Rebecca's got a cold, Alex may or may not have gout, and both Liverpool and Chelsea are coming off poor performances, so there's plenty to chat about this week. We delve into the sh*t sandwich of Liverpool's recent midfield tactics and Chelsea's refusal to play N'Golo Kante in his correct position, plus plenty of discussion on the irritants that are David Luiz and Neymar. We also take a closer look at Jose Mourinho smashing up a bunch of bottles, Claudio Ranieri winning his first match in charge of Fulham, and a fascinating La Liga title race. Also FIFA are still awful, Kevin the carrot is terrifying, and Robbie Keane has retired and gets the 'Fame or Shame' treatment. Enjoy! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts, as it makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***