When it comes to the Real Housewives franchises, we have a very Godfather-esque take: "Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in again!" So it is that Alicia brings us the three-alarm trashcan fire of the marriage of Real Housewives of Potomac cast members Ashley and Michael Darby. This one's all over the map - a big age difference, allegations of infidelity, allegations of same-sex sexual assault, and a few legal shenanigans as a trashy cherry on top of it all. Buckle up, Trashpandas. This one is Real.  Want early, ad-free episodes, limited series, Zoom hangouts, and more? Join us at patreon.com/trashydivorces! Sponsors Mau Pets. Get 5% off your cat’s new favorite cat tree, cave, ledge, scratching post, and more, while also giving your room a glow up! Visit maupets.com/trashy. This episode is sponsored by BetterSleep. Improve your quality of life in as little as one week. Download BetterSleep from the App Store or Google Play! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices