Beaver hires Veronica to dig up some dirt on his stepmother, Kendall -- but he doesn't just find out who she's screwing; he ends up screwing himself, and his dad's Ponzi scheme, and his teacher. Oops. Elsewhere, Kendall and Logan are accidentally outed, and Veronica is a bitch about it, but with a lot more reason than she's a bitch about Jackie, who may be screwing Wallace...it's complicated, and it's not going to get any simpler for Wallace, it looks like, as D'Shawn Hardell is lurking around a romantic trip Keith and Alicia take to Chicago.In other news, a scuffle between Duncan and Logan leads to some of Teddy Dunn's best work in the series to date; the show puts another couple of spinning plates in the air when the dead guy has a connection to Aaron Echolls; and gremlins gnawed on John's internet, so Sarah's going solo for this episode, which as a result is short -- but no sweeter than usual as I tackle "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang" (with help from John's notes).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices