The Valentine Special. WARNING: this episode is very sexy and those of a delicate disposition SHOULD NOT LISTEN. We took out all the sketches, the plot, the music, and the characters - and instead, this episode is just Rufus reading an erotic story that Howard wrote several years ago. ***(CONTAINS GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF RUDE BITS)*** If you are a new listener - do not listen to this episode first. Or second. Or at all. If you are a regular listener - do not listen to this episode. If you are under 18, over 18, or exactly 18 - do not listen to this episode. If you are eating, in control of a motor vehicle, on public transport or in the bath - do not listen to this episode. If you ever want to be able to have sex again, or innocently enjoy a lollipop - DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. (If you choose to ignore this warning, and would like to join our gallery of people listening: http://manbuycow.pixieset.com/arousedfaces/ - send your reaction face to manbuycow@gmail.com)