We're kicking off our Seth and Summer coverage with the pilot episode of The O.C. Krystal defends her home turf and informs us that Chino isn't as bad as we all think it is (aka "it's not like it's Compton") and Raquel goes through her first episode without mentioning sex or blow jobs. We discuss why the Ryan and Seth hybrid is actually the best kind of man to be in a relationship with if we have to choose but honestly, both of us openly prefer Sandy Cohen. Oh and please weigh in on whether or not Krystal should come to Memphis for us to get matching podcast tattoos, everyone.