New Line Cinema released Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to theaters on March 30, 1990. Steve Barron directs the film which stars Judith Hoag, Elias Koteas, and Josh Pais. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Synopsis A mysterious new gang has moved into New York City with one thing in mind…to pillage, pillage, pillage; loot, loot, loot, and intrepid news reporter, April O’Neil has made it her duty to uncover the person or persons behind the series of robberies, but nobody got time to get a good look at the little buggers, and there are very few clues. One night, after work, Ms. O’Neil stumbles upon a group of teens stealing ghetto blasters, boom boxes, and bubble gum from the back of a building. When she is spotted by the boys, they try to Jackie Chan her ass, but before they can touch her lovely lady humps, four stealthy figures poke their turtle heads out from the urban abyss. They make quick work of the thieves and tie them up before you can say, “Totally tubular, dude!” Our four heroes quickly flee down into the sewer before anyone can take notice, but Raphael forgets to pick up his sai as he exits stage left. April O’Neil steals Raphael’s weapon, and puts it in her purse for safe keeping.  Read Full Synopsis (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Please let us know what you think of the film in the comments section, and rate this movie from one to five stars below as well. If there is a film you’d like us to review, send us an email at comments@moviehousememories.com with your name, location, and film choice. And finally, if you are of the social media persuasion, you can look the MHM Podcast Network up on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, and if you do, please give us a follow when you find us. Disclaimer This podcast is intended for entertainment and information purposes only. The theme music for Lunchtime Movie Review, Fireworks is provided courtesy of Alexander Nakarada at serpentsoundstudios.com under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 License. All original content of this podcast is the intellectual property of Lunchtime Movie Review, the MHM Podcast Network, and Fuzzy Bunny Slippers Entertainment LLC unless otherwise noted. This post contains affiliate links that will take you to Amazon.com and/or the iTunes Store. This means if you click on the link and purchase the item, we will receive an affiliate commission. Advertisers and affiliate partnerships do not influence our content. For more information, please read our Terms of Use about the inclusion of affiliate links on this site.