Dave talks about his preparations for the trip to Austin, and having Jesus as co-pilot on driving day. He shares some of his possibilities for death or maiming that could […]
Dave talks about his preparations for the trip to Austin, and having Jesus as co-pilot on driving day. He shares some of his possibilities for death or maiming that could […]
- Dave talks about his preparations for the trip to Austin, and having Jesus as co-pilot on driving day.
- He shares some of his possibilities for death or maiming that could possibly occur by living in Florida, sink-hole insurance, and driving to Austin.
- Dave also describes his terror with flying and all the things that could go wrong.
- Dave got a Squatty Potty for Christmas, and Dave tells the guys about the guy who severed part of his leg using one.
- Sean doesn’t sit when he shits; he hovers.
- Johnny explains, for any who don’t know, how human beings are supposed to shit.
- Sterling and Stone will soon be hiring the Transporter to usher Dave around to events.
- Dave will be living in the ‘90’s as he drives his rental car across the US listening to CD’s.
- Dave gives his opinion of the beach and the restaurant on it.
- Sean shares the word that accelerates restaurant service.
- How likely is your food to be ejaculated on in a restaurant? How much does that number increase if you’re Dave?
- Dave wonders if the whole thing was staged, and how often he’s been in secret corporate training videos as ‘the tester.’
- The meal went downhill from there.
- They guys proceed to prove WHY this is the Worst. Show. Ever.
- Dave’s final thoughts on his upcoming trip to Austin.