Every great hero deserves a song written about them from a truly talented individual. That hasn't happened for Yadi yet, so in order to encourage someone who might actually not completely suck to come along, here is my rendition of "Yadi" written to the Kinks "Lola." Gather around your family, friends, dogs, and anyone who is hard of hearing to truly enjoy the fact that this is not them embarrassing themselves publicly. We love you Yadi. We're sorry this terrible thing is the best we could do for you. We understand if you block us and hate us forever.