Democracy never felt so good, as this week Bret and Chris go head-to-head in a debate and Phil pretends he’s some kind of news election man. Don’t forget to vote for reals, though! It’s super important! In the meantime, listen to our tales of strange news from around the world. We have the tale of some randy Swedes who had an electrifying time, we have a list of lesser-known electoral candidates with some very unusual policies, plus there’s the tale of an erroneous sandwich! Don’t forget to join in with our #headlies and #limerekd poems. And vote, damn it!