It’s time for another one of our infamous & patented Care/Don’t Care Podcasts, with your talent: John Nash + Stephie Haynes.UFC LONDON REACTIONS — 2:21Overall, this 12-bout card saw three exciting first round finishes, five thrilling KO/TKO’s, three sweet submissions, and six hard-fought decisions. Rounding things out, our fighters who were awarded for putting forth POTN efforts? EVERY FINISH ON THE CARD RECEIVED A BONUS for the full POTN $50K (per Brett Okamoto): FOTN honors went to nobody tonight.Here’s a look at the UFC LONDON: ‘ALEXANDER VOLKOV VS TOM ASPINALL’ fight card’s full results & updated fight records —ESPN+ MAIN CARD | SAT. MAR 19At 3:09 — 12. 265lbs: Tom Aspinall (12-2) DEF. Alexander Volkov (34-10) — SUB, Straight Armlock at 3:45 of Rd 1 — POTN BONUSAt 9:36 — 11. 145lbs: Arnold Allen (18-1) DEF. Dan Hooker (21-12) — KO/TKO, Punches, Knees & Elbows at 2:33 of Rd 1 — POTN BONUSAt 12:17 — 10. 155bs: Paddy Pimblett (18-3) DEF. Rodrigo Vargas (12-5) — SUB, Rear Naked Choke at 3:49 of Rd 1 — POTN BONUSAt 19:02 — 9. 170lbs: Gunnar Nelson (18-5) DEF. Takashi Sato (16-5) — DEC, Unanimous (30-26x3)At 21:50 — 8. 125lbs: Molly McCann (12-4) DEF. Luana Carolina (8-3) — KO/TKO, Spinning Back Elbow at 1:52 of Rd 3, Total 11:52 — POTN BONUSAt 24:40 — 7. 155lbs: Ilia Topuria (12-0) DEF. Jai Herbert (11-4) — KO/TKO Right Hook at 1:07 of Rd 2, Total 6:07 — POTN BONUSESPN+ PRELIMSAt 29:21 — 6. 145lbs: Makwan Amirkhani (17-7) DEF. Mike Grundy (12-4) — SUB, Anaconda Choke at 0:57 of Rd 1 — POTN BONUSAt 31:35 — 5. 265lbs: Sergei Pavlovich (15-1) DEF. Shamil Abdurakhimov (20-7) — KO/TKO, Punch to G&P at 4:03 of Rd 1 — POTN BONUSSkipped — 4. 205lbs: Paul Craig (16-4) DEF. Nikita Krylov (27-9) — SUB, Triangle Choke at 3:57 of Rd 1 — POTN BONUSAt 35:33 — 3. 135lbs: Jack Shore (16-0) DEF. Timur Valiev (18-3) — DEC, Unanimous (29-28x2, 29-27) At 36:22 — 2. 115lbs: Elise Reed (5-1) DEF. Cory McKenna (6-2) — DEC, SPLIT (29-28x2, 27-30 for Reed)At 36:43 — 1. 125lbs: Muhammad Mokaev (6-0) DEF. Cody Durden (12-4) — SUB, Guillotine Choke at 0:58 of Rd 1 — POTN BONUS_______________________________UFC FIGHT NIGHT COLUMBUS PICKS — 39:18At this point in the show we offer you our ‘disclaimer’, then our trio will go about predicting the UFC London Fight Night bout sheet from the bottom up.Here’s a look at the fight card & records for the upcoming event via tapology.com (bout order subject to change, already changed since recording):UFC COLUMBUS: ‘BLAYDES VS DAUKAUS’ (14 Cares) —*** Eugene made his picks to Stephie after the show wrapped recording. He picked Kai Kara-France & Curtis Blaydes... with those two picks he managed to win the week, which he will be back to gloat about on the Monday April 4th show, where they will preview UFC 273.ESPN+ MAIN CARD | SAT. MAR 26 — 7PM/4PM ETPT (10 Cares)13. 265lbs: Curtis Blaydes (15-3) vs. Chris Daukaus (12-4) — At 57:20, 3 Cares12. 125lbs: Joanne Wood (15-7) vs. Alexa Grasso (13-3) — At 55:42, 2 Cares11. 170lbs: Matt Brown (23-18) vs. Bryan Barbarena (16-8) — At 53:22, 2 Cares10. 125bs: Askar Askarov (14-0) vs. Kai Kara-France (23-9) — At 54:42, 3 Cares (But Split)9. 265lbs: Aleksei Oleinik (59-16) vs. Ilir Latifi (15-8) — At 52:098. 155lbs: Marc Diakiese (14-5) vs. Vyacheslav Borschchev (6-1) — At 46:14ESPN+ PRELIMS | 4PM/1PM ETPT (6 Cares)7. 170lbs: Neil Magny (25-8) vs. Max Griffin (18-8) — At 47:356. 135lbs: Sara McMann (12-6) vs. Karol Rosa (15-3) — At 51:18, 2 Cares5. 125lbs: Batgerel Danaa (12-2) vs. Chris Gutierrez (17-3) — At 44:444. 185lbs: Aliaskhab Khizriev (13-0) vs. Denis Tiuliulin (10-5) — At 42:213. 125lbs: Jennifer Maia (19-8) vs. Manon Fiorot (8-1) — At 43:27, 2 Cares2. 125lbs: David Dvořák (20-3) vs. Matheus Nicolau (17-2) — At 49:35, 2 Cares (But Split)1. 145lbs: Luis Saldaña (15-7) vs. Bruno Souza (10-2) — At 45:31Be sure to follow John on twitter @heynottheface & Stephie @CrooklynMMA. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit bloodyelbowpodcast.substack.com/subscribe This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit bloodyelbowpodcast.substack.com/subscribe