Rebecca and Alex are back after a jam packed weekend of football and it was a confusing one for Rebecca as José Mourinho won but Chelsea lost. We kick off with that Man City win over Chelsea and discuss whether The Blues' performance should be praised or whether questions need to be asked about why Frank Lampard continues to struggle against the top sides. Plus, Kanté and the midfield, Kepa's issues, Aguero's injury, Fernandinho as a centre back, and whether a veteran striker could improve Chelsea. There's also plenty of discussion about Mourinho getting his first win as Tottenham manager over West Ham - Spurs' first away win since January. The front four all come in for praise, as does Mourinho's love for Dier and Davies, while we have more criticism for 'Mr Blobby' Roberto. Meanwhile, Liverpool ground out another win despite it being possibly their worst overall performance of the season vs Crystal Palace - but Sadio Mané and Bobby Firmino really want this Premier League title. And yes, we dispel all that "LiVARpool" chat too. There’s also talk about the potential managerial sackings on the horizon at Everton and Arsenal, a mad game between Sheffield United and Manchester United, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer continuing to be clueless, Wolves creeping up to fifth, while Mesut Ozil is our 'Fame or Shame' candidate as we look back at his career and how the playmaker role has changed in the modern game. Plus, extended Harry Potter metaphors, N'Golo Kanté as Santa Claus, Lampard's kryptonite, Mardy Maureen, Noah's notes, throwing vodka on the fire, and just who is The Christmas Man? **Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts, as it makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!**