In this episode we start out talking about Leigh's birthday surprise and get derailed by ice and snow, which leads us down a mild bidet path that no one asked for. The discussion turns to self-service social contracts we all should be doing but some people can't grasp the concept. Super Big Game talk includes the puppy bowl and the commercials and our opinions on the actual game. Why you shouldn't use Gorilla Glue as hair spray in News of the Weird and the return of EA Sports College Football, no lace Nikes, VD and Gronk round out Take It or Leave it.