Holy returning podcast! Don’t Lose Your Headline is back in action and coming out swinging, kicking off 2017 with some brand new bizarre news stories. Which stories are real? Which are fake? Is truth stranger than fiction? Why is Phil allowed? Bret’s seeking out a fellow Bret, Phil’s getting poopy and Chris is getting into F1 podcasting (for realsies). We explore the tales of a man whose penis is having a bad day, a Taiwanese funeral which had pole dancers and other merriment and finally the seasonal rise of elf porn! Enjoy the show and feel free to get in touch on our site or Twitter: @dlyhlpodcast, @bretallenwriter, @FlippingPhil and @TnMChris!