- Publisher |
- Tricia Marsac & Siana Gildard
- Media Type |
- audio
- People |
- Country Of Origin |
- USA
- Produced In |
- Los Angeles, CA
- Premiere Date |
- 2018-02-19
- Frequency |
- Weekly
- Explicit |
- Yes
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Submit ReviewEpisode 139 Frisky Gravy
We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Happy Thanksgiving from the bench and our special guest, Bret aka Jordash!
November #BENCHWRITECLUB thank you to Kayla, Hammer, & Katie! Also Bret!
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Episode 138 –Juicyladas
We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Catch up with us on this more recent episode, where we all get a little juicy-lada! And #BenchWriteClub is back! Also….continue to watch for the Bench Rant coming up in our feed, if you want to get really real with us.
November #BENCHWRITECLUB DUE 11/18 Email submissions to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com, 250 word limit Prompt: There I was just standing there when what I wanted to do was forbidden.
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Episode 137 Shit gets real
We are BACK! AGAIN… We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Yes, we had another unexpected hiatus – but we are here, yes a bit delirious, but at least it’s new content. This episode is a little outdated but go with it. Also, watch for the Bench Rant or Rant on the Bench coming up in our feed, if you want to get really real with us.
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Episode 136 Smelly Popcorn
Time for #BenchWriteClub on the bench, along with the talking, procrastinating, and snacking. So. Much. Snacking. Today’s snack is brought to you by Drew of the Reel Feels Podcast. There’s some very interesting flavors in this surprise snack. Thank you to all our writers, and to Kayla for bringing a friend!
MAY #BENCHWRITECLUB – Thank you to: Kayla @KaylaStorytella, Bret-Jordan @bjkdrvr8, Hammer @HRHammer, and Julia @JuliaVAshley
We will be on Livestream for the Cure on May 19th (TOMORROW) from 11pm-12am ET! Join us here!
Donations can be made at https://fundraise.cancerresearch.org/fundraiser/3744472! Donations go directly to CRI and are tax-deductible. The Cancer Research Institute is rated over 96% on Charity Navigator. 88 cents of every single dollar goes to research into immunotherapy to train the body's immune system to fight cancer.
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Episode 135 Sparkle Trash
It’s our April episode just under the wire! As you know, we write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today Tricia comes up with a new business, we talk about Spring and announce #BenchWriteClub. DO IT!
MAY #BENCHWRITECLUB DUE 5/13 Email submissions to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com, 250-word limit Prompt: Hey! Watch it! You’re scaring her? Me? Scaring her?!?
We will be on Livestream for the Cure on May 19th from 11pm-12am ET with Mel from Brook Reading Pod! Join us here!
Remember, early donations can be made at https://fundraise.cancerresearch.org/fundraiser/3744472! Donations go directly to CRI and are tax-deductible. The Cancer Research Institute is rated over 96% on Charity Navigator. 88 cents of every single dollar goes to research into immunotherapy to train the body's immune system to fight cancer.
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Episode 134 The Edge of Beautiful
We are BACK! Welcome BACK to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We are finally back people – after a very long and unexpected hiatus – join us for more writing, more snacking and more laughs! We missed you!
Check out Polly’s Paradise Soap here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/pollysparadisesoap/ and follow @PollyLlc on twitter!
We will be on Livestream for the Cure on May 19th from 11pm-12am ET with Mel from Brook Reading Pod! Join us here! Remember, early donations can be made at https://fundraise.cancerresearch.org/fundraiser/3744472! Donations go directly to CRI and are tax-deductible. The Cancer Research Institute is rated over 96% on Charity Navigator. 88 cents of every single dollar goes to research into immunotherapy to train the body's immune system to fight cancer.
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Episode 132 Holiday Party 2021
Happy Holidays everyone! Thank you to all of our friends in this crazy podcast world, we appreciate each and every one of you. We will be live on Facebook New Year’s eve at 7 pm PT, 10 pm ET – please join us!
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Ep. 132 Jor-Dash Thanksgiving
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today goes a lot of places, from stories of friends to jello salad to a lot of turducken scenarios… with our special guest, benchling, writer and friend, Bret! We wish you all a very happy Thanksgiving, from our Bench to yours!
November #BENCHWRITECLUB – thank you for contributing:
Kayla our #Sharpie @KaylaStorytella
Bret aka Jor-dash @brjordandtf
Steph the Hammer @HRHammer
Shelley @wayouttheatre
Chad of DTF @CasterOfPod, or #RadChad
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Ep. 131 Gobble Gobble Flashback
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we dive deep into Thanksgiving Write Club past – and it’s a big bird, you may just chuckle…
November #BENCHWRITECLUB is due 11/19!
Prompt: Convince someone to eat your least favorite Thanksgiving food.
Email it to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com (no more than 250 words, try to keep it to 3 minutes of writing)
**Don’t forget – leave a review on itunes & get a kazoo – email us!**
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Ep. 130 Hit Me Sergeant
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go deep into Halloween recaps, DJ Tricia, and urination. Just you wait, you don’t even know you need this - but you do.
November #BENCHWRITECLUB is due 11/19!
Prompt: Convince someone to eat your least favorite Thanksgiving food.
Email it to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com (no more than 250 words, try to keep it to 3 minutes of writing)
**Don’t forget – leave a review on itunes & get a kazoo – email us!**
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The Bench Loves Lucy
A podcast about a badass redhead that changed comedy forever. Brought to you 2 Girls on a Bench; join us for a deep dive into everything I Love Lucy.
The adventure begins November 3rd!
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Ep. 129 Snacks & Sound FX
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today it’s time for some keto snacks… some sound FX… and SO MUCH Writing! It’s our last Halloweenie episode as part of #AllTheHorror!
Thank you to everyone who participated on our October #BENCHWRITECLUB
Kayla our #Sharpie @KaylaStorytella
Bret aka Jor-dash @brjordandtf
Steph the Hammer @HRHammer
Chad of DTF @CasterOfPod, forever known from this day forward as #RadChad
Join for our next #BenchWriteClub and we’ll give you a nickname too!
Sound in this episode from Zapsplat.com
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More info here: allthehorror18.wixsite.com/event
**Watch for The Bench Loves Lucy, starting Nov 3rd**
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Ep. 128 - 1408 is 13
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today is our annual episode featuring Drew of the @ReelfeelsPod for another John Cusack favorite, 1408. Bonus, the original story was written by Stephen King! And yes, Tricia shows up with another song. You’re welcome.
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#BENCHWRITECLUB DUE 10/22
Write a scary movie in 90 seconds. Same rules, no more than 250 words, email it to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Follow @AllTheHorror18 to keep up to date with the latest spooky shows!
More info here: allthehorror18.wixsite.com/event
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Episode 4 – Lucy & the Draft
BONUS!! Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we will be launching on November 3rd because we love Lucy! Today Lucy and Ethel do a bit of mail fraud and get worried about something that isn’t actually happening. Hilarity ensues….
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Ep. 127 The Cheap Bench
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go down many rabbit holes, one involves us making faces at each other, another is a youtube pit with a little karaoke… where else can you talk about Toni Morrison and Cheap Trick at the same time?
**Don’t forget – leave a review on itunes & get a kazoo through October!**
Follow @AllTheHorror18 to keep up to date with the latest spooky shows!
More info here: allthehorror18.wixsite.com/event
Join us for the ATH LIVESTREAM on 10/16, hosted by @bitchenboutique
HERE: https://youtu.be/z9yvL4N8UmI
#BENCHWRITECLUB DUE 10/22
Write a scary movie in 90 seconds. Same rules, no more than 250 words, email it to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Check out Polly’s Paradise Soap here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/pollysparadisesoap/
New website: www.benchpodcasts.com
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Ep. 126 Bench Unplugged
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have a special guest – Toph of This Week Today and Armchair Radio – here to discuss one of our favorite films Shaun of the Dead for #AllTheHorror. Watch out folks, we might be taking our kazoos on the road….
Toph’s shows: This Week Today @ThisWeekPod and Armchair Radio @TeamArmchair
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Follow @AllTheHorror18 to keep up to date with the latest spooky shows!
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Mark your calendars for the ATH LIVESTREAM on 10/16, hosted by @bitchenboutique
New website: www.benchpodcasts.com
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Ep. 125 Mushy Cookie
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have some All the Horror event info for you, a snack that does NOT go over well, and a list… kind of. Promo for @FlicksXRayed
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Follow @AllTheHorror18 to keep up to date with the latest spooky shows!
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New website: www.benchpodcasts.com
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Ep. 124 Just a Poe Boy - FLASHBACK
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We’ve been doing ALL THE HORROR since 2018, and here’s a flashback to that first October, with our best bud Drew from @ReelFeelsPod. Since we will be covering another Cusack flick this year with Drew, we wanted to take a little trip down memory lane!
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Ep. 123 Beer on the Bench
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we read your September #BenchWriteClub and they are ALL soooo gooood. There might be singing and there is one horrible accent (sorry Gemma). Don’t forget – leave a review & get a kazoo through October!
BENCHWRITECLUB Participants:
Here’s the prompt: Write a scene that includes the number 100.
Thank you to
Kayla our Sharpie @KaylaStorytella
Br’Jordan @brjordandtf
Steph the Hammer @HRHammer
Chad of DTF @CasterOfPod
Gemma @CodswallopPod
Christopher De Voss @Podcast42Show
And Madison
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Ep. 122 BONUS McD-Wiki
Welcome to the bench… ADJACENT! You know, on the side of our regularly planned and super organized programming. This is a bit of what you would find for only $1 a month on Patreon. Tonight, we go down a rabbit hole into McDonaldland history and talk about all the characters. It’s our McD-Wiki!
BENCHWRITECLUB DUE September 10th
Here’s the prompt: Write a scene that includes the number 100. Email it to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com (no more than 250 words, 3 minutes of writing!)
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Ep. 121 So Organized
| Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we talk movies but without any real information, snack on a lot of coffee and write. Thank you Benchlings and Patreons and our Intern Mel for your support – we love you.
BENCHWRITECLUB DUE September 10th
Here’s the prompt: Write a scene that includes the number 100. Email it to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com (no more than 250 words, 3 minutes of writing!)
Promo for The Perfect Package Podcast (@p3show)
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Ep. 120 Interview with a Writer
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s time to have a real live writer on the bench, our friend Lorna Clarke Osunsanmi, who has worked on shows like Hemlock Grove, The Path, All American and Get Him to the Greek! She’s got stories, and advice and joined us for a writing prompt. We did have a power outage during this interview, so there’s a bit of wonky audio, but you can still hear us ;)
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Ep 119 Remembering Bruce
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This week we take a pause on our usually super structured show (HA) to stroll back through our 20s, and remember our dear friend and brother, Bruce.
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Ep. 118 Hot Pocket Moms
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we travel back to a time of roaches, listen to Siana rant about a bad Lifetime movie, take credit for all the things that our kids think are new (we thought of them all in the 90s) and then circle around to Martha Stewart. Oh, and we write!
PROMO: #MelBrooks of the Brook Reading Podcast (@BrookReadingPod)
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Ep. 117 Taco Drunk
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today the tacos defeated us, but somehow we stumble through… this entire episode should probably be an outtake! Also… tell us on FB or Twitter – how do YOU eat your corn?
Promo for the Podfix Network
Shoutouts to: Granny Sue, all our fans in Greece and to MexBaby on Soundcloud (Siana’s son – check him out!)
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Ep. 116 Humble Farmer
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s time for #BenchWriteClub, a lot of shows-we-are-bingeing-chat, and of course SNACKS.
Promo for Down To Folk, from the Podfix Network
#BenchWriteClub writers: :
Chad Brockbrader
Madison S.
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Episode 3 – Lucy’s Seance
BONUS!! Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we are doing exclusively for Patreon because we love Lucy! Today Lucy discovers numerology and dives into some other worldly shenanigans with a séance – led by Madame Ethel, of course.
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Ep. 115 Click Bait Magic
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we drink our snack after muddling some mint. We announce our #BenchWriteClub for July, cheat on our diet, and put a call out for some new writers to join in the fun!
Check out the latest episode of Down To Folk, from the Podfix Network – to hear another Bench Crossover!
#BenchWriteClub July Challenge! PROMPT: “The land had been assaulted during a bitter war. Several centuries later, when it’s able to be farmed again, the crops start growing and the farmers discover something odd…” Submit your reply by 7/2, keep it under 250 words – write for 3 minutes, then email us 2girlsonabench@gmail.com AND BRING A FRIEND!
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Ep. 114 Murder of Crows | Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Again, a few audio issues, but we muscle through and even write! A very special thank you to everyone who joined us during the LiveStreamfortheCure - it was amazing!
Shout out to Nick of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen and #MoonShineforDrew Drew of @ReelFeelsPod
Check out Episode 11 of Down To Folk, from the Podfix Network – to hear a Bench Crossover!
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Ep 2 – Lucy and the Quiz Show
Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we are doing exclusively for Patreon because we love Lucy! Today, Lucy needs to really think out of the box to earn some extra money to pay all the bills. Will it work?
Patreon content is FREE for May https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Ep. 113 Wrecking the Bench
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode may be our wrecking ball, you’ve been warned – audio issues, perhaps too much vodka and general chaos! It’s time for LIVESTREAMFORTHECURE – LIVE on TWITCH starting at 6pm ET – GO NOW!
Promo for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details! We will be joining Nick on Saturday, May 22nd at 5pm ET.
All our Merch proceeds for May will be donated to Live Stream for the Cure!
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Ep 1 – Lucy’s Murder Mystery -
Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we will be hosting exclusively for Patreon. We have always loved Lucille Ball and “I Love Lucy.” So, we thought we’d use this short format to re-watch all the episodes we can find and break them down. Give this a listen and leave us a like or comment if you are interested in hearing more!
Patreon content is FREE in May https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
All our Merch proceeds for May will be donated to Live Stream for the Cure (Cancer Research Institute):
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Ep. 112 FLASHBACK to Knob Guide
FLASHBACK time! Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to find time to write in between crafts with knobs, work, families and snacks. Ok, the snacks are part of our writing process – we swear. We try not to procrastinate, but we’re just too good at it! Also, there’s a knob collection happening…
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Ep. 111 Bar of Meat
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have lots of announcements, snacks and maybe a little bit of writing. Also, you read that right, a bar of meat.
FREE PATREON content for the month of MAY: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
Promo for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details! And our new Podfix buddies at the AirWolf Years.
All our Merch proceeds for May 2021 will be donated to Live Stream for the Cure to support the Cancer Research Institute!
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Welcome to the bench 3 years ago - FLASHBACK! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench but most of all, we procrastinate on the bench! We have officially survived our first slumber party, and include the girls on a special #snackbook featuring @popsecret – with a special shout out for the samples! Don’t worry, we only subject you to the kids for a few minutes. Believe us – it’s enough!
Siana revisits her youth, and realizes she comes from a long line of Popcorn People and Clowns! See if you can make it to the end – Tricia almost passes out from exhaustion and possibly wine.
Promo by @wasinacult
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Ep. 110 Punk Rock Cookie Jar
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Only we could possibly talk both punk rock and camp songs in the same episode, and of course, there’s all kinds of nuts on the bench, as usual.
#BenchWriteClub THANK YOU to @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8 @HRHammer @BrookReadingPod This month we are partnering with Down To Folk, from the Podfix Network – stay tuned for more details!
Promo for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details!
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Ep. 109 Farm Team
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Somehow we use an old baseball reference, even though we aren’t that sporty. We snack and work on a number of tee-shirt designs, if you want one check out our new merch shop here!
#BenchWriteClub April Challenge! This month we are partnering with Down To Folk, from the Podfix Network - submit your 2-3 page “folk” story (5-10 minutes) for a chance to be a featured tale on this hilarious podcast by 4/24/21 to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Promo for Podflix & Chill – also from the Podfix Network!
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Ep. 108 Folky Town featuring Shari
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench and mostly write… mostly. Today we have so much for you! Deviled eggs… Down to Folk #BenchWriteClub challenge and special guest, Psychic Medium and friend of the bench, Shari Dworkin-Smith.
Promo for Down To Folk, from the Podfix Network - Submit your 2-3 page “folk” story (5-10 minutes) for a chance to be a featured tale on this hilarious podcast by 4/24/21 to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com - If you need more info, just let us know!
Find Shari Dworkin-Smith, Psychic Medium and her class info here: https://linktr.ee/ShariDworkinSmith
Registration for “Becoming an Empowered Empath” on 4/15. For our other Shari episodes, go to episode 46 Makeup and Mediums & 47 List of Psychic Things
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Save the date in May for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details!
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
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Ep. 107 Deviled Egg Cult
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go back to our Peep wars from last year, with a surprising result. We also go deep into cult-chat, zoom stuff, more nuts, soundtracks and some zoom stuff. Oh, and we write, then immediately get distracted by mini-habits, of course. It’s a writing podcast after all!
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Ep. 106 Awful Chaffle
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we are here to make sure you really buckle down on your Jurassic Park knowledge, tell you more about our carb-less snacks and reward the #BenchWriteClub March participants with a special song!
#BenchWriteClub song dedicated to: @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8 @HRHammer @DrHomieH
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***Start Writing Benchlings Lyrics***
(Chorus) Start writing Benchlings, writing benchlings
Start writing Benchlings for me now
All your submissions and prompts, we will be reading
We promise, because it’s bench write club time
V1: We know you since we were a twenty, we were twenty
And you tried out for our play
A benchling writing baking lady will be perfect
For still writing with us today
V2: We start this writing pod never knowing who would show up
And Kayla and Drew still come now
They’re super uber awesome writers and give friendship
For 2 girls who write stuff down
V3: Bret we met when we were babies, yes babies
But here you are years from then
A Benchling writing singing actor will be perfect
For giving wenches a win
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we read your limericks and a few of our own for the March #BenchWriteClub! Join us as we drift in and out of consciousness… on the bench.
Promo for the 5thAnnual Livestream for the Cure, led by the amazing Nick (also of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen) coming in May – here are the details!
#BenchWriteClub Limericks by: @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8 @HRHammer @DrHomieH
Shout outs to:@BrookReadingPod (Melissa aka #MelBrook) and Heather from Sunshine & PowerCuts
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Ep. 104 Bet
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we figure out which Golden Girl we are, talk dirty keto (our new night club), have an leprechaun/elf chat, and make plans for so much corned beef. The March #BenchWriteClub is due on 3/20 – a Limerick about COVID (email us 2girlsonabench@gmail.com).
THIS SATURDAY 3/20 – we will be on FB LIVE, celebrating St. Patrick’s Day late, as usual!
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Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have a lot of nuts, you may even say it’s an embarrassment of riches… if you are Siana. We promise to continue to give you content and we are crazy, but that’s all normal.
St. Patrick’s day is coming – we will be on FB LIVE!
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Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode is also delayed but hopefully worth it. We talk about our screenplay issues when it comes to the timing, spend waaaay too much time researching ‘As Seen On TV’ commercials from the 90s, which of course leads back to some lovely bell pepper memories. Then we lose our minds over some sort of companion book for this show – let us know if that’s something you want or need in your life, as companion books/CDs are apparently a big deal for us.
Promo for Mouse & Weens – part of the Podfix Network and super fun – give them a listen!
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Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench and it’s our very late January episode. January started with a bang and then came some audio issues, but we thought it was still worth putting out. Listen as our idealism (ha!) takes a holiday.
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Ep. 100 Gobble Gobble Write Club
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench and it’s our 100th episode! It’s a writing podcast, about friendship, snacks, sometimes Bill Murray and today is our November #BENCHWRITECLUB. Come for the laughs, stay for the prompts! Thank you so much for listening, we love you.
On 11/26, Thanksgiving, we will be on FB Live, calling @butterball and showing you our turkeys!
Thank you to our #BENCHWRITECLUB November participants:
Prompt: Include the following phrase: “that is not how you cook a turkey” in your 250 word story.
@KaylaStorytella (Kayla #Sharpie)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan)
@HRHammer (Stephanie #TheHammer)
@BrookReadingPod (Melissa aka #MelBrook)
BENCH GIVES BACK:
November is Epilepsy Awareness Month. If you want to donate our fundraiser for the Epilepsy Foundation, you still can. THANK YOU!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
The Red Cross still needs blood donations: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you stay up to date with horror content all year long!
If you want some #AlltheHorror merch so you can match us head here – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
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Ep. 99 Wind Beneath Our Wings
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and thank you for all the support for our Bench Gives Back Livestream. It was incredible! Now, it’s time for some shrimp and a #BenchWriteClub for November, brought to you by our #Benchling and pal, Bret-Jordan (@bjkdrvr8).
WRITE CLUB DUE 11/22 by 1pm PT / 4pm ET
Include the following phrase: “that is not how you cook a turkey” in your 250 word story.
Email to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com, you can take longer than 3 minutes, but limit is 250 words.
BENCH GIVES BACK:
Thank you to:
@TrueCrimeBS @boobiespodcast @DrHomieH @WDIMpodcast @LAnotsopod @varmintspodcast @NikolisKitchen @StoryWorthy @ThisWeekPod @BrookReadingPod @bitchenboutique @mmiswp @CretinsGuild @PodFix @Molls
If you want to donate, you still can! THANK YOU!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
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What else has been going on -
We've been on a binge recently watching a lot of crime/action movies that are based on real life events. Movies like War Dogs or The Big Short which are all pretty entertaining in their own ways.
Ep. 98 Bench Gives Back and Chips
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we LIVESTREAM on the bench! It’s HERE, the week before our livestream to raise money for to find a cure for Epilepsy at the BENCH GIVES BACK. So many guests this Saturday, 11/7! Today we talk about all that and a few bags of chips.
BENCH GIVES BACK:
We will be LIVE on 11/7, 10am-10pm PT, here’s the TEAM LEESEY page for donations:
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Join Get VOKL at GetVokl.com and join us, we will also on Facebook and Youtube live:
https://getvokl.com/live-broadcast/Bench-Gives-Back
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
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Ep. 97 Spooky Bench Treats
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today is a busy show! We saved a TON of candy from our Dutch and Russian snackcrates to try today. Then we talk with Lori Bonfiglio, an Epilepsy Foundation volunteer, who has an amazing journey to share. Finally, we have our October #BenchWriteClub entries – they are spooooky! October is almost over, so be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you stay up to date with all the great content or go grab some #AlltheHorror merch – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare. The #AllTheHorror theme music was composed by Sean Faust.
WRITE CLUB SUBMISSIONS – Thank you to….
@KaylaStorytella (Kayla)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan)
@HRHammer (Stephanie #TheHammer)
@DescentPod (Mikey P. Jr, host of The Descent Pod)
BENCH GIVES BACK:
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – we will be LIVE on 11/7, 10am-10pm PT, here’s the page for donations:
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Join Get VOKL at GetVokl.com and join us on 11/7 LIVE!
The Red Cross still needs blood donations: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
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Ep. 96 Mr. Nikolis and Psycho
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench and it’s #ALLTHEHORROR time on the bench. We are joined by our dear friend Nick of @NikolisKitchen, to discuss the classic film Psycho. Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you stay up to date with all the great content or go grab some #AlltheHorror merch – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare. The #AllTheHorror theme music was composed by Sean Faust.
WRITE CLUB DUE 10/24 – DUE DATE EXTENSION!
Start your story with a sentence that is genuinely happy and upbeat, no double meanings. End it with the same sentence, but this time it’s chilling, dark and horrifying.
Email to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com, you can take longer than 3 minutes, but limit is 250 words.
BENCH GIVES BACK:
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – we will be LIVE on 11/7, 10am-10pm PT, here’s the page for donations:
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Get VOKL at GetVokl.com and join us on 11/7 LIVE!
The Red Cross still needs blood donations: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Ep. 95 The Omen II with Drew
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench and it’s #ALLTHEHORROR time on the bench. We are joined by our friend Drew Hallum from @ReelFeelsPod and other shenanigans to discuss The Omen II – just in time for Halloween! Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you stay up to date with all the great content or go grab some #AlltheHorror merch – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare. The #AllTheHorror theme music was composed by Sean Faust.
WRITE CLUB DUE 10/16
Start your story with a sentence that is genuinely happy and upbeat, no double meanings. End it with the same sentence, but this time it’s chilling, dark and horrifying.
Email to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com, you can take longer than 3 minutes, but limit is 250 words.
BENCH GIVES BACK:
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – we will be LIVE on 11/7, 10am-10pm PT, here’s the page for donations:
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Get VOKL at GetVokl.com and join us on 11/7 LIVE!
The Red Cross still needs blood donations: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Ep. 94 Slurpee Death
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench and we had to take a break on the bench... It was an unexpected hiatus and we missed you all! We announce the #BENCHWRITECLUB, due 10/16, our Livestream #BenchGivesBack for Epilepsy research, and talk WAY too much about lotion. There are some bad Russian accents….
WRITE CLUB DUE 10/16
Start your story with a sentence that is genuinely happy and upbeat, no double meanings. End it with the same sentence, but this time it’s chilling, dark and horrifying.
Email to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com, you can take longer than 3 minutes, but limit is 250 words.
BENCH GIVES BACK:
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – we will be LIVE on 11/7, 10am-10pm PT, here’s the page for donations:
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Get VOKL at GetVokl.com and join us on 11/7 LIVE!
The Red Cross still needs blood donations: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
ALL THE HORROR has begun!
Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you stay up to date with horror content all year long!
Go grab some #AlltheHorror merch – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare
#AllTheHorror music composed by Sean Faust
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
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Ep. 93 Vodka Slushy
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench and sorry we’ve been gone for a while... It was an unexpected hiatus and we missed you all! We announce the #BENCHWRITECLUB, due 10/16. Lots of fun times coming – see all the info below.
WRITE CLUB DUE 10/16
Start your story with a sentence that is genuinely happy and upbeat, no double meanings. End it with the same sentence, but this time it’s chilling, dark and horrifying.
BENCH GIVES BACK:
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – we will be LIVE on 11/7, 10am-10pm PT, here’s the page for donations:
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Get VOKL at GetVokl.com and join us on 11/7 LIVE!
The Red Cross still needs blood donations: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
ALL THE HORROR has begun!
Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you stay up to date with horror content all year long!
Go grab some #AlltheHorror merch – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare
#AllTheHorror music composed by Sean Faust
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Ep. 92 Siana’s Extraordinary Playlist
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench and Siana plays Tricia music on the bench. Today we read our June #BENCHWRITECLUB entries, and yes, there will be accents!
BENCH BUSINESS:
Donate to Tawny here: GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/tawny-amp-george-platis-medical-bills
Facebook Event Page: https://www.facebook.com/events/2522885924478736/
Get get VOKL at GetVokl.com and join us there on Saturday 7/11 at 4:15pm PT
Donate Blood: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
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Ep. 91 Off the rails BONUS
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack with a Swedish accent on the bench (for you #Hammer), and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we didn’t really write, we more did that silly thing you do when you talk and show people pictures on a podcast… that’s why this is a bonus episode! Siana says it’s “the worst audio ever.” Enjoy.
BENCH BUSINESS:
Donate to Tawny here: GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/tawny-amp-george-platis-medical-bills
Facebook Event Page: https://www.facebook.com/events/2522885924478736/
Get get VOKL at GetVokl.com and join us there on Saturday 7/11 at 4:15pm PT
Donate Blood: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Ep. 90 Disappointing Popcorn
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench and we are still somehow talking about #benchmermaids. Today we use Siana’s #FuckthisShit journal for a bit of inspiration. We also announce the #BENCHWRITECLUB – it’s a doozy, get ready, due to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com by 6/26. And don't forget about #TriciasExtraordinaryAccentList....
BENCH BUSINESS:
Donate Blood: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
SHOUTOUTS to:
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
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Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Ep. 89 Christine Blackburn tells us stories!
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench and we talk about #benchmermaids. Just roll with it. Today we have a very special guest, Christine Blackburn – the QUEEN of storytelling! We are so honored that she joined us and even participated in a #writingprompt. Listen now to hear the naked motorcycle story!
CHECK OUT THESE LINKS for more from Christine Blackburn:
Sundays: Story Worthy Hour of Power
Christine on Twitter, Instagram & FB: @StoryWorthy
Everything Story Smash & Story Worthy: https://www.storyworthypodcast.com/
BENCH BUSINESS:
Donate Blood: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Ep. 88 Letting the days go by
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We talk about Popeye, Tom Hatten (if you know who that is, you are our people), Fred Willard (RIP!), Killer Sofa (seriously, tell us if you liked it) and revisit the days of the week, quarantine style. Now, get off your butts and do #BenchWriteClub NOW!
LIVESTREAM for the CURE #BENCHWRITECLUB CHALLENGE:
The prompt is: "7 words to describe your experience in quarantine" - based on a challenge by Hemmingway, who bet his writer friends he could write a novel in 7 words, allegedly…
LIVESTREAM T-Shirt Sales have been extended to THIS WED May 27th. If you haven't bought a shirt yet or plan to you can do so at https://shop.upstatemerch.com/livestreamforthecure/shop/product-detail/1000123. $12.50 from every shirt goes toward the goal which is more than 100% of what we get back. Please help us spread the word as far and wide as you can.
BENCH BUSINESS:
PROMO for the 4th Annual Livestream for the Cure – we will be there on May 28th at 6pm PT with @epicfilmguys – please join us!
KILLER SOFA – Listen now on Pop Up Film Cast and on the Podfix Network feed – TWEET your feedback!
Donate Blood: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Ep. 87 Red Red Wine
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode is very late, but don’t worry, we have some decent excuses. Especially with kids and homeschooling and work and so on and so on….
BENCH BUSINESS:
PROMO for the 4th Annual Livestream for the Cure – we will be there on May 28th with @epicfilmguys
KILLER SOFA – Listen now on Pop Up Film Cast and next week on the Podfix Network feed
Thank you & shout out to Josh Hallmark for getting Siana addicted to Best Fiends!
We love Trey Kennedy – check out his videos: https://youtu.be/GCp2gZ-BMIw
Donate Blood: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Check out our family of shows on the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwork.com/
Ep. 86 Peep Wars
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode is a week late, but, much like all of you, this new lifestyle is creating a sort of chaos around everything. Especially with kids and homeschooling and the realization that this is our new normal for a very…. long… time… So, are you #TeamMarshmallow? Or do you want to be right with Tricia on the #PeepHaters team?
BENCH BUSINESS:
PROMO for the 4th Annual Livestream for the Cure – we will be there on May 28th with @epicfilmguys
Tracy Bonham (aka what we were like in the ninties!) https://youtu.be/2Xi8NvSetZc
Donate Blood: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Ep. 85 Abductions Only
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s time for the #RandomWriteClub and we promise, you won’t be sorry! We break out the apocalypse snacks and they are not great. Also, if you can give blood, please sign up, link below! Stay safe, sane and healthy our dear, dear Benchlings!
#BenchWriteClub contributors:
@KaylaStorytella (Kayla)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan)
@ReelFeelsPod (Drew)
Sew stuff with Joann’s: https://www.joann.com/how-to-make-a-face-mask/042188731P321.html
Donate Blood: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/find-drive
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
Join our #Benchlings group on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/2girlsonabench
Twitter: @2girlsonabench
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2girlsonabench/
Support the show via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench
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Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench… and we’re spending our lock down podcasting more! This bonus episode is a mini episode on the Podfix Network, a great group of shows we are part of. Check them all out at https://podfixnetwork.com/. For the month of March, there’s new content every day!
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Ep. 83 Medical Tongs
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench… and we’re spending our lock down writing – join us! It’s time for #RandomWriteClub – there are 3 writing prompts in this episode – send your reply to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com whenever, and we’ll share it. Since the world is a ball pit right now why not spend it writing, what else is there to do? And also… #snackapocalypse needs to be a thing. Just sayin’.
#RANDOMWRITECLUB #PROMPTS
- Your phone rings, the number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.
- You’re abducted by Aliens who don’t know what sleep is. The Aliens start to get worried when the human they found stops moving.
- “Stop!” commanded your GPS. “It is time you discovered the truth. In 400 yards, turn left.”
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
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Ep. 82 Podiversary - The Lost Episode
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench… and we’ve been doing it for 2 YEARS, and somehow, we still have audio and technical issues that cause delays… Thanks for sticking with us!
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – Postponed til November, but you can still donate!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
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Ep. 81 Write Club Serenade
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench… and we’ve been doing it for 2 YEARS! What?? AND a plethora of new writing submissions thanks to our #Sharpie Kayla! It’s time for some major kazoo action ;) Gotta #snackdiddy? Send it over!
February #BenchWriteClub submissions:
@KaylaStorytella (Kayla #Sharpie)
@BooksTransire (Amanda Nelson)
SHOUT OUTS:
Drew @ReelFeelsPod for all the Jack London info!
@HRHammer (Stephanie #TheHammer) just cuz!
PROMO: Leave the Lights on Podcast (@leavethelightsonpod on Instagram, @13vlm13 on twitter)
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – donate or join us!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
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Ep 80 Dead Ants
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We are sad about Bambi… but it leads to some conversations about pushing a main character into a big life change. Tell us about an acronym you didn’t understand...
February #BenchWriteClub DUE 2/14 – email us 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
BRING A FRIEND MONTH! Bring a friend and we’ll play you a song on kazoo! Sure, we’ll even take requests!
You’re sitting on the couch watching TV, when you notice a receipt on the coffee table. You know you didn’t leave a receipt there and you live alone. What is the receipt for and how did it get on your coffee table?
SHOUT OUTS: @LAnotsopod (LA Not So Confidential), & @thegravitybeard (Gravity Beard – hear our kazoo band featured on Episode 234 - This Week Today Vol 88: Russia's Greatest Napolean)
Hey - can you answer our Jack London question @BrookReadingPod (Melissa #MelBrooks) & @ReelFeelsPod (Drew)?
TEAM LEESEY Epilepsy walk info – donate or join us!
https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/participant/30787
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Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go deep into dino culture, lid drawers, knobs, glue boxes and all the things you love about us, mostly. We also do a writing prompt about a sandwich and announce the #BenchWriteClub for February.
February #BenchWriteClub DUE 2/14 – email us 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
BRING A FRIEND MONTH! Bring a friend and we’ll play you a song on kazoo! Sure, we’ll even take requests!
You’re sitting on the couch watching TV, when you notice a receipt on the coffee table. You know you didn’t leave a receipt there and you live alone. What is the receipt for and how did it get on your coffee table?
SHOUT OUTS:
Promo for our buds @CCinemaPodcast
Girl Scout cookies and WW snacks!
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Ep 78 Pipila Returns
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s last week’s lost episode, the one we believe the aliens abducted! Re-tooled and edited and here for your listening joy. If you can’t find us, we’re off somewhere with a map getting lost!
SHOUT OUTS:
@MMandOscar for helping Tricia understand Midsommer!
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Ep. 77 Here We Go Yo!
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and sometimes we procrastinate on the bench. Today we are glad to be back, writing and brainstorming about 2020 goals. And of course, popcorn.
#BENCHWRITECLUB written by us, supplied by:
@KaylaStorytella (Kayla #Sharpie)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan, our longtime pal!)
Weird Gazelle informercial we mentioned: https://youtu.be/pyK-3Em8__c
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Ep. 76 Bench Cheeseball
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We missed you #Benchlings! Today Siana reveals a holiday cheese ball, we read your submissions to the #BenchWriteClub and more…
November #BENCHWRITECLUB Contributors:
“I walked in. The whole family was there. What could go wrong?”
@KaylaStorytella (Kayla #Sharpie)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan, our longtime pal!)
@HRHammer (Stephanie #TheHammer)
SHOUTOUTS:
Story Smash and Screwed Up Stories by Christine Blackburn @StoryWorthy
Comedian and historian @dawn_brodey – check out her Trailer Trash Talent Revue at http://www.dawnbrodey.com/
Thank you to Danny Zuker @DannyZuker for playing kazoos with us at the Hollywood Improv!
Next week join us as we chat with JV Torres from The Rise of King Asilas
Buy JV’s children’s book on Amazon – makes a great gift: Childress is Lost!
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Ep. 75 I Like to Boogie
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we still procrastinate on the bench! Today's episode is a little late, and we blame Tricia's left foot. Did you know November is Epilepsy awareness month? We have a special guest to tell us about it. Today we also announce the #BenchWriteClub for November!
Visit and donate to the Epilepsy Foundation!
SHOUT OUTS:
Story Smash and Screwed Up Stories by Christine Blackburn @StoryWorthy
Author Ann Fox @antoinettefoxny
Shawn Ennis of @SYYPodcast
Melissa #MelBrooks @BrookReadingPod
LA Not So Confidential - @LAnotsopod
Hong Kong Confidential & the recently released Fool Me Twice Podcast by Jules Hannaford @juleshannaford (Promo is for her book on Amazon!)
#BENCHWRITECLUB DUE November 22nd!
3 minute limit, 250 words or less – email submissions to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
“I walked in. The whole family was there. What could go wrong?”
BENCH BUSINESS:
Join us on 11/23 at the Hollywood Improv for STORY SMASH LIVE (with Tricia)!
- Promo code- DPROMSTORY
- Ticket site- http://bit.ly/33PbTOE
- Tickets are only $10 in advance, $13 at the door
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Ep. 75 Haunted Bench Part 2
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and its part 2 of #AlltheHorror on the Bench! Happy Halloween – enjoy these ghost stories and original works – and maybe a treat or two… muah ha ha ha!
Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you stay up to date with horror content all year long!
CONTRIBUTORS:
Ghost Stories from Tammy & Brice of Hollyweird Paranormal @HWPpodcast
“Billy’s Inferno by Ann Fox @antoinettefoxny, read by Shawn Ennis of @SYYPodcast
“Over Drinks” by Christopher Munroe of The Soundtrack to a Life Podcast - @SoundtrackCast, read by Siana
“I Need to Eat Brains” a parody of a song by Grace Vanderwaal - written and performed by Tricia
BENCH BUSINESS:
All the Horror music composed by Sean Faust
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Ep. 74 Haunted Bench Part 1
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and once again it’s time for #ALLTHEHORROR on the Bench! Today we feature original stories, a haiku, a ghost story and a song! We got it all folks. Make sure you listen to the end for some groovy outtakes. Stay tuned for part 2 on Halloween!
Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you don’t miss a show!
CONTRIBUTORS:
“Boys in the Van” written and read by Bret-Jordan Kreiensieck @bjkdrvr8
A Haunted Apartment Story from Dr. Scott of LA Not So Confidential - @LAnotsopod
A Halloween Haiku by Rachel Noall of the Poems for People Podcast @Poems4PeoplePod
“Powdered Milk” by Kayla Ray Tidwell @Kayla_Trapeze, performed by Siana & Tricia
“Your Brains” by Jonathon Coulton, performed by Big E of @KaraokBIGE
BENCH BUSINESS:
All the Horror music composed by Sean Faust
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Ep. 73 We Want Candy!
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and today we talk about CANDY on the Bench! We are joined by so many amazing people, please go check out a new show this week! And of course, be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you don’t miss any of the shows this month!
THANK YOU TO THESE AMAZING PODCASTERS!
Talking Codswallop - Gemma @CodswallopPod (who also inspired our title!)
LA Not So Confidential - @LAnotsopod
Penance RPG – Dragon @PenanceRPG
Story Worthy & Screwed Up Stories – Christine Blackburn @StoryWorthy
Magic Quest Boys of Dragontown - @magicquestboys
A Paranormal Chicks - @TheAPCPodcast
Project Woo Woo (not “Woo Woo Project”…) – Lisa Orkin @lisaorkin
The 80its - @the80its
Invasion of the Remake - @InvasionRemake
School of Schlock - Tom @SchoolofSchlock
The Cult of Domesticity Podcast – Courtney (she hated caramel) @DomesticPodcast
Ann Fox, author of “The Cat That Caught the Canary” and “After Midnight” - @antoinettefoxny
BENCH BUSINESS:
#AlltheHorror music composition by Sean Faust (intros/outros)
Spoof "It's Murder Time" written and sung by Tricia Marsac, original by Cyndi Lauper
Promo for not-so-confidential.com/">LA Not So Confidential – check them out!
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Ep. 72 The Devil in the Cabinet
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate, as you know! Today it’s time for a bonus #ALLTHEHORROR episode on the Bench! We are joined by Tim Gibson of The Cabinet Podcast. Make sure you check out his awesome show too! Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 throughout October for more spooky content.
BENCH BUSINESS:
All the Horror music composition featured by musician Sean Faust
Thank you to Gemma from @CodswallopPod for the JELLY BABY #Snackbook
Promo from Tim Gibson of @thecabinetcast / The Cabinet Podcast
Thank you to @InvasionRemake (Sam!!) for all the collaboration for @AlltheHorror18 – go get your merch before Halloween – all proceeds go to @ScaresThatCare.
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Ep. 71 Scary Reel Stories
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench it’s time for #ALLTHEHORROR on the Bench! Today we are joined with the amazing human, Drew Hallum from @ReelFeelsPod to talk about the classic stories “Scary Tales to Tell in the Dark” by Alvin Schwartz, and other things! Be sure to follow @AlltheHorror18 so you don’t miss a show!
BENCH BUSINESS:
Shout out to Shari – check her out at: www.sharidworkinsmith.com
All the Horror music composition shout out to Sean Faust.
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Ep. 70 FLASHBACK to Polybius Rises
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench it’s time for #ALLTHEHORROR on the Bench! For this glorious month of October, we will be releasing episodes every week that have some sort of spooky spin. In addition, a bunch of podcasters will be releasing episodes daily to celebrate October – follow @AlltheHorror18 so you don’t miss a show!
Today’s audio drama was curated by Tim Gibson of @thecabinetcast. It includes original work by Tim, us, the Conspeared Podcast, @TUBCPodcast and @KaraokBIGE. “It’s a video game urban legend so big one podcast couldn’t tell the whole story!” -Tim
BENCH BUSINESS:
Be like Tricia and use code Bench on Seat Giant! for 5% off your tickets to anything! (Seriously, I totally used it for my Broadway tix!)
BUH BYE PODCOIN - @bitchenboutique said it the best – go listen! http://bitchenb.libsyn.com/bye-bye-podcoin
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Ep. 69 Old Fries and a Flashy Pin
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and sometimes we procrastinate… but not the past few weeks! It’s Siana’s 18-year anniversary (WOW) so a bit of reminiscing leads to the old hamburger story, again. Siana tries to get Tricia to stop gushing over Hadestown and musicals and inspiration… ending in a rant. Known to many as the “too many ideas, not enough time” syndrome. It’s also #BenchWriteClub time – come for the old fries and stay for the good stories!
September #BENCHWRITECLUB submissions by:
@rrnoall the host of @Poems4PeoplePod
@fleeksbrandi co-host of @Bookofliespod
@Kayla_Trapeze (Kayla #Sharpie or #AngelofTwitter)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan, our longtime pal!)
A few weeks back we hit up the Outlier Festival – so we have quite a few shouts outs to all our lovely pod-friends!
@ParcastNetwork (and the host of the new daily horoscope show!)
@michellevelyna (@Wolf359Radio)
And more!
BENCH BUSINESS:
PROMO: @PenanceRPG Podcast promoting ALL THE HORROR @allthehorror18
Be like Tricia and use code Bench on Seat Giant! for 5% off your tickets to anything! (Seriously, I totally used it for my Broadway tix!)
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Ep. 68 Eh, Screw it!
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and this weekend our Bench goes on the road to the Outlier Festival! If you’re local to LA, please join us along with Justine from @mixtapemontage and Tammie & Brice of @HWPpodcast for our Panel on 9/14! Today’s show features the September “BenchWriteClub” announcement, as well as a lot of chatting about food, rice and lentils. Although our #Snackbook has nothing to do with any of that!
Also, a shoutout to @jvmyka for the lovely letter! Check out his audio drama: @kingasilas
BENCH BUSINESS:
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September #BENCHWRITECLUB due 9/20: “Eh, screw it. Let’s just blow it up and call it a day!”
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Ep. 67 Late Haiku for you!
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode is new, but late, so very late. Some info is outdated - for instance, if you use CODE "Bench" (case sensitive) you get 20% off your tickets to the Outlier Festival! Thank you, our dear Benchlings, for understanding. See – we were ACTUALLY writing and we get to present it at the festival, so keep your fingers crossed for us!!
August #BENCHWRITECLUB featured submissions:
These guys wrote us a haiku about their favorite snacks!
@Kayla_Trapeze(Kayla #Sharpie)
@Stories2121(Terry Brewer)
@HRHammer (Stephanie #TheHammer)
@urpodcastormine(Sherry)
Bethany Lewis
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes and PodChaser reviews seem to help – so go write us one and let us know!
Use CODE "Bench" (case sensitive) you get 20% off your tickets to the Outlier Festival! September 13-14 in Los Angeles!
Listen on PODCOIN to get 50% MORE coins! If you're new, use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
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PROMO: #MelBrooks of the Brook Reading Podcast promoting ALL THE HORROR! (@BrookReadingPodand @allthehorror18)
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Ep. 66 Hobnobbin
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today starts with a distraction intro that eventually comes back around to one of our favorite authors, Margaret Atwood. Then we waste lots of time talking about Queen, actors, Lady Gaga, Christopher Malone, singing random things and more. Try and keep up, then send us your awesome Haiku!
August #BENCHWRITECLUB DUE Friday 8/16/19:
Write us a haiku about your favorite snack!
Email submissions to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
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Ep. 65 Egg Chips & Accents
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Here we are with maybe the best chips ever – if you like eggs, that is. Today’s tangent has to do with Tricia’s crotch watching days… also, accents abound in this episode!
Featured YOUTUBE video (for German accent inspiration): https://youtu.be/XlGGgNFYMQo
July #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:
Thank you to our Benchlings! Stay tuned for the August prompt in our next episode!
@Kayla_Trapeze(Kayla #Sharpie)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan
@Stories2121(Terry Brewer)
BENCH BUSINESS:
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Promo: Invasion of the Remake @InvasionRemake
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Ep. 64 Creepy Roach Hashtags
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today is a compilation of some announcements, outtakes and a revisit to the time we went over hated hashtags – which, it turns out, we still hate! Also, a special treat – a song about that time we lived in an apartment with roaches. Yes, it was as gross as it sounds!
July #BENCHWRITECLUB:
“It’s summer time and you’re swimming with your best friends in the lake near your house. You dive in but when you come up for air you feel the chill of winter, snow is covering the ground, and your friends are floating dead next to you.”
Due 7/26 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less.
BENCH BUSINESS:
Please nominate us for the 14thAnnual Podcast Awards– Comedy & People’s Choice!
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Ep. 63 Jury Doody
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and guess what? We are professional procrastinators and proud of it. Tricia did some writing during her Jury Duty, all about Woody, Gayle and this big bug she tried to smash. At least it made her civic duty a bit more exciting! WARNING: Tricia is aware that her accent SUCKS!
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Ep. 62 A Room of One’s Own
Welcome to the bench! FINALLY – June Bench Write Club in July! We want to say thank you for your patience, for listening, responding and coming back to us – it may be mushy, but this process and family bring us so much joy!
June #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:
“There are 3 things you need to know before you read this.”
@Kayla_Trapeze (Kayla #Sharpie)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan)
@HRHammer (Stephanie #TheHammer)
@frigay13 (Andrew)
@Stories2121 (nickname forthcoming)
@RLTerry1 (Ryan Terry)
BENCH BUSINESS:
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Listen on PODCOIN to get 50% MORE coins! If you're new, use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
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PROMO: @juleshannaford Jule’s memoir “Fool Me Twice” is available on Amazon! Please leave a review!
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Ep. 61 Amanda Smart
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, random-ness, etc. However, we do a writing prompt each episode to hold ourselves accountable - and we'd love you to write with us. Today we announce the June Bench Write Club – see below!
June #BENCHWRITECLUB:
“These are the things you need to know before you read this.”
Due 6/21 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less.
Email your submission to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com - tell us what other writing projects you're working on!
BENCH BUSINESS:
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PROMO: Release the Clowns! @clownshq
Mentions: @BrookReadingPod (Melissa #MelBrooks), @Kayla_Trapeze
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Ep. 60 Knob Guide
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to find time to write in between crafts with knobs, work, families and snacks. Ok, the snacks are part of our writing process – we swear. We try not to procrastinate, but we’re just too good at it! This week is brought to you by Tricia’s podiatrist – he says she should walk less… also… sound is NOT our friend!
BENCH BUSINESS:
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Ep. 59 Caramel Gala
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to manage creativity, work and families all at the same time. No problem! Really, it’s the snacks that keep us going, no joke. Today we read your #BENCHWRITECLUB submissions and they are awesome!
May #BENCHWRITECLUB Submissions:
BENCH BUSINESS:
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Random Mentions:
@bagofdickspart2 (Instagram)
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Ep. 58 Showtime!
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers working on an audio sitcom on the side. Don’t worry, we still find ways to procrastinate… for instance snacks and quiche and elementary school musical theatre! Join us today for an impromptu sneak preview of #StevetheDevilRoommate from our live stream this weekend.
THANK YOU to everyone who attended and donated to #LIVESTREAMFORTHECURE, especially @Livestream4Cure and @EpicFilmGuys for leading such an awesome event for a great cause! Stay tuned at the end of this episode for a shoutout (we’re talking to you Drew, Kayla, Stephanie and Mel!)
May #BENCHWRITECLUB:
“Don’t believe what you hear. There is nothing dangerous in those woods.”
Due 5/25 – 3 minutes, no edits, 250 words or less. Email to 2GirlsonaBench@gmail.com
BENCH BUSINESS:
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Listen on PODCOINand use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
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Ep. 57 Cranberry Sandwiches
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? Teasing you with buttons and old snacks! Are we repeating ourselves… do we mention Paul Rudd… and #MelBrooks (@BrookReadingPod) - you wanna button? Tricia is just giving them away today.
YOU REALLY WANT BENCH SWAG? Join us THIS SATURDAY (yes, we are yelling!) at the LIVESTREAM FOR THE CURE, Saturday May 18thfrom 12-1pm PT and DONATE!
BENCH BUSINESS:
SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) starting May 17 thru May 19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure Our session is THIS SATURDAY May 18th12pm-1pm PT – BE THERE: http://twitch.tv/epicfilmguys
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PROMO for @Livestream4Cure
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Ep. 56 Snackbook Connection
Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? In addition to the podcast, we have many techniques! Snacks, travel stories, random-ness, etc. Not to mention day jobs and kids! Today we read our April #BenchWriteClub submissions and dive into #snackbook nostalgia with Mr. Peanut!
APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB SUBMISSIONS BY:
@BrookReadingPod (Melissa #MelBrooks)
@Kayla_Trapeze (Kayla #Sharpie)
@bjkdrvr8 (Bret-Jordan)
@HRHammer (Stephanie #TheHammer)
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOIN and use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins - we are a 'bonus' show!
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Our session is May 18th12pm-1pm PT – BE THERE)
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Ep. 55 Steve the Devil Roommate?
Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, putting off our projects to write reboots of random films… Laundry and pillows seem to distract us today, along with a satanic writing prompt. But hey, we wrote something! And yes, we are still talking about Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg and also Paul Rudd. Deal with it!
QUESTION: Do you want to hear an episode of “Steve the Devil Roommate” on Patreon? Then TELL us on TWITTER @2GirlsOnaBench!
APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB
Rules: no edits, 3 minutes, no more than 250 words, due 4/26 via email 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Prompt: You are in a typical awkward elevator ride with a group of other people. Suddenly a man says, “So I bet you are wondering why I’ve gathered you here…” before hitting the emergency stop button.
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
Listen on PODCOINand use code “On A Bench” for 300 coins!
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PROMO by @nri_woman of the NRI Woman Podcast– check them out!
SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Promo included in this episode, remember, don’t eat old snacks people!)
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Ep. 54 Donut Reboot Time
Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, putting off our projects to write reboots of random films… well, at least this month. Today we announce the April #BenchWriteClub and explain how to open crescent rolls. We’ve decided we are the food truck of podcasts, follow us if you can and you’ll always get something good. Today’s diagram of distraction is OFF the charts!
APRIL #BENCHWRITECLUB
Rules: no edits, 3 minutes, no more than 250 words, due 4/26 via email 2girlsonabench@gmail.com
Prompt: You are in a typical awkward elevator ride with a group of other people. Suddenly a man says, “So I bet you are wondering why I’ve gathered you here…” before hitting the emergency stop button.
First person to write a book gets a donut...!
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If you review us, email your address for a sticker! iTunes reviews seem to help – so go write!
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SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Promo included in this episode)
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Ep. 53 Bench Wine and a Baby
Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, wearing foil hats broadcasting from our basement. Ok, you got us, we don’t have a basement. We do guarantee a rollercoaster ride of weirdness. AND we have BENCH wine! Today our diagram of distraction includes an upcoming remake of Three Men and a Baby. Who is the Ted Danson of today?? No really, please tell us!
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SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (Promo included in this episode)
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Ep. 52 Saucy Puffs
Yo – we’re hungry where’s those Cheetos at? Welcome to the bench! We are two longtime friends and writing partners, occasionally writing and always chatting about our favorite snacks. Today we are staying out of the bell jar, snacking on weird puffy snacks, and talking about shows that make us forget our woes. That rhymed. Also, even though we are curious about Tom Selleck, we still do a writing prompt! Warning, we freak each other out about people hiding in walls…
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If you review us, email your address for a sticker! Bonus points for Limerick reviews in March!
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https://www.sunshinesummit.live to catch all the streams from the Sunshine Summit 2019!
SAVE THE DATES AND SPARE CHANGE: @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure (And you too could win discarded snacks! j/k)
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Ep. 51 Limericks and Cassava Chips
Podcasting is truly the best
So what if some think us a pest
We sit on our bench
Behave like a wench
And end with a song in good jest!
Thank you to our March #Benchlings for the fabulous Limericks! Head to https://www.sunshinesummit.live to catch all the streams from the Sunshine Summit 2019!
BENCH BUSINESS:
If you review us, email your address for a sticker! Bonus points for Limerick reviews in March!
Check out our new sponsor Seat Giant! Use the code BENCH to receive 5% off of your next order.
SAVE THE DATES:
@Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure
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#BenchWriteClub Limerick Submissions by:
@Write.girl.q
@Nannerz54
Ep. 50 Surviving the Plague
Oh man, did we miss our BENCH! We’ve been through some crazy sickness. Fingers crossed we have put in our time for the year. Please, no more! Today we finally read our February #BenchWriteClub entries and announce our March challenge. We also catch up on all the shows we binged while sick, ramble and munch on snacks. Lot's to download on this episode as we play catch up after all the misery!
March #BENCHWRITECLUB
LIMERICKS! Bring them on – no time limit! Submit your Limerick to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com by Friday 3/15 and we’ll read it LIVE on the Sunshine Summit this Saturday 3/16 at 1:30pm PT / 4:30pm ET. Come and watch us!
Thank you to our February #Benchlings! @Kayla_Trapeze Bret-Jordan@bjkdrvr8
@turnofphrases @ThingsJoeHates
BENCH BUSINESS:
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Promo by Cinematically Correct – check out their show! @CinematicallyC
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SAVE THE DATES:
SUNSHINE SUMMIT (sunshinesummit.live) March 9-16, 2019 - #SunshineSummit2019 #CelebrateConnections AND @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure
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Ep. 49 FLASHBACK Gaggle of Todds
Welcome to the bench! We are OUT SICK! But we still wanted to bring you something from the bench – so here’s some outtakes, and a FLASHBACK to the story of Tricia’s stalker in the 90s. How did we not die? Plus, the entire episode has been digitally remastered with extras, boo-yaah!
You can still get 15% off from Shari until 2/28 – code BENCHLING!
Take 15% Off a Psychic/Mediumship Reading by using code word Benchling www.sharidworkinsmith.com or off a Mary Kay order by putting keyword Benchling in the comment section. Price will be adjusted at check out www.marykay.com/sdworkin-smith
February #BENCHWRITECLUB
We will read your entries and announce our March #BENCHWriteClub on 3/5!
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SAVE THE DATES:
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Ep. 48 Podiversary!
Welcome to the bench! We are bringing our britches to the table today to celebrate our PODIVERSARY! Lots of sale valentine candy, lots of red wine and we even do a writing prompt! Thank you for making this such a great experience, we love being part of the PODCAST FAMILY and PODFIX Network along with you amazing creators and listeners!
SHOUTOUTS to @SunPowerPod @epicfilmguys @InvasionRemake @ReelFeelsPod @AllTheHorror18 @podbeancom @thecabinetcast
THANK YOU to our new Patreon supporters at @KaraokBIGE !
PLUG for @Livestream4Cure (livestreamforthecure.com) May 17-19, 2019 #LivestreamForTheCure
ANOTHER PLUG for the SUNSHINE SUMMIT (sunshinesummit.live) March 9-16, 2019 - #SunshineSummit2019 #CelebrateConnections
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Ep. 47 List of Psychic Things
Welcome to the bench! Today we are chatting bench tattoos, our upcoming Pod-iversary, frozen desserts and kidney stones… We also bring you Part 2 of our interview with Shari, our friend, spiritual advisor, and beauty guru. We are picking up on her story as a Psychic Medium, as she talks about ways we can all ask for help and guidance from the universe. We need that!
TAG a new writer friend on our Social Media this week and we’ll send you a WRITE IT BITCH button!
How to get a reading or makeup from Shari – code BENCHLING!
Take 15% Off a Psychic/Mediumship Reading by using code word Benchling
DM me on FB or Insta: Shari Dworkin-Smith: Psychic, Medium, Empath - @sdsmk
Or visit my website: www.sharidworkinsmith.com
Take 15% Off your Mary Kay order by putting keyword Benchlingin the comment section.
Price will be adjusted at check out.
Visit my website: www.marykay.com/sdworkin-smith or
Find me on FB: Shari Dworkin-Smith, Mary Kay Independent Sales Director
February #BENCHWRITECLUB
You declare to the heavens that you will never fall in love. Aphrodite herself took it as a challenge. Due 2/15!
BENCH BUSINESS:
Be sure to submit your #BenchWriteClub prompt responses by 2/15/19!
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