If you have not yet seen Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, then this is not the podcast you are looking for. We are going to spoil the blue milk out of this movie. Directed by Rian Johnson, The Last Jedi brings back Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, and Adam Driver, as Luke Skywalker’s solitary existence gets upended when Rey shows up seeking his aid in defeating the First Order. Meanwhile, Kylo Ren and General Hux lead the First Order in an all-out assault against Leia and the Resistance for supremacy of the galaxy. In this review we’re talking the Force, who is Snoke, who are Rey’s parents, Porgs, Yoda, Kylo Ren’s nipples, Laura Dern’s hair, Finn’s Jacuzzi suit, and the infamous Canto Kid! We’re not the biggest Star Wars nerds, but we give it one hell of a go.