It's been a wild week and Rebecca & Alex are here to tell you all about it - and talk about the football too. Besides the stories of new jobs and broken toilets, fridges & lifts, there's also plenty of Premier League and Champions League action to delve into. We kick off with Chelsea to chat about their recent improvements under Frank Lampard; has moving N'Golo Kante back to his favoured position helped the team, do Chelsea actually have a spine again, and should Olivier Giroud be starting more regularly after his impressive 'quatrick' against Sevilla? Meanwhile, Kelleher and the kids are alright at Liverpool with a win over Ajax to get to the next round of the Champions League. We discuss the importance of giving youngsters time (we're looking at you Neco Williams haters), a disappointing performance vs Brighton, and whether Curtis Jones is more like Gerrard or Casillas. Then, we have a lot to say about Jurgen Klopp vs Des Kelly and BT Sport, the 5 subs debate, and the importance of good journalism - before turning our attention to the terrible head injury and concussion protocols following the disturbing clash of heads between Raul Jimenez and David Luiz, particularly the decision to allow Luiz to play on. Plus, we find time to rant some more about VAR, 'Sean Douche', football tribalism, Lampard's Saturn head, mustard rug midfielders, Toadie and James Milner, Equestrian analogies, cheese buffets, spreadsheet bullying, the thought that killed the cat, the perfect fillet steak, coffee on the wall, choir boys cheating, the 8th circle below Hell, and being secure in your own penis. **Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts, as it makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!**