I recount a Mission Impossible-esque phone swap story, though I'm no Tom Cruise. It all began when a new phone entered the house, following the rule of using phones until they give up after 4-5 years. Fast forward two years, a pandemic, and an unfortunate audio malfunction later, and I found myself in need of a new phone. The inciting incident, marked by unbearable audio distortion, propelled me into a search for the perfect replacement. A strategic plan led to a successful exchange, though ethical considerations arose regarding the undisclosed speaker issue with the old phone. Tune in to hear this captivating tale and join the discussion on ethical dilemmas.