Talia starts this week’s ep by singing, and we find out that—fun fact—Alexis hates hearing people she knows sing (sry Talia). They then dive into life updates including Serena F*cking Kerrigan’s bday parties (yes, plural), before tackling the hottest topic RN—the Oscars. They share some hot takes about the slap heard ’round the world, AKA Will Smith and Chris Rock’s ~altercation~, but first a recap of the red carpet and the movies. Who let Kristen Stewart wear shorts? And WTF was Licorice Pizza’s plot? The ep wraps up with a Bad Vibes Hotline voicemail all about a relationship dry spell (and a dry hand job—yikes). They dish out some wisdom, some personal anecdotes, and ofc address gender standards (much to discuss).