Pour one out for the dozens of people that Ashley is about to break up with on Valentine's Day. The Scoop (9:34) features A&W having a mascot...and a restaurant(?!), a breakfast spot with an unintentional hidden agenda, why you don't let your children play with your phone unsupervised, a firecracker-popping pizza stealing grand theft auto, and a cafeteria criminal worth over $1 million in chicken wings. Last, Ashley has her first crawfish of the season while PTE is reunited with his favorite Indian restaurant and breaks dry January to attend exotic animal racing and instantly regrets it in their food high and low moments of the week (49:50).