and This Time It's Even More Personal Again Close Bracket". Want to help us hire someone to break the rules of the continental? Forth time? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can assist in us in assassinating someone. How fun!
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In which our heroes get remade, rebooted, recast and spin-off into alternate timelines to ask the question; Does continuity matter in films? We wonder why studios ignore certain films, use comic books as examples, get distracted by TV directors and X-Men 3 makes us sad and angry. Again. Gabe says it is, Zammit says not so much and Sean just tries his best to calm Gabe down. So sit back and hope this episode is good enough to launch a franchise, because we don't want to get rebooted with a younger, better looking cast. Want to help us relaunch the X-Men films for a third time? Maybe even a fourth time? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you help us really mess up that franchise! Don't forget to sign up to audible using our unique url: http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio. Go get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial. Or don't. Just so long as you sign up.
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In which our heroes attempt to sort out the lore, pick apart the cultural changes, discuss casting choices as Sean pitches his ideal Where's Wally film. We discuss the point at which we started to hate Zach Braff, get a lot of cannon from the old Where's Wally cartoon, and the difference between Wanda and Wendy. Gabe discusses the Animals of Farthing Wood, Zammit hates the Scrubs finale, Edgoose wonders who the hell is named Waldo, and Sean just wants Wally to take a journey of introspection. So sit back, grab your walking stick, open a portal and get lost amongst several different versions of yourself. In a world where everyone's trying to find Wally, Wally really just needs to find himself. Want to help stop Zach Braff doing another garden state? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we can make sure he never hurts us again. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to...
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In which our heroes wear a tux, order martinis, drive Aston Martins, seduce exotic women, get an exploding pen from Q and then get to work trying to save Spectre. We criticise Ralph Fiennes' running, wonder if we were watching a spy movie or a spy parody and get distracted by Christopher Nolan. Zammit gets really mad about the movie, Gabe tries his best to fix it with his own take on Spectre and Sean just wants Spectre to show some heart. So sit back, get shaken but not stirred as we maintain Bond. James Bond. Want to help us buy some spy gadgets? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you help us accidently set ourselves on fire with our wristwatches. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Inspector Gadget today!
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In which our heroes get perfect names, awesome giant robots and punch monsters in the face while pitching their ideal sequels for Pacific Rim. We gush about the first film, wonder why actual Australians weren't cast as the Australians in the film and get distracted by the Hobbit film that could have been. Zoe pitches her ideal follow up to the first movie, Edgoose tries to hijack it into a Friday Night Lights reunion and Zammit asks if anyone really wants a sequel? So sit back, relax and enter the drift with us, share our memories, our fears and our hopes for another Pacific Rim. Want to help us fund our own Jaeger program? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you help us build a massive robot so we can punch just...everything. Just all of it. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) rock-em-sock-em-robot today!
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In which our heroes watch as their parents get shot by a mugger and they have to wait until they're grown up to do something about it. Luckily, they can spend the time watching Gotham. We talk about doing Batman without Batman, wonder what it would be like to be a cop in Gotham city and ask where did it all go wrong? Zammit asks why would anyone compress an entire season into a single episode, Tom blames Bruno Mars and Edgoose and Sean both pitch their own respective Gothams. So sit back, find a comfy spot in the bat cave and join us in asking just what the hell is Fish Mooney anyway as we attempt to fix Gotham. Want to help us be the heroes that this city deserves but not the ones it needs right now? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you help us all become Batmen. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Alfred today! And don't forget to...
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In which our heroes don some Mandalorian armour, freeze people in carbonite and say five lines before being slowly digested by a sarlaac over the course of 1000 years which gives us ample time to come up with our ideal Boba Fett spin off film. We talk about whether or not we actually like everybody's favourite bounty hunter, wonder what debauchery Boba got up to in Jabba's palace and think about how weird it would be to have an army made of your dad. Zammit gets Boba killing Jedi, Gabe really doesn't fret about Fett and Edgoose just wants to pitch his ideal Boba Fett TV series. So sit back, hang up your missile-jet-back-pack and put the driver's seat on Slave-1 in the recline position and listen to learn how to be a better bounty hunter than your dad, rest his head-less soul. Want to help us pay off our bounty hunters? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you'll be saving us from our own carbonite baths. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door...
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In which our heroes all change their first names to Ben, live in the desert, protect some dumb force baby and dream about Gabe's ideal Star Wars Anthology film. We try to stick to the ever-changing cannon, blend Kingsmen with Star Wars and figure out the physics of having the higher ground. Gabe rants about the lack of Jedi-less Star Wars stories before pitching his ideal anthology film with Jedi, Zammit channels his love for Wild Wild West and wants to include a big old sand dragon out of nowhere and Tom just wants more Joel Edgerton in his Star Wars. So sit back, relax, watch the twin suns rise over the peaceful sand dunes and settle in to get pitched at. We're tying up loose ends and having fun with some hutts. Want to help us buy out Disney so we can fund our Star Wars films? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll own the House of Mouse in no time. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to...
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In which our heroes search for Luke, build another Death Star and use the wake up the Force from it's nap before setting their sights on doing some minor maintenance to Star Wars: The Force Awakens. We wonder about the political landscape of space, try to remember who Captain Phasma is, get rid of a bunch of Rathtars and dream of Poe Dameron taking us away in his X-wing. Gabe wants to get rid of the evil, spherical, moon-base, Tom nearly cries twice during the movie and Zammit just wants to recreate Uncanny X-Men #136 but with Han and Chewies. So sit back, jump into hyperspace and listen to us talk about a movie THAT WE ALL REALLY LIKED. Want us to fund our own ill-defined resistance? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll defend the galaxy when we get around to it. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) General Hux today! And don't...
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In which our heroes look back at all the films they've seen, have a think about which ones were good and which ones were bad and reminisce about the year that was 2015. It's a thoughtful pilgrimage though the cinematic landscape as we drop the jokes and get serious about films. We give our top 5ish in no particular order, talk about our favourite Mr Show sketch and try and work out the top thing Gabe has said that's hurt us the most. Zammit's had enough of the heat and Duscher just wants everyone to remember all the times he's been in Movie Maintenance this past year. So sit back, grab your favourite zooper dooper and turn on the oscillating fan as we take you through a retrospective look back of the year that was. Want to help us watch more films in 2016? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help make this a reality. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to...
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In which our heroes cast their minds back to the 90s, remember a time where Christmas was just Christmas, muse on the acting prowess of Ray Romano and set their sights on creating the ultimate Santa Clause Four-quel. We discuss the importance of having a message, explore the reasoning behind pitching an old cartoon at a new audience, and talk briefly about Everybody Loves Raymond. Zammit chucks in a sneaky homage to The Fountain, Jackson turns Christmas spirit into Christmas carnage and Dad just wants to know when it'll be his turn to record. So accidentally kill a beloved holiday figure, be super rude to your wife's new boyfriend, and remember to never fuck with Christmas. Happy Holidays! Want to help fund this amazing film? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help make this Christmas miracle happen. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free...
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In which our heroes don't buy into the hype, get cynical and don't enjoy one of the best movies of 2015, Mad Max: Fury Road. We discuss Tom Hardy's on screen presence, the benefits of Doof Warriors and then get yelled at by Duscher from the crowd, a lot. Gabe wants to prove that Jurassic World is somehow a better film (it's not), Zoe says Max has no motivations (he does) and Zammit just drowns live on stage. It's an aggravating time and I can't believe that this was allowed to happen. I am so sorry. Want to pay for Zammit's gym membership? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help him bulk up so he can smack Gabe in the mouth. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least forty-six-thousands books about why Gabe and Zoe are poopy-heads who probably still wet the beds and are just big babies. Whatever. I'm not even furious.
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In which our heroes log on to Netflix, watch a solid 10 hours of television straight and set their sights on fixing Marvel's latest series; Jessica Jones all the while trying to avoid playing on their phones. We wonder what we'd do with powers of mind control, question Hollywood's depictions of drunks, find Nuke's storyline a little hard to swallow and overall wish for a better private detective to solve our cases. Zammit has four-point plan to fix the show, Gabe hates a side character apparently more than he's hated anything in his life, Zoe pitches a cop drama and Tom just wants to watch an actual noir. So sit back, take a blue pill to relax and listen to us take reds as we rage about Jessica Jones, a not-so private dick. Want to pay for Gabe's anger management therapy? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help him get access to the white and blue pills he needs. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at...
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In which our heroes go for an unexpected journey, end up desolating Smaug before refusing to partake in the battle of the five armies and instead set their sights on fixing the Hobbit trilogy. We wonder if the call backs (forwards?) to Lord of the Rings were really necessary, investigate the taxation of fish and want to know just how the framing of these films truely work. Zammit waits three films for Lee pace to actually do something, Michael is impressed by the mo-cap, Dean frames everything through Star Wars and Gabe was just happy to go there and back again. So sit back on top of your pile of gold, admire your own private arkenstone and try to work out who exactly was the fifth army. You can check out Dean and Michael's short film here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLEMLevAMfQ Want to help us build a treasure that'll make dragons jealous? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us get burned to a crisp by a big angry lizard. And don't forget to...
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In which our heroes strip down into their tighty-whiteys, climb into an RV, call someone a bitch and cook up reasons why Breaking Bad needs their help. We look at Walt's downfall, the network being a big old baby by not killing babies and talk about the best place to do meth. Gabe wants Walt to suffer the hell of a thousand corpses, Duscher says the finale is all wrong, Zammit thinks it's too neat and Tom forgets the names of supporting characters. So sit back, wonder what happened to Huell and get haunted by Meth Damon in your nightmares as we break bad (but with words instead of drugs because we are not that cool). Want to launder some drug money? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can keep the DEA off your back. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least four books on using blue food dye to enhance your product. Want to come see just how handsome...
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In which our heroes set phasers to stun, are pretty disappointed in the third act, and witness some hardcore diminishing returns, as they set their sights on fixing Star Trek: Into Darkness. We want to have a Tom Hardy Party, give lens-flare its due, and point out some glaring plot holes while wondering if Benedict Cumberbatch is attractive or not. Zammit was more of a Battlestar Galactica fan, Zoe's loves any Star Trek without William Shatner, and Gabe just wonders where the Star Trekiness went. So sit back and boldly go where many people have gone before as we cure death like it ain't n- KHANNNNNN!! Want to help Scotty beam you up? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us build the technology. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least thirty-one books on the perfect technique of yelling your nemesis' name at the sky. Want to come see just...
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In which our heroes butcher a comic book, misrepresent a character, and try to remember any character other than Wolverine as they set their sights on fixing X-Men Origins: Wolverine. We despair at Wolverines parenting, wonder where the subtlety went, and shake their heads as Sabretooth loses any mystery he might have had. Zammit struggles to keep his love for the X-Men strong, Sean thinks Hugh Jackman is too pretty for the role, Damien wishes Wolverine was an antihero and not just a hero, and Gabeis just a little too far away from the microphone. So sit back and try to make sense of this confusing mess, shake your head as Deadpool gets turned into a bald lazer-idiot, and then ignore almost all of it when you make a sequel. Which was also pretty bad. Just give up. Want to help fund a Magneto-James Bond film? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in making a decent origins film. And don't forget to get your free audible book download...
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In which our heroes see if there is a truly great Marvel film, destroy a child's bedroom and get annoyed at the inconsistency of Pym Particles as they set their sights on fixing Ant-Man. We look at the different levels of humour, the great daddy/daughter bonding moments and realise we liked the trailers a lot more than this movie. Zammit wants a heist film, James doesn't know if he should use a hyphen or not, Zoe hasn't seen the movie and Gabe just hates Inception. So sit back, shrink, or grow and ride a raft of ants or whatever. At least Zoe got in her Wire reference. Want to help see Paul Rudd in his prime? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in more shirtless scenes. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least nine books on micro-technology. Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now's your chance as...
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In which our heroes find themselves trapped in a dark room and bound to a grotesque, rusted steel death trap. Unable to move and unable to escape. In front of them a screen flickers to life and to their horror; the Saw franchise starts playing. We talk about the rules of horror, scheme our own lethal traps and wonder why so many people are keen to becoming the next Jigsaw Killer. Gabe pitches his ideal Saw 8 with added Cary Ewles but not before Zoe pitches Saw 9, set decades in the future. Meanwhile, Tom has trouble coming up with a original trap that's more Saw and less Snidely Whiplash. So sit back and get ready to play a game. But don't worry, if you don't die in this podcast you'll be brought back for Part VI five years from now. Want to help us escape from one of Jigsaw's taps? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us bribe our way out of the game. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at...
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In which our heroes shuffle about, lose track of Carl and worship at the church of Carol as they try to shoot The Walking Dead in its disappointing head. We pitch zombies on ice, wonder why anyone would ignore the comics, talk about undead beavers and rule with an iron thumb and a green fist. Gabe wants the show deader than a dead walker, Zammit wants it bleak, Zoe wants it funny and Tom just wants Frank Darabont back as showrunner. So sit back, hide your zombie bites from the rest of the group and stay at Hershel's farm for way too long as we convince you that maybe next season will be better. Want to help us stock up for the zombie apocalypse? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us avoid becoming cannibals for just a little bit longer. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least two books about zombie ice-skaters.
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In which our heroes commend the original film for the genius it is, give the sequels their due, and consider the worthiness of the genre as they set their sights on writing the perfect Jaws sequel; Jaws 5: Legacy. We discuss the message of Deep Blue Sea, fix Terminator Genysys in about 20 seconds and discuss the downsides of the selective sequel. Gabe does his best to get a Jaws sequel to his name, Zammit outlines the struggle of loving comic books, and Edgoose just doesn't expect anyone to use the word elegant in this episode. So head on down to the beach, get in a bigger boat, and try not to get et. It's been safe to go back in the water for a while but now it isn't again. Want to help Gabe live his dream of writing a Jaws film? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help fund a plane ticket to Universal Studios. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at...
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In which our heroes conclude their three-part Hannibal Movie Maintenance trilogy by forgetting what a movie is, use their imaginations instead of vision and put red pen to paper to try to cook up the fifth instalment in the Hannibal saga. We once again try to forget Hannibal Rising, take several trips to sunny Buenos Aires and talk about what makes or breaks an adaptation. Gabe quickly writes an entire novel while the others swoon, Zoe is sad we're focusing on the book version of Will Graham and not the TV version of Will Graham, and Zammit just wishes it would never end. So sit back, open up a good book and enjoy a nice lunch without thinking too much about what where it came from. Want to take us out to a nice dinner and night at the opera? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help support Zoe's growing cannibalism habit. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's...
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In which our heroes bid farewell to the perfect TV show, say thank you to Bryan Fuller and curse NBC as they set their sights on extending Hannibal to a Fourth Season. We look at how utterly perfect this show was for Gabe, place the blame squarely on the shoulders of everyone who didn't watch it, and the mistreatment of Patsy. Gabe is once again a powerful resource for all things Hannibal, Zoe manages to sneak her traditional Wire reference in, and Zammit just wishes there'd been an extended manhunt. So sit back, snuggle up to your murder husband and enjoy one last meal of a very quiet lamb. Want to help pay for couples therapy? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference bettering our murder spree. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least three books on reviving TV shows.
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In which our heroes go back to their past, are spoon fed their sister and try to protect the honour of a Japanese lady as they set their sights on fixing Hannibal Rising. We look at the correct age to read Red Dragon, the many mistakes of Dino De Laurentiis, and the torrid history of what went on behind the scenes. Gabe knows literally everything about this franchise, Zoe makes a spooky prediction, Zammit prefers Hannibal when he's not in the limelight and James is nothing but questions. So sit back, get a little brainwashed, wear a muzzle for no reason and invite your friends over for dinner. The pork loin with red fruit cumberland sauce is to die for. Want to help pay for our culinary school tuition? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference bettering our palette. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least four books on how to...
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In which our heroes live in the future, travel back to the past and then travel back to the future for a bit as they set their sights on fixing Terminator Genysis. It's a jumbled mess as we take a look at the original timeline, the altered timeline, our new ideal timeline and the rat based diet that awaits us all in the future. Zammit uses a sponge to explain Jai Courtney's face, Duscher accidentally spoils the magic of podcasting and special guest Sam Pratt-White just wants us to remember key points in the Terminator franchise. So stand up and lead the resistance... or let Skynet take over, whatever, we don't care and neither does this franchise. Want to help Skynet in their efforts to advance technologies? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in a better future. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least three books on...
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In which our heroes wonder where the money went, puzzle over the missing scenes, and thank god the cast did their best as they set their sights on fixing Fan4stic. They discuss the weird way the movie only gets bad in its second half, Doom's green leanings, and eventually turn the military into Mole Men. James calls out the Internet, Zammit ends up talking about Skrulls, Bandit Incorporated hopes to one day read the original script, and Gabe wants everyone to know just how perfect this film was. So get hammered, invite around your girlfriend, her brother and your best friend and hop in a spaceship to an alternate dimension. It's a confusing mess, but a confusing mess you have to experience. Want to help rebuild the house Josh Trank ruined? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can at least get some new photos taken. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at...
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In which our heroes visit a reopened dinosaur park, try to use dinosaurs as a fix for their failing marriage, and then attempt to solve every problem they have with dinosaurs as they set their sights on fixing Jurassic World. They discuss the lack of dino-death in the original, how glad we all are that a stego-ceratops didn't make the final cut, and the weird anti-divorce message of the Jurassic Park franchise. Zammit tries his best to figure out who the main character is, Brendon puts forward the idea of a Jungle Book inspired sequel, James just enjoyed the pure spectacle, and Gabe wants everyone to know just how perfect this film was. So choose some DNA at random, cobble it all together, and hope to god you don't create a monster. Life, (and product placement) will always find a way. Want to help fund an R rated James Cameron directed Jurassic Park? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help create the perfect film. And don't forget to get your free...
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In which our heroes expect more, receive less, and wonder what the Wachowskis were thinking as they turn their attention to fixing Jupiter Ascending. They discuss genetically altered army dog man fuckboys, if dog's are afraid of heights, and Mila Kunis, Queen of the bees. Zammit presents his theory for how Eddie Redmayne's performance came to fruition, Zoe surprises us all by explaining that it was a comedy, and Gabe is just furious he had to watch the movie. So lace up your flying rollerblades, rescue Jupiter, take a couple of basic lessons in how to edit a film and thank your lucky stars for Eddie Redmayne. It's a journey beyond our known universe, so don't forget to call your mothheeeeerrreh-! Want to help Zammit pay for an audio coach to perfect his Eddie Redmayne impression? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference whenever he talks to his mother. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at...
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In which our heroes discuss the bumpy trajectory of the series, pinpoint the exact moment they decided to call it quits, and pine for the glory days of 2006 as they set their sights on Dexter Season 5. We look at the places in our world Dexter used to hold, discuss the life-cycle of a TV show, and can't help but discuss The Wire. Zammit laments the fact that Dexter never had to deal with consequences, Zoe points out the only show to have truly peaked in its first season, and Gabe just wants to know why the writers wanted Dexter and Deb to fall in love. So sit back, keep a close eye on your air conditioner full of blood slides, pit your wits against this seasons serial killer, and try to hide your double life from your co-workers. Listen in with your dark passenger, who we hope isn't some kind of fallen angel demon we all share. Want to help fund a superior season 5? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference by reducing the lumberjack...
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In which our heroes admit that it has its good points, put the blame primarily on the script, and lament the butchering of Phoenix as they set their sights on fixing X-Men: The Last Stand. We look at the powerful metaphor mutants provide, how boring Wolverine is, and touch on Mr. Sinister's Nasty Boy. Zammit recounts the Dark Phoenix Saga while recommending another podcast, Gabe would happily remove Scott Summers, and Marley just wants everyone to know how much she loves the Beast. So sit back, try not to get cloned and avoid the cure at all cost as it's probably something a little Sinister. Want to help Gorgeous George return home to Australia? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the number of Australia's mutant population. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least eighteen books on naming your team of super-villain...
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In which our heroes shake their heads at the casting choices, find the perfect time-period in which to release the film, wonder why they decided to add Shia LeBeouf, and set their sights on fixing Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. We look at the tensile strength of snakes, remember the Outsiders, and distance ourselves from Mel Gibson. Zammit brings up Metal Gear Solid, James recalls a glorious scene in the Young Indiana Jones Adventures, and Duscher just shocks everyone by defending the film. So hop into a fridge, thank your lucky stars they didn't kill off Indiana Jones, and try not to get eaten by CGI fire ants. Want to help bring back the young adventures of Indiana Jones? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can at least get something going. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least thirty-three books on fighting Nazis.
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In which our heroes wonder where Prometheus fits in the Alien franchise, bemoan the fact that the film asks a lot of questions but answers literally zero, let Ridley Scott know just how much he failed and set their sights on fixing Prometheus. We look at how glorious AvP was, shake their heads at the whole Jesus was a Space Jockey thing, and wonder what Guy Pearce is even doing there. Zoe is nothing but questions, Zammit is sad that the film was not the original screenplay of Alien: Engineers, and Gabe wonders what was the point of having a Xenomorph turn up at the end. So settle in, get immediately confused and start yelling at Damon Lindelof while you run away from a giant rolling wheel by staying directly in its path and refusing to jump out of its way. Want to help fund an apology basket we can send the Engineers for killing Jesus? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can probably get some figs in there. And don't forget to get your free audible book...
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In which our heroes completely hate the tone of the film, think the casting is fine, but overall felt like everything was just wrong so they're setting their sights on fixing Man of Steel. We look at the bizarre characterisation of Jonathan Kent, wonder why Zod didn't just colonise the moon, and discuss the amount of times Superman has killed in the past. James finds discrepancies in who should be good at karate and who shouldn't, Zammit creates a Superman vs. Zod fight that introduces the DC cinematic universe that doesn't kill millions, and Duscher just hated the first 20 minutes of the film. So sit back, try to avoid the falling buildings, watch Superman kill Zod right in front of you to protect your specific family (but not the countless others who lost their lives that day), and wonder why none of this is taking place in space. Want to help rebuild Metropolis? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help contribute toward the reconstruction of this once...
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In which our heroes enjoyed a large majority of the film, loved the character moments, but overall felt disappointed so they're setting their sights on fixing Avengers: Age of Ultron. We look at the overstuffed plot, cultivate the Civil War seeds that may or may not have been planted and discuss the lack of consequences from Iron Man 3. Zoe isn't happy about inevitably seeing Ant-Man 3 times in the cinema, Gabe demands better story structure and Zammit just wants more Hawkeye on farms. So sit back, have a cave swim, dry yourself off with a copied version of Thor's cape and hopefully we'll meet everyone halfway. Want to help fund an amalgamation of all our Avengers 2s? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our bank balances. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least two books on writing strong male characters.
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In which our heroes remember some childhood trauma, share their life lessons learned from Star Wars, question the odd stipulations involved in the Jedi Code and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Luka Muller envisions a whole movie focused on Darth Vader being Darth Vader. James wonders what happened to the bombs in Anakin's head, Zammit gets turned against Watto, Luka tries to walk through a table and Duscher just wants Zammit to know he's had enough. So sit back, cue up the Binks Awakens, climb into your custom built driving simulator chair and let us regale you with stories about Australian news presenters. Want to help fund this time machine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our nerd lives. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least thirty-four books on how to create...
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In which our heroes joust with torture droids, exclaim how much we do not want, yell 'George Lucas why' at the sky and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Dave Callan and Karen Barrett take on the monumental task of not only fixing the Prequel Trilogy but also the Original Trilogy as well as pre-emptively fixing the Force Awakens. Duscher wants a Blues Brothers inspired Jawa film, Zammit is going to the next premiere in an inspired powder blue suit, Dave is curious to know what happened to Billy Dee 'Looking for Gigs' Williams and Karen just thinks Hayden Christensen shouldn't be an actor. So sit back, turn your friends into art with a carbon freezing chamber and listen to the adventures of dead beat dads in space amongst other things. Want to help fund this time machine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our nerd lives. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a...
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In which our heroes stop and question the intended audience, try to establish just who was to blame for an intergalactic war and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Dean Musumeci and Michael Irwin start making minor revisions that build upon the predecessors like the simple change of a planet's name, giving Bail Organa a more pivotal role and bridging the age gap of two star-cross'd lovers. Duscher is scared of Killiks, Dean wants to bring in the Mandalorians, Michael comes to the defence of Hayden Christensen and Zammit just wants Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon as space babysitters. So sit back, listen to us play a better hand than the one we were dealt with and join us in July for the screening of The Old Republic: Rescue Mission at Backlot Studio in Melbourne. Want to help fund this time machine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our nerd lives. And don't forget to get your free audible...
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In which our heroes write themselves into some pretty major problems then spend the rest of the episode trying to solve them as we once again set our sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Michael Williams shines a spotlight on Dexter Jettster, crash lands a ship on a Gak Planet and included an Anakin that doesn't want to be a part of this star war. Gabe has far too much fun playing in the sandbox that is the Star War Universe, Michael is terrified by the immense pressure of fixing the prequels and Zammit just wants cops in space. So sit back and let us tell you a tale of political coups, planets full of Sith and a villainous Ray Man. Want to help fund this time machine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our nerd lives. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least nineteen books on defrosting...
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In which our heroes wonder if anything is salvageable from the Prequels, ask why Jabba didn't kill Han Solo after he disrespected him and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Sam Marzden combines Wolf of Wall Street, Less Than Zero and that ex-junkie turned motivational speaker you remember from high school to tell a tale of corruption, betrayal and debauchery that sets the Jedi on a path they can barely recover from. Zammit remembers killing Anakin fondly on the N64, Duscher is still mad that the 1999 trailer reveal of the double-ended lightsaber and Sam just wants fat, bearded and drunken Jedis. So sit back and imagine an R-rated Star Wars film fuelled by sex and drugs and Obi-Wan going out of his way to ruin the life of Doctor Cornelius Evazan. Want to help fund this time machine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our nerd lives. And don't forget to get your free audible book...
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In which our heroes find new things to be angry at George Lucas for, get mad at the ring theory and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Steele Saunders proclaims that it's hard to make the prequels worse and, while he's more of a watcher than a writer of Star Wars films, provides insights into minor tweaks that would have made a world of difference. Zammit provides soothing sounds for everyone, Steele uses late night talk show hosts as the perfect analogy of what went wrong and Duscher just thinks George Lucas believes that Mark Hamill is Luke Skywalker. So sit back and relax, download a copy of the Phantom Edit, listen to the commentary and you too can find new things to be angry at George Lucas for. Want to help fund this time machine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our nerd lives. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at...
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In which our heroes stop to question the cult-like behaviour of the Jedis, resurrect Darth Maul by never killing him in the first place and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Gabe injects some warmth, humour and personality by focusing purely on character and gives us the story of a non-annoying teenage Anakin; a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder. Zammit is on board with little orphan street urchin Annie, Gabe wants to know what 20 year old acts like Obi-Wan and Duscher just wants to keep podracing to please his inner twelve and a half year old. So sit back in your chair, close your eyes and imagine a Star Wars Prequel where we actually care about the trials and tribulations of our favourite Jedis and a slightly less racist Jar Jar. Want to help fund this time machine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our nerd lives. And don't forget to get your free audible book...
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In which our heroes train the most powerful Jedi in the world, get instantly get betrayed, and set their sights once again on fixing the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. This time round James aka Mr. Sunday Movies tells the story of a grown up Anakin Skywalker giving in to the Dark Side whilst a struggling, ageing Obi-Wan watches in horror as his student becomes something he doesn't even understand anymore. Zammit is glad the Expanded Universe no longer exists, Duscher explains that his younger self couldn't comprehend the idea of four(!!!) lightsabers and James is just sorry he derailed our show. So join us for the very first episode we ever recorded with James but released like, the 8th? We don't know, this number thing is difficult and confusing. Want to help fund this time machine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our nerd lives. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at...
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In which our heroes kick Jackson out of the studio, invite Gabe to have a seat, and set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. This time round Zammit tells the story of "Starkiller" Jane, exiled Jedi turned bartender caught in the middle of a war between sith backed Mandalorians and a struggling Resistance which pulls her back into a life she thought she'd left behind. Gabe is on board from the get go and Duscher wishes Zammit would stop winking at the audience and Zammit just wants to set up Star Wars through the lens of a History of Violence with an expected dash of Wheel of Time. Sit back in your seat, bust out the popcorn and enjoy: Star Wars Episode One: Anakin's Mum. Want to help fund this time machine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our nerd lives. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least...
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In which our heroes over commit, burn the candle at both ends and promise too much as we launch a new show: Movie Maintenance. A show where we look at films that could have been better, should have been better and can be better. It's part fan fiction, part review show, part Zammit's attempt to get a job as a producer. So join us next week as we kick off by asking a bunch of our podcasting pals what their ideal Star Wars prequel would be. In celebration of May 4th we're giving you a new episode every day until we've sufficiently flogged that dead horse! And then once or twice a month. Movie Maintenance - because some films need fixing.
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