Greetings headline hunters! This one’s got some proper rude bits (shock) so don’t listen at work or with your gran. This week we have some fun personal headlines that hint at Chris’ metropolitan Sex in the City lifestyle! We hear the story of a teacher with a potty mouth and Charlie the superstar dog has a few too many and feels a bit… woof. Last but not least, Phil lowers the bar yet again with a series of sex positions and acts (not nice ones! NSFW!) and we have to work out what they involve. We are not so worldly after all. Finally, hear the tale of a man who wants to exchange his ball and chain for… a ball and chain.